Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=B Malibu]Well, I can tell you that my accounts are not exagerated one bit... I speak the truth. I could simply write cbj>cg>k9>mish>load deposited = end of story, but what fun would that be? Hehehe... if anything, sometimes I leave certain details out to protect the innocent.[/QUOTE]Good to hear your experiences are real. I was just saying some of the stories are so well written with erotic detail they remind me of reading old Playboy, Penthouse stories.

I was not calling anyone out or complaining. Keep em cumin.

[QUOTE=Cash Value]I saw on massageanywhere in LA that you can get a massage from Zap from the show AMERICAN GLADIATORS for 125 an hour. Guess shes not doing anything else. Interesting?[/QUOTE][url]http://gossiplist.com/blog2/2008/12/16/what-former-american-gladiator-is-now-making-a-living-by-offering-massages-on-craigslist/[/url]

Went to TLC Day Spa yesterday since they just switched to new management (or so they said) and had a sale .3 hhr, .5 hr. Never been here before, but I looked around on Google and found that Cici might offer extra services. So (naturally) I asked for her at 5:30 PM. Got there. Cici wasn't working, so they set me up with Annie instead. Decent looking. She asked for .6 for a HJ and $ for BJ, which is wayyy to much in my book. I settled for a HJ, which was OK, but the upside was she let me free roaming on her with no complaint. Might come back.

[QUOTE=Pimp Hound]hey HG, I like college spinners, where is this place, I will give Tracy one shot at me.[/QUOTE]

OK. I hope you have better luck. Minh Ha Spa 10646 Garden Grove Blvd. The phone number there is 714 737 2444

Ever have a spinner bolt out of the room? After a lengthy FS session things were finishing off with a HJ. I let loose and some ejaculate hit my little K girl in her face, just on the cheek. She yelped and took off. I laughed. She came back in so upset. I tipped her a little extra.

I am still chuckling about it.

[QUOTE=HawaiiGuy]Saw an ad for a new place on Garden Grove Blvd and decided to give it a try. Odd location, shared a parking lot with an auto service center. Also, no lobby, but what appeared to be a converted hair salon setup.

Looked very promising at the beginning. Tracy, a young college age spinner type in summer dress, met me and took my. 4 entry fee, and said she would be giving the massage.

Very obvious she knew nothing about massages. Very obvious nothing was going to happen, also, because she kept moving away whenever I tried to roam. Massage ended ten minutes early. Nice girl, good English, but just a lame massage.[/QUOTE]I also visited this MP couple of days ago. It's an old building but decoration was decent enough. It looks like two girl operation and I was greeted by same girl Tracy. She's Viet, about 5', 105 lb, long hair with cute smile. I'd rate her looks 6. 5 to 7. Massage was below average and she seemed to lack experience in the business. She seemed very cautious and wanted to make sure I was safe. To be very clear: Menu is very limited here, no FS or BJ. Only thing available if she feels safe will be HJ only. She quoted way high even for HJ. Total damage:. 4/. 4 with HJ(after negotiation).

I was hoping for more, but overall was disappointed and would not recommend this MP unless service/donation improves.

Went to Harmony for some V girl massage. After about 45 minutes of ok massage she started teasing my cock and asked me if I want anything extra. I asked her what extras can she do, she reply HJ. I asked if she do BJ, she said shes new here and no maybe next time. So I asked how much for HJ, she reply $1 with her close off. I told her never mind, you're too expensive and took of.

Why are these V girls prices are so expensive?

[QUOTE=Wino Rhino]Ever have a spinner bolt out of the room? After a lengthy FS session things were finishing off with a HJ. I let loose and some ejaculate hit my little K girl in her face, just on the cheek. She yelped and took off. I laughed. She came back in so upset. I tipped her a little extra.

I am still chuckling about it.[/QUOTE]

Wino, fire a warning shot first next time so she can put on the hazmat gear. Either that, or get that water wiggle under control. Go to the range and sight that weasel in.

[QUOTE=Mikeng227]Went to Harmony for some V girl massage. After about 45 minutes of ok massage she started teasing my cock and asked me if I want anything extra. I asked her what extras can she do, she reply HJ. I asked if she do BJ, she said shes new here and no maybe next time. So I asked how much for HJ, she reply $1 with her close off. I told her never mind, you're too expensive and took of.

Why are these V girls prices are so expensive?[/QUOTE]They ask for lots of cash because there are always foolish mongers that are willing to give into these providers simple because they are either newbies or just not good at keeping the prices down at the going rate.

Hi,

I've been lurking here for a while, finally decided to start posting. I stopped by here the other day, and, ah, fairview health center. Whenever I'm in the neighborhood and in the mood for a massage with the possibility of a happy ending, you never seem to disappoint. At fairview health, it is only that though, a possibility. I have come here at least 5 or 6 times and each time I feel like it's finally going to happen, it never does. This time was no exception. Walked in, saw the same old white guy papasan, and was shown to my room. About 2 minutes later, a very beautiful young viet girl walks in. I'm a younger monger (in my 20's), and I'm in decent shape, so right away she seems pleased by that. She speaks pretty solid English and immediately engages me in conversation. I like the leave the towel on, at least partially covering my butt, just to see what the masseuses will do. It's like a little game for me. As the massage went on, she slowly started to put her hands under the towel and starts to rub my butt. She gives a very slow, sensual massage. At this point, I open my legs to see giver her the opportunity to go lower. She starts to do the reach under and slowly starts to massage my balls. At this point, I'm fully aroused and I don't see how she can let me leave without finishing the job. She continues the ball massage for a few more minutes, and then asks me to turn around. Unfortunately this is where the disappointment enters. She did a little bit of brushing on my penis, but nothing else. I tried to entice her, but I was careful not too push too far as I know what this place is about. Our time finished and I was forced to go home with blue balls. I gave her a $. 1 tip just because she was a sweetheart and her massage was very erotic. Will visit fairview again when I'm near the area and feel like getting blueball'd.

BTW, I've been to Harmony day spa a few times and I've always gotten an HJ for the standard. 40+. 40

Cheers.

[QUOTE=Oc Amper]Went by 103 last night. Looked dead and oddly I could see through the blinds in two of the rooms. I went to the window and looked closer and could see that two rooms are completely empty.

So, 103 has seen better days and moved on. End of an era, a shit hole, but probably one of the longest lasting AMP's in OC.[/QUOTE]Damn! This was the place I popped my Hobbying Cherry years ago! It was a shiot hole, but some of the girls were cute. RIP 103

[QUOTE=Bronsonator]BMalibu, excellent report. Unlike you however, I like when she closes he eyes-gives off that dreamy "I'm in excasy" vibe. What you refer to as "groggy" I've always liked. I call it "air-fucking" because the only parts of us touching is my vock and the inside if her vag, touching nothing else but air.

I'm about due fo a visit to my rusty trombone player.

AmpMaster, glad you like the place. You are right about mms, I tease her everytime about having a session. If you think she's cute now, you shoulda seen her when she had braces![/QUOTE]Thanks again. I think I'm gonna have to try BMalibu's ATF one time and see what it's all about.

When the chicks come back don`t give up the location pics are fine but location is trouble!

Malibu; who could doubt your racy details man, riding around in your expensive Lexus with a mansion down in Texas. :)

[QUOTE=Clevr]Malibu; who could doubt your racy details man, riding around in your expensive Lexus with a mansion down in Texas. :)[/QUOTE]
'Scuse me, it's a BMW ... Duh! Lexus? ... tsk tsk tsk ... insulting! :)

Young chiro near the 22. Havnt been here for ages. Went in, nice looking girl. In my room comes a different girl, cute, this top with some shear leggings with no panties. Massage was good. She wanted me to squeeze her ass most of the massage for some reason. She offers bbbj when i turn over. She wanted lots but I got her down, she got naked and started to lick and suck. I had to do my patented NHOM (no hands only mouth) routine. I stand up and make her hold my ass with both of her hands, that way she cant jack me. Its all mouth, I was pretty buzzed and no way was I going to cum in 5 minutes. She sucked for almost 20. I let her slow down cause thats good too, but then I just pumped her face till I pulled out and blasted her sweaty face. She was happy that she got me to cum. Shes got a hot lil body on her. Anyway cleaned up and out. Oh the candy they have on the counter is pretty good. Candy alone worth the 60 for the hour.