Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=MillMich24; 1353857]You misinterpreted what I'm trying to say, or maybe I didn't state what I wanted clearly enough. I'm a noob, but I'm not an idiot. I read the forums to learn the etiquette, the pricing and what to say / do to get what I want. I figured out where the AMPs are and what their acronyms mean. And I've read reviews from the seasoned posters over the past year or so. But I also saw that girls move between AMPs and some come in and are only there for a few weeks.

I've done my research and narrowed it down to one or two places. But I want to know if I'm making the right choices based on what senior members think.

I don't want to know where I should have gone a year ago or even a month ago from a review. What I want is to know where you all think I should go for the best experience with my first time at an AMP, say tomorrow or the next day.[/QUOTE]I understand what you're asking but the point you missed is that you need to contribute to the forum before asking questions. If you have done the research that you said then just go, you should definitely do well. Come back and report your experience. Better yet, go somewhere that looks interesting but hasn't got a lot of feedback. That would be most productive. I have learned tons of valuable info from this forum without asking any questions at all. The old timers and myself to some extent as well didn't have this option before and spent alot of money and frustration learning things the hard way. It just comes off as rude and selfish to come in asking ANY questions without first contributing something.

[QUOTE=MillMich24; 1353857]You misinterpreted what I'm trying to say, or maybe I didn't state what I wanted clearly enough. I'm a noob, but I'm not an idiot. I read the forums to learn the etiquette, the pricing and what to say / do to get what I want. I figured out where the AMPs are and what their acronyms mean. And I've read reviews from the seasoned posters over the past year or so. But I also saw that girls move between AMPs and some come in and are only there for a few weeks.

I've done my research and narrowed it down to one or two places. But I want to know if I'm making the right choices based on what senior members think.

I don't want to know where I should have gone a year ago or even a month ago from a review. What I want is to know where you all think I should go for the best experience with my first time at an AMP, say tomorrow or the next day.[/QUOTE]The best thing I can tell you is that you are probably just going to have to take the plunge to find out which one is the best one for you. As you can see, many of the people here have their own experiences that range from not good at all to very good at the same AMP. Honestly, many will want you to come back with info before they will give you specific information. My only suggestion is to try out the spots where you have seen the most discussion. Everyone has their picks that they like. I at first liked most of the younger providers until I had a few older ones that kind of changed my mind because of their strong hands and skills.

I visited JHH earlier in the week and met with my new best friend ANNA. I stayed a long time and it was great. After getting down to business and thrilling each other she gave me a terrific massage. I really love her body because it is so soft, smooth and luxurious.

Last night I went to 9001 and saw another Anna and had another great hot stones massage.

I am going to see Anna at JHH again next week.

I gave Anna at JHH a $.30 tip and she earned it and I gave Anna at 9001. 60 because she really worked hard also.

Peace

Stopped in at Vs last week and chose a new girl, one who seemed to have just arrived. Not much English (natch) , a little on the plump side, her name may have been Vicky. Or Reiki. Or godnosewhat. Regardless, she proceeded to give me the best table shower I've ever had at an AMP, followed by an utterly mind-blowing FITA massage and HE. After it was over, she kissed me and then dressed me from head to toe with a big smile on her face. Total damage: $. And worth every penny.

[QUOTE=LuckyMoney;1353784]There's definitely some connection, they all wear the same sexy jeans shorts. More notably I have seen Cece, Yumi, Coco and Lily at both places. FYI, I just had a session with Coco today which was great and I also heard that Wendy is there now.[/QUOTE]

New to the forum but not to the game. Wanted to contribute some info about the southern scene. Hit the place about 10 days ago met new girl going by Tammi, .6 to the house for the hour. Great massage, top notch worth the trip alone. Not a real looker probably late 30s 20lbs to much. Good bottom tiny top. After about 30-40 minutes of massage attention the real fun came, some light licking and petting followed by a great CBJ. Finished in like 5 minutes. Too excited. Went back to rubbing my thighs for another 5 or so and went back to work with a 2nd CBJ. 1 tip and good night. Not great to look at but def. Someone who worked hard at the job.

Happy hunting fellas

[QUOTE=Marcus Weiner;1354059]Man, get a clue. You must be an engineer or scientist. Sorry if I'm offending the engineering and scientist mongers that have an ounce of common sense. You mean to tell me you've been reading this website's thread for an entire year and have yet to take the plunge? Dude you're not buying a house or a car here, it's a freakin R&T. I mean come on, am I the only one here pointing out the obvious? No offense, but you have no one else but yourself to blame for this kind of abuse. Grow a pair, man up, walk up to the door ring the bell, pay mamasan the house fee, and have no expectations. The girls know what you're there for, be a gentleman and maybe you'll get more than a HJTC. Even if that's all you get, you'll have a had a sexy young asian woman caress you and then make you happy at the end. This isn't a science experiment or an engineering project. You're putting way too much thought into what should be one of the easiest things you will ever do. Don't complicate it, just enjoy and don't forget to tip the girl in the end. MW.[/QUOTE]Thanks to the two guys who offered advice.

I found the forum 3 days ago. I just read back a year or so into the posts. Thanks again for the advice.

[QUOTE=Aacountyman;1307434]Went there a few days ago. Met the manager and she said the girl I would be with cannot speak english. She couldn't. Great massage with nothing else offered. I did not tip and left. The manager ran after me outside and said new girls will be there soon. One off-putting note, the attendant I was with recycled the towels on the table.[/QUOTE]Same thing happened with me. Terrible massage and nothing offered and she played music from her cell phone. WTF. I left no tip and talked the mamassan and she said come back in a week. I waited 2 weeks and tried again same girl so I left. That place is trash.

[QUOTE=LuckyMoney;1353784]There's definitely some connection, they all wear the same sexy jeans shorts. More notably I have seen Cece, Yumi, Coco and Lily at both places. FYI, I just had a session with Coco today which was great and I also heard that Wendy is there now.[/QUOTE]Please clarify. Is Wendy at BS or VS?

I'm wondering if this is the same Wendy I knew from JHH a few years back. Short black hair, petite spinner, good massage, pretty good English, from China, board flat but excellent GFE. If anyone can advise, please let me know!

Thanks, RnR.

[QUOTE=Marcus Weiner;1354059]. You must be an engineer or scientist. Sorry if I'm offending the engineering and scientist mongers .[/QUOTE]Don't worry about it, we're used to it.

[QUOTE=MillMich24; 1354512]Thanks to the two guys who offered advice.

I found the forum 3 days ago. I just read back a year or so into the posts. Thanks again for the advice.[/QUOTE]If you decide to test the waters. Where ever you go, see if they have a 30 minute session. You spend less money initially and it will give you an idea if you would like to come back and spend the money for the longer massage or just move on to another spot. Good luck!

[QUOTE=RockAndRye; 1354578]Please clarify. Is Wendy at BS or VS?

I'm wondering if this is the same Wendy I knew from JHH a few years back. Short black hair, petite spinner, good massage, pretty good English, from China, board flat but excellent GFE. If anyone can advise, please let me know!

Thanks, RnR.[/QUOTE]Sorry, Coco and Wendy are at Vs. Unfortunately I didn't get to see Wendy. I was only told by mamasan on the phone that she was there. For what it's worth however I do remember the Wendy you are talking about from jhh and I'm pretty sure I had seen her before at vs using a different name. I had the same thought as you when I heard the name Wendy and asked for her first but she was busy at the time. If you go please let me know what you find. Another bs vs FYI, I just went to bs and saw Angela who was at vs a few months ago.

Traveling to Baltimore for the first time. Looking for a massage palour that has a "larger" type of women. You know what I mean! I like women who have a lot to play with.

[QUOTE=SalesGuy;1355013]Traveling to Baltimore for the first time. Looking for a massage palour that has a "larger" type of women. You know what I mean! I like women who have a lot to play with.[/QUOTE]Cruise Walmart.

[QUOTE=Aacountyman;1355018]Cruise Walmart.[/QUOTE]Yeah, if you just hang by the area where they keep the scooter carts.

Finally decided to stop by and try sb (all you old dyslexic A-holes like me should be able to figure out that reference). It's been on my AMP bucket list for some time now. Just hard to take the long trip from the east side, passing Harford Road, Joppa Road, York Road, etc.

Very glad that I did. Was greeted at the door by Kim (her real name?). Pretty, but not a spinner type. Nice massage. Kind of firm but not too therapeutic. Kinda soft, but not too 'fluffy'. Moved on to a little soft touch down the back and on below. She taped on the back door and asked 'okay? '. Oh yeah! A few moments later and she was two knuckling the brown eye.

Extras were not discussed, but probably available based on previous reports. Got the full sixty minutes. Will definitely repeat.

LARS™ Rating:

Face: 8.

Body: 8.

Attitude: 8.

Service: 9.

Point 7 / Point 6.

Rock on GTR!

Butter Dog.