ACU I Spa Massage. I-Drive
The other day I had very limited time, but I wanted a massage, so I had to choose something quick and close in the area I was in. ACU I Spa Massage has gone by a few names over the past few years and is near the corner of Westwood and I-Drive. I remembered visiting a few years ago and getting a standard ending and an OK massage, so I thought I would try it again.
Initially I was a little worried since when I walked up I noticed the hours on the door read 8 pm. Uh-oh. Usually that's not a great sign if they aren't open until at least 9 or 10! I decided to go for it anyway, worst case I get a (hopefully) decent massage. Lady who came to the desk when I walked in was average but would have been OK. Mid-40's probably. She took me to the room after the normal $80 for one hour donation. My massage lady walked in and she was probably in her early 60's or late 50's and wearing jeans. Who wears jeans working in a massage parlor in Florida? I started to really think I didn't have much of a chance of any extras at this point.
The massage itself was decent. She used her elbows and arms for a lot of it with a lot of decent pressure. Pace was good and overall it wasn't the worst and it wasn't the best but it did the job. Teasing started when she started working on my upper thighs and she used some of the normal "you have a nice body" lines. At this point I figured it would be on for a standard ending. After the flip she almost immediately started touching the boys and there wasn't any negotiation or discussion. Unfortunately her technique was less than great. Lots of jackhammering to the point I had to physically stop her hand because it started to hurt. How do these women who touch bodies for a living not understand how dicks work! Roaming up top was allowed OTC- I didn't try down below but the jeans made it pretty clear. Afterwards she rounded out the full time with a good head and scalp massage.
No need for me to repeat but its always fun to try places I hadn't been in a while!
CB near Old Winter Garden
I was out for a trip to try one of the "other" places I've heard mentioned, with the big names shuttered I was wondering what might be out there.
I've seen mention of the place next to Mrs Potato and ya know I just love that landmark, what a name for a place.
Anyway, 2 hr drive from wherever I came from and the place next to the Potato has no sign lit but also a handwritten sign saying to go around back. I did. No answer.
Damn it.
So, I decided to try CB, I've been there before and it wasn't great so what the heck right?.
There's 2 girls, didn't really see the first one. I saw Kiki. She was ok, she took my 2. 4 for the hour and got right to work.
She was Ok but not great.
Decent BBBJ to dog, to Mish. Cooter is ok considering.
She tried 2 x to ask for more $$$ and our session didn't go over 45 min, to me 2. 4 is top of the mark I believe.
She's a little thick, English good enough to get by. Natural floppy B / Cs but better than fakes, I hate fakes.
She claims 26 but she's in her 30's.
Overall, just ok. They are open. Would I repeat? No. But I'm just being picky.