Irene's, the school, and Lisunia's
Nothing groundbreaking here, but figured might as well report about my two recent visits to Chicago. Someone might benefit.
Had two visits to Irene's. I went expecting legit massages and that's what I got. Two therapists were Olga and Donna. Donna was good, but Olga was very good and also added nice touches like using a wet towel to wipe the excess oil off of me at the end. A shower would have been better, but still appreciate the thought. 65/hr. If you are looking for a legit massage, I would recommend this place.
My first visit to the school. Saw oriental Olga. Asked for 80, talked her down to 50. I probably could have gotten her lower, but she had such a glum expression on her face that I felt really bad. Massage was nothing special. Finish was okay. Lots of nice teasing to start, then went straight to the most sensitive part. Finished me in record time. I probably wouldn't repeat with Olga, but I wonder if anyone has any recommendations regarding European girls at the school? I know they have some, because the Mamasan told me they did--just not while I was there.
Saw Ivanna during one visit at Lisunia's. I have seen her many times before, but was disappointed with this visit. Rushed me through and did not (un)dress appropriately for the amount of tip I left her. At my next visit, I specifically went on a day when she wasn't working. Saw Maggie. Cute spinner with long blonde hair. Massage was worthless, but she can give Ivanna a run for the money with that body. Imagine a short, petite, pale version of Ivanna's body and you've got Maggie. Finish was good. Standard (large) tip for this place.
Katey's back! Still , I don't think I'm going anymore.
Went to that place that's rhymes with vagina. They have two new girls. I chose Belinda. She's 5'4", short, boyish haircut, decent face, c cup chest, okay bottom. The other girl looks similar, but Belinda looks a little better.
Terrible massage, only knew "yes and no" in 'Engrish.' Try doing the standard ending, but wouldn't/couldn't (language barrier, and apparently, no common sense) negotiate. She actually stop the massage, and started to teach me some Chinese! I know, you're thinking, "that's so nice of her." I wasn't. I was pissed! I feel, she was wasting precious massage time, and I think she should be trying to learn English. Hmmm. Now thinking back to the free chinese lesson, she could have taught me how to say, " Hi, don't talk to me. Just do massage, and hand release for .4, thank you."
I played along with her 'lesson', out of courtesy, but after awhile I just started nodding my head, like " i don't know what you are saying." When it came to negotiate, she had to go get somebody else, but the person she wanted to get, wasn't around. So she comes back in, tries speaking Chinese, and then goes out again. Then, do you know who she gets?? She goes and gets papasan! All the while, she's opening and closing the door, and my junk is out for every monger to see. I grab a towel from the clock stand, and cover up, then just start putting my clothes on, figuring I just TOFTT. Papasan comes in, and I'm like " this is kinda weird, just forget about it." He's like," no, I'll get another girl, you just pay her the tip." He gets Lisa, who is notoriously expensive, and not anything to look at. I've had her before, and hoped never again. When I saw her, I was like, " oh boy," sarcastically, or as from what Belinda taught me, "天啊!"
I'm tired of writing, and still really mad over the whole experience. Long story short, I'm out .6, if you know Lisa, you know how it was. I don't think I'm going there anymore.
P.S. Papasan said next massage is on him, but when I came down to get a card or something that guarantees me the free massage. Papasan is nowhere to be found, his assistant is there. Belinda and him, must be English study partners, because both of them only know the same two words.
P.S.S. Katey is back! Aw, she was my first. I don't think she could stop that ship from sinking, though.
Xindy's Trip Report August 2009
Decided to try Xindy on Archer near the end of August. Buzzed in and was greeted by a 30-something Chinese woman, decent body and average face. There were some other women in there that seemed really melancholy and not that attractive. Smelled a little like dogs in there but otherwise seemed pretty clean. I was the only person in the place, it was a Monday afternoon, bright sunny day just like it has been the past two weeks. Is this Chicago or Phoenix? Anyways.
First question she asked was this my first time: yes. I was asked to pay up front and since this was my first time in massage parlor period, I took only a half hour for $35. We proceeded to the massage room.
Once again it seemed to be very clean, smelled nice and was dimly lit but not dark. She cued the music and asked me to disrobe. Very fair with the time and used an egg timer to start the 30 minutes.
The massage was wonderful, very skilled hands and was totally worth it. Hands only slightly skimmed the inner thigh area but I got a good vibe and was fully aroused by the time the turn came, almost 20 minutes in.
It was a funny turn because I was completely ready to go and she did laugh. The whispered response was 'what you want'. I pointed to my mouth and made a head bobbing motion with my hand to communicate BJ. Interestingly I was told 'not yet' referring to first time customer. So I made the universal HJ symbol and was told .6. Didn't barter just said yes and she oiled up. Little bit of boob grabbing was allowed but she wouldn't move closer, said it wasn't allowed. Very, very skilled hands, didn't forget the boys and i was done in 5 or 6 minutes. Left a $20 tip to try and make a good impression.
We'll see what happens next time.
Massage rating 9/10
HJ 9/10
Attractiveness 6/10
Round ass, decent tits and a little around the waist