Massage Parlor Reports

Just saying. I'm a relatively new monger (1 year), I've experimented with strip clubs, escorts, and MPs, and by far the MP scene is full of overpriced grannies and is expensive when the house fee and fee for extra attention are combined and compared to other options.

Anyone else notice this as well or am I doing something wrong? Where are the 20 yrs? It seems like the only thing I like about the MP scene is that you might get a shower beforehand.

Out of all the MPs I've visited, I felt either equally attractive or more so than all of them. Hell, there are a couple of occasions where I felt like the provider should of paid me.

[QUOTE=EshuTheGreat8;3132963]Just saying. I'm a relatively new monger (1 year), I've experimented with strip clubs, escorts, and MPs, and by far the MP scene is full of overpriced grannies and is expensive when the house fee and fee for extra attention are combined and compared to other options.

Anyone else notice this as well or am I doing something wrong? Where are the 20 yrs? It seems like the only thing I like about the MP scene is that you might get a shower beforehand.

Out of all the MPs I've visited, I felt either equally attractive or more so than all of them. Hell, there are a couple of occasions where I felt like the provider should of paid me.[/QUOTE]You basically summed up why I gave up that scene. Old ass ladys at least in this city anybody says otherwise is a dam lie, those prices are a bit steep to get jacked by a 50's something chick just not worth my money! And besides I came to the conclusion why am I paying to get jacked off hell I can do that shit myself. So I only stick to BBBJ's from the SW scene but I've stopped that due to all the disease and grug iv use going around now. Safe hunting my man and be safe.

Anyone have phone number for Mimi that worked at Stress Away with Jennifer? Seems they parted ways. I've misplaced number from when she was working at 61. Just pm me please. Thanks.

Seen Angelica last night very nice person. And had a great time will definitely recommend any I will repeat.

[QUOTE=Blog9;3133730]Anyone have phone number for Mimi that worked at Stress Away with Jennifer? Seems they parted ways. I've misplaced number from when she was working at 61. Just pm me please. Thanks.[/QUOTE]I'd like info or digits for Jennifer if anyone has them. Seen her a lot years ago and would like.

To have some.

Fun with her again.

PM me.

If you can help.

YhNks.

[QUOTE=EshuTheGreat8;3132963]Just saying. I'm a relatively new monger (1 year), I've experimented with strip clubs, escorts, and MPs, and by far the MP scene is full of overpriced grannies and is expensive when the house fee and fee for extra attention are combined and compared to other options.

Anyone else notice this as well or am I doing something wrong? Where are the 20 yrs? It seems like the only thing I like about the MP scene is that you might get a shower beforehand.

Out of all the MPs I've visited, I felt either equally attractive or more so than all of them. Hell, there are a couple of occasions where I felt like the provider should of paid me.[/QUOTE]The merger put a damper on AMPs and "trafficking" took care of what was left. All you can count on now is mature lady who is fun and skilled and you have to shop around for that. Young women, I haven't seen of late. It was kick ass in the 70's, 80's and 90's. Oh to see it like that again!

[QUOTE=Bobon182;3131228]Met Sophie in Alonquan. Nice girl and pretty good looking. 1 bill had her top off and what was mostly a happy ending but she got my junk between her tits at the end to make it more interesting. I like her and would repeat but have reservations about the location. The carpet was a bit crunchy and the neighborhood not very good.[/QUOTE]Guess I missed sonething. What is Alonquan?

[QUOTE=NuttinBetter;3136388]Guess I missed sonething. What is Alonquan?[/QUOTE]Its actually spelled Algonquin & its off that street. I have seen her. She's nice but to the point. Cute. Neighborhood is sorta questionable. Esp at night.

[QUOTE=SixtiesDude;3134341]The merger put a damper on AMPs and "trafficking" took care of what was left. All you can count on now is mature lady who is fun and skilled and you have to shop around for that. Young women, I haven't seen of late. It was kick ass in the 70's, 80's and 90's. Oh to see it like that again![/QUOTE]I was just in SF for a bit. Had a fucking hottie in a massage parlor. Seems to be the norm out there.

[QUOTE=NuttinBetter;3136388]Guess I missed sonething. What is Alonquan?[/QUOTE]That crap drives me crazy. Why do people bother making a post if they are going to give such crappy and useless reference information!

I believe he is referring to this Sophie [URL]http://louisville.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sophies-available-now-new-number-attached-playful-and-enticingly-energetic/9732822[/URL].

And that he was attempting to spell Algonquin Parkway which is close to her place.

I've seen her a few times like her. She's sober, and will offer extras some after she knows knows you for a bit of an upgrade.

[QUOTE=RandyDaytona;3110633]I just had a half an hour appointment with Gisele at Mistique. I have seen a number of body rub girls in Louisville and Indianapolis. My favorite, till today, was Megan on Shelbyville Road. Was by far the best body rub I've ever received! I'm sure many great things have been said about Gisele. She is simply beautiful and stunning! She has an absolutely perfect body. And the things that she did on the table makes me feel like she may have had gymnastics training. I'm not sure how it could have been any better! . 5 tip but I would be glad to pay more. If she ever decides to provide other services I would raid my 401 (k). Wow. Just wow![/QUOTE]Is that Mystique on Bardstown or Poplar Level? Poplar level is a nails -spa place?

I'm not an AMP guy but was up that way last week and actually just wanted a massage so I stopped in. Very similiar to Louisville scene nowdays, lady I got had to be early 50's. She was dressed skimpy though, so hey, she was at least trying to be a little sexual about it. 80 bucks for 45 minutes, didn't offer a half hour rate. Not a good massage at all, which is what wanted, but since I was there already for report purposes I decided to see what the deal was. She finished the awful massage and she said what you want? I said everything and pulled on her panties. She said "no do everything" and just made HJ motion. She said 60. I told her take her clothes off and she did, had small fake tits. Then I told her all I had was 20 and she said ok, then I said well damn I left my other money in car and dressed and went to get it and left out the back door LOL. Not paying some average looking old broad for a HJ, plus I was meeting my fuck buddy later that night for a filth fest and didn't want to waste any bullets at this place. So,

1. Bad massage.

2. 50 year old lady.

3. No FS.

4. You can get HJ for 100 apparently if so inclined.

I miss the mid 90's in Louisville, where I can remember going to Tokyo Sun Spa on Preston, going around to the back door at 3 am, and going inside to fuck a beautiful early 20's Vietnamese girl. For as long as I wanted. I'd roll out of there at 5 am some nights LOL. Did that for a couple months, many times only paying the house fee. Great days.

Went to Empire the other day. Walked right in no wait met by probably a 35-40 yr old not bad looking but nothing to brag about. Opted for the HH was in a bit of a rush. Decent rub only lasted about 15 minutes. Roaming allowed told me to flip, then I made a rookie mistake. She asked for tip I gave out. 7 left room came back and got dropped all clothes. I assumed like most other AMP she went and got a cover. But no she went over to get lotion I started rubbing the kitty got a finger in and she said no not allowed inside. I was disappointed but figured well CBJ will still serve its purpose. She started giving a decent rub and I some what pushed her head down and said put it in your mouth. She said no I don't do that! And that point I was pissed WTF did I give you such a high tip for if all I am getting is standard. I then realized when I gave her the money I never negotiated the terms. Fail on my part! Not sure if more is ever offered there but I felt like a fool. Finish was standard nothing more, but at the ending she tried to aim the finale at my big head so I moved to face her and felt like I got a little victory. Just a reminder out there don't get comfortable or they will take advantage of you.

[URL]http://louisville.backpage.com/BodyRubs/empire-spa-best-asian-massage-new-young-staff-best-service-502-962-0882/5578441[/URL]

Hello mongers,

My first visit to a massage place that wasn't a resort and the rub I got was as good or better than the resort massage. Still having my cherry, I wasn't sure what to expect, but I went into the room to find a split paper towel over the face hole and a single towel on the table. I undressed and laid down but didn't drape the towel across myself, just left it folded and laying across my rear. She removed that right away as she got to work. As I said, the rub was excellent, with great pressure and the first time her thumbs slid in between my cheeks I was pleasantly surprised by the new sensation. Nothing probing, just a tease that happened several times as she spent plenty of time working the glutes. No discussion on the flip, despite the state of junior, just a good continued massage. Finally, she gets to the inner thighs and she starts smacking the boys saying 'You you'. After reading these forums, I think she wanted me to self serve, but I just grabbed her hip, said yes and laid my head back down. She grabbed some oil and worked through a quick tug. She cleaned up with a warm towel, spend a little more time with the massage. She cam back in as I was getting off the table and put her arms around me as if to help me up. She gave me a very unexpected peck on the lips. HF. 5, tip. 5, I didn't get her name. Average in all respects, 35-40 years old asian woman. This is on Bardstown Rd near Snyder in center with insurance agent.

Think I may give stress away a try. Still not sure what I want out of this beyond a good massage. Could be that a good rub and a HJ would be all I need as an ongoing service, maybe CBJ is the next step to find the right balance. I am not sure FS is right for me, but I do miss DATY, which is off the table at home.

It seems the appropriate close is happy hunting and stay safe!

- SC4.

Keep giving reports like that and you will be a highly respected member very soon.

[QUOTE=SwedishChef4;3139241]Hello mongers,

My first visit to a massage place that wasn't a resort and the rub I got was as good or better than the resort massage. Still having my cherry, I wasn't sure what to expect, but I went into the room to find a split paper towel over the face hole and a single towel on the table. I undressed and laid down but didn't drape the towel across myself, just left it folded and laying across my rear. She removed that right away as she got to work. As I said, the rub was excellent, with great pressure and the first time her thumbs slid in between my cheeks I was pleasantly surprised by the new sensation. Nothing probing, just a tease that happened several times as she spent plenty of time working the glutes. No discussion on the flip, despite the state of junior, just a good continued massage. Finally, she gets to the inner thighs and she starts smacking the boys saying 'You you'. After reading these forums, I think she wanted me to self serve, but I just grabbed her hip, said yes and laid my head back down. She grabbed some oil and worked through a quick tug. She cleaned up with a warm towel, spend a little more time with the massage. She cam back in as I was getting off the table and put her arms around me as if to help me up. She gave me a very unexpected peck on the lips. HF. 5, tip. 5, I didn't get her name. Average in all respects, 35-40 years old asian woman. This is on Bardstown Rd near Snyder in center with insurance agent.

- SC4.[/QUOTE]