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The Luscious Lacy Licks'them Low
I am always busy, but hey, as my duty in becoming a "Master Monger" I must go out into the field of.
Finding Strumpets and bring back valuable information. You would be surprised that I actually go to school and I work 6 days a week, and I can honestly say, I see at least 2 Harlots a day. My profession allows me all kinds of lee way. There is this one Harlot, that I just enjoy F%!king. She's incredible, easy to direct, easy to get along with, and down to do any and everything, she is just a overall winner. I love this red head Snake Hunter, she is like non other in the Tampa Bay Area, she really goes out of her way to please the customer. Role Play, dirty talking, Tossing Salads, K-9, DT, CIM, FIV, Mish, and she doesn't complain, she is a streetwalking Star, and I absolutely love her for that, if you have not had the pleasure of meeting with the one and only Lacy, you must put it on your bucket list, She is a real Keeper..
Happy Mongering My Friends and Please Be Safe, a lot of these girls are paranoid now more than ever. So if you are using me for a reference, they will ask you a nursery rhyme that I will be happy to provide you in your PM, Stay Safe, Be Alert, and continue to be the great Mongers that you are...
From Your Colleague, the Horny Nurse.
PM for Numbers.
Pics of Lacy are Below.
The number one goal of the Monger is to score and remain free of problems
The number one goal of the Monger is to score and remain free of problems.
I actually meant to put this post up a while back, I have been so busy with work and other things but here goes. Every Senior member is a senior member for a reason, they are sharp, they have paid their dues and they know their hobby. The gift of being a good Monger is to see and not be seen. What do I mean by this? Do not draw any unusual attention to yourself. You wouldn't want to be in a bad neighborhood driving a 70 thousand dollar car at 2 am, it just doesn't fit. I can honestly tell your that I have lived amongst the Streetwalkers and the dopeboiz all of my life, and I mean all of my life, so I know the do's and the don'ts. I have actually been detained in front of my home and I live very close to Nebraska and Columbus Dr Area. My Grandma and Aunt came out and ask the Cops what in the hell were they doing. I honestly do not look the part of living in this area, so I actually dress the part and move the way that everyone else moves when I'm in this area, otherwise you are subject to be stopped and searched. Do not allow these girls to get you to do anything other than screw their brains and throats, and greek holes out, if you take any risk of picking up, going over, or taking a different route of plan than what you had in mind, you have no one but yourself to blame. Get out and do some Recon, don't always come out just to pick up girls, sometimes get out and do some surveillance, buy the bum a beer, ask questions, and people with become familiar with you, otherwise, they will see a new face and assume that you are the police or a easy target to be taken advantage of... The number one goal of the Monger is to score and remain free of problems... If you forget this rule, then read this passage again.
Be Safe, Happy Mongering, and Enjoy, just a PSA from the HornyNurse.
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HornyNure Pulls a BarryBonds and MarkMcguire pt 4
HornyNure Pulls a BarryBonds and MarkMcguire Part 4.
I actually went out on a hunt today, to Screw as many SWs as I could before noon today. And I came up with a total of 6. I was not goofing off today, as a matter of fact, I actually screwed 7 chicks before 12 noon, Now that's something I haven't done since I was a teenager. The Horny Nurse was in rare form today. My Lifestyle doesn't allow me to get out when I want, so when I am allowed to get out, I go all out.... First I started with Cupcake, Maddie, and their Friend. At 8 am.I was not fucking off, today, I was all business about training these python slayers.. Then after I left Pinellas County, I was off to Hillsborough to put in some home run work on this side of the bridge, in a matter of minutes "Dawn and Little M" called and told me that they needed some nursing care and was down for a 3 sum, so I stopped by my Granny's house, drank a little OJ and headed to the Hideout where Dawn and little M was, I F%$ked their brains out, that Damn Dawn is so Damn Cute, Lord Have Mercy on a Blind Man, just the cutiest set of boobs a man could wish for and the nicest round ass. I also have a thing for Handsome women, so her girlfriend Little M is just a little icing on the cake, and I still have more to add to this story, so hold fast, Mongers Up, Strumpets Down. The Horny Nurse Strikes Again.
Be Safe, Happy Mongering, and Enjoy, just a PSA from the HornyNurse.
Here are a few pics of the Dawn and Little M Below.
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HornyNure Pulls a BarryBonds and MarkMcguire pt 5
HornyNure Pulls a BarryBonds and MarkMcguire Part 5.
I actually went out on a hunt today, to Screw as many SWs as I could before noon today. And I came up with a total of 6. I was not goofing off today, as a matter of fact, I actually screwed 7 chicks before 12 noon, Now that's something I haven't done since I was a teenager. The Horny Nurse was in rare form today. My Lifestyle doesn't allow me to get out when I want, so when I am allowed to get out, I go all out.... First I started with Cupcake, Maddie, and their Friend. At 8 am.I was not fucking off, today, I was all business about training these python slayers.. Then after I left Pinellas County, I was off to Hillsborough to put in some home run work on this side of the bridge, in a matter of minutes "Dawn and Little M" called and told me that they needed some nursing care and was down for a 3 sum, so I stopped by my Granny's house, drank a little OJ and headed to the Hideout where Dawn and little M was, I F%$ked their brains out, Soon as I walked out of Dawn and Little M's location, I ran into a nice Puertorican MILF, told me her name was "Dolly" Slid her ass into my Grandmother's house since my Aunt is out of town, I took her into the back of our house where we have an apartment that was converted from a 3 car garage, and I F%$ked her brains out as well, this has been an awesome day, and its not even 12 pm yet Mongers Up, Strumpets Down. The Horny Nurse Strikes Again.
Be Safe, Happy Mongering, and Enjoy, just a PSA from the HornyNurse.
Here are a few pics of Dolly Below.
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HornyNure Pulls a BarryBonds and MarkMcguire Pt 6
HornyNure Pulls a BarryBonds and MarkMcguire Part 6.
I actually went out on a hunt today, to Screw as many SWs as I could before noon today. And I came up with a total of 6. I was not goofing off today, as a matter of fact, I actually screwed 7 chicks before 12 noon, Now that's something I haven't done since I was a teenager. The Horny Nurse was in rare form today. My Lifestyle doesn't allow me to get out when I want, so when I am allowed to get out, I go all out.... First I started with Cupcake, Maddie, and their Friend. At 8 am.I was not fucking off, today, I was all business about training these python slayers.. Then after I left Pinellas County, I was off to Hillsborough to put in some home run work on this side of the bridge, in a matter of minutes "Dawn and Little M" called and told me that they needed some nursing care and was down for a 3 sum, so I stopped by my Granny's house, drank a little OJ and headed to the Hideout where Dawn and little M was, I F%$ked their brains out, Soon as I walked out of Dawn and Little M's location, I ran into a nice Puertorican MILF, told me her name was "Dolly" Slid her ass into my Grandmother's house since my Aunt is out of town, I took her into the back of our house where we have an apartment that was converted from a 3 car garage, and I F%$ked her brains out as well, this has been an awesome day, and its not even 12 pm yet. After I left Dolly, I figured what the hell, I have never Screwed this young 19 yr Bella, I have seen her a few times, but she was never come close enough for me to make contact with her to give her a sign that I wanted to F%$k her brains out as well, BTW: No one told me that she wore braces and was cute as a button, I politely pulled up near Sligh and Boom, there she was sitting under the tree. I gave her eye contact and she just got into my care, I told her I thought that she was cute and did not know who she was? "laughing inside, she said, she was tired and wanted a room and if I gave her $0. 40 cents, she would allow me to have my way with her, just my luck, I had an excess supply of cash to fuck off with. LOL, I got her a Notel, at the Bananna, pear, something with a fruity name, and then she showered and was naked faster than a humming bird, she DT, FIV, FIA, she allowed me to do any and everything you could imagine, I also told her that as a potential "Master Monger" on the rise, I had to have detail proof that I had seen the one and only "Bella" She allowed me to take as many Pics as I wanted, so that's what I did, and it wasn't even 12 noon yet....
Cupcake, Maddie, BlondeBomber, Dawn, Little M, Dolly, and Bella.. Wheeeeew. Mongers Up, Strumpets Down. The Horny Nurse Strikes Again.
Be Safe, Happy Mongering, and Enjoy, just a PSA from the HornyNurse.
Here are a few pics of Bella are Below.
How can we make the Nurse a senior member?
How can we make the Nurse a senior member?
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Triage Nursing Assessment by The HornyNurse Pt 1
Than the HornyNurse.
Pics of "Angelina The Angel are Below" this is just part.
One. Maddy, LIttle M, Dawn, Cupcake, and Trinity, who.
Do I care for next with all of their needs? And I still have more to add to this story, so hold fast, Mongers Up, Strumpets Down. The Horny Nurse Strikes Again.
Be Safe, Happy Mongering, and Enjoy, just a PSA from the HornyNurse.
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Here are a few pics of the "Angelina" Below.
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Triage Nursing Assessment by The HornyNurse Pt 2
No One will ever Believe the wild Stories I tell, Even Now while I'm at Work in the Bay Area in the Emergency Department tonight, it would be unthinkable to imagine that a Horny Nurse could possibly get all of this action Done and maintain a 6 day a week job? But the work of a "Master Monger in the Making is Never Done". Thank The Big Guy for technology and Smart phones with Video.
In my Sinister Laugh, as a Super Hero Would I am always busy, but hey, as my duty in becoming a "Master Monger" I must go out into the field of Finding Strumpets and bring back valuable information.
Today I was called to duty in the great city of Tampa, on some Triage Nursing. Never knew there were so many Needy harlot's in Tampa, but I really appreciate Carlanga's Help in finding this Gem, but if a Need harlot is in distress and needs comprehensive Nursing care, then I must go and render the best care that a Horny Nurse can.
I ran over to Tampa to meet a " The Angel known As Angelina" Low and behold, "Angelina" was an olive skin curly head, sexy, full blown freak, who am I to judge, if she needed nursing care, I was just glad that I could be around to deliver some of my nursing skills to this lovely "Angel" LIke a Super Hero Looking for girls in Danger,
The Horny Nurse Strikes Again.
Be Safe, Happy Mongering, and Enjoy, just a PSA from the HornyNurse.
Here are a few Videos of "Angelina" Below.
#Angelina1.
[URL]https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BxluZSDZlv-bcGtxa3FDVjdPMVE/view?usp=drivesdk[/URL]
#Angelina2.
[URL]https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BxluZSDZlv-bbVlxWVl3YmMtYXM/view?usp=drivesdk[/URL]
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Triage Nursing Assessment by The HornyNurse Pt 3
Triage Nursing For Little M and Dawn, Effective treatment by the HornyNurse.
No one will ever believe the kind of Week I'm having, if it wasnt for.
Modern technology, most people would say that the HornyNurse was just.
A tall tale, But 95% of this story is all fact, no fiction, it really.
Occurred just as you are reading it for yourself, and this is just the.
First part of the story, this story really does contain, 2 different.
Parts, but here goes.
After I left Pinellas County, I was off to Hillsborough to put in some.
Triage Nursing, and just like Dejavu, I was in Tampa, on this side of.
The bridge, I stopped by to see "The Angel Angelina" I went in.
Assessed her and gave her some Quality Comprehesive nursing and I was.
On my way, did I mention how great a guy that damn "Carlanga" is, soon.
As I was in my Horny-mobile, it all occurred in a matter of minutes.
"Dawn and Little M" called and told me that they needed some triage.
Nursing care and was down for a 3 sum, so I stopped by my Granny's.
House, checked on her, got some Belvedere Vodka with O H and headed to.
The Hideout where Dawn and little M was, I F%$ked their brains out.
That Damn Dawn is so Damn Cute, You have got to see these tatas on.
Dawn, just the cutiest set of boobs a man could wish for and the.
Nicest round ass. I also have a thing for Handsome women, so her.
Girlfriend Little M is just a little icing on the cake, and I still.
Have more to add to this story, so hold fast, Mongers Up, Strumpets.
Down. The Horny Nurse Strikes Again.
Be Safe, Happy Mongering, and Enjoy, just a PSA from the HornyNurse.
Here are a few pics of the Dawn and Little M Below.
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You'd be surprised. Then again we're here for (G) IRLS
[QUOTE=JustAJon;2995496]After reading Horneynurse's report and see all his work I'm impressed but wondering what those days set him back monetarily speaking? As impressive as it reads just seems over the top to me. But impressive none the less. Well done sir.[/QUOTE]Maybe I have a trade off, it's not always about how much you spend, if you are seeing them frequently? Plus, I might just be a wealthy Monger with a big appetite for freaky Streetwalkers.
Honestly, I haven't spent as much as you'd think!
We're Mongers Not Millionaires!
Thanks for the compliment and be on the lookout for my next adventure!