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She was in Columbia last night and I TOFTT. [URL]http://charlotte.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/brand-new-newrealand-reviewed-sexy-t-tight-upscale-ebony-bombshell-porn-starr/26170710[/URL].

She is the girl in the pics. Real hottie in the looks department. On the other hand she was lacking a lot in the performance. Basically everything covered and no kissing and no FIV. After I was already in the room and past the point of no return she gives this horrible cough and that is when I find out she has a horrible cold. GEE THANKS. Girls if you are sick please lay off work till you are well. At that point I was actually glad it was everything covered. I couldn't get out of there fast enough.

[QUOTE=MedicoVan;2777633]After my "where are all the skinny white girls" post the other day, I got a lead from a fellow Senior in the form of a post link and some info.

I called the number on the BP post and left a VM. A few hours later I got back a request for verification because she "doesn't like seeing new clients. " Um. You've got an active ad on BP that says nothing about verification and you don't like seeing new clients? Why didn't you put "available for established clients" in your ad?

Seriously ladies. Put exactly what you mean in your ads. It makes things much easier.

Rant mode <<off .

Medico.[/QUOTE]Hey. Have you tried Kimberly? She meets the requirements you desire and pretty cute. Almost too skinny though.

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[QUOTE=OldGoat69;2775951]Saw her 1st time today. I will repeat. Pics are real. Low end motel but looked safe to me. I did 3 ring for 160. Next time I'll probably go full 200 for GFE. She's a spinner with amazing body. She is really sweet and accommodating. I have a curve that made backdoor entry difficult but she was willing to try multiple positions to make it happen. She was patient and really wanted a satisfied customer. See her and you won't be disappointed.

[URL]http://columbia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/5060140-darkskinnedbeauty-200-gfexperience/12984732[/URL][/QUOTE]Don't fall in love, and keep an eye open. She has a "husband" who is around, and she puts on a good show until you start telling her no. That 160 won't last her too long, so expect texts / calls asking if she can "borrow" money.

There's other stuff I've learned about her that would speak on her character, but I'm more concerned with hobbyist safety. Just be aware and understand that it's an act. Play safe.

[URL]http://columbia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/outcallshighly-addicting-skilled-up-scale-blonde-princess/12815850[/URL]

Not worth the effort. Pay for hr, get a Qv, and then she wants a tip. No GFE, no special talents, not real pics, and not really anything memorable.

Pappa54.

[QUOTE=MistareeMan;2778290]Don't fall in love, and keep an eye open. She has a "husband" who is around, and she puts on a good show until you start telling her no. That 160 won't last her too long, so expect texts / calls asking if she can "borrow" money.

There's other stuff I've learned about her that would speak on her character, but I'm more concerned with hobbyist safety. Just be aware and understand that it's an act. Play safe.[/QUOTE]Who you talking about man?

[QUOTE=MistareeMan;2778290]Don't fall in love, and keep an eye open. She has a "husband" who is around, and she puts on a good show until you start telling her no. That 160 won't last her too long, so expect texts / calls asking if she can "borrow" money.

There's other stuff I've learned about her that would speak on her character, but I'm more concerned with hobbyist safety. Just be aware and understand that it's an act. Play safe.[/QUOTE]Co sign everything MM just said. She is good at what she does but it's ALL an act. I just find it strange a husband would wait outside with a kid while his wife is getting dug out. She is good but has a lot of miles on that cookie.

[QUOTE=Pappa54;2778320][URL]http://columbia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/outcallshighly-addicting-skilled-up-scale-blonde-princess/12815850[/URL]

Not worth the effort. Pay for hr, get a Qv, and then she wants a tip. No GFE, no special talents, not real pics, and not really anything memorable.

Pappa54.[/QUOTE]I know it's just reiterating but Pappas 100% on this one. I posted on her last visit, all is correct. Run her back out of town by not paying her $$, $$ or $$$$ depending on what she's offering (she will do bb for $$$$ just ask). She talks a great game on text but delivers shit. Plus, photos 100% not real. Run. Run fast. My 2 cents. MM.

After my referral to Brittany didn't work out (I'm not sure if she thinks I'm LEO or if she's just flaky) I tried Kimberly. Texted at first, then spoke on the phone. She sounds awesome. I was about halfway to her incall when she texted that she couldn't make it after all so we'd need to reschedule.

The only luck I've had in Columbia has been with Platinum take out, and that was unplanned and very, very expensive AND unlikely to be repeated. (Platinum has really tightened down in the last few years).

The ads on Backpage are mostly $30 QV artists who work best when you close your eyes and imagine you're with someone else. I feel like I've ended up in a monger's purgatory.

Any other referrals or suggestions would be appreciated. Sorry for all the whining.

Medico.

[QUOTE=MedicoVan;2778876]After my referral to Brittany didn't work out (I'm not sure if she thinks I'm LEO or if she's just flaky) I tried Kimberly. Texted at first, then spoke on the phone. She sounds awesome. I was about halfway to her incall when she texted that she couldn't make it after all so we'd need to reschedule.

The only luck I've had in Columbia has been with Platinum take out, and that was unplanned and very, very expensive AND unlikely to be repeated. (Platinum has really tightened down in the last few years).

The ads on Backpage are mostly $30 QV artists who work best when you close your eyes and imagine you're with someone else. I feel like I've ended up in a monger's purgatory.

Any other referrals or suggestions would be appreciated. Sorry for all the whining.

Medico.[/QUOTE]Yes, you are whining, but I'll try to help you out. Not clear why you're having so much trouble, but quality pussy is available in Columbia if you look. Your best bet is to RTFF and look for girls who have been glowingly recommended by at least 2 senior members. Try the following:

Tiffany: http://columbia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/tiffany-386-315-5594/8043609 Tall, beautiful body, attractive face, DFK, DATY, BBBJ, CFS, a true GFE. Negatives: moody, can be a b1tch, probably a druggie.

Madison: http://columbia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/ready-for-something-new-madison-is-back/9890193 True pro, been around for years. Tall, beautiful, LFK, DATY, CBJ, CFS, not quite a GFE (won't DFK), but really gets into it, although most likely an act.

Alaina: http://columbia.backpage.com/BodyRubs/licensed-massage-therapistprivate-officemantric-massage-website-deep-tissue/5692526Also been around for years. No longer does FS, but believe me you will be satisfied. Also very smart and a good conversationalist.

I could recommend a few more, but they're all black or latina, or older white women, which doesn't seem to be what you're looking for.

A final thought: if you strike out with these girls in addition to all the others that have been recommended to you, then you might need to face the fact that the fault might lie with you and the way you're coming on. Good luck.

[QUOTE=Crystalicee;2779124]Hey guys I'm Crystal Icee I don't appreciate anyone putting dirt on my name. I been here for a few years but something aren't truthful. For one my children do not be with me at all my family have custody of them they haven't been with me for a whole year at no hotel if they where they will be at my house are another room second I am married he don't wait outside he not a pimp or thug want hurt a fly I keep two rooms know he don't like what I do but it's a week in thing because I just got a house so I can get my kids back he came to the hotel because I got robbed at gun point and I was all alone he will never mess up nothing I got going on and if you are my regular and I feel as I really need some money maybe for my children who I still take care of and my calls are slow I will ask it's a simple yes or no I want get mad I understand but I will offer to pay it back or see you for free visits so please ask questions I am good at what I do I am truly nice and I suppose to be friendly too my clients but thanks for your feed back.[/QUOTE]Holy hell! I'm sorry, but I could hardly get through reading this in its entirety. That was quite difficult, but I think I mastered it half way in LOL.

[QUOTE=AbcuGay;2779228]Holy hell! I'm sorry, but I could hardly get through reading this in its entirety. That was quite difficult, but I think I mastered it half way in LOL.[/QUOTE]I don't think they teach punctuation in school anymore.

Hey guys,

While browsing around, I found this! I wanted to see Kimberly, but she never answered the phone when I called so I gave up. Luckily I didn't see her. I don't know if this is just someone trying to take business from her or an actual warning to fellow hobbyist, but I'd rather be safe than sorry so I would take this person's warning.

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Stay safe guys!

While, You trying to be funny I'm in College. I was ranting in my message Because I Don't like to Be lied On Thanks. TheY're Dad Must haven't showed KYou How to talk to women either Because you Got To pay For A women. I'm a sweet person but You will not disrespect me. Hope you have a bless Day Sir. Good luck On your Journey.

A few days ago, I decided I was going to see Channelle. There had been a few recent reviews with high praises of her so I decided to take a chance and boy was I glad that I did! I had tried contacting her a few times before, but never go a hold of her possibly due to bad timing (including seeing another client). Finally after getting in contact with her, I was looking to meet up pretty much immediately and she was accommodating enough to do just that. She asked for about hhr since she needed to run an errand, which was fine because it took me about that long to get there.

Got there and called, but she said she was still out and wasn't there yet, but she told me where to park. So I waited, nbd. Finally, she called letting me know she was almost there (she was walking) so I got out and met her. First (physical) impression wasn't stellar, but I knew what I was getting myself into when I contacted her. She's a BBW, which usually isn't my type, but I digress. She was wearing a sundress and a jacket with a tank top underneath. She was super sweet, which is hard to come by with these BP ladies. We walked into her room, where it does smell like smoke for those of you that are worried about taking it home (like me). She was nice enough to not smoke before our meeting as I had as previously on the phone. Coolest thing ever, she has a rabbit! LOL random, but it's nice.

So finally we get to the good part. We wiped down with baby wipes, as did I. I put the donation on the nightstand and got comfortable. She has some incredibly soft and natuaral breasts. She began with a slow and sensual BBBJ with some spit and DT tossed into the mixed, which felt lovely. After about 5 minutes, she threw on the cover and she assumed the position, doggie that is. Just started going to town and she was loving it. She was wet and was talking dirty to me (which I loved). Kept going until I popped. QV for. 4.

As mentioned before, I'm not a big BBW fan, but it's seems to me that these are the providers that bring the best attitude. Not sure if it's to make up for their figure, but idc. Attitude is VERY important in this hobby and more ladies should learn from ladies like Channelle and Krissy. Great experience, will repeat!

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Thanks for listening to my ramble LOL.

Stay safe!