The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2560044]We are in the rat trap.[/QUOTE]The one and only place you should be posting since you have nothing useful for any other thread.

Carry on.

-BMM.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2559366]Yes, I bet they all wish when they get there that they will have a model like SW to swing with LOL.

[URL]http://trapezeclub.com/[/URL]

Swag.[/QUOTE]How you know of this club? Perhaps you partook Swagz? Just sayin. TH.

The purpose of a fantasyland adventure is to share out your hotwife with other men or couples. So after seating your wife with the proper attire (as described in part I) -one proceeds to size up the situation. The sharks are circulating around the darkened theatre- but their not the main target -couples are. Usually couples come on Sat. -so I'll describe them first. The couches in the theatre are 10 ft. Long -so plenty of room. Slide up next to the girl side of a couple, by placing your girl next to his girl. After some enticing dead zone minutes- your girl will touch the exposed knee of the other girl (dresses are the de riguer in here). Meanwhile your brain is bouncing off the ceiling as things get started. Next my girl lowers the zipper on her top to expose her well rounded globes- and she brushes her hand along the other girls top. To be continued-.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/andgtandgt-specials-specials-specials-sexy-sweet-and-discreet904-627-7695/13000814[/URL]

And boring.

[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2560044]We are in the rat trap.[/QUOTE]

That I found a new UTR massage lady and she asked me for business; however I could not even recommend her to here because idjuts will post publicly about her on the board and post the link to her ad. Then say they said on USA Guiide that you Toss Salad with Avacado Dressing and the lie will grow and grow and grow. Guess I will just keep it o myself.

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[QUOTE=HeWolf47;2563327]Deadeye,

You're a SM with 35 posts but not one of them is an actual review. If I were a provider who is looking for references (like Dahlia), there is no way I would even call or text you back. You need to see some girls and write some reviews before you'll ever have a chance to see the top notch providers.[/QUOTE]How DOES someone become a SM with only 35 posts?

[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2559364]I am here strictly for research on my thesis towards my masters degree.

My thesis is on 'Idiots who hook up with needle using dumpster diving street walkin' hoe bags yet think they are models. '

Thank you for the plethora of valuable information that you provided me! Your the best'est![/QUOTE]Now that's funny right there, but sadly the truth.

[QUOTE=Jazak;2563361]Now that's funny right there, but sadly the truth.[/QUOTE]Preach on.

[QUOTE=Jazak;2563361]Now that's funny right there, but sadly the truth.[/QUOTE]Read how he crawled away with his tail between his legs- same with sillyman- you want to be next.

Yes I have been to swingers clubs, not sure what kind of story your looking for but it ends up with you and your partner having sex with other people or couples. Duh what else would you do there?

I surely wouldn't bring a street walker and risk that shit. Let me know where you go so we can all stay far far away.

[QUOTE=Montes2;2558787]If so tell me about it. My latest post is about a place called fantasyland- it's over an hour away from here. Went Friday and Sat. So that's 5 hours of driving. Met KK Friday- drove to Kiss. From WPB on Sat. - 4 hour round trip. So Suckinit tell me what it's like to take a girl to a swingers club-then maybe you'll figure it out.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LuvInIt007;2563524]Yes I have been to swingers clubs, not sure what kind of story your looking for but it ends up with you and your partner having sex with other people or couples. Duh what else would you do there?

I surely wouldn't bring a street walker and risk that shit. Let me know where you go so we can all stay far far away.[/QUOTE]You went to- so I can expose your lying ass. Been to over 2000 of them- so be careful how much you lie about your no life self. Exactly what happens there- what is meant by hard swap- dumbass. Come on you been there- answer the question. What's the first thing that happens between couples there. Have sex with other people -duh. Do you have to wear a towel. Are single men allowed in. What is meant by displaying. Who are the wallflowers. What is meant by a target. What are the percentage of regulars vs. Newbies. What is the best club in Fla. What is the best club in Orl. Do they serve food. Do they have a sunken dance floor. Do they have valet parking. How many attend on Friday how many on sat. These are the snowflakes on the tip of the iceberg, not even the tip or what's underwater about what I know about swingers clubs. You've just shown how big a fool you really are.

25 posts over six months.

That's it.

C3.

[QUOTE=MITransplant;2563340]How DOES someone become a SM with only 35 posts?[/QUOTE]