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[QUOTE=Aacountyman;1349367]VR is north of SW. Just around the corner from ZD. Get with the program, man![/QUOTE]I thought that VR was up on Pulaski near Joppatowne. Oh wait, that's the RV place, not the VR place. Sorry, my bad! The RV place advertises happy trails, but not happy endings.
BD
[QUOTE=Anjguy39;1349519]It is located at 401 E Eager St. Baltimore MD Just go through the gate and knock on the window for entry. They are very friendly, been there a number of times myself.[/QUOTE]I heard the providers love anal there.
[QUOTE=Anjguy39;1349519]It is located at 401 E Eager St. Baltimore MD Just go through the gate and knock on the window for entry. They are very friendly, been there a number of times myself.[/QUOTE]Yea, and they really love BBFS, BBBJCIM, and BBBJCIF. But don't worry they get tested all the time so you won't get any disease, and they trust that you are clean because of the super service they provide they know their clients won't jeopardize their health.
CL
[QUOTE=Butter Dog; 1349591]I thought that VR was up on Pulaski near Joppatowne. Oh wait, that's the RV place, not the VR place. Sorry, my bad! The RV place advertises happy trails, but not happy endings.
BD[/QUOTE]When life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.
Happy New Year my Friend,
GTR
I have visited several places over the past few days and have little to report but disappointment.
1. Went to VR. Saw an older / larger Ukrainin woman, Lana or something. She was sweet, enthusiastic, but talkative almost to the point of distraction. The massage was okay, not great, but not the best either. VR is pricier than other places, we all know this going in. Went in hoping (and willing to pay) for the total package and left with a simple HE. The place is nice, but I expected more.
2. Visited Towson Spa, this is where my adventure took a real turn for the worst. Was met at the door by this scantily clad ogre. I assumed it was possibly the mama-San playing dress-up for the evening; nope, she was for me! Led me to the sauna and just stood outside, arms akimbo, while I basked in the dry heat hoping she would go retrieve a younger more attractive provider. She opened the door and barked at me to be careful getting down and called me baby behind a rictus smile of tobacco stained chompers. After leading me to the table I was still hoping against all odds this beast would hand me off the real deal. It was aweful. I imagined I was being attacked by a bear and played dead until it was over. All the while being jolted and jarred back and forth as if she was looking for the remnants of a snickers. I mouth-breathed while her calloused, grizzled hands scraped over my back and shoulders to avoid smelling her breath of pan-fried noodles and cigarettes. On the flip I politely said no thanks and just got up. What happened to the short choppy-haired cutie that used to be there?
3. Last went to JHH, better service overall, massage was actually excellent, but looks and finish were lackluster. I had Anna, I thought Bonnie was back for a while and usually the line-up is more enticing. The worst was when I left there was an older woman who asked if I enjoyed myself and on the sofa behind her was an older Asian man and a small child. It was very disturbing.
Looking for something better. Cheers!
What you mean I can't tell the left tit from the right one. I always get that messed up. Yeah for equal time.
I asked the girl to please pay attention to my left nut. But she licked the wrong one. What a terrible time this is.
Ah Today, I tried to give my disgusting cold to a nice lady at the AMP.
Dam, she almost screamed when she came, Grabbed my head, wrapped those cute little legs around me, made some amazing faces. Well, it was a great performance, or she was really cumming. I will say though she didn't want to get up. Laid under me holding me and gasping sorta, for a few minutes. Hmmm / well its nice either way.
Ah, and my cold, horrible tonight. Hope I didn't make her sick with it. Or any of you that followed me in to eat that nice pussei.
LOL,
Be safe out there,
Smiling Fox, ; }
Went there a few yrs back and it was a real mediocre to crappy time, don't recall anything more than a clothed HJ being available. But I am guessing they have had a change in management. Met "Linga" or something like that, she was early 30's very playful, perky C's. Massage was real good, told her to do it nice and firm. At the flip, she did the pointing motion at my 'boy' to ask me what I wanted. I grabbed her ass and said "this". Started with CBJ, then on to a very passionate almost love-session, she was smiling the whole time, embracing me tightly with both her legs and arms. She also let me pull her hair when doing doggie. Would definitely repeat. She says she is going back to NY in a couple weeks though. Total damage $.6.
"Stay thirsty my friends"
CL
[QUOTE=Kousei;1350824]I imagined I was being attacked by a bear and played dead until it was over. All the while being jolted and jarred back and forth as if she was looking for the remnants of a snickers[/QUOTE]Classic! Thanks for the laugh this morning!
Are there any non AMP's in the area?
[QUOTE=Terp78;1351831]Are there any non AMP's in the area?[/QUOTE]The answer to your question is yes, but because their non Asian, their just MP's. Search TBC, Total Body Concepts, or VR Vita Revive. Try some BP girls, and save a few bucks. Read back on this forum thread and decide for yourself. As with autos, you'll save money on an Asian model YMMV though.
Let us know how you make out. Peace.
GTR
For those who have seen the BP body rub postings for Charise and just want a great FBSM, she's definitely worth the visit and hosts in a private home in a safe area. Pictures are accurate, age has the usual adjustment but she is in great shape, has a few tats and Ds that I believe to be non-original equipment. She provides a very sensual experience that includes a start in sexy lingerie with near CMT level massage skills, ahd a nude body to body teasing rub before a prolonged HE. For those of you who have been around the scene a while, she used to be in Laurel just off 95/198 with a couple of other ebony therapists, and I thought she was the best one there. She gives you the full hour, doesn't upsell and there aren't any escort style services available. But, she's one of my top 10 FBSM of all time (and I'm going back 20 plus years). [url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRubs/100-specials-til-3pm-sexy-exotic-kitten-named-charise-here-jus-for-you-28/4697630[/url]
Too bad Jazmine Jade disappeared. If anyone knows what happened or where she is, PM me please.
For real old timers who remember Absolute, Micky. A thin white brunette (almost spinner) has resurfaced but doesn't post regularly (she does quirky freebie personals ads on CL that usually get flagged and hosts in a so-so Brooklyn Park area).
[QUOTE=Gintonicrocks; 1351861]The answer to your question is yes, but because their non Asian, their just MP's. Search TBC, Total Body Concepts, or VR Vita Revive. Try some BP girls, and save a few bucks. Read back on this forum thread and decide for yourself. As with autos, you'll save money on an Asian model YMMV though.
Let us know how you make out. Peace.
GTR[/QUOTE]Thanks. Wow there is only one. Anyone know of any Russian or mexican parlors?
You know, GinTonicRocks was too kind to you. All I want to say is RTFF! He went out of his way to provide you with more info then he should have in the first place, yet you ask for more. I got to believe you're an intelligent person and surely you can figure this stuff out on your own, it ain't that hard. It's the 21st century and the age of information. Get out of the break-down lane and onto the information super highway. Apparently you already have a computer. With City Paper having a website, Backpage, Craigslist, and for gods sake even Google you can find out what you want on your own. Sometimes if you can't find what you're looking for you're going to have to do what many of us have already done and that's TOFTT. You may be pleasantly, or not so pleasantly surprised, but at least you will have something to post instead of imposing questions. And to answer your question there are some great Mexican parlors in Tijuana and Juarez, and some good Russian ones in Moscow and St Petersburg (not FL). Your flight is waiting. MW.
[QUOTE=Terp78;1351990]Thanks. Wow there is only one. Anyone know of any Russian or mexican parlors?[/QUOTE]
"ask me what I wanted. I grabbed her ass and said "this" Opens many doors Thank You.
[QUOTE=CourtesanLover; 1350864]Went there a few yrs back and it was a real mediocre to crappy time, don't recall anything more than a clothed HJ being available. But I am guessing they have had a change in management. Met "Linga" or something like that, she was early 30's very playful, perky C's. Massage was real good, told her to do it nice and firm. At the flip, she did the pointing motion at my 'boy' to ask me what I wanted. I grabbed her ass and said "this". Started with CBJ, then on to a very passionate almost love-session, she was smiling the whole time, embracing me tightly with both her legs and arms. She also let me pull her hair when doing doggie. Would definitely repeat. She says she is going back to NY in a couple weeks though. Total damage $.6.
"Stay thirsty my friends"
CL[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Terp78;1351990]Thanks. Wow there is only one. Anyone know of any Russian or mexican parlors?[/QUOTE]Really? It's like you get denied for a loan for $5.00 so U-turn right the fuck around and ask for 50 grand.
GTR was too nice.
Mr. Weiner said it all.
To put a finer point on this for you just in case you're exactly as lazy as I think you are:
Stop asking questions.
Learn to read the forum.
Now log out, create a new login, and only use it to post information.
Maybe by the time you figured out the system we won't be able to figure out which idiot you used to be.
Bench