Streetwalker Reports

[QUOTE=ProperGMan;5934469]Whilst the copilot seems amenable I think the lack of thumbs is a distinct hindrance in the acquisition of said photos.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Tonk49;5934406]I also am amused by your post ZaviJ but how about some photos of Bagger and her bench, items on Quasimodo that one might find. What do the visions look like at the walgreen hedges and the closed 711. What does dent head look like? Inquiring minds would like to know without driving the 2000 miles to find out for myself. Keep up the good writing and stay safe.[/QUOTE]I have opposable thumbs yet still haven't quite got the hang of taking pictures on my phone while out & about. It's hit & miss on video I take also. The phone just doesn't have enough fucking heft for me or fit in my hand well. Plus it's next to impossible to use one handed.

I have no doubts the copilot would do better....though it'd probably just be selfies of her furry face...

One of these days maybe I'll drag out my good Nikon & telephoto lens. The VR image stabilization on that is amazing compared to phone. I rarely take a bad one with that setup & it's worlds easier to use one handed.

Was lazy as fuck & ordered some Chinese takeout on lower Sandy & took a reverse Sandy>82nd>JCB route home at 6:45>7:30+-. With the copilot drooling over the MSG wafting out of my order in front footwell all I was thinking about was dinner & a beer...

Sandy before the Evergreen had a skinny WSW blonde in heels & jeans below colorful coat, mainly missing tricks as she was heavily preoccupied with her purse contents. Not meh but close...

At Prescott light a sturdy & attractive WSW blonde was in ass cheek jean shorts & black bikini top under her jacket & clear umbrella. We window talked quickly about the copilot & she wanted to know if she bites before asking if "should I get in". Seemed surprised when I said I wasn't in play tonight though I gave her my number as the light turned. She looked like one who likes to fuck...

Baggers had one younger dark BSW in black shorts & top. I have to mention I'm enjoying this cottage cheese free zone there recently. That previous sentence probably just fucking jinxed it...

At Multnomah tire place bus shelter an alright looking late twenties +- blonde WSW in black tights & black top caught my attention mainly because she had hiked up her top to rest above her lime colored bra & healthy chest. I was just thinking crazy or high & chuckled...Wait a goddamn minute Zavi...did that 5150 blonde just lick her red painted lips lewdly at you? Went around the block to be certain & sure enough she did it again with quick caress of her crotch. I was a combination of aroused & scared. Mostly the latter...LOL.

Sunny had a latte mixed BSW in shorts & some 70's style Mom glasses. She wasn't terrible yet compared to the meh fake redhead BSW or mixed always there was a definite improvement.

One chunky BSW at Oregon started to jinx the no curd herd recently seen recess...

Division area was busy...

WSW spinner skank Alicia in tan boots & tight mini was North of PCC attracting some horndog in a newer SUV. Her latest EB ads are not only still offering "Greace"(sorry they do say Greece now but the former is just too damn fucking funny). Though we all knew she was a cum dumpster recent ads also mention "don't hesitate to ask about BBFS". Yeech...Quaility (sic) if you're reading this & despite what you've heard. Remember your pussy & ass cracks aren't self-cleaning. See my report #2235 here for all the shitty details...

Busty spinner WSW Penelope from several of my reports was looking fine & fuckable in single braid hair with low heels, maroon tights & grey low cut top under a grey hoodie with a black umbrella. It's getting to the end of month time I guess...

WSW waddler Denthead was trolling Taboo lot exits for porn drunks...

Empty the rest of the way to the barn.

A few PPD SUV out, mainly in pairs for some reason. One marked OSP cruiser near Cartlandia.

Recon Soundtrack: Dave Alvin & The Guilty Men - "Interstate City".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OnbZd_F9H0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pqw0guNhH30

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJ9-R9E50jc

Safe recons & life.

The new apartments are very low income. Today around 1 I watched a girl get in a car after what only could be a, Ok I will suck you deal. I have seen a few workers there. But like we all know. Do not shit where you work. But something to keep an eye on. She looked ok and would be ok to pick up.

Whats up with the closed 7-11 and sunny mart. The one on 82nd and freemont area is closed. Sunny is all boarded up 162nd and stark is boarded up. I know they must be tired of the rip offs and stealing.

Stay safe out there. Still tons of shootings and killings.

Was a good run but someone please reset the "days since *** ***** said something" stupid sign.

I haven't been out in a long time, but reading the posts on here. It didn't seem like I was missing too much. Saturday night between 9 - 11 pm was pretty much as I expected after the posts on here. The 7-11 which is now closed down must have just had a shift change, nothing there for the first couple of passes, but was eventually filled by a couple. Eh. Ladies. Nothing to draw a second glance. Further down the road by the Max station / Bus station. There were the normal bleh group of ladies. Again, nothing to turn a head at.

Once it got to about 11:00 pm, there was a young, white girl in definitely pick me up clothing. However she just kept on the move, and was on her phone the entire time. She definitely had a train of cars following her but she didn't approach or take any of their advancements. I noticed she had a walking pattern, similar to a flock of birds that has their consistent flying pattern. After noticing this from laying back and low, I parked near the ending point of her pattern and off to the side. I waited until she came, gave a nod of the head to her, and sure enough, it worked. Her name is Angel, said she was 19, very pretty features, perky C size breasts, and was for sure the nicest looking of any girl out the entire night. Only down side. She knows it. Wanted 1. 2 just for BJ, and 2. 5 for anything more. Only cardate, no room available. Wow, who is paying this? I passed, but was for sure tempting.

Does anyone know this one? I had not seen her before although she said she has been walking for a year and doesn't advertise anywhere she said.

You must have missed my numerous recent report mentions on her.

She'd previously been out last Summer some & then disappeared. Surfaced again recently in early April. She's vacillated on hair color recently. First as reddish brunette hair color then settling on blonde.

Yes, she sticks mainly between Burnside & Oregon. Though last year a couple times have spotted her South of Division.

Has a Lylerone nearby at all times (look for late model silver sedan in the vicinity). I wouldn't be surprised if all that phone talking is to him keeping him apprised of exactly where she & her cute self are.

If she would at least BBBJ & give up the car date only mandate she'd be worth it. Maybe...

I got some reports from the weekend that I'll post later once I get some photos tuned up & edited.

Agree with you on Saturday nights egregious avenue offerings.

I felt like I was running on air like fucking Wiley E Coyote.

Pretty sure there's a sting in operation across from the McD on Klicitat side street. Younger white girl was standing around the corner requiring a turn on to the side street. Immediately past her two cars parked on either side of street with one on right showing some indicators that it was an unmarked PD. Girl seemed immediately interested in discussing money.

Friday Night:

Had a Friday overnight planned with Dania, but it turned out she caught some of that nasty flu going around & had gone home from work. Asked her if she needed anything & she texted me a list of decongestants cough syrup & Pepto Bismo. LOL. Delivered requested items along with some care package bonus items of soup, crackers, ginger ale & bonus chocolate she likes around 8:00. Kept my distance while visiting though she still looked cute, so the only one who got some of her affections tonight was the copilot. Sigh...

Despite having time with Merry coming up Saturday night>Tuesday but since I was already out & backed up thought I'd check out the avenue JCB>82nd>Sandy Upper between 8:45>10:00 +-.

Within blocks of heading North on 82nd saw first of the night at Bi Lo where an alright looking & almost sturdy 30's +- WSW long haired brunette in jeans & tie dye tee shirt gave me a look as I passed. Went around block to find she'd been chased out of Bi Lo & parked herself between Mexican place & Del Rancho where she got scooped right on 82nd. New to these eyes & never seen again...

Nothing until the Walgreen hedges where LSW "Lowwider" was patiently waiting like a Ray Ban wearing Latin Buddha...

Sunny had the meh fake redhead mixed or BSW always there. My first yawn of the night & I idly wondered if I was missing anything new on Netflix.

The above was tempered somewhat by younger BSW with long hair, half blonde & brunette in pinkish mini. Just somewhat tempered. Still thinking of Netflix...

Missed a just right long legged WSW blonde in blue tube dress & black strap heels getting scooped at dental place South of Pappy's. I wish I'd got better look as her form from the rear had the proverbial "two squirrels in a sack" wiggle...

Baggers again was on the quiet side though the McFlurrie viewing area was at capacity.

First laugh of the night was courtesy of the corners namesake when I saw her slowly shuffle over to some car & get in. I understand her getting picked up for a quick economical date, still I'm at a loss of words on anyone picking her with that outlandish huge pincushion son her head...

Exhibiting some posture issues was an all hunched over WSW "Horseface" in jeans & white top.

One darker shaded redhead WSW in white shorts wasn't horrible. She threw out the two dreaded C words (car date & covered) at me. Never heard the rest of her spiel as I drove off with Sisyphus related echoes of redheads in my head...

At Murder Street a couple of BSW were around. One in a pink bustier. Some nights you just thank the shadows & poor night vision...

Upper Sandy was just a waste of a couple bucks of gas...

With nothing new seen on return headed South for home.

At arts wall spotted a nicely shaped WSW shorter & messily hair up 30's + blonde in tight jeans & white sweater above heels. Came down Oregon to multiple cars vying for her attention in block. Self-aborted out of that crowded king hell mess...

At Glisan gas station WSW "Shitlock" was heading North in what looked like multi colored pajamas & hoodie. Laughs...

Just before Walgreen hedges WSW busty spinner "Angel" was causing a gridlock clusterfuck of vehicles. Hopeful interceptors of those fluffy tits lined up on Couch three or four deep waiting. Special shout out & recipient of tonight's "most eyes" obvious approach to the dark grey new truck fucktard who decided his best chance to intercept was to stop half on Couch & half blocking 82nd slow lane. I don't think that driving with your dick maneuver achieved the results he was looking for...

Nothing else seen all the way to the barn.

Not one PPD SUV or other types seen when out.

Recon Soundtrack: X "Beyond & Back The X anthology". Disc 1.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUiZHt6sqg4

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-U6dXK4Mig[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ie28k43qNVU[/URL]

Saturday Night:

Before picking up Merry for our long holiday overnight had a short window to see the state of the avenue. Copilot & I hit JCB>82nd>Grotto between 10:15>11:15+-. For a holiday Saturday night traffic was light with the threatened deluges holding off.

First seen was nasty pizza faced WSW Nina at Ash in pink top above loudly colored clam digger like pants. She's been out on 82nd for forever & a day too long...

Yet again the meh fake redhead mixed or BSW with the fat ass was at Sunny corner...

So far I'm thinking I should have stayed the fuck away from the avenue or at the very least brought along a drink stronger than seltzer.

Baggers was deserted of all except a few circling optimistic McFlurrie true believers...

At Westbound Fremont bus stop WSW "Horseface" looked like she was done for the night. If I was the mean sort I'd say it happened long before tonight...

Of course the Madison Murder Street area regurgitated a couple of the same alarming looking BSW frequenting that area lately. More thoughts about alcohol again...

Skipped upper Sandy for all the obvious reasons.

Ran up to Stark where across from Taboo a seriously fuglie long haired BSW was in black & white striped tights & heels. If the looming curd aspect wasn't enough that face was some extreme boner assassin looking. Original chromosomes suspect...

Poking around for a few more revealed not another new sighting except near Glisan car wash vacuums was cute spinner WSW "Angel" in bust enhancing white half shirt & jeans. She was at Everett heading North with no retinue of mobile horndogs jockeying for that picky & pint sized young pussy. Laughed out loud when some white truck parked at the vacuums to intercept her, only for her to give him a veerry wide berth with barely a glance his way.

Decided I'd be better off heading early to downtown. I did exactly that...

Yet another evening of no PPD SUV or undercover spotted on the avenue. When picking up Merry downtown around 11:30 nothing had changed in that aspect except for one Clackamas at Luther Road as we turned for the barn.

Recon Soundtrack: Grateful Dead "Nightfall of Diamonds" disc 2. My old girlfriend & scored tickets for the Saturday, Sunday & Monday shows & we drove down to visit my folks nearby. We both had to be back to school in Boston Monday & almost skipped this night. Glad we didn't as God was at this show & smiling. Not so smiling was me on the 3. 5 hour drive back to Boston with Waning Gibbous moon keeping me company to my girlfriends snores. If so inclined the 2nd set starts around 1:09 mark & is the real meat of the show.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaRBvsdfgBU[/URL]

Sunday Night:

A late start led to us coming back from semi chilly 1000 acres hike around 7:00 with a damp copilot exhausted sprawled across the trucks backseat. Saving our barbecue until Monday Merry & I were talking through tonight's dinner plans as I aimed off 205 on Sandy>82nd>JCB route.

Baggers had a couple redheads...

The meh fat assed fake redhead mixed or BSW changing up from her usual position at Sunny. If I wasn't chilled from the hike would have yawned...

One WSW redhead in jean shorts. Not sure..yet likely the same one I talked to briefly Friday night.

At Sacramento WSW "Skye" was in shorts & sandals still sporting that Cleopatra themed look.

Sunny had a WSW taller real redhead in matching black short skirt & low cut top showing off her smaller bust above tan strappy heels. She's not too bad & possibly doable. I'm sure I've seen her out before once yet if you like them pale & sturdy she's the one for you.

Last seen was stinky snatch WSW Sara #0.0 "hitchhiking". Definitely not revolving in the same direction as planet earth. Quiet groan from the driver...

Did spot one PPD SUV near Powell.

Recon Soundtrack: Red Garland Trio "When There Are Grey Skies" followed by "Groovy". Some jazz for this lazy afternoon.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qt7BXWLGCy8[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GKXdMvBPQ4[/URL]

Overall a disappointing weekend selection on the avenue. Especially missed was absence of any "Weird Scenes Seen" incidents that enlighten my recons.

Except for a couple short neighborhood copilot walks my favorite & I didn't leave the house Monday. Between barbecue & her especially frisky mood Monday was no reason to. Brought her back to her place around 2:30 with traces of my dead swimmers in every one of those sweet & tasty holes...

Safe recons & life.

[QUOTE=ZaviJava;5945115]Friday Night:

Had a Friday overnight planned with Dania, but it turned out she caught some of that nasty flu going around & had gone home from work. Asked her if she needed anything & she texted me a list of decongestants cough syrup & Pepto Bismo. LOL. Delivered requested items along with some care package bonus items of soup, crackers, ginger ale & bonus chocolate she likes around 8:00. Kept my distance while visiting though she still looked cute, so the only one who got some of her affections tonight was the copilot. Sigh...

Despite having time with Merry coming up Saturday night>Tuesday but since I was already out & backed up thought I'd check out the avenue JCB>82nd>Sandy Upper between 8:45>10:00 +-.[/QUOTE]I wish I had the brain power and patience to decipher your run for ever posts. I do enjoy your pics tho!

On the way to the Country Club I spotted a tiny, young BSW between Division and Mill. Initially saw the commotion around Universal. Chuckled a little because the three cars inquiring were the dude in camper truck, the Poltergeist Pastor and Beaner rice rocket dude. In an instance I could tell they were pissing her off, also noticed her Walk in for the truck, no deal struck.

Caught her near the storage buildings just past Hawthorne. Burnside handshake, didn't catch a name got a compliment for not wasting her time with desparaging remarks against the Punters mentioned above.

Talked her rates down out of the clouds and settled for BBBJ at a reasonable rate (I don't pay more than $50 for dome). Parked East off the rip and she caught and swallowed five days of backup. Played with that little ass and finger banged that little pussy. And LOL, the whole time I wondered if she was the public, Autozone dumpster date mentioned by one of the posters here.

I'll hit her up again sometime amd maybe then I'll stab it.

Was a girl who was working. Long hair with orange sides in the hair. Looked ok. Could not get a look at the face. She was certainly working. Burried I the phone does not help with trying to pick anyone up. Girls. Come on you have to watch the traffic.

LOL.

Stay safe out there. Still more shootings and killings. Lucky so far none of us mongers have made the headlines.

[QUOTE=********;5949292] Still more shootings and killings. Lucky so far none of us mongers have made the headlines.[/QUOTE]Put down the Fox Pipe old man.

You're just making shit up.

[QUOTE=ProperGMan;5949381]Put down the Fox Pipe old man.

You're just making shit up.[/QUOTE]It's posts like this that make wish the forum had a "like" button.

Wednesday Night:

As she suffered through her flu. I'd checked in with Dania when I could last weekend. Today was no different & after going through her litany of sickness's progress last few days admitted she was feeling better & hinted she was craving some Chinese. Even over the phone I could feel & see those coquettish brown eyes waiting for me to offer to bring her some. LOL. She called it in. While I fit in an apathetic recon JCB>82nd>Sandy Lower around 6:45>7:15. To be transparent I was mainly accumulating some points to be redeemed later.

At the shopping center driveway across from Baggers, the sturdy pale plain faced dark haired brunette WSW in 6" heels jeans & grey half top was showing off some sad looking chest. Still sporting that raggedy pixie like shag cut hair. She does dress nice at times. I'll give her that...

Minus its namesake Baggers proper was empty. Though since the criddlers had parked themselves near front entrance trash strewn all around has increased quickly.

Fremont had another older WSW brunette in shorts & black half top. Another meh...

Sandy hill had a couple...

At Beech one plump short BSW in black tights bright red shirt along matching red sneakers & jaunty red cap. Compared to BSWs usually in that vicinity an improvement. I guess...

Waiting to turn left at Sandy one sloppy & frightful faced WSW redhead in ass cheek exposing white & red onesie above heels with some serious clown world makeup crossed & gave me her best I'm available look. That view of her bruised & tatted ass cheeks plus leg curd was bete noire...

After picking up order only other one seen was between Madison>Evergreen. Trim late twenties or early thirties long jet black haired WSW in pink knee skirt & blue top above some black fishnets & heels. Looped around for a second look to see her do some quick window talking then getting her fine assed form in red sedan.

Delivered her food & hung out some for a while with her & couple she rents room from. Copilot got tons of love from all yet mine will have to wait for our weekend overnight coming up. Sigh...

A few PPD SUV seen.

Recon Soundtrack: Delaney & Bonnie & Friends December 10,1969.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4DbsNsK3jY[/URL]

Thursday Night:

With the Columbia opening up for two fish per angler Saturday & despite the rainy forecast for Saturday fishing buddy was hot & horny for some fishing. Some pre-planning & boat checkout + rigging up some barbed hook Columbia only setups over some beers tonight until around 9:45+-.

With the first real warm day gunning my libido into redline range, the copilot & I headed out on this nice evening JCB>82nd>Sandy 9:50>11:00 +-.

Just settling in with some music & getting further down the avenue when at Division there were walkers at all fucking compass points.

One sturdy blondish haired BSW at closed Chinese restaurant in brown sorts & half top above heels.

One older blonde trim WSW in jeans & white top above sandals who between sometimes looking at traffic was mostly looking at phone. Almost sure it was Amber Wilcox slumming. Yawn...

One twenties trim WSW long length brunette in blue track shorts & tight tank top heading North at Taboo looked especially cute & made my dick sing out loud.

Another hair up brunette WSW spinner in black knee length shirt dress with cinch belt & heels in the dark shadows near PCC heading North. She looked familiar...

Caught off guard & with my head spinning Exorcist manner went for simpler my side of street scoop & track short wearing brunette.

She walked in nicely at car stereo place & hopped right in after a quick window hello. Smelling good & even cuter up close with a hint of a Southern accent told me she was Kami & she offered me a firm B cup as a check. BBBJ with CFS were on the menu for $150.00. Sadly a car date only & she accepted my scribbled number with a nice smile & a "perhaps another time" to a home visit. Says she's "somewhat local" whatever that means I didn't get to. I dropped her off at Harrison where another punter blatantly U turned to get her. You're welcome minivan guy...

Heading North again at Oregon arts wall blackness was WSW in white pants or tights. Despite not getting a good look at her. Went with my senses & didn't bother...

All night Sunny was empty of BSW tonight save for one of the least objectionable younger ones always in orange dress.

Across from high school park showed the sturdy tall shag styling brunette WSW in a black shorts & black seamed stocking combo above her heels heading South.

McFlurrie vista point was fairly empty many yet McFlurriers were in a hyperactive horny circling mode. Klickatat was two or three damn vehicles deep at times. SMDHS.

Baggers had a 50-50 mix of WSW & BSW...

A couple younger & skinny BSW or mixed. Ok, yet still another round of yawns...

The close to sturdy younger redhead who I previously described as "insipid" or "vacuous". Looked more impressively lucid tonight in a simple plain light colored dress & sandals as she threw me a smile.

A dirty blonde WSW in black dress with gold accent straps across the open chest area. A tad heavy on the makeup yet another doable one...

Opting out of that clusterfuck for the time being headed Sandy way...

On the Sandy hill was a smaller chested BSW in acid washed tight jeans & bikini top heading North. No curd here & though I didn't hear any of that jungle drums soundtrack resonating in my ears, she did have a nice ass.

Thought of hitting Upper Sandy but quickly came to my senses. I never see or hear of any viable vagina up there anyway. At least from posters I believe...

Baggers was still thick with punters so the copilot & I took a combo piss break & walk at Glenhaven park to see if Baggers would reset. Fifteen minutes later it hadn't. Now mixed into the rotating vehicles was the new huge white truck choad who continually has those HID lights in peel your paint high mode. Since I don't even like being in the same zip code as that obvious fool, bailed for the night & headed South for home.

Coming down the avenue just North of Fancy House spotted the previously spotted belted black shirt dress WSW brunette spinner. In the better light I mentally chastised myself for not recognizing Penelope from some of my previous reports (#4271 + others) earlier. While she rarely thoroughly impresses me she was an available antidote for my weather related rev limit issue...

Turned around at Hawthorne to come up Madison to nothing. Went around general area to the same. WTF...did I get snooker scooped. Parked at Autozone & since she was walking texted her "just saw you where you'd go". A long minute before her reply "was finding a place to pee & some peeing , ,emoji " followed by "Zavi. Where are you". Sent back "Autozone lot" & soon saw her walking across 82nd. As she hit the sidewalk & I fired up the truck out of the corner of my eye spotted a PPD SUV come down adjacent street & signaled a left turn...

Of course, past the point of no return to abort the entire process so as she hopped in gave her a hug & long DFK while keeping one eye open on PPD SUV. After what seemed forever they headed South without a sideways glance. I'm certainly not going to test it further yet it goes to show for good & bad....it really is a brave new world out @ times on the avenue.

After a drink got down to it...Limited positions & half-hearted BBBJ both times. Concentrated DATY on that faintly pee flavored but still tasty pussy & pounded her for a couple CIP finishes. Yet can't give her more than just passing grade encounter with her freshly 21 year old self. But ya' know tits & all that & you can overlook a lot for the low ask. For the first time seemed reluctant to go home but I had some work today & just made it at appointed time.

Besides the one seen when I scooped Penelope. Very light PPD SUV otherwise. More when bringing her home at 2:30+-.

Skipped the commute recon tonight to brine some herring & get a good night's sleep. Another type of trolling is in my immediate future...

Recon Soundtrack: Grateful Dead Avalon Ballroom, SF. January 26 1969.

[URL]https://archive.org/details/gd1969-01-26.sbd.miller.109642.flac16[/URL]

Safe recons & life.

Glad to confirm that the Division to Glisan rip is indeed productive. Not my favorite area for pickup, but a close second to South. Great walk in streets and a couple of short Par 4's away from safe dating spots.

North has always been a hatchet to the head and non desirable for me.