Massage Parlor Reports

I'm a self admitted CP suck up. I've been there over 30 times in the last year, and I've posted about them many times. I just wanted to get that on the table before I comment on your post.

They usually don't give HE's to first timers. But I have to say that Mimi, Ginny, and Alice are the three best HE providers that I've ever had in this hobby. And they are all BIG TIME cockteases. Man, I wish you would've posted this report back when you originally saw them!

[QUOTE=Grunglemorth]Greetings to all,

Long time listener, first time caller 8) That's to say, I been trolling for a bit and decided to add what limited input I can share. If yall don't mind, I'll mention how I got involved in this hobby: I got my first prof. Massage in India. It was great, but I thought it could be more enjoyable. And my quest started. While away at school, I had a couple friends that hit up an AMP (Bangkok Spa in New Orleans. Not very favorable reviews, save your time and scrounge something on Bourbon Street). Soooo, while home over Christmas I took a trip down to CP in Danvers. I had yet to come across this fine website, so I didn't know quite what to expect.

Took me a couple minutes to find the place. Not that it's difficult to spot, but I was a little stoned (say what you want. I think it makes the massage better, I know not all of you will agree). Parked and walked up. Rang bell. Hmm, no answer, door locked. Am I at the right place? Suddenly, the curtain shifts aside and a little, older asian women peeks out at me. Then let's me in. I explain that I had called and made an appointment. As she opens her mouth, I desperately try to figure out what it is she is saying. Haha, in my naivety I had never considered the fact the women at AMPs would talk with an accent! Alright, I'm dumb, and once I get past my initial confusion and anxiety I have no problem following what she says. I get an hour long massage with a girl named Mimi. She leaves me in room, I undress and put on the drape. The mamasan giggles and laughs, commenting on my young age. House fee.7 collected. The massage is great, seems like she took pride in her ability. No teasing, but kept talking to me ensuring that I was enjoying it. On the flip there was some incidental contact. Yet the drape stayed on, and Mimi stayed proffesional. As she massaged my thighs and moved towards the bonus (bone who? )zone, my enjoyment became fairly obvious. I mean, under her rigourous touch, by shit was waving around in the air like a baton. She finished up on my thighs and says, "ok, Massage over." Uhhh. Ok. Good massage, no HE. I figured that I must have selected a "legit". All well, it WAS a good massage I admit. As I dress and head towards the door, Mimi says, "Sir, tip please. It's how we get paid." Hmm, now I don't want to be a Dick, plus I know how much it sucks to work a job dependant on tips. "Oh, I'm sorry, my bad." I reply with a smile, as a slip out a twenty and hand it over. She smiles graciously and gives me a hug, before I turn and walk out the door.

Looks: 7-8 (cute)
Cleanliness: First time, wtf do i know?
Massage: 8-9
HE: No Dice
Damage: .7 house .2 tip

But is that the end? Will our fumbling, ignorant protagonist continue in his quest? Will he ever get his wings? Stay tuned.

P. S. Feel free to flame in any manner you see fit (as if yall need an invitation 8) for real though, I'm sure that I prolly done some things wrong or whatever, advice is graciously accepted. Also, sorry that I'm only now putting up a report from January. So it goes.[/QUOTE]

I suspect a couple of things were working against you:

1. Your age might have scared them a little--maybe sent by LE? Maybe inexperienced enough to tell all your friends about the place, causing trouble for them in the neighborhood?

2. When the provider leaves the room, I undress and lay down on the table, without draping myself. Right off that sets a certain sense about what kind of session I'm seeking. If she comes back and finds you draped, she may conclude incorrectly that you are there for massage only and she will not likely be the first to remove it.

3. A little talk about visiting other AMPS and having 'fun' there but wanting to try something different sometimes helps--i.e. lets them know you've done this before.

4. Always tell the lady she is pretty and sexy--things you wouldn't normally expect to do at a legit-only AMP.

5. If things don't seem to be taking a positive turn for you, you can always add a few comments on the flip -- "Can you do a little 'special massage?" or just point to the boys at the right moment, when her hand is wandering close. If you are sporting a woody at that point but it'ts still draped, either just casually remove it or let the tip stick out over the top.

6. A few gentle touches along her legs when she wanders toward the front of the table to work on your shoulders and back also serve as an unmistakable signal.

7. As the session begins and she asked what kind of pressure you like, tell her hard or medium on the back but light on the front (pointing to your groin area), and say it with a smile.

8. After the flip, she may go into some light touching around and between your thighs. Be sure to grunt or show some subtle reaction when she touches the promising spots. Again, no mistaking your intentions then. She may do this to probe a little in order to see your reaction.

No need to try all of the above--just start off with the subtle ones and then try a few more as necessary. At some point she will either get with the program, realizing what you are looking for, or she won't get with the program, either because she just doesn't know you yet (2nd or even 3rd visit may be necessary), detects a vibe she doesn't like OR she just doesn't do HE!

But at least there will be no mistaking your motivations and interests.

Final point, always worth repeating: A mellow, respectful attitude and a relaxed vibe on your part make all the difference!

You will find many 'rules and guidelines for mongers' around this site. I've tried not to duplicate them, but only share a few selected pointers that come to mind based on my own experience.

Good luck and stay safe!

[QUOTE=Grunglemorth]Greetings to all,

Long time listener, first time caller 8) That's to say, I been trolling for a bit and decided to add what limited input I can share. If yall don't mind, I'll mention how I got involved in this hobby: I got my first prof. Massage in India. It was great, but I thought it could be more enjoyable. And my quest started. While away at school, I had a couple friends that hit up an AMP (Bangkok Spa in New Orleans. Not very favorable reviews, save your time and scrounge something on Bourbon Street). Soooo, while home over Christmas I took a trip down to CP in Danvers. I had yet to come across this fine website, so I didn't know quite what to expect.

Took me a couple minutes to find the place. Not that it's difficult to spot, but I was a little stoned (say what you want. I think it makes the massage better, I know not all of you will agree). Parked and walked up. Rang bell. Hmm, no answer, door locked. Am I at the right place? Suddenly, the curtain shifts aside and a little, older asian women peeks out at me. Then let's me in. I explain that I had called and made an appointment. As she opens her mouth, I desperately try to figure out what it is she is saying. Haha, in my naivety I had never considered the fact the women at AMPs would talk with an accent! Alright, I'm dumb, and once I get past my initial confusion and anxiety I have no problem following what she says. I get an hour long massage with a girl named Mimi. She leaves me in room, I undress and put on the drape. The mamasan giggles and laughs, commenting on my young age. House fee.7 collected. The massage is great, seems like she took pride in her ability. No teasing, but kept talking to me ensuring that I was enjoying it. On the flip there was some incidental contact. Yet the drape stayed on, and Mimi stayed proffesional. As she massaged my thighs and moved towards the bonus (bone who? )zone, my enjoyment became fairly obvious. I mean, under her rigourous touch, by shit was waving around in the air like a baton. She finished up on my thighs and says, "ok, Massage over." Uhhh. Ok. Good massage, no HE. I figured that I must have selected a "legit". All well, it WAS a good massage I admit. As I dress and head towards the door, Mimi says, "Sir, tip please. It's how we get paid." Hmm, now I don't want to be a Dick, plus I know how much it sucks to work a job dependant on tips. "Oh, I'm sorry, my bad." I reply with a smile, as a slip out a twenty and hand it over. She smiles graciously and gives me a hug, before I turn and walk out the door.

Looks: 7-8 (cute)
Cleanliness: First time, wtf do i know?
Massage: 8-9
HE: No Dice
Damage: .7 house .2 tip

But is that the end? Will our fumbling, ignorant protagonist continue in his quest? Will he ever get his wings? Stay tuned.

P. S. Feel free to flame in any manner you see fit (as if yall need an invitation 8) for real though, I'm sure that I prolly done some things wrong or whatever, advice is graciously accepted. Also, sorry that I'm only now putting up a report from January. So it goes.[/QUOTE]

She has a website. Never seen her, but a quick search for her number on google brings up her site. meah-com dot myescortpage dot com. According to the site, she does charge 200/hr.

[QUOTE=SCX13]Hey Kenn, I've actually met Meah before. She was working as a streetwalker at the time and it may have been very short term. I got a slow, wet BBBJTCCIMWS from her. She was very much GFE(DFK) and not a clockwatcher. She gave me her number if I wanted to see her again as an escort. I would definitely recommend her. I'm not sure what her pricing is but I believe her rate is $200/hr. Good luck and stay safe.[/QUOTE]

Went to visit Ge the other day and it was slow she said. We talked a little about things while she did the typical massage. I told her that guys are saving money and looking for discounts cause of the economy. I told her things will continue to drop off unless AMP's drop prices, I suggested $20 drop to the hse. She was like too much, then I told her if you drop the hse fee guys come by more so she really doesn't loose anything. She said she needed to think so who was I to argue as she started in with her reach-around when her friend came in for a 2 for 1 deal. Say 2 sets up top and a 2 set russian finish. Love this stuff. Have fun guys

So, no luck on my first visit to CP. My quest was put on hold while I returned to the South, due to finances and a medical situation/surgery. I did manage to squeeze a trip to a specific "Uptown Jenna" who advertised "soft hands". I won't get into that now, since this is the wrong board for it, and hopefully she is no longer practicing massage. Let's just say unattractive, upsell, rush, and expensive. But that little was enough to wet my whistle. You know, so to speak.

It was also around this time, while laid up at home still, I came across this website. I searched CP, and whaddyaknow. Thanks to some other members (Thanks HJ) I got the heads up. You know, so to speak. So of course I was game to give it another go when I returned.

I called up, but didn't bother to set up an appointment. There didn't seem to be tons of reviews on here about the location, and most of them were slightly dated. Figuring that AMPs might have a high turnover rate, I thought I would be best not to ask for some one specifically. I got there, was greated by the mamasan, and paid the house fee. I entered the room, and was greeted by Jenny. She asked me if it was my first time, and I said I had been there once before. She then asked me who I had, but I couldn't remember. I then learned that these AMPs most certainly keep track of you, for she told me that I had Mimi for an hour massage. "Ok, " I said. Anyway, got half hour medium-hard. Jenny gives a good massage, and takes pride in her ability. She kept asking me how it compared to Mimi's massage. She apologized for not being able to give me a harder massage, but I think she said something about breaking her arm recently? I wasn't sure, but either way, the massage was good. At this point, she asked me to flip over. She did some work on my feet and then warned me that there was five minutes left in my massage. She inquired if there was anywhere that she missed as she feather-touched the length of my body. We played the "put my hand where you want" game. Good HE, friendly, attentive, playful. Kept asking what was working, what wasn't, ect. Would I repeat? Probably, but part of the draw is some variety. Definitely would recommend.

Looks: 6-7, not as pretty as Mimi, but very friendly

Massage: 9

Cleanliness: 8 replaced the linens while I was getting dressed

HE: 9

Damage: .5 house.3 tip

I know that I've only got a couple posts, and as a newbie I ain't trying to impose. But I was wondering if anyone had intelligence on Stacy in Medford/Malden. She posts on CL as

[url]http://boston.craigslist.org/nos/ads/1244997188.html[/url]

If not, I guess I'll let ya know.

Be Easy

All things being equal, I would give more business to the providers with the lower price. Many more factors go into my decision than price, but if I could save $20, I would. CAT advertised $10 discount last year in the BP. It got me to go there. Holistic spa has an early bird special for $20 off in today's CL. I am considering it for this week ( a table shower sounds good). Was it Jessica in Brighton that always gave morning appts a discount? When Ge was in Malden, she advertised a discount on CL. I go to Ge's place about once a month. I would go more and drop TCBW, Malden, or Watertown from my normal rotation until either they dropped their price or the discount went away.

[QUOTE=Lob Diver]Hey HD. Sounds good, but I have to stop at the moosed-up short-orange-hair (everything else fit) but the Janet I saw has long black straight hair! Unless she got some wild "do" after I saw her, that girl may be yet another provider! I hope to return sooner than later and get to the bottom of this! [/QUOTE]LD, As HD described, Janet is the one with "moosed-up short-orange-hair". Janet is the mamasan. The "little Taiwanese spinner with nice tits" is new and works for Janet.

I prefer the massage from the Taiwanese spinner. While you can get a HE from Janet, you'll need to see the spinner if you want FS.

[QUOTE=SCX13]Hey Kenn, I've actually met Meah before. She was working as a streetwalker at the time and it may have been very short term. I got a slow, wet BBBJTCCIMWS from her. She was very much GFE(DFK) and not a clockwatcher. She gave me her number if I wanted to see her again as an escort. I would definitely recommend her. I'm not sure what her pricing is but I believe her rate is $200/hr. Good luck and stay safe.[/QUOTE]Scx13,

I am shocked (not doubting you) to hear that she previously worked the streets. It's rare to see an Asian streetwalker in Boston. And from her website, she doesn't look like a druggie. Perhaps she is supporting a bf.

I am curious to know the part of Boston she was working.

BTW, If she doesn't watch the clock, you may get the same service for her $150 30 minute rate. And if you are having a good time, you can give her $50 more for an additional 30 minutes.

Just some friendly advice from an old monger.

What was the damage at Isis, bud?

Heading up there for work in a few weeks.

Also read somewhere that their (Montreal) MP's were not FS.

Is that true?[QUOTE=Erokejs]Check out Spa Isis. I used to travel to northern VT at least once a month for work and always made the trip across the border. The atmosphere is nice, the ladies are hot, multiple pops, huge selection of ladies, multiple girls offered, the price was always right. The further outside the city, the better off you are. You can't go wrong with this place. Actually, Montreal just kicks a$$ from the smokin' hot girls in the strip clubs outside the city where everything goes, to the legal escorts, to the food, etc...and at one point the exchange rate was good too.

Have fun. I am jealous.[/QUOTE]

I just got back from NYC and wanted to see if anybody new at Centennial. I went there and I found out they are closed for good. Just wonder can any of you guys recommend an american MP? I am not really into CAT. Thanks

Oldmonger, like you, I was shocked when I initially saw Meah working as a SW. As you've stated, Asian SWs are very rare. I saw her working around the bus stop near the Tedeschi's in Bay Village. I observed her for a bit to make sure she was not LE before I made the pickup. I saw her a few days afterwards as well but did not partake as I was with someone. Those were the only two times I saw her out and about. That's not to say she was not out at any other time.

I called her about two weeks or so ago because I was curious if the number she gave me still worked. She remembered me but stated that the time I saw her working as a SW was a one time thing. She stated as much when she gave me her number. Too bad because it's really hard to find someone reliable for a good BJ.

I hope that answers your question. Good luck and stay safe.

[QUOTE=Oldmonger]Scx13,

I am shocked (not doubting you) to hear that she previously worked the streets. It's rare to see an Asian streetwalker in Boston. And from her website, she doesn't look like a druggie. Perhaps she is supporting a bf.

I am curious to know the part of Boston she was working.

BTW, If she doesn't watch the clock, you may get the same service for her $150 30 minute rate. And if you are having a good time, you can give her $50 more for an additional 30 minutes.

Just some friendly advice from an old monger.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Spaz2580]Anybody been to these AMPs. They have opened recently. Saw them in B. Phx therapeutic.[/QUOTE]Stay away from Somerville. Trust me. Uncle LEo is hard at work in Somerville and have been for a while.

[QUOTE=SCX13]Oldmonger, like you, I was shocked when I initially saw Meah working as a SW. As you've stated, Asian SWs are very rare. I saw her working around the bus stop near the Tedeschi's in Bay Village. I observed her for a bit to make sure she was not LE before I made the pickup. I saw her a few days afterwards as well but did not partake as I was with someone. Those were the only two times I saw her out and about. That's not to say she was not out at any other time.

I called her about two weeks or so ago because I was curious if the number she gave me still worked. She remembered me but stated that the time I saw her working as a SW was a one time thing. She stated as much when she gave me her number. Too bad because it's really hard to find someone reliable for a good BJ.

I hope that answers your question. Good luck and stay safe.[/QUOTE]
Does she provide incall? I seem to recall seeing an ad that said Outcall only. I'm out of luck if it's outcall only.

[QUOTE=Guest123]Does she provide incall? I seem to recall seeing an ad that said Outcall only. I'm out of luck if it's outcall only.[/QUOTE]I am pretty sure it is outcall only: But I am not her spokesperson.

Been to this spa a few times now each one an excellent massage and no extras. House is $60 and tipped $20. If anyone needs a very therapeutic massage this place is excellent. Now having said that i would be curious if any one out there has gotten more than a massage.

Thanks

Jack