Massage Parlor Reports

Decided to have a little fun and try a new place. Saw an ad on CL for an AMP on Jamboree near Barranca.

Was near closing, so I just did a half hour for .5 door fee. Took a shower and in walked a cute girl wearing a short leopard dress, which seemed like a good sign. She was a little older, but still quite nice. Gave me a relatively weak massage. After a while, I began touching her and before long she was rubbing the boys. She asked what I wanted and we settled on CBJ. Started BBBJ, put the cover on with her mouth and went at it very well. Also did a little DATY - fresh and clean.

No mention of money, but I gave her .6 at the end. She wanted more, but that's all I brought.

No kissing, but still a very nice experience. I will repeat.

What’s up guys!

So last Monday (03/08) I decided to pay a visit to the SPC. I was aware that many options are located here. However I did not have a specific place in mind, Therefore I used the most effective process of elimination known to mankind:

“Ini mini miny moe!”

So here I am at this spot, next to “Golftec”,
Pay mamasan .5, I’m taken to this medium size room , very clean.
8 minutes later comes in this fine looking Latina.
Black mini skirt, high heels….I'm at the right spot!

Fast forward to the good stuff, her name is Brenda,
She says she is only there Mon. and Thur.
Massage was somewhat lame, honestly, I could care less.
I’m really not there for a massage.

Asks me in Spanish:
Quieres un masaje completo? (do you want a complete massage?)
Me: Claro, para eso vine. (yes)

She begins to undress…guys, if I could compare this chick to someone, I would have to say, Pamela Anderson meets Kat Von D.

Fake boobs, several tribal tattoos. One across her lower abdominal section, two on her back. Pretty hot.

Anyway, we start with a CBJ, missionary, doggy, table missionary. She did not mind getting it hard. It was so quiet outside, so I asked her if we were being too loud.

She didn't care. Sweet!

Oh! By the way, I'm sure some of you have tried this already. Given our economic times, I can't practice this hobby often. Therefore, I will do my best to get the most out of my money. Even if it means buying a product called "Stud 100". It reduces the sensation on your midget with 2 or 3 sprays, so you can go on for another minute or two.

Ok, back to my report, so I am banging this chick hard for a good 10 minutes now, and begin to wonder if I am ever going to finish. Stud 100 not only helped me make my money's worth, I'm now tired and just want to finish dammit!

I love bagging a chick doggy style, especially when her ass is so nice and round, and your midget just disappears in between her cheeks. So we go at it again doggy. This time though, I could not help to notice something kinda gross. Her ass was FILLED with bruises, and I don't mean like one here and one there. I mean, her whole ass was almost red, and purple. I wonder if this is from all the guys that slap her or maybe some ass implants. Who knows? Her ass by the way looks too good to be natural.

Finished up, left her a benjamin as a donation. Might return again.

[QUOTE=Ampmaster]

This is a great place and I can understand why it's on the DL. On a different note, is it weird that I find the MMS super hawt? She is not the best looking, nor have the best body, but her smile and personality is an amazing turn on! Is it wrong that I want some of that?

Great place Bron. I owe you one![/QUOTE]

I have the same perversion--I'd love someof that too. But I never saw any hint that she's available. Very likeable lady.

Saw Bronsonator's fave (J) over at our hangout yesterday. I've seen her several times and because she's like the cool sweet neighbor next door, I don't really look at her in a sexual way. However, brutha' Lerrena went in to see his "fling" on Tues and J was working too. He texted me and told me she was looking mighty fine; this got me and my pecker thinking, h'mmm?!?!

Texted Mms to see who was available during the time slot I requested and she responded back with, "J***y." I accepted and off I went. J has dyed her hair back to jet black which I think makes her look much better than the blond, or yellow as she calls it. It just makes her stand out and accentuates her beautiful features. Like B and some of the other providers here, she is a sweet girl and very genuine.

She came in wearing a gold dress with her tits pushed up to get my juices flowin', but she still looked classy. She gave me a nice long 18 min massage and worked out my stress; she really does know how to give a good massage for a FS place; can always count on the Koreans. Because I've known her for a while, we caught up on life and such; she even gave me some unsolicited advice on how providers really try not get involved with customers on the outside (she knows my situation with B). It was cute how she told me how handsome I was and how I should be able to find a civilian outside the parlor; it was heartfelt and she's a sweetie.

Before the flip, she stripped and nestled that perfect spinner body of hers against mine, rubbing her ample and beautiful man-made C-cups up against my back and in between my thighs... hmmm!! When I finally turned over, I was already rock hard and so she straddled me and let me "lockjaw" ala Baldy Cruiser on her cans; they're so nice! She even said in her broken Korean, "Ju hungry B Malibu?" It was cute. no doubt!

J is a very safe provider so the idea of my penis getting too close to her bare snatch is never an option, but she knows how to slither down at the right moment to begin the oral. She has a technique where she literally likes to suckle at the tip of the cock, and it feels AmazingE! < Haha... Lerrena will get what I mean by the E. Unfortunately, her deep throat is a tad toothy, but I don't go for her bj's, I go to see her because she's an extremly nice girl and always takes care of me, and besides, her tits and tight pussy are her best assests. I was a bit shocked though that the Crown was attached with her hand rather than the traditional "Korean mouth application." She climbed on and performed froggy, which is always a nice feeling with her; in fact, she's made me lose it a few times in this "very difficult to cum" position.

After the cg/froggy bobbing, I hurled her into K9. Man, her tight lil' pussy from this angle had me getting really close to climax. I was debating whether to change positions, but I decided to just thrust a little harder until I pulled out, slipped off the aqua colored jimmy and nutted all over the small of her back. Haha... funny thing though, she didn't mind the COB, but she did make a comment to me when I let a loogie drip down onto the latex for some added lube; first time she has ever balked at anything I've done. She wasn't mean about it, but definitely reiterarted that she didn't like my spit near her cootch, which struck me as odd since she allows DATY, even though that was not performed today... oh these girls! Haha...

I grabbed some tissue from under the table and cleaned my mess off her back and buttox. I hadn't worked up much of a sweat, so I bypassed the shower and settled for the hot towel clean-up. Again, she commented me on how handsome I was looking and reiterated that I should not try to pursue providers; she's a smart cookie. She helped me dress, commented that my feet looked small, even though I'm a size 10, then buttoned my shirt and gave me a kiss and a warm heartfelt hug. .50 at the door and $.10 for J.

There are many women who have great bodies, but for a spinner, her physique is perfect - not too skinny, but enough meat... nicely done boobies that complement her small stature... and an ass that's not flat but not a bubble butt. My one complaint with J is like I and others have mentioned before... her eyes tend to stay closed during the session, but other than that minor detail, she's awesome... she's just not up to par with my ATF though in the GFE department, which I highly crave.

Went to my favorite spot for a nice glass of Cab afterwards and some chit-chat with my favorite bartenders. Had a run-in with a douchebag customer that was being very rude to some of the best restaurant personel in the OC. Should've kept my mouth shut as to not make waves, but had to call this POS out about his "out of line" attitude. I'm so sick of certain people... ahem... foreigners from the middle east region... ahem... thinking they can get something for nothing and treating the very people trying to help them like garbage. Oh well, go see J! :)

[QUOTE=TurnedOn]I have the same perversion--I'd love someof that too. But I never saw any hint that she's available. Very likeable lady.[/QUOTE]
No way... she's only a Mms, nothing more. She's the coolest chick EvaaahR! If she asked me to marry her I'd say yes in a New York minute!

BMalibu, excellent report. Unlike you however, I like when she closes he eyes-gives off that dreamy "I'm in excasy" vibe. What you refer to as "groggy" I've always liked. I call it "air-fucking" because the only parts of us touching is my vock and the inside if her vag, touching nothing else but air.

I'm about due fo a visit to my rusty trombone player.

AmpMaster, glad you like the place. You are right about mms, I tease her everytime about having a session. If you think she's cute now, you shoulda seen her when she had braces!

Originally posted in the wrong city. Reposting Here.

Good Dream

Went in got massage from a nice asian. Long story short, I got an HJ but the lady made sure that I was very very quite. She kept checking the curtain that it was closed. She even continued the massage after to make sure I got my full time.

I would go back.

Sorry about all the mispellings, I was in a hurry and wrote it on my cell phone. That should be froggy not groggy. The rest of the auto-edits I think you can figure out.

When to see one of my ATF. Great bod and service. If you like kagel she is the best. Not to be missed. Add her to your rotation. You can pop in at the Yardhouse when finished.

Saw an ad for a new place on Garden Grove Blvd and decided to give it a try. Odd location, shared a parking lot with an auto service center. Also, no lobby, but what appeared to be a converted hair salon setup.

Looked very promising at the beginning. Tracy, a young college age spinner type in summer dress, met me and took my .4 entry fee, and said she would be giving the massage.

Very obvious she knew nothing about massages. Very obvious nothing was going to happen, also, because she kept moving away whenever I tried to roam. Massage ended ten minutes early. Nice girl, good English, but just a lame massage.

Hawaii Guy,

I visited a place in Garden Grove today that I saw on CL. I think it was the same place you were at. I got a girls named Tracy as well. Bad massage and no extras. She had the nerve to ask for a tip afterwards. No way.

[QUOTE=HawaiiGuy]Saw an ad for a new place on Garden Grove Blvd and decided to give it a try. Odd location, shared a parking lot with an auto service center. Also, no lobby, but what appeared to be a converted hair salon setup.

Looked very promising at the beginning. Tracy, a young college age spinner type in summer dress, met me and took my. 4 entry fee, and said she would be giving the massage.

Very obvious she knew nothing about massages. Very obvious nothing was going to happen, also, because she kept moving away whenever I tried to roam. Massage ended ten minutes early. Nice girl, good English, but just a lame massage.[/QUOTE]hey HG, I like college spinners, where is this place, I will give Tracy one shot at me.

I saw the bad report on 17952 Skypark but had to do a personal inspection anyway. Sadly I got the girl that was reported as not too good(Erica). I can't say she was any better than previous reviewer. However, the place has promise. I saw another girl the following day named Julia and was happy.

I didn't recognize the mama from any other shops. She seemed concerned when I told her I wasn't happy the first time. More info later.

Went by 103 last night. Looked dead and oddly I could see through the blinds in two of the rooms. I went to the window and looked closer and could see that two rooms are completely empty.
So, 103 has seen better days and moved on. End of an era, a shit hole, but probably one of the longest lasting AMP's in OC.

Went in got massage from a nice asian. Long story short, I got an HJ but the lady made sure that I was very very quite. She kept checking the curtain that it was closed.

First time I was there only one lady there named A**a. Middle aged nothing special from China. I'm not a fan of places with big heavy curtains (make me think about "Let's Make a Deal" and getting zonked). While there, the mood was ruined when the phone kept ringing and the door chime rang twice. She was too distracted and when she finally got around to adjusting my towel I was at the end of my hour with someplace to go.

I learned my lesson to ask how many girls are present each time I visit a MP and never to stay when one is there.