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[QUOTE=Pijasman;7151767]Hey guys, traveling to LA and would like to meet a nice girl.

Been in contact with these ladies:

Alexia - [URL]https://www.pvssy.com/independent-female-escorts/1719115543[/URL].

Alana - [URL]https://www.pvssy.com/independent-female-escorts/1735197917[/URL].

Arabella - [URL]https://www.eros.com/california/los_angeles/files/1752484.htm?cat=1[/URL].

Audrey - [URL]https://www.eros.com/california/los_angeles/files/8016204.htm?cat=1[/URL].

Sandra - [URL]https://www.eros.com/california/los_angeles/files/3807605.htm?cat=1[/URL].

Audrey and Sandra seem to be from an agency or something, because their responses were identical. Red flag for me.

Or can someone recommend a nice girl for this tourist visiting from the Midwest?[/QUOTE]Some looks like too good to be true! No thanks I'll stick to my lovely K girls.

[QUOTE=Miscreant;7152079]Alana and arabella are both clearly fake. Arabella is a instagram model that's famous.[/QUOTE]That's what I figured. I was just lazy to do a reverse search. Still look good though. Never heard of Arabella.

[QUOTE=Pijasman;7151767]Hey guys, traveling to LA and would like to meet a nice girl.[/QUOTE]What's your budget? You seem to be into young white girls, right?

[QUOTE=Sipping;7152963]What's your budget? You seem to be into young white girls, right?[/QUOTE]Yes, normally. But honestly I'm dying to see the Kgirls but it's SO hard getting "verified" and so far nobody will even talk to me when I reach out. I applied for verification at P411 but that takes a while. I really would love to see one or two or three before I leave, haha! I just got to LA today and leave on Thursday.

One booker asked for pictures of my pay stubs, DL and utility bills. I'd do it but am afraid they could use that to open accounts in my name. Why does it have to be so hard? I grew up in Europe where this is all so normal and not a big deal, LOL.

[QUOTE=Pijasman;7153262]Yes, normally. But honestly I'm dying to see the Kgirls but it's SO hard getting "verified" and so far nobody will even talk to me when I reach out. I applied for verification at P411 but that takes a while. I really would love to see one or two or three before I leave, haha! I just got to LA today and leave on Thursday.

One booker asked for pictures of my pay stubs, DL and utility bills. I'd do it but am afraid they could use that to open accounts in my name. Why does it have to be so hard? I grew up in Europe where this is all so normal and not a big deal, LOL.[/QUOTE]Curious question. Could you fake these docs and submit? How would they know they're not real? I doubt they have someone going to your home to verify it's you.

[QUOTE=Pijasman;7153262]Yes, normally. But honestly I'm dying to see the Kgirls but it's SO hard getting "verified" and so far nobody will even talk to me when I reach out. I applied for verification at P411 but that takes a while. I really would love to see one or two or three before I leave, haha! I just got to LA today and leave on Thursday.

One booker asked for pictures of my pay stubs, DL and utility bills. I'd do it but am afraid they could use that to open accounts in my name. Why does it have to be so hard? I grew up in Europe where this is all so normal and not a big deal, LOL.[/QUOTE]Update: I've been approved in P411 - any bookers that accept P411 verification? Tom from Bookergray won't even talk to me for whatever reason after I mentioned a reference from these forums.

[QUOTE=Ghost323;7153586]Curious question. Could you fake these docs and submit? How would they know they're not real? I doubt they have someone going to your home to verify it's you.[/QUOTE]It would be hard to fake the Drivers License well enough. I don't know. My credit reports are all frozen anyhow so they can't get credit in my name but they could do other things I suppose.

I have seen this one ages ago, all I can recall is that she had some baby damage, but that she was quite active in jerking me off. I am thinking she did oral maybe.

The one thing you cannot forget about her is beyond all the absurd tats when she does go into 69 she makes sure to open up her cheeks and tattooed around her shithole is the words "HOTANDSPICY" in a Newtonian circle.

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[QUOTE=PriscillaM;7153966]I have seen this one ages ago, all I can recall is that she had some baby damage, but that she was quite active in jerking me off. I am thinking she did oral maybe.

The one thing you cannot forget about her is beyond all the absurd tats when she does go into 69 she makes sure to open up her cheeks and tattooed around her shithole is the words "HOTANDSPICY" in a Newtonian circle.

[URL]https://massage.eros.com/california/los_angeles/files/5512822.htm?cat=83[/URL][/QUOTE]LMAO that is absolutely fucking hilarious.

[QUOTE=Pijasman;7154113]LMAO that is absolutely fucking hilarious.[/QUOTE]I think I saw her twice, and for the life of me cannot recall why I stopped other than she was pudgy and the baby pooch was noticeable.

Given the complete lack of white girls (I actually think she was Jewish), I am going to repeat.

I still remember her asshole and there was noticeable balloon knot ripples, but for fuck sake I had no idea that you could write so much text on an asshole. I would have had her put an ad for joe's bar and grill Chattanooga Tennessee.

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This is the new carne asada at the Westwood / Rochester shithole.

This is a beat Colombian mother I would perhaps like to fuck if I was going away to prison for consecutive life sentences.

The pics are not real.

She let me eat her out and I will say she has a marvelous zip lock cooter. You would see more hanging meat at a kids size pastrami sandwich at arts Deli.

Her face is not going to win her any beauty contests at the 99 ranch market.

For 200, her handjob skills are not marginal, they are negligible.

Pass.

Greetings.

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Saw Azul (pretty sure she used to go by Sara) based on some reviews here a while back. She was great, clean, professional, absolute pleasure. Pretty much exactly what you get in the photos. Gave me an awesome BBBJ, a little mish, and good lord I couldn't get enough of the view during doggy. I'm not usually into BBL's, but this girl's dumptruck had me hard for quite some time even after I busted in the bag inside her. Saw her in Gardena at a hotel where I've seen other colombian / latina providers before. Definitely keeping her on file whenever I'm in the mood for a big bootie latina.

If anyone has leads on petite / fit latinas, please do share.

It has come to this?

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You put on some virtual reality goggles and jerk yourself off fucken chevron style?

At least at Venus faire, some dude had to wipe the glass for you.

Do they send a cleaning crew?

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;7160320]It has come to this?

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You put on some virtual reality goggles and jerk yourself off fucken chevron style?

At least at Venus faire, some dude had to wipe the glass for you.

Do they send a cleaning crew?[/QUOTE]Ha the massive loads you'll release happily / sadly won't be virtual.

Nice Venus ref, with those mops and buckets. Sometimes they were slow to the call and you could conceivably get a slip and fall case. They did have some babes there though at Jack in the Box. I'll admit I made a few copious donations in my pre-AMP gateway years. I'm sure my dna is in some database or some mutant- one of those cleaning guys looked like he was up to something nefarious. Some good stories from some of the girls. And memories of Daryll, such a pleasant customer service representative, indelible!

The live girls are gone and there's no more such thing anywhere around, I think.

[QUOTE=VulvaNut;7160496]Ha the massive loads you'll release happily / sadly won't be virtual.

Nice Venus ref, with those mops and buckets. Sometimes they were slow to the call and you could conceivably get a slip and fall case. They did have some babes there though at Jack in the Box. I'll admit I made a few copious donations in my pre-AMP gateway years. I'm sure my dna is in some database or some mutant- one of those cleaning guys looked like he was up to something nefarious. Some good stories from some of the girls. And memories of Daryll, such a pleasant customer service representative, indelible!

The live girls are gone and there's no more such thing anywhere around, I think.[/QUOTE]I will never forget my one time at VF. They had lapdances, so I went but it was super tame like I think the top did not even come off. It was clearly a beta test.

The girl then told me she was on "stage" - stage was this room surrounded by like these phone booths and then she was nude behind glass. Which I think was one way. I was like, I am out of here, but then I saw her go to a private room and I was like, well I am here, I have to see this shit.

So you pay like what ten bucks or something, and she gets nude for you separated by San Quentin style glass. She then tells me to pick up the phone in the room. A real fucken landline and says we can talk dirty and you can blow a load. I was like, what is all this then. And then I heard a voice "clean up in booth five " and I was in like booth four. I got out of there quicker than a celebrity out of the palisades, but not before I did see the dude with the mop ringer.