[QUOTE=Joeshmoe69]Wheres Tammi been?[/QUOTE]
Tammi and I are getting married in Hawaii.
BALDY CRUISER :)
Printable View
[QUOTE=Joeshmoe69]Wheres Tammi been?[/QUOTE]
Tammi and I are getting married in Hawaii.
BALDY CRUISER :)
[QUOTE=Baldy Cruiser]Tammi and I are getting married in Hawaii.
BALDY CRUISER :)[/QUOTE]
LOL, like she would allow you to have your interludes with Princess, et. al. if that were true. Some of us are just not the marrying kind. Note to all, since CA is a no-fault, community property state, even your prenup isn't worth the paper its written on. Ask Frank McCourt after he loses the Dodgers.
[QUOTE=Marlowe]LOL, like she would allow you to have your interludes with Princess, et. al. if that were true. Some of us are just not the marrying kind. Note to all, since CA is a no-fault, community property state, even your prenup isn't worth the paper its written on. Ask Frank McCourt after he loses the Dodgers.[/QUOTE]
And the c*nt he's married too wants $488k/month for living expenses... yes (cough) I said per month!!
You guys saw through me.
No wedding bells for me.
I like to try woman on like hats!!
I don't care what they are reporting, I think Tigers wife is staying with him, just like Kobe's wife did. She stayed. They can allways divorce them later & get even bigger money.
Look at Michael Jordan's wife. She waited & she took him pretty good.
If they wait till the athlete retires, then they can snatch the kids & get away with a Big Ass Settlement.
You watch, Kobe's wife will divorce him within 3 years of Kobe's retirement from the Lakers.
BALDY (HappyHolidays) CRUISER :)
Got an email from the CL non-pro Ebony Creole Super Model. I had seen her a couple times before. For 40 she let me suck on her titts & she would jack me off. This woman is sooooo beautiful. I knew she knew, I wanted to fuck her.
She is 5' 9" and her body is impecable. She is light skinned, Creole. Breasts are 34 C & the most beautiful stomach, navel area I have ever seen. Her thighs are just amazing. Her ASS is wonderful!! WOW!!!
She said in her email that she was interested in getting together for 100. She needed money for Xmas gifts. I said, can we make love for 100? She said it would have to be 150. BINGO!! I had her, & I was soooo HAPPY!!
We worked out logistics. I drove to her place in Inglewood. Her roommate would be gone for 2 hrs. WOW!! She greeted me at the door with a big hug! She was wearing jean short shorts, cute boots & a tied up black shirt with push up bra!! Man!!
She called me, as I was driving to her & she asked if I could stop & pick up some booze. She was a little nervous and shy. I told her I was way ahead of her. I had brought a couple beer bottles for myself & some wine for her. She said great!
We sat on the couch & chatted as we drank our beverages. We put BET on her tv & watched music videos & conversed about all kinds of stuff. She loves the Dallas Cowboys. She looks a little like Lucky from KH8, but prettier. She asked if I would like a shoulder massage? I said yes, my dear. She gave me a neck & shoulder rub for a few minutes. Then we went to chatting & she snuggled up to me.
I kissed her neck & rubbed her sweet thighs. She hugged me & I felt like I was in high school, dating the head cheerleader!! This girl is drop dead gorgeous!! She took another sip of wine & she accidentally spilled some on the both of us. So I said, probably a good time to get naked. We retired to the bedroom.
We peeled off our clothes. She layed back on the bed, in bra & panties. I just wanted to soak in the majesty of her beauty!! I kissed her pretty much all over. I kept my boxers on as I kissed all around her navel & amazing stomach. I swear I felt like Tom Brady with a Super Model. I kissed her inner thighs & she sighed. I helped her off with her bra. I caressed & sucked on these beautiful mammaries form heaven!! I sucked on those titts for a good long time. I gently removed her lace white panties and took off my sponge Bob boxers. Lol.
I hovered above her & kissed her breasts while she reached down to stroke my cock. Then she pulled me on top of her & she said, oh wow 2 naked bodies, it just feels good!! We hugged & grinded a bit, then I moved down to her sweet shaved pussy. I kissed her lips & licked her clit 7 her whole body shuddered. She grabbed my bald head & I dove my tounge in her snatch!! She loved it & got super wet. After 15 minutes of DATY,she said did you bring a condom? I said yes. I slipped on the jimmy.
She got up on her elbows looking down as I slid lil baldy in her gorgeous pussy. Wow did that feel good & tight. Here she is in all her glory, the most beautiful woman I have ever banged!! I had to pinch myself. She watched my man meat slide in & out. I kissed her forehead & neck. I was in utter Seventh Heaven!! I did not want this to end. I sucked on those beautiful breasts. Her body is truly to die for. She was moving her pussy all over my cock as I kept banging her mish. I told her she was nice & tight. She said, well I haven't had much sex, really, that's why, she said. :)
She was creaming on my cock & really getting wet. She asked for doggie while standing. So she bent over the bed & I enterred her from behind. Wow, what a beautiful sight. Her lovely hips & black curly hair falling down her back. I gripped her waist & pile drived into her. She moved back into me & shoved her face in the pillow & moaned. After a good 15 minutes of this, we took a sip of our drinks & went to CG & RCG. She rode my dick like a ;ogo stick & I was just soaking it all in. Man, this was my Xmas gift to myself!!
Her legs got tired, so we went back to mish. As I pounded away, she rubbed her clit with her hand. I got a good rhythm going & she was loving it & cumming!! Man I just kept pounding & finally I couldn''t hold back. I let that condom fill up with the baby batter!!! WOW!! We just fell back & laid together glistening in sweet sweat. Man!!!!
We got dressed slowly & went back to the living room. She said, you got some good dick!! I laughed. She said, I really needed that. I haven't had sex in a month. She told me she could have sex every day if she wanted, so many guys hitting on her. She said, that was better than a good bong hit!! Lol. By this time, 2 hours had passed. I told her I needed to see her again next week. She said next time she would feel comfortable coming to my place & she could spend even more time with me. No time constraints. :)
She doesn't have a car, so I would have to pick her up. No problem. She truly is Amazing! A Diamond in the Rough. She wouldn't let me take any pics. She is very cautious. She said she has a white boyfriend, but he is out of town all the time. I told her I had a friend that might like to see her. Oswalt, I was thinking of you or BMalibu or Marlowe.
She said, well..... maybe.
You need to treat her well. She is Special!!
God, that was FUN!!!
BALDY (PinchMyself) CRUISER :)
[QUOTE=Baldy Cruiser]Got an email from the CL non-pro Ebony Creole Super Model. I had seen her a couple times before. For 40 she let me suck on her titts & she would jack me off. This woman is sooooo beautiful. I knew she knew, I wanted to fuck her.
She is 5' 9" and her body is impecable. She is light skinned, Creole. Breasts are 34 C & the most beautiful stomach, navel area I have ever seen. Her thighs are just amazing. Her ASS is wonderful!! WOW!!!
She said in her email that she was interested in getting together for 100. She needed money for Xmas gifts. I said, can we make love for 100? She said it would have to be 150. BINGO!! I had her, & I was soooo HAPPY!!
We worked out logistics. I drove to her place in Inglewood. Her roommate would be gone for 2 hrs. WOW!! She greeted me at the door with a big hug! She was wearing jean short shorts, cute boots & a tied up black shirt with push up bra!! Man!!
She called me, as I was driving to her & she asked if I could stop & pick up some booze. She was a little nervous and shy. I told her I was way ahead of her. I had brought a couple beer bottles for myself & some wine for her. She said great!
We sat on the couch & chatted as we drank our beverages. We put BET on her tv & watched music videos & conversed about all kinds of stuff. She loves the Dallas Cowboys. She looks a little like Lucky from KH8, but prettier. She asked if I would like a shoulder massage? I said yes, my dear. She gave me a neck & shoulder rub for a few minutes. Then we went to chatting & she snuggled up to me.
I kissed her neck & rubbed her sweet thighs. She hugged me & I felt like I was in high school, dating the head cheerleader!! This girl is drop dead gorgeous!! She took another sip of wine & she accidentally spilled some on the both of us. So I said, probably a good time to get naked. We retired to the bedroom.
We peeled off our clothes. She layed back on the bed, in bra & panties. I just wanted to soak in the majesty of her beauty!! I kissed her pretty much all over. I kept my boxers on as I kissed all around her navel & amazing stomach. I swear I felt like Tom Brady with a Super Model. I kissed her inner thighs & she sighed. I helped her off with her bra. I caressed & sucked on these beautiful mammaries form heaven!! I sucked on those titts for a good long time. I gently removed her lace white panties and took off my sponge Bob boxers. Lol.
I hovered above her & kissed her breasts while she reached down to stroke my cock. Then she pulled me on top of her & she said, oh wow 2 naked bodies, it just feels good!! We hugged & grinded a bit, then I moved down to her sweet shaved pussy. I kissed her lips & licked her clit 7 her whole body shuddered. She grabbed my bald head & I dove my tounge in her snatch!! She loved it & got super wet. After 15 minutes of DATY,she said did you bring a condom? I said yes. I slipped on the jimmy.
She got up on her elbows looking down as I slid lil baldy in her gorgeous pussy. Wow did that feel good & tight. Here she is in all her glory, the most beautiful woman I have ever banged!! I had to pinch myself. She watched my man meat slide in & out. I kissed her forehead & neck. I was in utter Seventh Heaven!! I did not want this to end. I sucked on those beautiful breasts. Her body is truly to die for. She was moving her pussy all over my cock as I kept banging her mish. I told her she was nice & tight. She said, well I haven't had much sex, really, that's why, she said. :)
She was creaming on my cock & really getting wet. She asked for doggie while standing. So she bent over the bed & I enterred her from behind. Wow, what a beautiful sight. Her lovely hips & black curly hair falling down her back. I gripped her waist & pile drived into her. She moved back into me & shoved her face in the pillow & moaned. After a good 15 minutes of this, we took a sip of our drinks & went to CG & RCG. She rode my dick like a ;ogo stick & I was just soaking it all in. Man, this was my Xmas gift to myself!!
Her legs got tired, so we went back to mish. As I pounded away, she rubbed her clit with her hand. I got a good rhythm going & she was loving it & cumming!! Man I just kept pounding & finally I couldn''t hold back. I let that condom fill up with the baby batter!!! WOW!! We just fell back & laid together glistening in sweet sweat. Man!!!!
We got dressed slowly & went back to the living room. She said, you got some good dick!! I laughed. She said, I really needed that. I haven't had sex in a month. She told me she could have sex every day if she wanted, so many guys hitting on her. She said, that was better than a good bong hit!! Lol. By this time, 2 hours had passed. I told her I needed to see her again next week. She said next time she would feel comfortable coming to my place & she could spend even more time with me. No time constraints. :)
She doesn't have a car, so I would have to pick her up. No problem. She truly is Amazing! A Diamond in the Rough. She wouldn't let me take any pics. She is very cautious. She said she has a white boyfriend, but he is out of town all the time. I told her I had a friend that might like to see her. Oswalt, I was thinking of you or BMalibu or Marlowe.
She said, well..... maybe.
You need to treat her well. She is Special!!
God, that was FUN!!!
BALDY (PinchMyself) CRUISER :)[/QUOTE]
Pictures or it didn't happen! Haha... nice narrative brutha man! Haha... Sponge Bob boxers... LMFAO!!!!!!!
P.S. - I think you should start posting these on the main boards; this CL section doesn't get as much traffic.
BC that is great stuff. That chick sounds tremendous. Don't think there is any doubt you are monger of the year. Malibu running a close second.
Don't know if your doing Christmas stuff Thursday but I'm going to hit KH and spread some cheer and see if I can't get the stocking stuffed.
[QUOTE=Oswalt]BC that is great stuff. That chick sounds tremendous. Don't think there is any doubt you are monger of the year. Malibu running a close second.
Don't know if your doing Christmas stuff Thursday but I'm going to hit KH and spread some cheer and see if I can't get the stocking stuffed.[/QUOTE]
Excellent. What time you goin in?
I'll try & make it in. I'll fill you in on the Creole Honey & hook you up.
BALDY CRUISER :)
[QUOTE=B Malibu]Pictures or it didn't happen! Haha... nice narrative brutha man! Haha... Sponge Bob boxers... LMFAO!!!!!!!
P.S. - I think you should start posting these on the main boards; this CL section doesn't get as much traffic.[/QUOTE]
PM me & I'll hook you up with the Creole Honey.
BALDY CRUISER :)
BC - How about 3 - 3:30? at KH
[QUOTE=Oswalt]BC - How about 3 - 3:30? at KH[/QUOTE]
Sounds Good!!!
God, they got some new, cute girls in there!!
BALDY CRUISER :)
Oh my God!!!
This chick can really suck a mean COCK!!!
BBBJCIM(All sloppy & wet).
50 buck suck. :) I'll see if I can share her digits.
BALDY CRUISER :)
[QUOTE=Baldy Cruiser]Oh my God!!!
This chick can really suck a mean COCK!!!
BBBJCIM(All sloppy & wet).
50 buck suck. :) I'll see if I can share her digits.
BALDY CRUISER :)[/QUOTE]Share away Baldy!
I don't mean to bring religion into this, but oh dear Lord please!
She is smoking hot!
[QUOTE=Baldy Cruiser]Oh my God!!!
This chick can really suck a mean COCK!!!
BBBJCIM(All sloppy & wet).
50 buck suck. :) I'll see if I can share her digits.
BALDY CRUISER :)[/QUOTE]
wow.
She looks great!
[QUOTE=Baldy Cruiser]Oh my God!!!
This chick can really suck a mean COCK!!!
BBBJCIM(All sloppy & wet).
50 buck suck. :) I'll see if I can share her digits.
BALDY CRUISER :)[/QUOTE]