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This one I saw last week and totally forgot to review.

This is a obese black girl with a 70 IQ. She is in the classic mode of the 6444377 people. She has body odor and is as friendly as the laker scout that had to give up a real draft pick for bronny. You get in and she is barely sentient. I thought she might be asleep. I opted for the more basic 200 dollar body rub. I proceeded to get nude and there was no comment on my hot body at all. I got on the massage table and the pillows smelled like homeless body odor. I quickly realized this was her eau de axillary odorant in volatile organic compounds based on excess acetic acid.

She does a horrible massage on my back and my legs. She did not take off her clothes and after 15 minutes of really horrible interaction, she had me turn over. Out came the cheap baby oil and she did something I have never seen before, she jerked me off while watching the non-tv television in the room. It is a tv that just has a picture of the "artist" singing those lovely urban love ballads. You know - "I love you baby so I had to kill your brother, because I don't want to share your EBT card with another".

I just about quit mid stroke, but I figured I would make my money worth it and I blew the worst load since I don't know when.

This place on Westwood and Rochester is just awful.

[QUOTE=Iislali938;7097535]Jesus fucking Christ nice one. Gloved up?[/QUOTE]Thanks.

Yea, safe services if that's what you mean, helmet on the little head.

[QUOTE=EncinoChad;7097393]For the true big booty lovers.

[URL] https://privatedelights.ch/profile/Ashleymoss [/URL]

[URL] https://tryst.link/escort/ashley-moss [/URL]

I visited a PAWG goddess the other day called Ashley Moss.

Really cool girl, incall was at a nice hotel.
[/QUOTE]She lists Chicago in the New Year but the ad says no GFE. That means different things for different providers. Does she DFK, does she allow DATY, and does she allow DATO?

[QUOTE=DWaits;7097695]She lists Chicago in the New Year but the ad says no GFE. That means different things for different providers. Does she DFK, does she allow DATY, and does she allow DATO?[/QUOTE]Good question bossman.

I never asked for those things during the session, I was there mainly for her big booty 🍑.

Safe to assume no though, but I'm no brad pitt or drizzy drake.

But as a big booty lover, I was more than satisfied.

In town for a couple days. Can you point me in the right direction for a cheap bng.

Thanks, UBF.

[QUOTE=DWaits;7097695]She lists Chicago in the New Year but the ad says no GFE. That means different things for different providers. Does she DFK, does she allow DATY, and does she allow DATO?[/QUOTE]No DFK at least. DATY was okay but I didn't attempt to DATO after DATY. There was a funky smell that I couldn't shake. I think it was the copious amounts of of lube still stuffed in her cooter from the last guy. She was CFS but I guess that means she may not be washing all the way out because of it. I went and got tested and nothing came back so I'm hoping it was her PH levels were off or something.

Hey everyone. Texted some girls I saw on LC. Got some responses with info but nothing that interested me. A few days later I get a text from a guy claiming he runs an agency and that I'm wasting his and his girls' time. He threatens me that if I don't send him $ then he's going to send his goons to take care of me. Any thoughts or similar experiences? TIA.

Yes, this continues to happen regularly.

It's the handler doing the texting.

I made the mistake of using my real number.

Which I simply changed and issue resolved.

I guess a provider assumes that you are booking by sending a text.

[QUOTE=Datylike;7104088]Hey everyone. Texted some girls I saw on LC. Got some responses with info but nothing that interested me. A few days later I get a text from a guy claiming he runs an agency and that I'm wasting his and his girls' time. He threatens me that if I don't send him $ then he's going to send his goons to take care of me. Any thoughts or similar experiences? TIA.[/QUOTE]Do not respond. Block the number and ignore. Don't text the number again. It's happened to me a few times.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;7097597][URL]https://losangeles.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/westwood/23303290.html[/URL]

This one I saw last week and totally forgot to review.

This is a obese black girl with a 70 IQ. She is in the classic mode of the 6444377 people. She has body odor and is as friendly as the laker scout that had to give up a real draft pick for bronny. You get in and she is barely sentient. I thought she might be asleep. I opted for the more basic 200 dollar body rub. I proceeded to get nude and there was no comment on my hot body at all. I got on the massage table and the pillows smelled like homeless body odor. I quickly realized this was her eau de axillary odorant in volatile organic compounds based on excess acetic acid.

She does a horrible massage on my back and my legs. She did not take off her clothes and after 15 minutes of really horrible interaction, she had me turn over. Out came the cheap baby oil and she did something I have never seen before, she jerked me off while watching the non-tv television in the room. It is a tv that just has a picture of the "artist" singing those lovely urban love ballads. You know - "I love you baby so I had to kill your brother, because I don't want to share your EBT card with another".

I just about quit mid stroke, but I figured I would make my money worth it and I blew the worst load since I don't know when.

This place on Westwood and Rochester is just awful.[/QUOTE]This is so god damn funny that I sincerely had a whole motion picture running in my head of what this South Park scenario must've looked like. Good god man.

[QUOTE=Datylike;7104088]Hey everyone. Texted some girls I saw on LC. Got some responses with info but nothing that interested me. A few days later I get a text from a guy claiming he runs an agency and that I'm wasting his and his girls' time. He threatens me that if I don't send him $ then he's going to send his goons to take care of me. Any thoughts or similar experiences? TIA.[/QUOTE]It's a common scam and no one is coming for you. Hope you used a burner to be extra sure but it's just some low life in a dark room trying to scam dudes. Block the number and stick your dick in a verified provider next go around.

Don't do deposits as well as some will ask for deposits.

This is another common scam.

[QUOTE=Datylike;7104088]Hey everyone. Texted some girls I saw on LC. Got some responses with info but nothing that interested me. A few days later I get a text from a guy claiming he runs an agency and that I'm wasting his and his girls' time. He threatens me that if I don't send him $ then he's going to send his goons to take care of me. Any thoughts or similar experiences? TIA.[/QUOTE]Did you get the beheading pics, or where they peel off the guy's face and wear it? Those are always my favorites.

[QUOTE=Chupacabra;7105362]Did you get the beheading pics, or where they peel off the guy's face and wear it? Those are always my favorites.[/QUOTE]Also the "we're outside your house & about to break in and kill your family" text. A classic.

[QUOTE=Datylike;7104088]Hey everyone. Texted some girls I saw on LC. Got some responses with info but nothing that interested me. A few days later I get a text from a guy claiming he runs an agency and that I'm wasting his and his girls' time. He threatens me that if I don't send him $ then he's going to send his goons to take care of me. Any thoughts or similar experiences? TIA.[/QUOTE]Iv gotten them a few times threw out the years there just trying to get money from you. Ignore it and Block the number.

Stay safe my dude.