Massage Parlor Reports

Arrived late one night last week. Opted for the 25 HH and into the room. Got someone named Yoyo who appears to be in her mid 40's. The pre-menopause is showing on this Mainland Chinese lady LOL. Not the best looking. In to the room and it's the standard. Starts off with a decent light massage for 10 minutes which was terrible and mechanical. Enjoyed a little chit-chat on where she's from and how she's been here for 5 years. Tells me she has a green card excitedly right after coming to the states as a tourist because she married a truck driver, but then has to come out and continue working as a massage lady because obviously money's tight. LOL. Good to know lady, good for you. Anyway, she hit all the standard procedures and steps that one can expect in a AAMP experience. On the flip, I get to see her more clearly and, well, clearly there wasn't much to offer on this lady who looks like she's going thru some midlife crisis judging from her face. I thought to myself, so this is how all of these young Chinese girls who do this job for a living become. Sad really. There was absolutely no fun or teasing at all. It was all business, not even a decent build up for the dinner. Asks whether want a BJ or CBJ, . 4 for HJ and. 6 for CBJ. Add. 2 to roam underneath her clothes. Got the. 6 and my god it was terrible. No technique, pure mechanical. Did some lame sucking for 10 minutes then I finally told her to just take off the rubber and finish me off. HJ was not bad, definitely not paying more than. 4 for that. Finished up and handed the bill, got some water, some more chit chat, then left. I could hear the table moving next door from the other dude in the other room. Sigh. Garvey's day are coming to an end. Lesson is, nothing lasts forever, whether it is the girl's face or the good times. Cheers.

DL1.

[QUOTE=HornDog626;3493684]Yep, BBBJ game strong with her. I was planning to go after work today, but I got to start planning my visits when she's fresh (early morning).

I think the condom is just for show. I firmly told her $1 for BBBJ and BBFS. She'll take it. Last time she stepped away for a towel and condom. She started blowing me and never put a cap on me. She goes for it bare. YMMV I guess?[/QUOTE]This is all at a place called simple? If you have the specific name of the place it would be much appreciated.

[QUOTE=MrSlver;3494540]This is all at a place called simple? If you have the specific name of the place it would be much appreciated.[/QUOTE]Simple Massage.

626-307-0188.

8038 Garvey Ave.

Rosemead, CA, 91770.

Good luck and may the farce be with ewe.

[QUOTE=Dorq01;3495595]Simple Massage.

626-307-0188.

8038 Garvey Ave.

Rosemead, CA, 91770.

Good luck and may the farce be with ewe.[/QUOTE]You're too nice, with a little due diligence, and something called reading the forum. He would be able to find it simply. But that's our world now, people just want handouts and something for nothing. Just saying and of course this is just my opinion.

[QUOTE=Maxen;3495659]You're too nice, with a little due diligence, and something called reading the forum. He would be able to find it simply. But that's our world now, people just want handouts and something for nothing. Just saying and of course this is just my opinion.[/QUOTE]I know I'm new and all but I did take the time do the research and find the place on my own. It is nice to know that there are a few good veteran posters on here that are willing to give a fellow monger a bit of guidance.

[QUOTE=MikeFandango;3492027]Well if you pee a lot, you may drink lots of water, normal with this weather, you need to relax and enjoy life, trust me if you get something your dick will burn when you pee.[/QUOTE]But it's treatable correct?

[QUOTE=DragonLord1;3493923]Arrived late one night last week. Opted for the 25 HH and into the room. Got someone named Yoyo who appears to be in her mid 40's. The pre-menopause is showing on this Mainland Chinese lady LOL. Not the best looking. In to the room and it's the standard. Starts off with a decent light massage for 10 minutes which was terrible and mechanical. Enjoyed a little chit-chat on where she's from and how she's been here for 5 years. Tells me she has a green card excitedly right after coming to the states as a tourist because she married a truck driver, but then has to come out and continue working as a massage lady because obviously money's tight. LOL. Good to know lady, good for you. Anyway, she hit all the standard procedures and steps that one can expect in a AAMP experience. On the flip, I get to see her more clearly and, well, clearly there wasn't much to offer on this lady who looks like she's going thru some midlife crisis judging from her face. I thought to myself, so this is how all of these young Chinese girls who do this job for a living become. Sad really. There was absolutely no fun or teasing at all. It was all business, not even a decent build up for the dinner. Asks whether want a BJ or CBJ, . 4 for HJ and. 6 for CBJ. Add. 2 to roam underneath her clothes. Got the. 6 and my god it was terrible. No technique, pure mechanical. Did some lame sucking for 10 minutes then I finally told her to just take off the rubber and finish me off. HJ was not bad, definitely not paying more than. 4 for that. Finished up and handed the bill, got some water, some more chit chat, then left. I could hear the table moving next door from the other dude in the other room. Sigh. Garvey's day are coming to an end. Lesson is, nothing lasts forever, whether it is the girl's face or the good times. Cheers.

DL1.[/QUOTE]Perfect was only perfect when Jenny was blowing and rimming on a daily basis. The Porsche payments and insurance were high and 6-7 rim jobs a day were needed LOL.

Alas, now I think Ancient and the YY are the perfect rim and bb girl. She smokes and you can tell but for me the 70 total is well worth it. If I do the 90 min session its 100 out the door and at least 2 pops.

YMMV.

PC out.

[QUOTE=AgentChan;3497734]But it's treatable correct?[/QUOTE]Because this is the INTETNET / WWW and everything on it is true and written by 'experts', so based on your post alone, I've got bad news for you. From my expert and concise findings / opinion, your dick will either fall of or it will turn into a shell-less lobster claw, and you've infected everyone who reads this forum west of the Mississippi. Sorry for the bad news. There is a chance that after it falls off it will grow back if you start drinking beet and banana smooties with 4 grams of bee pollen.

Sorry,

Dr Maxen.

Please subscribe to my YouTube channel for more medical advice.

Lol you're bad 😂.

[QUOTE=Maxen;3498245]Because this is the INTETNET / WWW and everything on it is true and written by 'experts', so based on your post alone, I've got bad news for you. From my expert and concise findings / opinion, your dick will either fall of or it will turn into a shell-less lobster claw, and you've infected everyone who reads this forum west of the Mississippi. Sorry for the bad news. There is a chance that after it falls off it will grow back if you start drinking beet and banana smooties with 4 grams of bee pollen.

Sorry,

Dr Maxen.

Please subscribe to my YouTube channel for more medical advice.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Lovergrrl;3498256]Lol you're bad 😂.[/QUOTE]Couldn't resist. 😜.

[QUOTE=Pcpc1688;3498224]Perfect was only perfect when Jenny was blowing and rimming on a daily basis. The Porsche payments and insurance were high and 6-7 rim jobs a day were needed LOL.

Alas, now I think Ancient and the YY are the perfect rim and bb girl. She smokes and you can tell but for me the 70 total is well worth it. If I do the 90 min session its 100 out the door and at least 2 pops.

YMMV.

PC out.[/QUOTE]FTR, Jenny was at Happy not Perfect. Just so we know where the cum was being dumped.

I have been to UTS four times since late May. I got lucky with one provider and liked her enough to return two more times after that just for her. On a whim and craving variety, I decided to go on one of the other days that she doesn't work, to see if I liked any of the other providers as much or more. Unfortunately, I did not have as much chemistry with the one I got that day, though she was certainly slender and attractive.

If anyone has intel on any of the other providers at UTS, and would like to keep the details on the down low, shoot me a PM. Will exchange intel.

[QUOTE=AhardLanding;3498505]FTR, Jenny was at Happy not Perfect. Just so we know where the cum was being dumped.[/QUOTE]Happy, Perfect, Simple, Ancient, Cindys, Winwin, Ace, they are all running together LOL.

PC out.

[QUOTE=Maxen;3498245]Because this is the INTETNET / WWW and everything on it is true and written by 'experts', so based on your post alone, I've got bad news for you. From my expert and concise findings / opinion, your dick will either fall of or it will turn into a shell-less lobster claw, and you've infected everyone who reads this forum west of the Mississippi. Sorry for the bad news. There is a chance that after it falls off it will grow back if you start drinking beet and banana smooties with 4 grams of bee pollen.

Sorry,

Dr Maxen.

Please subscribe to my YouTube channel for more medical advice.[/QUOTE]Hey Dr Maxen.

You prolly scared the poor dude out of his mind for a minute or two. LMAO.

Mondo.

Been coming here for a while now. Mamasan always has a big smile for me, I don't know why, maybe she wants to fuck, but she's tiny I'd prob break her in half haha.

Anyway, asked for an Asian girl. I'm horrible at remembering names, even when the provider is good. I made an effort to remember this time because you guys are special.

Took a shower, laid down on the bed, a couple of minutes later "Coco" comes in. She's prob in her mid 30's, nice C cups, nice ass for an Asian, likes to kiss on the cheeks only, face cheeks not your bottom cheeks. The massage is meh, but pretty soon and without asking she gets topless and stars rubbing her boobs all over my back. She does the reach around, makes sure I'm hard then licks the tip for a little bit. She asks me to stand up and lays down on the bed. I'm not ready to hit that pussy yet so I stand next the her head and start feeding her my dick. She puts the cover and goes at it while I play with her boobs and finger her pussy. We do mish for a little, then move to the couch where I sit down and then she sits on my dick and rides for a while. She's very good but I wish the damn condom was so tight. I'm not huge by any means but I think they get these things in bulk from China where they are smaller.

I ask her if she does BBBJ, no. Anal? No COT? Yes. Cool! I tell her to lay down on the bed again, throw the condom away and jerk off while I finger her pussy and finally finish all over her tits.

4+1 and out the door water bottle in hand.