Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock; 1352476]Really? It's like you get denied for a loan for $5. 00 so U-turn right the fuck around and ask for 50 grand.

GTR was too nice.

Mr. Weiner said it all.

To put a finer point on this for you just in case you're exactly as lazy as I think you are:

Stop asking questions.

Learn to read the forum.

Now log out, create a new login, and only use it to post information.

Maybe by the time you figured out the system we won't be able to figure out which idiot you used to be.

Bench[/QUOTE]I may be new here, but Amen!

[QUOTE=Older410; 1351957]For those who have seen the BP body rub postings for Charise and just want a great FBSM, she's definitely worth the visit and hosts in a private home in a safe area. Pictures are accurate, age has the usual adjustment but she is in great shape, has a few tats and Ds that I believe to be non-original equipment. She provides a very sensual experience that includes a start in sexy lingerie with near CMT level massage skills, ahd a nude body to body teasing rub before a prolonged HE. For those of you who have been around the scene a while, she used to be in Laurel just off 95/198 with a couple of other ebony therapists, and I thought she was the best one there. She gives you the full hour, doesn't upsell and there aren't any escort style services available. But, she's one of my top 10 FBSM of all time (and I'm going back 20 plus years).

[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRubs/100-specials-til-3pm-sexy-exotic-kitten-named-charise-here-jus-for-you-28/4697630[/url]

Too bad Jazmine Jade disappeared. If anyone knows what happened or where she is, PM me please.

For real old timers who remember Absolute, Micky. A thin white brunette (almost spinner) has resurfaced but doesn't post regularly (she does quirky freebie personals ads on CL that usually get flagged and hosts in a so-so Brooklyn Park area).[/QUOTE]Micky was the best. So was Rosemary, does anyone know where she is today?

[QUOTE=Terp78;1351990]Thanks. Wow there is only one. Anyone know of any Russian or mexican parlors?[/QUOTE]I tried, God, really I tried.

GTR

Posted review of experience as 2021. Are they still doing the tag team massage that I described. It was so bizarre the first time I am curious to go back and see what happens the next time. Hmmm

[QUOTE=Terp78;1351990]Thanks. Wow there is only one. Anyone know of any Russian or mexican parlors?[/QUOTE]Leer el puto foro! Roughly translated "Read the fucking forum". I would give you the same answer in Russian but that requires a different keyboard.

[QUOTE=Robespierre;1352891]Leer el puto foro! Roughly translated "Read the fucking forum". I would give you the same answer in Russian but that requires a different keyboard


прочитайте fucking форум

Could not get the expletive to translate, but then again, it is universal.

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[QUOTE=Robespierre; 1352891]Leer el puto foro! Roughly translated "Read the fucking forum". I would give you the same answer in Russian but that requires a different keyboard.

&1087; &1088; &1086; &1095; &1080; &1090; &1072; &1081; &1090; &1077; fucking &1092; &1086; &1088; &1091; &1084;

Could not get the expletive to translate, but then again, it is universal.[/QUOTE]LMAO I think we got him covered, just hope he doesn't ask about a massage parlor with girls from Liechtenstein

I am new to Baltimore as well as being new to this forum and mongering in general. I have been reading past posts and I am planning on heading to jhh early next week.

I'd like my first AMP experience to go well. I'm still fairly young so I think I'd like a younger, pretty girl my first time out. Any suggestions. Doesn't have to be jhh.

Thanks

Turns out I found an old friend was working there, so I made arrangements to see her. It is a long haul for me, but worth it today. Easy to find, once you find it.

I had a great reunion, old friends and all that, plus a significant contribution was made to her trust fund, which always helps. VS strikes me as very, very similar to BS. They even have the same crappy tables and rolls of tissue. Soft music in the background, pretty Chinese attendents-all good. Business was brisk with the doorbell going ding dong, ding dong throughout the hour.

It seems you guys north of town really have a great selection, from the east side over to Timonium, an abundance of riches, eh?

Years and years ago, I started out on my hobbying out there, at the old Japanese Spa in Timonium. Had some great times, and was hooked forever.

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[QUOTE=Ginger Man; 1352943]LMAO I think we got him covered, just hope he doesn't ask about a massage parlor with girls from Liechtenstein[/QUOTE]There are MP's from Liechtenstein? I've become tired with the one's from Djibouti.

(please note: tongue firmly planted in cheek)!

[QUOTE=MillMich24; 1353511]I am new to Baltimore as well as being new to this forum and mongering in general. I have been reading past posts and I am planning on heading to jhh early next week.

I'd like my first AMP experience to go well. I'm still fairly young so I think I'd like a younger, pretty girl my first time out. Any suggestions. Doesn't have to be jhh.

Thanks[/QUOTE]Dude, you obviously have not read the forum as you say because:

A. You would have found the answer to your question.

B. You would have noticed that the last two effing pages were devoted to senior members severely abusing newbies asking questions.

[QUOTE=Ginger Man; 1353554]Turns out I found an old friend was working there, so I made arrangements to see her. It is a long haul for me, but worth it today. Easy to find, once you find it.

I had a great reunion, old friends and all that, plus a significant contribution was made to her trust fund, which always helps. VS strikes me as very, very similar to BS. They even have the same crappy tables and rolls of tissue. Soft music in the background, pretty Chinese attendents-all good. Business was brisk with the doorbell going ding dong, ding dong throughout the hour.

It seems you guys north of town really have a great selection, from the east side over to Timonium, an abundance of riches, eh?

Years and years ago, I started out on my hobbying out there, at the old Japanese Spa in Timonium. Had some great times, and was hooked forever.[/QUOTE]There's definitely some connection, they all wear the same sexy jeans shorts. More notably I have seen Cece, Yumi, Coco and Lily at both places. FYI, I just had a session with Coco today which was great and I also heard that Wendy is there now.

I am so close I can walk to 2021 but I wanted to give another chance. Hit home run with jenni just in here for one month.

Excellent massage close to outerbody experience. Including every extra feature with in the interior. She like job. Very ethnic looking cute smile that makes her appearance.

Highly recommend they are "no busy" she said.

[QUOTE=LuckyMoney; 1353748]Dude, you obviously have not read the forum as you say because:

A. You would have found the answer to your question.

B. You would have noticed that the last two effing pages were devoted to senior members severely abusing newbies asking questions.[/QUOTE]You misinterpreted what I'm trying to say, or maybe I didn't state what I wanted clearly enough. I'm a noob, but I'm not an idiot. I read the forums to learn the etiquette, the pricing and what to say / do to get what I want. I figured out where the AMPs are and what their acronyms mean. And I've read reviews from the seasoned posters over the past year or so. But I also saw that girls move between AMPs and some come in and are only there for a few weeks.

I've done my research and narrowed it down to one or two places. But I want to know if I'm making the right choices based on what senior members think.

I don't want to know where I should have gone a year ago or even a month ago from a review. What I want is to know where you all think I should go for the best experience with my first time at an AMP, say tomorrow or the next day.

Man, get a clue. You must be an engineer or scientist. Sorry if I'm offending the engineering and scientist mongers that have an ounce of common sense. You mean to tell me you've been reading this website's thread for an entire year and have yet to take the plunge? Dude you're not buying a house or a car here, it's a freakin R&T. I mean come on, am I the only one here pointing out the obvious? No offense, but you have no one else but yourself to blame for this kind of abuse. Grow a pair, man up, walk up to the door ring the bell, pay mamasan the house fee, and have no expectations. The girls know what you're there for, be a gentleman and maybe you'll get more than a HJTC. Even if that's all you get, you'll have a had a sexy young asian woman caress you and then make you happy at the end. This isn't a science experiment or an engineering project. You're putting way too much thought into what should be one of the easiest things you will ever do. Don't complicate it, just enjoy and don't forget to tip the girl in the end. MW.

[QUOTE=MillMich24; 1353857]You misinterpreted what I'm trying to say, or maybe I didn't state what I wanted clearly enough. I'm a noob, but I'm not an idiot. I read the forums to learn the etiquette, the pricing and what to say / do to get what I want. I figured out where the AMPs are and what their acronyms mean. And I've read reviews from the seasoned posters over the past year or so. But I also saw that girls move between AMPs and some come in and are only there for a few weeks.

I've done my research and narrowed it down to one or two places. But I want to know if I'm making the right choices based on what senior members think.

I don't want to know where I should have gone a year ago or even a month ago from a review. What I want is to know where you all think I should go for the best experience with my first time at an AMP, say tomorrow or the next day.[/QUOTE]