Massage Parlor Reports

Now gin. Would you believe it. I had terrible rotator cuff problems, and the nice AMP lady gave me massaggee, and took care of all my tensions, and needs. And then Showed me how to excercise my rotator cuff, and avoid surgery. I am not sure if the surgeon wanted to hear about that, but my cuff has been great since then. Don't think I care about the surgeon.

Oh, and thats like going to Attmans for just a corned beef sandwich, and coming out having eaten a corned beef sandwich w / cole slaw, Russian dressing, a kosher dog, and a rare roast beef sandwich, and a pastrami sandwich too. And please don't forget the 1/2 done pickle, which has nothing to do with our completely done pickles when we leave those fantastic establishments.

Also, As a side bar. That nice CMT that we notice on BP thats in Columbia. I tried to search her out on line. As far as I could tell, That was her first, and only post I found. I'm not saying she didn't delete previous ones or any thing else. Just that was the only reference I could find to the phone number and "magic hands". Maybe some one else will have more luck or more experience with a comp search. I still hope I find some time, if no one else has tried it out, to go and visit her. I need a good message and dam, who knows, how good a little more might be?

Smiling Fox, ; }

[QUOTE=Green Machine;1345094]Went to the spa on York Road in Timonium to check it out. Turned out to be a good thing. $60 for an hour massage. Good massage and worth the time.[/QUOTE]I only know of Victoria which I have commented on elsewhere.

Everytime I see a new spa on York Road I know its probably good with youngish chicks and lots of extras. This new one at 2023 had some young-ish looking providers early 30's maybe late 20s, and extras. All menu items were available but a little pricey. It was. 6 / hr massage and quoted $ for the head game. Massage was the full hr, would repeat.

"Stay thirsty my friends"

CL

I decided to try JHH based on the recommendations on this board. I didn't ask for anyone specific and drew Anna. A cute girl around late 20's to mid 30's with a nice body, in the goldilocks region. Not too small and far from fat with a nice ass, she was just right. Great massage technique, that focused on the problem areas I told her about with lots of teasing around the boys. When it came to the flip she was right on it with a pretty decent BBBJ, followed by CG, K9, Miss, and me carrying her from wall to wall. My thanks to the monger before me who had her primed and ready to go. Total damage $.70 plus. 20 tip.

[QUOTE=CourtesanLover; 1345557]Everytime I see a new spa on York Road I know its probably good with youngish chicks and lots of extras. This new one at 2023 had some young-ish looking providers early 30's maybe late 20s, and extras. All menu items were available but a little pricey. It was. 6 / hr massage and quoted $ for the head game. Massage was the full hr, would repeat.

"Stay thirsty my friends"

CL[/QUOTE]Just returned from new location. Very nice but strange visit. My expectation given funds on hand were just thinking nice massage and HE. But upon entering a young girl with slight bucked teeth answered door. She said she was the only one there. I was going to walk at that point because I just was not into it skinny but really young looking. Not my cup of tea. So considering I was just interested in massage anyway. What the hell maybe she will work out and besides it is late. I get undressed and notice that she is not bothering to close door. So maybe I was the only one there. But I look in to the greeting room and she is on the computer. She finally comes in and understands no english but does says here name is cindy or candy really I did not know what she was saying. She did say soft or hard. And proceeded to give me a oiled back rub that was excellent with elbow action. I'd say 15 min into session mimi walks in (I remember her from Vics or maybe someplace on joppa road) anyway I start talking to mimi like it is a big reunion. Mimi leaves and cindy or candy whoever is massaging me says 'you want to see Mimi I get mimi. So know I am thinking this is going to be a big upsell for 2 girls. Which I am not really willing to pay for tonight. I say "No" she says I get mimi and leaves. In less then 3 minutes a 30ish girl dressed in heels and black hot pants comes in (and to tell the truth I really did not understand what her name was. Very tight body bangs, smile and laughs understands zero english. So she starts on my back and I suggest that she goes lower now with hand gestures. And things start to cook. What ever her name was she was a great closer. She did manage to tell me that the other girl was really sick with head ache all day. And as I was leaving I saw the sick girl again and she had a facial wrap over her face while on the computer in the lobby. Given the history or york road I will not repeat but hit it ealry before it falls like the many that came before 60 hr plus nice tip

[QUOTE=Always Learnin;1345657]I decided to try JHH based on the recommendations on this board. I didn't ask for anyone specific and drew Anna. A cute girl around late 20's to mid 30's with a nice body, in the goldilocks region. Not too small and far from fat with a nice ass, she was just right. Great massage technique, that focused on the problem areas I told her about with lots of teasing around the boys. When it came to the flip she was right on it with a pretty decent BBBJ, followed by CG, K9, Miss, and me carrying her from wall to wall. My thanks to the monger before me who had her primed and ready to go. Total damage $.70 plus. 20 tip.[/QUOTE]20 tip? Really?

[QUOTE=Massagame;1345959]20 tip? Really?[/QUOTE]I would interpret this as $=100, .70 = $70, and an additional $20 for satisfaction. Though I might be mistaken, and if so, they won't be jumping up and down the next time you show up! Bah, Humbug!

GTR

GTR is correct. I've found that the little extra goes a long way to helping them remember you. I have a few places where the girls remember me. I've gotten a free upgrade in service for my birthday once at 8910. (How I miss them) it also insures you they will work harder for you to leave happier. It doesn't have to be. 2, and isn't required but it helps.

[QUOTE=Gintonicrocks; 1346026]I would interpret this as $=100, .70 = $70, and an additional $20 for satisfaction. Though I might be mistaken, and if so, they won't be jumping up and down the next time you show up! Bah, Humbug!

GTR[/QUOTE]I don't think we need a mathematician for this yet but something isn't right here. $70 plus $20 equals $90 not $100. $70 is the house fee for 1 hour here. Beyond that we definitely need clarification from the OP. I can't believe only $20 for FS. $200 maybe but I wouldn't admit to giving that much even though I would if I could afford it.

[QUOTE=LuckyMoney;1346254]I don't think we need a mathematician for this yet but something isn't right here. $70 plus $20 equals $90 not $100. $70 is the house fee for 1 hour here. Beyond that we definitely need clarification from the OP. I can't believe only $20 for FS. $200 maybe but I wouldn't admit to giving that much even though I would if I could afford it.[/QUOTE]I think you are reading it wrong. Alot of posters notate $ as one hundred dollars, so $$ is two hundred. So $.70 = 170.

70 to the house, $ for the service upgrade and a. 20 tip for good service and satisfaction. The extra isn't needed but is helpful. The same goes for us, the extras aren't needed but we sure do appreciate them.

Had a similar funny experienceat2023 with the same buck-toothed girl and the 30ish in hot pants. Can't remember her name, either, but she looks a lot like LilyatVics. She was, indeed, a great closer and I tipped her $40. Everyone was happy. Has anyone been to Vita Revive recently? Are the European girls there attractive? Are they worth the fee?

[QUOTE=Massagame;1345958]Just returned from new location. Very nice but strange visit. My expectation given funds on hand were just thinking nice massage and HE. But upon entering a young girl with slight bucked teeth answered door. She said she was the only one there. I was going to walk at that point because I just was not into it skinny but really young looking. Not my cup of tea. So considering I was just interested in massage anyway. What the hell maybe she will work out and besides it is late. I get undressed and notice that she is not bothering to close door. So maybe I was the only one there. But I look in to the greeting room and she is on the computer. She finally comes in and understands no english but does says here name is cindy or candy really I did not know what she was saying. She did say soft or hard. And proceeded to give me a oiled back rub that was excellent with elbow action. I'd say 15 min into session mimi walks in (I remember her from Vics or maybe someplace on joppa road) anyway I start talking to mimi like it is a big reunion. Mimi leaves and cindy or candy whoever is massaging me says 'you want to see Mimi I get mimi. So know I am thinking this is going to be a big upsell for 2 girls. Which I am not really willing to pay for tonight. I say "No" she says I get mimi and leaves. In less then 3 minutes a 30ish girl dressed in heels and black hot pants comes in (and to tell the truth I really did not understand what her name was. Very tight body bangs, smile and laughs understands zero english. So she starts on my back and I suggest that she goes lower now with hand gestures. And things start to cook. What ever her name was she was a great closer. She did manage to tell me that the other girl was really sick with head ache all day. And as I was leaving I saw the sick girl again and she had a facial wrap over her face while on the computer in the lobby. Given the history or york road I will not repeat but hit it ealry before it falls like the many that came before 60 hr plus nice tip[/QUOTE]

[url]http://news.yahoo.com/detroit-police-3-deaths-tied-dating-services-233432995.html[/url]

Bad stuff, evil. A reminder of the dangers out there for the ladies in the business.

[QUOTE=Smiling Fox; 1345098]Now gin. Would you believe it. I had terrible rotator cuff problems, and the nice AMP lady gave me massaggee, and took care of all my tensions, and needs. And then Showed me how to excercise my rotator cuff, and avoid surgery. I am not sure if the surgeon wanted to hear about that, but my cuff has been great since then. Don't think I care about the surgeon.

Oh, and thats like going to Attmans for just a corned beef sandwich, and coming out having eaten a corned beef sandwich w / cole slaw, Russian dressing, a kosher dog, and a rare roast beef sandwich, and a pastrami sandwich too. And please don't forget the 1/2 done pickle, which has nothing to do with our completely done pickles when we leave those fantastic establishments.

Also, As a side bar. That nice CMT that we notice on BP thats in Columbia. I tried to search her out on line. As far as I could tell, That was her first, and only post I found. I'm not saying she didn't delete previous ones or any thing else. Just that was the only reference I could find to the phone number and "magic hands". Maybe some one else will have more luck or more experience with a comp search. I still hope I find some time, if no one else has tried it out, to go and visit her. I need a good message and dam, who knows, how good a little more might be?

Smiling Fox[/QUOTE]She advertises regularly on BP under therapeutic massage. She also has her own website.

[QUOTE=Scumbler;1346411]Had a similar funny experienceat2023 with the same buck-toothed girl and the 30ish in hot pants. Can't remember her name, either, but she looks a lot like LilyatVics. She was, indeed, a great closer and I tipped her $40. Everyone was happy. Has anyone been to Vita Revive recently? Are the European girls there attractive? Are they worth the fee?[/QUOTE]If you need a break from the AMPs, treat yourself and get pampered at vr. The reports are true, its a pricey joint, $ for an hour which includes table shower, massage and he. Its a classy place, very clean, plush and luxurious. I had the pleasure of having the boss, irena take care of me, blond cougar with nice t&a. Got my feels on. No rush, just straight pleasure. Went over the hour, tipped. 6. Will see about other options and other girls next time. I highly recommend.