Massage Parlor Reports

[URL]https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/mimi-escort-fairfax-360961[/URL]

This one is a head scratcher as I've been to the location in Fairfax many times before and have always been more than pleased.

Let's rewind. My very first call to this Thai outfit was a couple years ago. I texted expecting to see one provider but Mimi answered. I was more than happy to proceed as she was stacked and dressed to show off her assets. Very good massage and a very sensual ending. She shared with me that there was more on the menu.

The next 6-8 visits to the apartment were Christine. Great massage, back walking, and a perfect ending, every time.

I was checking out reviews and saw an updated review for mimi. I texted and we set a time. I knock and is not the mimi I remember, it's a younger Thai chick dressed in a t-shirt and yoga pants. Cute, thin, decent body, but definitely not built or dressed like the original mimi or Christine. I asked her twice if she was mimi and she said yes. And christine poked her head around the corner to take a look at me.

Since I had been here many times before I really didn't think much of it. I was shown the room. I showered and hopped on table. She draped me and she kept me covered for the duration. She never once went anywhere near the fun zone. After the flip I hoped it would progress. Nothing. At the hour mark she said times up and bolted out of the room. I heard her talking in the other room with the other provider. Mimi poked her head in and told me I could get dressed.

It was an expensive medium massage with no extras. $120 for the hour. Waste of time and money. I got dressed she offered me water as I was exiting. I declined. She could tell I wasn't pleased.

Great review! Thanks!

Wondering if she allows any roaming? Fully clothed the whole time?

[QUOTE=OhioRich;4108855]This no-name place runs out of a house in C'ville. Just search for "older" in nova. Bedpage / massage. Ad says several options available but I only enquired about massage. First response was $1. 5/30 min, $2/ hr. I was like 'I'm just looking for a massage -how about $1. 5 for 90? We went back and forth for a few times and I just kept repeating myself until she then offered $160/ hr. Higher than a standard NoVA but I'm a bit of a perv for older providers. And, when an ad says "Attractive Older Asian" it usually means we have ancient hags so don't be disappointed at the septuagenarian who opens the door. I'm all in!

So I cruise out to horse country wasn't that far actually- park in the front yard and ring the bell. You know how these ads for Asian places are always a crap shoot and nothing like what the providers are really like? Older Asian? The door opens and this gorgeous, tits on a stick 20 something opens the door. Her name is Minh. She has long, thick jet black hair. She has a perfect figure, perfect C cups, tight backside, she is right out of a fashion mag. She has a big welcoming smile and. Her teeth. Her dad had to be a dentist and her mom an orthodontist. The most perfect teeth I've ever seen on a human being; she should be selling tooth paste for Crest. They were 100% natural and perfect..[/QUOTE]

Not entirely sure this belongs specifically here but I'm posting as a warning to fellow mongers.

A couple weeks ago I wrote a raving review of M and why wellness. I'm sad to say that while checking the books, I noticed an outlandish charge on my credit card. For a $60 massage I saw an extra $50 transaction on my charge and my eyes came out of my head. I wasn't in the mood to dispute this charge with my credit card company for. Reasons. So I called up the shop to investigate and find out what's the deal, hoping I could maybe get a refund through that Avenue. When I called Chinese lady answered and I couldn't understand what she said but she told me she would call back in a few. 5 min went by and nothing, figured they're avoiding me so I was ready to make the dreadful call to my card company when they called me back. This time it was the owner. Another Chinese lady who I irately explained what happened she said to come by the store in the afternoon and help me get to the bottom of this. I arrived at the designated time and she told me she recently purchased the business from another, so it sounds like something shady was going on and they must have up charged all the customers, sold the business and ran. Because when I got there she was already on the phone with another customer complaining about the same thing. So sadly I wasn't the only victim and reading the room it sounds like she's been dealing this this fallback for quite sometime. She showed me the receipt and I saw under tip someone wrote 50 on the tip and changed my total to 110. But you could still see where I crossed my own line out, so the receipt certainly proved someone wrote over my own handwriting. I told her this is pretty a illegal thing to do. So she refunded my card the extra $50. She asked if I wanted to get a massage and I laughed in her face, sorry but the trust is broken and that ship has now sailed. I'm a reasonable fellow but I told her to be careful because I'm sure someone with more power than I could easily get this place shut down. Anyway the only thing I can do here is warn you brothers. My lesson today is maybe I need to start using only cash and drop the paper trail.

Heartbroken after my girlfriend MnY took my money and ran I schlept over across the street to my ex smoothwater. Didn't see a familiar face there as I suspected since all my faves from the place are gone. Lucy wouldn't let me leave. Seriously she gripped my arm as I turned to go and grabbed my junk. She's lucky I'm just a man and not an uncle, because that kinda treatment can get you into trouble. But damn, I admired her aggression so I gave in and went for the massage. Pretty good medium. Lucy is definitely a 40+ provider and a little chubby, but on the flip she cleans off the boys with some alcohol and without even asking dives in for a nice BBBJ. Well hello to you too. There's no CIM but I open up her top to see some nice perks and I don't need much more time to relieve my stress. Cleans up with a hot towel and gives me a well needed neck and head massage and sends me off. I tipped. 8 for the shocking NOVA plus service and left in much better shape than I walked in.

[QUOTE=JustaNon75;4111746][URL]https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/mimi-escort-fairfax-360961[/URL]

This one is a head scratcher as I've been to the location in Fairfax many times before and have always been more than pleased.

Let's rewind. My very first call to this Thai outfit was a couple years ago. I texted expecting to see one provider but Mimi answered. I was more than happy to proceed as she was stacked and dressed to show off her assets. Very good massage and a very sensual ending. She shared with me that there was more on the menu.

The next 6-8 visits to the apartment were Christine. Great massage, back walking, and a perfect ending, every time.

I was checking out reviews and saw an updated review for mimi. I texted and we set a time. I knock and is not the mimi I remember, it's a younger Thai chick dressed in a t-shirt and yoga pants. Cute, thin, decent body, but definitely not built or dressed like the original mimi or Christine. I asked her twice if she was mimi and she said yes. And christine poked her head around the corner to take a look at me.

Since I had been here many times before I really didn't think much of it. I was shown the room. I showered and hopped on table. She draped me and she kept me covered for the duration. She never once went anywhere near the fun zone. After the flip I hoped it would progress. Nothing. At the hour mark she said times up and bolted out of the room. I heard her talking in the other room with the other provider. Mimi poked her head in and told me I could get dressed.

It was an expensive medium massage with no extras. $120 for the hour. Waste of time and money. I got dressed she offered me water as I was exiting. I declined. She could tell I wasn't pleased.[/QUOTE]Nothing like that annoyance. The $120 girls should ALWAYS include HE at a minimum. There are plenty of competent places that you can get a good massage for $50 or $60. However, since you said you had seen Christine multiple times, what I likely would have done in your case would have at least asked to speak to her, and mention that Mimi is shafting customers and she will likely indirectly lose customers and see what her reaction was.

I wish this was the Mimi who used to work with Sharon in Reston and then in Falls Church for a little bit. That Mimi disappeared without a trace.

If someone knows about her, please let me know, her # used to be 7032208963, but now it comes up under a Lily. Which if it's the same Lily from Sharon's old place, she was disappointing.

[QUOTE=JustaNon75;4111746][URL]https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/mimi-escort-fairfax-360961[/URL]

This one is a head scratcher as I've been to the location in Fairfax many times before and have always been more than pleased.

Let's rewind. My very first call to this Thai outfit was a couple years ago. I texted expecting to see one provider but Mimi answered. I was more than happy to proceed as she was stacked and dressed to show off her assets. Very good massage and a very sensual ending. She shared with me that there was more on the menu.

The next 6-8 visits to the apartment were Christine. Great massage, back walking, and a perfect ending, every time.

I was checking out reviews and saw an updated review for mimi. I texted and we set a time. I knock and is not the mimi I remember, it's a younger Thai chick dressed in a t-shirt and yoga pants. Cute, thin, decent body, but definitely not built or dressed like the original mimi or Christine. I asked her twice if she was mimi and she said yes. And christine poked her head around the corner to take a look at me.

Since I had been here many times before I really didn't think much of it. I was shown the room. I showered and hopped on table. She draped me and she kept me covered for the duration. She never once went anywhere near the fun zone. After the flip I hoped it would progress. Nothing. At the hour mark she said times up and bolted out of the room. I heard her talking in the other room with the other provider. Mimi poked her head in and told me I could get dressed.

It was an expensive medium massage with no extras. $120 for the hour. Waste of time and money. I got dressed she offered me water as I was exiting. I declined. She could tell I wasn't pleased.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=GripNSip;4112182] She asked if I wanted to get a massage and I laughed in her face, sorry but the trust is broken and that ship has now sailed. I'm a reasonable fellow but I told her to be careful because I'm sure someone with more power than I could easily get this place shut down. Anyway the only thing I can do here is warn you brothers. My lesson today is maybe I need to start using only cash and drop the paper trail.[/QUOTE]Definitely use cash next time, and from now on.

I havn't been in NOVA for a while but am back this week for business. I want to close out my trip with a visit to Coco. I read she is at King now. Back when I was living here I could call Angels and setup time w Coco pretty much when ever I wanted. I have called King twice this week and been told she doesn't do sessions anymore and, on the second call, that she is on vacation.

Is she mgmt only now or is she really on vacation? Whats the story?

[QUOTE=GripNSip;4112182]Not entirely sure this belongs specifically here but I'm posting as a warning to fellow mongers.

Anyway the only thing I can do here is warn you brothers. My lesson today is maybe I need to start using only cash and drop the paper trail.[/QUOTE]Good advice to use cash for all providers.

[QUOTE=Oldfart69;4112389]Good advice to use cash for all providers.[/QUOTE]Agreed, cash is the way to go.

I do use a cc with a two providers that I've seen for many years. They don't mind. I always ask how much it cost them for to process the transaction, then add that into the bill.

[QUOTE=GripNSip;4112182]Not entirely sure this belongs specifically here but I'm posting as a warning to fellow mongers.

My lesson today is maybe I need to start using only cash and drop the paper trail.[/QUOTE]I have never used anything but cash in this hobby. Maybe I am paranoid, but cash gives me a level of anonymity that I value when exploring my pervy side.

[QUOTE=OldManInVa;4112545]I have never used anything but cash in this hobby. Maybe I am paranoid, but cash gives me a level of anonymity that I value when exploring my pervy side.[/QUOTE]I absolutely agree with OMIV's statement. Cash is invisible after the transaction. There is no record of the transaction that can be resurrected after it took place, no taxes, and no "hidden fees. " Stay safe and anonymous, gentlemen. Always use cash.

- Vaughn.

In my neverending quest to find a new pair of gentle hands to soothe my usually aching body, I came across this advertisement:

[URL]https://cityxguide.com/escorts/gook-gook-good-massage-14734759/[/URL]

Note a couple of other things in the ad: 1) under bust it is listed as 36 followed by three tongues sticking out and what appear to be three genies fresh out of a lamp; and 2) the ad ends "10 am to 10 pm. GFE".

Deciding to set aside the strangely worded "gook-gook" in the headline, I decided to test the waters. But it was already well past 8:00 PM and I did not want to drive down there in the snow only to find they had closed up early tonight. So I fired-up the trusty burner and placed a call to make an appointment.

Much to my surprise, a mature sounding female voice with a very thick foreign accent answered on the 18th ring. I asked if there was someone available tonight to give me a massage? She asked, "What you want? So I repeated my inquiry about coming in tonight for a massage. The woman said, "Just a massage. That's it".

That response threw me off because I could not tell if she was asking me "Just a message? That's it? Or telling me "Just a massage. That's it!" So I just said, yes, I want a massage. Do you have someone certified as a massage therapist available right now? She told me she did not understand. I asked if someone there had massage experience and maybe was a CMT or LMT? She replied, "My English not good. You come in. Come. Come! Not busy now. Just massage here! That's it"!

"Uh oh", I thought. The second time she asserted "That's it" it sounded a lot more like a statement. And the tone was a little too strong. It was not harsh, mind you. But definitely not friendly either.

So based on the low prices quoted for their rates in the ad, and the offputting feeling I got from the person on the phone, I did not go out.

Now maybe the bad vibe I got is misplaced. Misunderstandings can happen, especially when speaking to someone who is not speaking their native language.

So I am just curious if anyone has any experience at this joint? Do you know if it is worth a shot? Even just to get a decent legit massage?

Thanks,

RM.

[QUOTE=RustyMuffler;4112906]In my neverending quest to find a new pair of gentle hands to soothe my usually aching body, I came across this advertisement:

[URL]https://cityxguide.com/escorts/gook-gook-good-massage-14734759/[/URL]

Note a couple of other things in the ad: 1) under bust it is listed as 36 followed by three tongues sticking out and what appear to be three genies fresh out of a lamp; and 2) the ad ends "10 am to 10 pm. GFE".

Deciding to set aside the strangely worded "gook-gook" in the headline, I decided to test the waters. But it was already well past 8:00 PM and I did not want to drive down there in the snow only to find they had closed up early tonight. So I fired-up the trusty burner and placed a call to make an appointment.

Much to my surprise, a mature sounding female voice with a very thick foreign accent answered on the 18th ring. I asked if there was someone available tonight to give me a massage? She asked, "What you want? So I repeated my inquiry about coming in tonight for a massage. The woman said, "Just a massage. That's it".

That response threw me off because I could not tell if she was asking me "Just a message? That's it? Or telling me "Just a massage. That's it!" So I just said, yes, I want a massage. Do you have someone certified as a massage therapist available right now? She told me she did not understand. I asked if someone there had massage experience and maybe was a CMT or LMT? She replied, "My English not good. You come in. Come. Come! Not busy now. Just massage here! That's it"!

"Uh oh", I thought. The second time she asserted "That's it" it sounded a lot more like a statement. And the tone was a little too strong. It was not harsh, mind you. But definitely not friendly either.

So based on the low prices quoted for their rates in the ad, and the offputting feeling I got from the person on the phone, I did not go out.

Now maybe the bad vibe I got is misplaced. Misunderstandings can happen, especially when speaking to someone who is not speaking their native language.

So I am just curious if anyone has any experience at this joint? Do you know if it is worth a shot? Even just to get a decent legit massage?

Thanks,

RM.[/QUOTE]Went about a month ago to gook gook got a lady around 40 good massage but nothing else she keep say I get fired.

[QUOTE=Cash2274;4112053]Great review! Thanks!
Wondering if she allows any roaming? Fully clothed the whole time?[/QUOTE]Thanks for the +feedback.

She was fully clothed for both my visits. I didn't think to ask for anything else. That being said, I'd bet for every 20 I could peel off she'd drop an article of clothing.

I also didn't try at any roaming. I'd think OTC would be possible. To be honest, I didn't really pay that much attention to her tatas, I was too busy admiring her teeth!

Stopped by comfort spot in ffax today. Noone at the desk for the first few minutes. While I waited for someone to come to the desk I spotted an undercover LEO with badge out around his neck. One of the girls walks out to the desk mouthing words to me as she approched closer. Could not really understand but when she got to the desk she mouthed "trouble you leave" so I casually said ok noone is free Ill come back and made a beeline out the door. If anyone gets the dirt follow up here.

Rub.

Hello fellow mongers I'm pretty new to the hobby but I'm ready to hit the ground running. One of my concerns I'm general are how healthy are the FS providers. I've taken the plunge with Luna and jewel who also goes by BB. Everything covered just wondering do these providers get checked regularly and has anyone had any experience with Luna and BB. I enjoyed both Luna was a bit rush but same time not too pushy they both told me to return. I guess anxiety is what's hitting me now I'm probably worrying too much. Any advice or info would be appreciated I'll be posting my new findings.

[QUOTE=WaveSurfer;4114617]Hello fellow mongers I'm pretty new to the hobby but I'm ready to hit the ground running. One of my concerns I'm general are how healthy are the FS providers. I've taken the plunge with Luna and jewel who also goes by BB. Everything covered just wondering do these providers get checked regularly and has anyone had any experience with Luna and BB. I enjoyed both Luna was a bit rush but same time not too pushy they both told me to return. I guess anxiety is what's hitting me now I'm probably worrying too much. Any advice or info would be appreciated I'll be posting my new findings.[/QUOTE]As a person whose taken the plunge with both providers you mentioned, understand that you are not the first to trek down the path and you won't be the last. Some providers do get checked on the reg while others do not. It's not a question I can answer for you. But believe me, the risks are always there and you have to play it smart. BBBJ and FS w / out protection is always a dangerous game. The FS providers like you mentioned above give it out I'd imagine 5 or 6 times a day on average, so mathematically speaking, the odds aren't always in your favor. Be smart. Safety frist.

[QUOTE=RubMeLongTime;4114374]Stopped by comfort spot in ffax today. Noone at the desk for the first few minutes. While I waited for someone to come to the desk I spotted an undercover LEO with badge out around his neck. One of the girls walks out to the desk mouthing words to me as she approched closer. Could not really understand but when she got to the desk she mouthed "trouble you leave" so I casually said ok noone is free Ill come back and made a beeline out the door. [/QUOTE]I don't have any specific feed back on that provider but something struck me odd in your description. The happy time providers I have visited had secure entries with a double doors with the inside door protected by a lock, doorbell and camera. The fact that you could wander right in up to the desk would give me cause to wonder if LFR or reinforcements could do the same. Second I've tested this theory, if you are getting table shower in a different room, is the mamasan checking your belongings for a badge, radio etc? I hang my underwear very specifically over my pants on the wall hook, It is usually moved when I return from the shower. One new place I visited she parked me in a sauna a couple of minutes after the TS to "dry off", that gave the provider plenty of time to do the same search. I would like to think that my other teammates in other rooms had also been "strip searched". I never have anything other than cash, and my keys.

[QUOTE=WaveSurfer;4114617]Hello fellow mongers I'm pretty new to the hobby but I'm ready to hit the ground running. One of my concerns I'm general are how healthy are the FS providers. I've taken the plunge with Luna and jewel who also goes by BB. Everything covered just wondering do these providers get checked regularly and has anyone had any experience with Luna and BB. I enjoyed both Luna was a bit rush but same time not too pushy they both told me to return. I guess anxiety is what's hitting me now I'm probably worrying too much. Any advice or info would be appreciated I'll be posting my new findings.[/QUOTE]I've never seen either of those providers, but there's always risk involved with the hobby. The risk of disease, the risk of getting ripped off or robbed, the risk of encountering Uncle LEO, etc. Don't forget, however, there's also risk if you pick up a gal in a bar or on the dance floor.

You can mitigate some of those risks by using protection and providing it yourself when necessary, as well as only bringing the cash you plan on spending and doing your homework ahead of time. You can also choose to only patronize AMP's or providers who don't offer FS or French lessons. In any event, your fellow mongers would appreciate your reports on your findings. And, by the way, welcome to the forum.

[QUOTE=RubMeLongTime;4114374]Stopped by comfort spot in ffax today. Noone at the desk for the first few minutes. While I waited for someone to come to the desk I spotted an undercover LEO with badge out around his neck. One of the girls walks out to the desk mouthing words to me as she approched closer. Could not really understand but when she got to the desk she mouthed "trouble you leave" so I casually said ok noone is free Ill come back and made a beeline out the door. If anyone gets the dirt follow up here.

Rub.[/QUOTE]Reminds me of the time when LEO came in while I was getting a massage.

I am the new Hot Korean gal at Mikos in Chantilly. You're invited for a super massage and New York City extras. House is $80 and extras require a generous tip.

[QUOTE=Skooby;4115450]Reminds me of the time when LEO came in while I was getting a massage.[/QUOTE]There was this one nail salon I used to go to for pedicures that offered massages for real cheap like. 5 an hour. Place was to my knowledge fully legit. Went countless times never anything more than a damn good massage and a pedicure after for 15 bucks. Place was a real deal. Was in the midst of a massage when like 15 LEOs bust through the place and go full rainbow six lockdown. You'd think we were some kind of mass murdering / bank heist bullshit for them to send in an army for a bunch of old asian ladies and a few mongers, it was ridiculous. There were other patriots of the est that LEO all interviewed, took down our names and such and eventually let us all go. Hell, hand to god, we all had nothing to hide and did no wrongdoing. By golly it was the strangest thing. Scared half to death at the time but later found the humor in the fact that of all the happy places I've been to it was the legit parlor that dinged me on the noggin! Turns out they were operating without a massage license and that's what Po were after (or so I'm told). Frankly, I really don't see the point in waging this war. AMPs pop up like weeds in a garden and considering their quantity and financial longevity, there's no shortage of sinners. The futility of it all; it's like waging a war on water because someone accidentally drowned.

[QUOTE=RubMeLongTime;4114374]Stopped by comfort spot in ffax today. Noone at the desk for the first few minutes. While I waited for someone to come to the desk I spotted an undercover LEO with badge out around his neck. One of the girls walks out to the desk mouthing words to me as she approched closer. Could not really understand but when she got to the desk she mouthed "trouble you leave" so I casually said ok noone is free Ill come back and made a beeline out the door. If anyone gets the dirt follow up here.

Rub.[/QUOTE]Good strategy.

Not quite as exciting, last year I was at my ATF in the first 30 minutes of an hour massage session when the door bell started ringing. Owner / Manager was also the only provider. Excused herself, went to the door. The fire department was outside doing courtesy commercial business fire alarm / smoke alarm validations. They came into each studio room. I had a nice chat with two of them (one male / one female), laying on the table under the large towel. 10 minutes they left. All well. MMS apologized for the interruption. We both laughed it off. She proceeded to provide me a two hour session of the highest quality deep-tissue massage you can imagine. (The fun parts were extra fun that day as well).

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[QUOTE=Skooby;4115450]Reminds me of the time when LEO came in while I was getting a massage.[/QUOTE]It was a license check and they were ok. Glad the government shut down has not affected local law enforcement from protecting the local citizens from these scary criminals. If they have time for this, I must believe all felony type crime in Fairfax like murder, robbery, child abuse, drug sells and use along with electronic theft "hacking" are now complety eliminated from the county and all felony crimes from the past are solved. Congratulations to the entire politically appointed judicial system for keeping me safe from these horrible criminals. Glad you still have your jobs and are getting paid alot from my paid taxes to keep me safe.

Since my other options were failing, I decided to go to K&J where I haven't been in awhile. I usually end up with Joanne but the last time there, I was with some woman that wasn't all that. Therefore, I have been going to other places. So it has been awhile. I go there and a pretty and a short MILF said come back in 20 minutes. I leave and come back, and get the MILF whose name is Lisa. She's attractive enough so I was pleased with who I got. Someone was in the shower, so she started the massage. I did ask her about the shower during the massage and she said I will get one after. I guess that is ok but I do like to get the shower beforehand. Massage was pretty good and she put good effort into it. After the flip, the negotiations begin and apparently I didn't bring enough for her version of upgrades. So we settled for slightly upgraded NOVA. She takes off her dress or whatever she was wearing but leaves her panties on her and starts doing her thing. I then ask if she can take off her panties and this is when things go bat shit crazy. After I ask (friendly and gently of course), she says "oh, you want things to go faster, huh. We can make things go faster. " It was just a bad vibe. I told her why you being mean and you can slow down but she goes "nah, it's too late, we go fast now". It was such an odd interaction and never had that type of thing happen. I did like some of the girls there, but I probably won't be back for awhile. She was trying to be nice at the end by bullshitting but it was too late. Just FYI for everybody.

[QUOTE=SexAddict96;4116590]Since my other options were failing, I decided to go to K&J where I haven't been in awhile. I usually end up with Joanne but the last time there, I was with some woman that wasn't all that. Therefore, I have been going to other places. So it has been awhile. I go there and a pretty and a short MILF said come back in 20 minutes. I leave and come back, and get the MILF whose name is Lisa. She's attractive enough so I was pleased with who I got. Someone was in the shower, so she started the massage. I did ask her about the shower during the massage and she said I will get one after. I guess that is ok but I do like to get the shower beforehand. Massage was pretty good and she put good effort into it. After the flip, the negotiations begin and apparently I didn't bring enough for her version of upgrades. So we settled for slightly upgraded NOVA. She takes off her dress or whatever she was wearing but leaves her panties on her and starts doing her thing. I then ask if she can take off her panties and this is when things go bat shit crazy. After I ask (friendly and gently of course), she says "oh, you want things to go faster, huh. We can make things go faster. " It was just a bad vibe. I told her why you being mean and you can slow down but she goes "nah, it's too late, we go fast now". It was such an odd interaction and never had that type of thing happen. I did like some of the girls there, but I probably won't be back for awhile. She was trying to be nice at the end by bullshitting but it was too late. Just FYI for everybody.[/QUOTE]Some providers just lack both the technical skill and social skills involved with making a meaningful ST. It's always about the dough but some providers have enough talent and charisma to make the most of the moment. To make it feel authentic and less mechanical. Those are the providers worth revisiting and sadly it does seem there are less of them and more of this wallet snatching shake-weights that want you to blow as fast as possible so they can move onto the next transaction in the assembly line of their day to day. That kills the experience for me and frankly our only defense is to end our patrionage and hope it sends the message. It also helps to voice these concerns by finding the head honcho. Most AMPs have one. Let them know your experience sucked and you won't be returning. Or conversely, explain to them in this case that their service is nowhere near the level of Joanne and that if you return at all it will be only to see her or until the current batch follows her legacy. Rotations are common and owners know when their current girls aren't driving business they go back to the drawing boards and bring in better trained professionals. Accepting mediocrity is the first misstep.

Looking for any information on Katie / Kelly / Keri, the cute 40's masseuse that just left Mikos. May have left the area or moved to a new shop in Fairfax or Annandale. Now that she has left I can share with the board that Cindy and Suzi are the owners of Mikos.

[URL]https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/cristine-escort-fairfax-52796[/URL]

She's a fun, thorough therapist and I've seen her many times. She's easy to contact via text and schedule. Clean room and shower. She is not a clock watcher at all.

Maybe I just click with her. I recommend and will visit her again and again.

As always, YMMV.

Happy Hunting,

Justin.

After a long break (on her part and mine) I sent a text to Nalee. In my hiatus I had switched burners and neglected to remember my previous number. After some back and forth I assured her that I had visited many times before. The lesson here is to securely notate your previous numbers.

I arrived at my scheduled time and was warmly greeted. Some smiles, a hug, more small talk and then on to the massage room.

Nalee is, in my opinion, the best massage therapist in the area. She takes her craft very seriously and my advice is to sit back and let her do her work. She'll ask what hurts and then take care of all your aches and pains. I almost enjoy the before the flip as much as after the flip. That's saying a lot.

Clean, comfortable. Thorough, deep, intense. Therapeutic with a touch of sensual. I have visited her 15+ times and will continue, provided she's in country.

Happy hunting.

Justin.

K&J. Just a little intelligence on Joanne, I visited this spot the first week it was opened and was blown away by the technique and service provided by Joanne, they are wise to her reputation and if you call and ask if you can see her they will say yes, If it is not an unusually tall woman (compared to the average Asian woman) you are not looking at the original. Actually the short Joanne I had once did a very similar style job, they must compare notes. Another time I was there and asked another therapist about Joanne and she asked which one? The tall one? She had her meet me at the door on the way out for a hug.

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She's a fun, thorough therapist and I've seen her many times. She's easy to contact via text and schedule. Clean room and shower. She is not a clock watcher at all.

Maybe I just click with her. I recommend and will visit her again and again.

As always, YMMV.

Happy Hunting,

Justin.[/QUOTE]I saw her a few times years ago, working out of extended stay type hotels. I always left happy.

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Hello all, wondering if anyone has any info on this provider? I couldn't find anything on the forum, but it looks like she used to advertise in DC as Roxy Monroe? I'm very intrigued by the "Gentleman Spa Package" listed on her ad. I'm visiting this week so any info would be great.

Lance.

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Hello all, wondering if anyone has any info on this provider? I couldn't find anything on the forum, but it looks like she used to advertise in DC as Roxy Monroe? I'm very intrigued by the "Gentleman Spa Package" listed on her ad. I'm visiting this week so any info would be great.

Lance.[/QUOTE]Yes, visited her. Legit place and fantastic cmt skills, very pleasant to be around, good looking gal taller but nice body. However if looking for lots of ending options it probably won't be for you. Standard nova, but YMMV.

Just wondering if anyone could PM me where the hispanic massage parlor is up there? Or a latina provider would be cool. Thanks! If you have any questions about richmond I'd be more than happy to trade info.

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She's a fun, thorough therapist and I've seen her many times. She's easy to contact via text and schedule. Clean room and shower. She is not a clock watcher at all.

Maybe I just click with her. I recommend and will visit her again and again.

As always, YMMV.

Happy Hunting,

Justin.[/QUOTE]Good for you that you've had pleasant experiences with Cristine. Others haven't fared as well. She's definitely a YMMV type of provider.

In the YMMV category, saw Vandara a couple weeks ago. As others have mentioned she does give a professional massage and definitely knows what she is doing. She is also one of the oldest looking providers I've had. Unfortunately, as others have mentioned, the HE is an extra upcharge which was disappointing. $120 for a great massage w / no HE is pricey in my book. I can get a great massage for less.

[QUOTE=TomMcAn;4118804]Good for you that you've had pleasant experiences with Cristine. Others haven't fared as well. She's definitely a YMMV type of provider.[/QUOTE]She's always been pretty accommodating. If she didn't have wifi / cell phone service she would be a 10/10 on service.

[QUOTE=TomMcAn;4118804]Good for you that you've had pleasant experiences with Cristine. Others haven't fared as well. She's definitely a YMMV type of provider.[/QUOTE]That seems to be true of several of the Thai providers, especially indies. Some of it depends on how much you are willing to pay. Reviews here and on them indicate that guys can pay the base hour rate and get a decent massage with a standard NOVA finish for about the same cost as an AMP. Others can accept an upsell and get much more, sometimes a great GFE for about the cost of a good escort. An example is the regrettably retired Kay. Sometimes it depends on the vibe you two have together. That can make it hard to decide whether to comment on a provider in the massage or escort forum.

Long time lurker, first time contributor.

I've periodically stepped out over the years to test the waters of NOVA. My go to places has been in the Herndon area with the Eldon location my most common spot. I used to have a good time there but the last few times not so much. Thanks to this forum I tried the new Spa across the street and it felt like old times. I took the half hour for. 6 and before we got started on the massage, at my request, she had dropped all laundry. Nice DD bolt-ons nice shape mid-30's, I did not catch her name. The massage was rather short maybe 12-15 min but it was good firm massage not too soft. She got up on the table and rubbed those DD's up and down my back side. After the massage we had a nice play time, a lot of nursing, fiv play, and then some prostrate play. I finished all over the DD's. She cleaned us both up and I tipped $. That was the best experience I have had at an AMP in a while. I will return.