Streetwalker Reports

Sunday Afternoon:

Before picking up regular at work had a quick errand on 82nd & fit in a quick JCB>82nd>Sandy>JCB recon between 5:15>6:00.

Across from Stark tobacco store a sturdy plain brunette WSW in jeans shorts & heels was window talking at Oak before hopping in some silver sedan. Not that I cared...yet new to me...

Likely not a SW but worthy of reporting just for the laugh she got out of me. Just North of high school park was a spinner type in Indian type fringed (feather not dot) pink pants & a furry full head covering black animal mask. Nothing to see here folks, just another fucking routine day on 82nd...

Baggers had the skinny older blonde bun & glasses wearing WSW schoolmarm spinster seen Saturday night again in jeans & ankle boots.

Young WSW spinner "Angel" was near the Walgreen hedges in black pants & grey sweater. Those young sweater puppets firmly supported & seemingly up so high that they were kissing the clouds...

Sunny area had one meh BSW shoehorned into multicolored tights above sneakers. There was more cheese than Wisconsin...

At Division Sara #1.5 unfortunately had followed that nauseating trend of age inappropriate onesie wear. Yeech...

Wasn't paying much attention to law enforcement.

Nothing else seen to Clackamas where picked up Dania for our delayed weekend overnight engagement.

Recon Soundtrack: Wayne Shorter "Night Dreamer".

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOdyEWvXpIg[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGU_ty68prk[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lym1cZhpchg[/URL]

Monday Commute:

After bringing my overnight to work early the copilot & I headed for the same. At days end around 6:30 fit in another Sandy>82nd>JCB run to end our day.

At the closed Honeysuckles spotted a taller red lip stick wearing WSW long wavy haired brunette in black mini & heels. Pretty sure she is one I've reported on earlier & still looks brick shithouse fuckable.

Baggers had two...

A thicker BSW in rust colored low cut dress. Not a lot of curd in plain view yet those eyelashes & the massive mammaries were prominently overpowering...

The glasses wearing skinny spinster schoolmarm blonde WSW again in jeans & ankle boots. Today her hair was down & tinged with pink. Or maybe always been that hue & I missed it when she had in earlier bun. Never thought I'd say this but she's one who could stand to NOT step away from the buffet table once in a full moon...

Sunny had the meh fake redhead mixed or BSW with the large ass. Hrmph...

The arts wall had a thick bleached blonde short haired WSW in loud black & white patterned pants & heavy jacket. When she looked at me reminded me of an ugly older Owen Wilson. Though I've witnessed her with her Lylerone + pickup of this particular fuglie, each time I spot the original chromosomes are in the suspect range. This is Portland after all...

Next seen was at Division near the closed Chinese place. A rare sighting of the young & busty WSW Penelope was in grey jeans & fur lined black jacket. Whether working or available, I don't know...

Last seen was WSW Gwen (report # 4490) going into the Eastport carts.

Another recon where PPD SUV weren't on my radar much.

Recon Soundtrack: Wayne Shorter "Schizophrenia".

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmxSSE3cEhI[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3C1sK4DKR8[/URL]

Tuesday Commute:

Trying to get ahead of latest job before the skies open again resulted in a late as fuck commute home. Sandy>82nd>JCB on the way home today around 7:45. At least the copilot had helped herself to my clients dogs food & she was not eying my arm as an appetizer tonight...

Madison had one porcine BSW in animal print shorts & top & black wedgie heels. Luckily the worst was covered by large black jacket...

Baggers was somewhat crowded...

The large ass meh fake redhead in bright red shorts. Triggered my first yawn of the day...

The skinny spinster schoolmarm older WSW blonde in black mini & jacket. Still too skinny...

One WSW sturdy heading towards chunky in ill-fitting carrot colored dress under leather jacket.

A younger BSW duo practicing their beauty queen wave to all cars. Both weren't horrible yet one was much better than the other. I heard no jungle drums in my head tonight...

The last BSW had me questioning whether I was having an acid flashback or something stroke related as it was the same one with the furry animal head mask & fringed pants from Sunday afternoon. Today mask was half on her head with green knee length dress with sky blue lips. Looped around to confirm & I swear to fucking god that was the corners namesake but didn't want to get too close to that crazy...

One portly 30's +-WSW long haired brunette near Utopia in road cone orange top & jeans watching traffic while futzing with her backpack contents. Another yawn...

One blast from the past when I saw a chesty 30's WSW brunette in white top & jeans near Oregon. Turned out to be Kara (report #2221) from back in Summer 2018. Last couple years didn't look like they have been especially kind to her face but still has good shape along with that rack. Was a good fuck & a cheap BBFSCIP & mouth skills but never called me back. I thought about looping around but some are just better as a semi fond memory...

Last seen was an OK sturdy tall long haired redhead WSW in heels below a pastel dress & matching purse across from the Walgreen hedges who made it quite clear she'd jaywalk for us. Wasn't especially feeling her & her pale spokesmodel for an embalmers convention look...

One Flavel fuglie at Harney Bridge ended the drive home....of course there was Zavi...

A few PPD SUV out. One Clackamas at the usual Luther spot.

Recon Soundtrack: Wayne Shorter "Adams Apple". Yeah...I've been on a Shorter Blue Note binge last few days.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wnu1Y7lTVc[/URL]



Safe recons & life.

Had to make a bank deposit along with putting a dent in my grocery procrastination that has been going on close to two weeks. JCB>82nd>Grotto look between 5:15>6:00 this evening.

First seen was LSW Lowwider at the Walgreen hedges all in black. Not for me yet at least her attire wasn't onesie related...

Sunny had the meh fake redhead mixed hogging (pun intended) corner to herself...

As I passed Baggers the only seen was the older skinny WSW blonde schoolmarm in short mini above bare legs & heels.

But no wait a minute...further down Klickatat at fence was that furry animal head wearing BSW seen recently. Having to satisfy my morbid curiosity to confirm this was Bagger Vance looped around with phone in hand. As I idled down street with window down, as I came even with the back hoe convenience store driveway out came two who wanted to make a deal. One thinner framed LSW in black dress with a face made for radio. One pudgy & young shorter BSW in shorts & green top. With all their aggressive chattering at me aroused the napping in extended cab copilot who hopped in the passenger seat to fuck up my photo...

Got out of there but not before confirming furry animal head was indeed Bagger. I'm not even going to even hazard a guess why the move from jacket over her head morphed into this mask.

At Siskiyou light bus stop, a mask wearing younger WSW long frizzy haired blonde in colorful painted on spandex bike shorts & ankle boots got up to rattle off her price & terms after engaging the copilot some. She wasn't all that bad & had some nice legs but the rote recitation always makes think...just another managed silly hooker...

Yet another WSW younger brunette in dress & heels at Arts wall was @ best fair. Probably avoiding meh fake redhead hogging Sunny corner...

Nothing else seen to home or many PPD SUV out.

Recon Soundtrack: Wayne Shorter "Etcetera". Still on that Blue Note record earworm...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEHAelwHYeo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqV8vUT8hPk

Safe recons & life.

Finally finishing up the last of my grocery procrastinations this afternoon. With the sun making a wanted appearance cheering my mood somewhat. Thought a recon was in order. JCB>82nd>Grotto>Clackamas around 6:15+-.

Empty all the way to Madison where one of the usual fat makes your eyes burn BSW was loitering around...

Near the Grotto, parked to answer a text from Dania saying, "work's slow & I'm bored". Texted back about "grocery shopping is the same". Mentioning she could "leave work at anytime" we made plans to pick her up as soon as I could get to the far end of the avenue...

On way back South the sun emergence had some showing themselves...

Baggers had a few.

One attractive & well made up LSW in orange dress & heels was fairly nice despite her pinched looking expression. She threw me a strained smile that reminded me of a brat who was just told that if she behaves and doesn't act bitchy, she'll get a cookie...

The short & pudgy younger BSW reported on previously. Snore...

Bagger herself still sporting that furry head gear kinda' channeling Danial Boone & Carmen Miranda simultaneously. The others on the corner seemed to be giving her a wide berth for some reason...

One of the beauty queen waving younger & thinner BSW across the street at La Parrilla in jeans & hoodie...

Sunny had one of the usual BSW curd herd category. Thankful it was only just the one in the increased visibility of daylight...

Thought I spotted Sara #30 hanging back from Oregon arts wall corner...

Young fluffy titted WSW "Angel" was talking to some guy at Couch in silver sedan. From her body language, I'm going to guess this particular one was her handler...sigh...

Nothing else spotted all the way to Clackamas until picked up Dania looking fine as fuck in knee length dress & black top. Realizing as she got in she was commando turned the drive home into a lesson in deliquescent distracted driving with her encouragement as I reached under her skirt. Picking up where we left off Sunday she left absolutely nothing on the stage before bringing her to work Friday morning.

With Columbia opening for Salmon retention there was planned outing until my fishing buddy's wife overruled his Saturday availability around 8:00 Friday night. Though Saturdays weather report looked iffy the day wouldn't have been bad. Another trip is planned before it closes again (if it isn't closed early). Anyway that's the long way of saying I stayed off the avenue Friday.

Maybe some recon tonight before picking up Merry after her shift.

Recon Soundtrack: Thelonious Monk "Genius Of Modern Music" volume 1.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M_GUL9kFuM[/URL]

Safe recons & life.

Only girl on 82 was at the boarded up old 7 11 near freemont. She was in a skin tight white head to toe stretch suit that looked like the pillsberry dough boy but skinny and tall with redish hair. Very standing out look No other fuglies around not sure of her gig. But I was running to get a special drill for a job. Interesting look I think she had a tattoo behind one ear.

Any Intel on her??

Stay safe out there.

She's a good one ZJ. That is all.

[QUOTE=********;5919633]Only girl on 82 was at the boarded up old 7 11 near freemont. She was in a skin tight white head to toe stretch suit that looked like the pillsberry dough boy but skinny and tall with redish hair. Very standing out look No other fuglies around not sure of her gig. But I was running to get a special drill for a job. Interesting look I think she had a tattoo behind one ear.

Any Intel on her??

Stay safe out there.[/QUOTE]She was still out and about a couple hours later as I passed by 630 to 7 ish, she certainly could not be missed. There was another walking her direction in cut off jean shorts from in front of the gas station also.

The girl looked younger and had super long good looking legs. Color was good nice and perfect like it would be on a healty person. She seemed tall bad was smoking cigs. God I hate the smell in the car. Nice body and a little of the ass cheeks haning out the bottom of her dukes. Might have to watch for that one.

The one in white did not have the greatest of faces. But body was banging good. The see thru white outfit she had on when I checked her out closer you could see like a bikini top and bottom barely visible thru the material. Later on she had on a black top to keep warmer as it was getting darker out.

Picked up a WSW around 7 pm off 82nd and division. She said her name was "quality". Older, ok-looking. She definitely made herself stand out with that super short dress and black small jacket, yewllow high heels. Those legs made me pull a uturn LOL.

Got closer and realized she wasnt as hot as the first pass but still above average for the fuglies out daily. She hopped in, negotiated for 40 BBBJ, she wanted more I didn't budge LOL. She has decent oral skills, her stroke technique is alright.

I would give the experience a 7 out of 10. Better than average, gets the job done, but not a keeper for return visits LOL.

She only asked once for me to hurry it up, most rushes are boner killers but once is just at that edge where its not rude and a gentle nudge to finish LOL.

I slapped her ass hard for that rushing and she yelped and I think she got the idea. Surprised that she had no thong on.

That slap sound was music to my ears tho.

At the end of the day, I would repeat with quality. Nice, presentable, gets it done, not the best BBBJ but definitely passes, no smoking or drama that she brings into the car.

[QUOTE=Blee2433;5919922]Picked up a WSW around 7 pm off 82nd and division. She said her name was "quality"[/QUOTE]Alicia. She's been referenced here before. Posts ads as "Quailty" but we know what she meant to spell. LOL.

Navigate to Listcrawler and in the Search type in Quality. Is this who you speak of?

Long history on the Blade. Won't Razz you too much, but you must've needed a nut. She's been sign of a desperate man for years now. Fractured Hooker that one.

[QUOTE=RammerRammer;5920672] Fractured Hooker that one.[/QUOTE]She's been posting for about a month now the opportunity to take her to Greece for the first time. Ya. Sure.

[QUOTE=Lshulkcb;5921211]She's been posting for about a month now the opportunity to take her to Greece for the first time. Ya. Sure.[/QUOTE]And I see while learning greek she also learned how to spell her name. Good on her!

Picked her up for the 1st time several years ago and had a pleasant enough time. And have seen her a few times over the years. I've only ever partaken in her BBBJ offerings as I hate rubbers, but I wouldn't do BBFS her with a rented dick even if she offered (which she didn't.)

Definitely has had her ups and downs, but with a pretty clear trajectory. I will say she's always had a strong "work ethic. " Got the job done on the cheap.

"What's a Lady of the Night?

"It's one of the more honest ways of makin' a livin'."

- St Vincent.

I thought she was referring to her pronounced gaminess...

These Alicia reports are making me laugh almost as hard as when first ads started to offer trips to "greace".

[QUOTE=Yessirie;5921943]And I see while learning greek she also learned how to spell her name. Good on her!

[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Yessirie;5920644]Alicia. She's been referenced here before. Posts ads as "Quailty" but we know what she meant to spell. LOL.[/QUOTE]

Saturday Night:

With the rest of my weekend planned wasn't much reason to head out, yet with house clean, sheets changed and both copilot & I refreshed from catching a nap headed out around 9:50 to waste some time before heading downtown. JCB>82nd>Sandy upper on this nice night. Wasn't planning to be out more than an hour but turned into more...it happens.

Nothing seen until Sunny where the revolving cast of BSW were out. A BSW or mixed younger duo in shorts. Of course the meh fake older redhead was out looking irritated as usual...snores started even with my nap...

Later in the evening a couple boring looking meh LSW had taken over the Sunny corner.

South of Siskiyou threw out one short & wide BSW in lumpy white shorts straying from the upcoming herd...

Baggers had all the colors of the rainbow out...

Ranging from the usual BSW or mixed with exaggerated eyelashes & noxious BMI that I'm bored of describing to a nicer thinner one in lime green hot pants & nice legs with heels.

As I came down 83rd at Klickatat to see a WSW that was worthy of more of my attention ran into sturdy & ordinary BSW in black cocktail dress with blonde hair & serious dark roots that was getting dropped off. As she adjusted her dress & stuffed some bills in her cleavage she tried to continue her lucky streak by yelling out "gimme' 150.00 baby last chance". Anytime a SW starts out with "gimme". All I hear is no chance static...

One long & lean legged late twenties WSW long dirty blonde hair in demin shorts & sparkly strappy heels didn't look all that bad. Smaller chest along with an SW acceptable face. Seen her from the back in a previous recon...

One sturdy shorter & younger WSW shoulder length haired brunette in plain white dress wasn't all that bad looking. Just pushing the plus side of sturdy scale though...

Another WSW blonde in white pants was an acceptable scoop but only if it had been after 2:00 am.

Balancing out the racial equity at Baggers were a couple LSW of no interest, though I did get a laugh of one orangish haired wide one's desperate antics as she vied for my attention. Yeah...I saw you the first time. More tonta putas...

Between the obvious Tyrone's or two out along the perimeter & the McFlurrie multitudes it started to bump up above my comfort zone. Besides...I'd seen all I needed to see...

Against my better judgement yet pursuing that perverted penance path of self-flagellation headed Sandy Upper way...

Which didn't disappoint whatsoever in the form of a seriously ugly & obese BSW whale at 112th 304 hotel. With one full hand stuffing food into that "dogs breakfast" face (along with "munted" learned that euphemism from fishing buddy's Australian friend. LMFAO) & the other holding a clamshell container. Smiling she waved the container our way spilling some deep fat fried delicacies as I strained to keep from gakking. Only interest from our side was the copilot who was very interested in the spilling treats though. From the looks of her, the copilot would have to fight her off for any crumbs...

Heading South again one of the Madison fuglie BSW was window talking at Murder Street. Still get an overall queasy feeling witnessing that level of boner googles happening...

Nothing new all seen all the way to JCB where after filling truck (sigh) headed North again hoping for my "fifteen minutes Zavi" text warning before I passed Burnside. Didn't happen...

At the Walgreen hedges young busty spinner "Angel" was entertaining several circling cars.

Sunny & Baggers to Sandy hill divulged nothing new but the previously seen....

Stopped at Glenhaven Park for a bathroom break for us both & to return Merry's' "running late half hour work?" text. Took the pup for a walk around the perimeter to kill some time before heading downtown.

Last seen was at Glisan car wash where the tiny WSW blonde young spinner seen recently was in red tracks & white belly shirt above a fluffy set of house slippers. I'd still check her ID...

A few more strange (or normal depending on your perspective) 82nd moments tonight & to be totally transparent the shit that makes the recons interesting on slow evenings...

First was at Southbound red light right before 84 where a nice short haired younger barefoot redhead in nothing but blue panties was holding a tee shirt near her chest. What the king hell...as I double took (hell triple took) in the scene. She turned & smiled at me while dropping the tee to her side. She actually was really cute with a trim shape & some seriously perky puffy nipples B cups. As the light changed she nonchalantly started walking South, soon attracting a couple hanger oners attention. Lost her near the Chinese place despite stopping at oil change place. Despite what I'm positive was some sort of 5150 occurring. She looked & acted coherent & was certainly most fuckable with creamy unblemished skin...

Reminded me of this young WSW redhead who I scooped in 2006+- for a couple wonderful romps. Another FHT for another time.

Second was at midnight as Merry & I sat at Stark light some wild haired blonde criddler dude was tweaking intensely at the bus stop shelter. Yeah...big fucking deal Zavi you say...that's all too commonplace in our brave new world. I'd agree...except this one then started smashing his face furiously & loudly against enclosures glass until the blood starting to spurt & freely flow down his face & white tee. Merry rolled up her window as the light seemed to take forever & we could still hear that sickening thumping in our ears almost to Mill. Stopped @ her place to pick up some clothes & her usual laundry with no other sightings.

Not one PPD SUV or undercover SUV seen in first hour+ of my meandering. After 11:00 they were from one end to the other.

Recon Soundtrack: Thelonious Monk "Genius Of Modern Music" vol. 2 followed by Rolling Stones "Exile On Main Street".

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BH2Dk7Y1zLc[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPziMsrS-DI[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4oBJxjnTS8[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvpMeq_4BPM[/URL]

Sunday Afternoon:

Undeterred by my objections about the showers got outvoted by Merry & the copilot for a 1000 acres hike this afternoon. Two sets of poignant eyes I'm just no match for. Plus as Merry argued it's not only the copilots 8th birthday but I hadn't hit the gorge for almost two weeks. Packing some raincoats we headed there about 1:30.

After a passing shower the sun had warmed the day pretty quickly as we lingered & hiked until 5:15. With a very damp & tired copilot our thoughts turned to barbecue patio dining & strawberry margaritas. Needing strawberries turned off around 6:00 for a Sandy>82nd>JCB limited recon.

Across from Baggers was WSW "Horseface".

Otherwise Baggers was deserted except for an upright Bagger herself. What I'm curious about does anyone actually pick her up in that ridiculous headpiece & does she keep it on during the date.

Heading North out of the States a shorter & wider LSW in low cut blue top & jeans had set free her cleavage to get some sun along with some seriously thick "Eye of Ra" makeup that almost touched her ears.

Just before Glisan saw the criddler from Saturday night. Didn't seem to be any visible after effects of his self-inflicted bus stop bludgeoning. SMDHS.

Just past Glisan again spotted the tiny WSW blonde spinner in tight black shorts & another white belly shirt though this afternoon the fluffy house slippers were absent. She was exiting her handlers silver sedan at Everett. At least one of them has a marketable skill...maybe.

At Hong Phat WSW brunette "Milliner" was in black pants & white blouse sans her signature hat & shades today doing something somewhat direction related. My desire diminished somewhat this afternoon...

The rest of the way home was cringe worthy & boner deflating...

At Black Bear WSW waddler Denthead was heading South. Yeech.

Additional yeech at Dar Ron where Sarah #1.5 had upped (sic) her usual fusty & fungal look in what looked like a clean white dress with strappy heels she could barely walk in. Along with some aviator shades & some red blush on that grey lizard skin. Her makeup looked like it was applied from twenty paces with paintball gun. I damn near broke out laughing...

Not paying attention to PPD SUV whatsoever this afternoon...

After a nooner that drained the last drop out of me, brought Merry home around 2:30 after yet another stellar weekend I won't soon forget. Also the copilot will won't soon forget the peanut butter banana birthday cookies Merry baked especially for her Sunday night...

Recon Soundtrack: Finished "Exile On Main Street" followed by ladies choice for the ride home. Bonnie Raitt "Streetlights".

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBcFjNUzFJ0[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4S1Q1vfngA[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4S1Q1vfngA[/URL]

Safe recons & life.

[QUOTE=RammerRammer;5920672]Navigate to Listcrawler and in the Search type in Quality. Is this who you speak of?

Long history on the Blade. Won't Razz you too much, but you must've needed a nut. She's been sign of a desperate man for years now. Fractured Hooker that one.[/QUOTE]When I first saw her, something about the way she's built made me scoop. It was an effort. She's good from far, but far from good once you get close. Smell test was an easy fail, but I powered through. I would 2nd that BBFS, would never be on the table.

Saw her at the 7/11 on Sandy about a month ago. Once I looked up from her crotch / hip area I realized who it was and came out of the daydream I was having, avoided feigning any interest and moved on.