Streetwalker Reports

Dayummm.

I got to say that is the "quality" I would be talking about, the pics of her are the exact same outfit she was in LOL.

If we ever met in real life, I would honestly be a bit embarrassed LOL. But I was in indeed in desperate need of a nut.

In my defense. The first pass she looked really good. Dim lighting, shirt skirt, lots of leg in high heels.

The pickup was what did indeed kill it for me, wasnt the bomb babe I thought. But a husk of a lady dressed up with makeup and deceiving outfit.

But as a true man does it, I did not give up and took this show pony for a test drive.

She was fairly clean, no smells tho I didn't and wouldn't touch her cooch. Just slapped thaht ass hard and loud and left my handprint on thet right cheek. Thought her ass would be fabbly and wrinkly but it did have enough meet to produce the nice ass slap sound.

Yea, just used her for the BBBJ and HJ. Thats all I would go for. Wasnt bad, definitely not great. Would do a few passes on the "blade" before settling for her. Not my first choice, but if I was desparate enough I know I would go back for seconds.

Didn't know of listcrawler but now that I do ill use it more often.

Yallz got me dead to rights on "quality". Been crackin up how hilarious getting called out like this is.

Yea, I enjoy Zavi's posts too.

On another thot. Have any of you ever found like real model babes walking the blade? I've only ever found these unicorns like 4 or 5 x my entire blade seeking career. They never seem to last tho, drugs and the prison life seem to swallow these bitches up faster then they make guys bust LOL.

At around 8 30 was a black shorts wearing tall white top Latina looking girl walking along. No time to pick up sadly. Later at 10 was a girl skinny and walking along. By the time I looped around she was gone. Rats. Looked like an old regular who while not the best looking had the best head skills and would literately go for the longest time with no complaints. I had this girl suck for over an hour straight and never complain. Just keep it on edge. Sadly she either got a BF or something. Never fear though. Us consistent guys are always there when then need help. I have had her fall asleep with my stiffie in her mouth before.

Upper 82nd had a few hard bodied girls on it. But I was just passing thru. Hard to make a pick up when you have a boss in the car.

Oh well.

Early:

My fishing buddy & I met up with respective copilots for a Tabor walk in the early evening, afterwards my copilot & I did a Division>82nd>Sandy>JCB look between 7:30>8:45 +-.

Nothing seen until just South of the States where sloppy & meh redhead WSW was walking North in shorts. All I can say positive is looked like her real hair color...

PPD SUV parked between exit of shopping center across from Baggers seemed to be serving it's purpose as the corner was empty. Well, except for Bagger still channeling whatever that full mask headgear represents...

One other PPD SUV parked at 81st & Klickatat. Thinking this is halfhearted response to complaints of the conspicuous daylight hours ones. All it really accomplished was spreading them out North & South of Klickatat.

At Fremont one tall & thicker dark haired brunette in belly shirt, black pants above 6" heels was heading North. Pale faced & meh...

At Sandy hill the previously spotted desperate antics LSW with orangish hair flipped me off as we passed...LOL.

Yet another real WSW redhead near the Sandy side of the Knolls. Wasn't an improvement on the one earlier. State of redheads on avenue based sighs..

Only went Sandy upper route to give the PPD time to move on. They did. Though Sandy upper was fucking empty of anything...

Nothing else spotted until at Glisan light where the tiny blonde WSW spinner crossed in white top & jeans. Either my reporting skills are declining in my dotage but up close I'm sure this is "Angel" in a blonde wig. Maybe her twin is working the avenue also. Or her Lylerone has her changing up her look or something like that. Whatever the story & in spite of the copilot in her cute mode she barely glanced at us.

Last seen was waddler WSW Denthead at McFlurrie's near Foster...

As I headed for the barn a half dozen PPD SUV scorched by in code 3 mode around Duke...

Recon Soundtrack: John Doe "Fables in A Foreign Land". Not released until Friday yet but a friend with connections at his record company was kind enough to have gifted me a review copy.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa08vq3bhEo[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qoe0UDUqXNs[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9c94XSfVfA[/URL]

Late:

After some dinner my boredom set in & with the copilot in tow headed out between 10:30>11:30+- JCB>82nd>Sandy on this nice night.
Still staying close to an easily accessible trans-fat source was WSW Denthead between Woodstock & Foster...arrgggh...

Empty until Sunny where one PPD SUV had parked at Pacific. Strategic spot as he could observe from Arts wall to Utopia. As a result none were spotted. Hell, even after he left none were spotted. Considering what I usually see in that area...wasn't much of a loss.

Baggers was again free of watching eyes & back to more usual procession of pussy...

Bagger herself hadn't moved...

One very cute WSW long blonde tressed in grey shirt skirt & black over the knee black boot. Wearing a sparkly mask was getting picked up across the street where the PPD SUV had been observing earlier. Later ran into her on Siskiyou in the taco place shadows. Friendly enough as she refused my number & adamant about her 250.00 car or her room date quote. Noped right out of that...

One younger cute late twenties WSW brunette all in white getting scooped on Klickatat. Never saw her again...

The orange haired LSW out recently. No hand signals aimed my way tonight...

At La Parrilla one skinny BSW all covered up fur trimmed jacket & sneakers looking like she'd rather be anywhere but there tonight. Had a Tyrone around her at times. Seen their dynamic between them before.

At Fremont light a nice set of latte legs in white heels crossed. Had a huge over sized black & white hoodie like dress (No idea what she looked like though that hoodie dress barely covered her ass cheeks.

BSW Purple Eggplant was near the Madison.

Did one extra Sandy>Stark>Grotto concentrated recon without seeing anything else.

Calling it headed South again where I saw glimpse of white top & jeans in Burnside Walgreens drive up area. Was the fluffy titted spinner "Angel" in same outfit as earlier, but this time she was back to her darker hair. Her & checked lumberman jacket wearing Lylerone were having some sort of come to Jesus moment. Thinking this could be one of dissension in the ranks moments, looped around & just about ran into Lyle as he grabbed her jacket & got on his knees to hand it to her. Petulantly grabbing it out of his hands as she put it on. He seemed a little afraid of his tiny self...

Having seen enough. I Headed South to PornHub it to a couple of latest videos from the ZJ archives.

Some PPD SUV seen besides the ones seen earlier. The silver undercover was near Foster. No Clackamas seen again.

Recon Soundtrack: Otis Redding "The Complete Live at The Whisky A Go Go Recordings". Disc 1 & 2.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbDfCB9Hr8U[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YNBY6AVBgg[/URL]

Safe recons & life.

[QUOTE=ZaviJava;5925700]

Calling it headed South again where I saw glimpse of white top & jeans in Burnside Walgreens drive up area. Was the fluffy titted spinner "Angel" in same outfit as earlier, but this time she was back to her darker hair. Her & checked lumberman jacket wearing Lylerone were having some sort of come to Jesus moment. Thinking this could be one of dissension in the ranks moments, looped around & just about ran into Lyle as he grabbed her jacket & got on his knees to hand it to her. Petulantly grabbing it out of his hands as she put it on. He seemed a little afraid of his tiny self...


[/QUOTE]Got distracted by a visitor for the copilot & forum timed out on me.

That last sentence should have read "her" tiny self.

Spied a girl walking there. Banging body pink top black pants backpack. Went in to buy a candy bar and check her out. Seemed nice. Low cut jeans and butt hanging out. Could not decide totally if working. Got a good look at her face. Great till she smiled. Meth head teeth second thoughts happened. Even if she was working. Not sure I really wanted to have them Janky sharp spindly chompers any where it could do some damage. Looked like a piranha teeth or if you have seen a possum up close. But the ass and skin looked great. Not all scabbed out so Might of just turned her over. But I will keep an eye out.

Best alll.

Got a "hey Zavi" text from Dania late Thursday. Texted her back with my usual "hey back gorgeous" (yes I suck @ texting). Her quick reply "I'm craving a fire & your clawfoot". Replied back "any other cravings". Another quick reply back "tub & fireplace first"...LOL along with minor ego bruise. Plans were made to pick her up after work at 8:00.

Snuck in a JCB>82nd>Sandy Upper>JCB look between 7:15>8:15.

Empty until Sunny threw out the meh fake redhead mixed or BSW. So yeah...consider it still empty...

Baggers had a few out...

One pudgy WSW unnatural shaded redhead in jean shorts. Meh...

One very attractive long haired trim BSW in black pants & gold sparkly 6" heels awakened some of those jungle drums I sometimes hear in my head.

Bagger herself was just North of her usual spot.

Sandy Upper just continued that downward trend of dystopian despair. Especially as the only sightings were not one but two criddlers taking leaks without even the pretense of hiding. Find a tree or wall you fucktards.

Arts wall had an almost sturdy younger BSW in brown with her dark hair up in tight double bantu knots that made her head have an uncanny similarity to a Micky Mouse hat. As she gave me a smile & bouncing wave. Over Otis Redding...I started to sing...

"Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me? M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.

Hey there, Hi there, Ho there. You're as welcome as can be! M-I-C-K-E-y M-O-US-E".

Yeah....the copilot gave me that exact same look....

At Couch yet another sighting of spinner WSW "Angel". Was brunette this evening in jeans & same white top highlighting those pillowy howitzers.

One Flavel fuglie at Flavel convenience store.

Some PPD SUV out on all ends of the avenue.

Brought her to work at 9:30 with plans made for after my fishing Saturday.

Recon Soundtrack: Otis Redding "The Complete Live at The Whisky A Go Go Recordings". Disc 3. Still working through box set.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpNtiWCLCek[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhcAcho3ans[/URL]

Safe recons & life.

[QUOTE=ZaviJava;5928768]Got a "hey Zavi" text from Dania late Thursday. Texted her back with my usual "hey back gorgeous" (yes I suck @ texting). Her quick reply "I'm craving a fire & your clawfoot". Replied back "any other cravings". Another quick reply back "tub & fireplace first"...LOL along with minor ego bruise. Plans were made to pick her up after work at 8:00.

Snuck in a JCB>82nd>Sandy Upper>JCB look between 7:15>8:15.

Empty until Sunny threw out the meh fake redhead mixed or BSW. So yeah...consider it still empty...

Baggers had a few out...

One pudgy WSW unnatural shaded redhead in jean shorts. Meh...

One very attractive long haired trim BSW in black pants & gold sparkly 6" heels awakened some of those jungle drums I sometimes hear in my head.

Bagger herself was just North of her usual spot.

Sandy Upper just continued that downward trend of dystopian despair. Especially as the only sightings were not one but two criddlers taking leaks without even the pretense of hiding. Find a tree or wall you fucktards.

Arts wall had an almost sturdy younger BSW in brown with her dark hair up in tight double bantu knots that made her head have an uncanny similarity to a Micky Mouse hat. As she gave me a smile & bouncing wave. Over Otis Redding...I started to sing...

"Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me? M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.

Hey there, Hi there, Ho there. You're as welcome as can be! M-I-C-K-E-y M-O-US-E".

Yeah....the copilot gave me that exact same look....

At Couch yet another sighting of spinner WSW "Angel". Was brunette this evening in jeans & same white top highlighting those pillowy howitzers.

One Flavel fuglie at Flavel convenience store.

Some PPD SUV out on all ends of the avenue.

Brought her to work at 9:30 with plans made for after my fishing Saturday.

Recon Soundtrack: Otis Redding "The Complete Live at The Whisky A Go Go Recordings". Disc 3. Still working through box set.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpNtiWCLCek[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhcAcho3ans[/URL]

Safe recons & life.[/QUOTE]I use to enjoy your reviews, looking for clues and living vicariously. But as of late I Only scan to look for a coherent sentence. I definitely am liking looking at the posted pictures. But Am I the only one not understanding what is actually going on in each new post?

Better understanding of geography, nicknames and $10 words would help.

[QUOTE=RammerRammer;5929856]Better understanding of geography, nicknames and $10 words would help.[/QUOTE]Sorry for any offense. I figured the vernacular may have been the case. In any case, keep on posting those reviews and envious pictures.

On the way to the Country Club the last few days I've noticed WSW Skye and she is the Cleopatra makeup Walker. Alexander the Desperate Man with that one.

Yesterday saw an 82nd pickup and immediate retreat. Today I saw a pickup right in front of the storage unit, just North of Hawthorne. Dudes aren't even trying to be discreet. Chuckled and got to the first tee.

[QUOTE=Pdx503;5929266]I use to enjoy your reviews, looking for clues and living vicariously. But as of late I Only scan to look for a coherent sentence. I definitely am liking looking at the posted pictures. But Am I the only one not understanding what is actually going on in each new post?[/QUOTE]I consider more stream of consciousness social economic critiques on the state of flux on the avenue...

No offense taken...

Friday Afternoon:

Out getting my 2022 garden & some last minute fishing supplies for Saturday. With traffic being somewhat fucked, one loop JCB>82nd>Grotto>JCB was all I could stand between 4:15>5:15+-.

One long in the tooth WSW blonde in jeans near Quasimodo's favorite curb. Her skin looked as weathered & trashed as my work boots...

Baggers was totally deserted of any, minus its namesake. Snapped a quick shitty photo of her headpiece or whatever currently nesting on her head.

The Madison had one portly redhead haired BSW out in snug grey tights. That's some pussy print you don't ever want to witness...

LSW "Lowwider" was near the Walgreens hedges...

Slightly surprised that was all I observed this nice warm afternoon.

Recon Soundtrack: Otis Redding "The Complete Live at The Whisky A Go Go Recordings". Disc 4. These abbreviated recons are slowing down getting through all this.

Saturday Night:

With my Saturday night plans "too tired" & begging off until Sunday had time to venture out on the avenue 10:15>11:15 JCB>82nd>Sandy tonight. It was one of those evenings I should have just stayed in, yet the call of the strange won...

Nothing seen until Walgreen hedges where I thought I saw LSW "Lowwider" in a rare nighttime appearance in tan shorts & shades. The dark shades made me laugh yet some bonus points for good taste in Wayfarers...

To no one's surprise Sunny had the meh fake redhead mixed or BSW had the corner to herself. She got picked up so many times she had handles. Yawns...along with a "really"....

Bagger's was on the enervated side. A few circling McFlurrie zealots circling aimlessly hoping for salaciousness offerings tonight.

WSW in fringed tan knee length dress with matching purse. Looked acceptable until you got close up then something just seemed off. Passed...

At 11:15 when bailing for home saw a circling Zizix working the avenue & we stopped South of Bagger's to shoot the shit for a few. He'd already engaged the fringed dress one only to find out the wrong chromosomes were readily admitted...

A skinny BSW bun wearing blonde in shorts at La Parrilla side of street. Meh...

One lofty pale plain dark haired brunette WSW in 6" heels & dark jeans sporting some raggedy pixie cut hair. More meh...

The tall & attractive thin BSW with long wavy dark hair was again out in heels & short tight dress. She hopped in some car right at 82nd. For reasons unknown my jungle drums soundtrack was mostly muted seeing her in a dress. Never to be seen the rest of the night...

WSW "Horseface" & one other WSW that weren't all that enticing whatsoever...

Madison threw up a couple BSW. "Purple Eggplant" & the other antibiotic resistant looking redhead five o'clock shadowed one...

With no fortitude in reserve for Sandy Upper tonight, turned around at Grotto+-.

Waiting to turn left at 82nd an older wrestler body & pugilist faced WSW blonde in ass cheek revealing blue demin onesie & black boots gave me a crooked creepy smile & wave. Arrrggh...another ratchet who's onesie wearing days are far behind in that rearview mirror of life...

Only one I looped on the entire fucking night for was trim WSW real redhead at Beech in multi colored skirt possibly drinking a McFlurrie. She was too occupied with her drink & missed me the first time I went by. Second time she'd been discovered by others & got in some truck right on 82nd. According to Zizix another who refused to leave the immediate vicinity. So my real redhead search continues but took some comfort that I kept my exposure on the low side tonight & didn't have to deal with another taxing silly hooker. Afterall...It'd been a long damn day...

Oh yeah...If anyone cares...Bagger herself was in perpetual motion between Utopia States all the time I was out.

Contemplating yet one more hour+ of my life I'll never get back headed for the barn on an empty avenue then slept ten hours. My recons just get shorter & actual fishing times get longer. I have to remember it's all fishing.

To end this dismal drive of the damned & on the side of weird scenes seen on the avenue tonight. As I passed Cartlandia a porcine ugly mixed woman was jogging (??) in poor fitting thong & bikini top above sneakers. Minus a bakery haven't seen that many rolls @ once & never in such kinetic sloppy motion. Not the a sight that promotes a good nights sleep...

Saw exactly one PPD SUV out. No Clackamas.

Today produced full limits for us both today though mine was just barely with a sealion kamikaze move left mine looking a bit ragged. Would have returned that jack & tried for something larger. Unfortunately it inhaled the spinner I was trying out so it had to die...

Recon Soundtrack: Otis Redding "The Complete Live at The Whisky A Go Go Recordings" was on the playlist fishing so except for some of disc 6 finished early on in recon can put it away for a bit. Pivoted to another listen of John Doe "Fables in a Foreign Land".

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgLdJtFhsno[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3G7LB-vz6w[/URL]

Sunday Afternoon:

With margaritas chilling & barbecue prep completed had some time before getting Dania at work. One JCB>82nd>Grotto>Clackamas look this nice afternoon 5:00>5:45.

A forlorn looking Quasimodo was in winter coat at her usual place.

Rammer nailed the "that didn't take long" category as I spotted Sarah #5.0 just past Yamhill in jeans & light top above some faint purple tinged hair. At least it wasn't that bright magenta hue she had going at one point. That was shade was truly awful...

Lowwider at Walgreen hedges in tan shorts again...

Baggers had her herself had some sort of like beanbag chair based giant pincushion on her head.. LOL...

One trim younger BSW in light colored onesie. Fucking finally a onesie wearing age appropriate SW that didn't make me or king hell gak...

No PPD SUV or others seen until Foster where a couple were about.

Brought Dan to work this morning around 9:45 after making us both some breakfast.

Recon Soundtrack: Thelonious Monk Quartet "with John Coltrane at Carnegie Hall".

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGVZTxuwQOs[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0FKn9UPry8[/URL]

Safe recons & life.

[QUOTE=ZaviJava;5932869]I consider more stream of consciousness social economic critiques on the state of flux on the avenue...

No offense taken...[/QUOTE]You the man! Keep the posts coming. Stay safe.

I also am amused by your post ZaviJ but how about some photos of Bagger and her bench, items on Quasimodo that one might find. What do the visions look like at the walgreen hedges and the closed 711. What does dent head look like? Inquiring minds would like to know without driving the 2000 miles to find out for myself. Keep up the good writing and stay safe.

[QUOTE=Tonk49;5934406]I also am amused by your post ZaviJ but how about some photos of Bagger and her bench, items on Quasimodo that one might find. What do the visions look like at the walgreen hedges and the closed 711. What does dent head look like? Inquiring minds would like to know without driving the 2000 miles to find out for myself. Keep up the good writing and stay safe.[/QUOTE]Whilst the copilot seems amenable I think the lack of thumbs is a distinct hindrance in the acquisition of said photos.