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[QUOTE=ApplePiePussy;4825142]Put a handheld mirror on the floor facing up. Squat down over it so you can see. Use high quality shave lotion. And just use the mirror to guide you. The ass is easy. It's the balls that are a pain. You have to constantly adjust them and pull them taut.[/QUOTE]I suppose I was half serious and half rhetorical. Thanks for the how to info.
Sorry so long since my last report -.
I have been somewhat active and will report on a few somewhat recent excursions in the Asian Apartment world.
Bunnies:
IMHO, not worth it. Went there twice with hopes of seeing anything close to what they are advertising.
Did not happen, although both times I went through with the commitment as I my little head was the only one doing the talking.
Helen. Earlier this year and in very early COVID times before the shut down.
Much older than advertised, and bigger by 20 pounds plus.
Nice enough, and pleasant. And definitely got the job done -.
Showered alone. And then went through the regular BBBJ, multiple positions, COB to finish -.
No DFK or K at all. Which was OK with me. Maybe a 6 out of 10 looks wise and skills wise.
Angiela. I think that was the name, back in April -.
Pretty much the same as Helen -.
Looks wise 6/10 - effort was about the same as were the services.
General comment on the Bunnies -.
Unless I hear something positive, I'm done TOFTT with this group.
But. See my next post on Karen.
[QUOTE=OrdLover;4815752]Self service? You mean you shower by yourself? Or you mean something else?[/QUOTE]I completely understand how you are looking at this, but Karen is a keeper. And yes, FS is on the table.
As previously reported, not a spinner. And yes, a bigger girl but not fat. Just bigger.
So if you are looking for a Zoey type, this is not the case .
Service report:
She joined me in the shower with the regular BBBJ preview .
Moved back to the room to continue with an absolutely great BBBJ. Wet, sloppy, with great sound effects.
And done with a very pretty face.
Went from there to mission, CG, doggy, etc. Which was all fun, but I wanted her mouth again -.
So off came the cover, and as she laid down face up with her head on the pillow, I arranged myself across her to slide my cock across her lips and into her mouth.
The view was great. And we did that until I felt the need to release. At which time I asked if I could COT .
So she got out the oil, lubed up the very large set of naturals (I thnk), and I went Russian for a while .
Just before the pop, I noticed I was pointed in the direction of her right ear, so I brushed here hair off to the other side, and finished Russian on her chest, shoulder, and with a bit on her cheek and pillow .
She didn't seem to mind. Although she made it clear that she did not want a facial .
So call this an accidental facial. Well sort of.
Again, a keeper. And here for another month or so.
Also, located in the 'upscale cabrini green complex' near O'Hare for those of you who understood the reference from months ago.
PM me if you need more info.
[QUOTE=FaceGlazer2018;4824216]Anyone got a legit Asian apt girl near Oakbrook? KP won't take new clients.[/QUOTE]Wow, great question. There used to be an abundance of AA girls in / near Oakbrook, but I'm going back 10-15 years ago. One operation used to be on Wolf, just North of Cermak, great times!
[QUOTE=ApplePiePussy;4825142]Put a handheld mirror on the floor facing up. Squat down over it so you can see. Use high quality shave lotion. And just use the mirror to guide you. The ass is easy. It's the balls that are a pain. You have to constantly adjust them and pull them taut.[/QUOTE]Get a body groomer, they're good for body hair from the neck down. I've been using one from Phillips for years, its wet and dry too. Very easy to use and it won't cut you.
[QUOTE=GaryMan;4827055]Get a body groomer, they're good for body hair from the neck down. I've been using one from Phillips for years, its wet and dry too. Very easy to use and it won't cut you.[/QUOTE]Got a model number or a link for us?
[QUOTE=BillStuart;4825445]Sorry so long since my last report -.
I have been somewhat active and will report on a few somewhat recent excursions in the Asian Apartment world.
Bunnies:
IMHO, not worth it. Went there twice with hopes of seeing anything close to what they are advertising.
Did not happen, although both times I went through with the commitment as I my little head was the only one doing the talking.[/QUOTE]Thanks for reporting in. Helen was here, back in December and yes Angiela was here back in April and three more times before that. Taking one for the team, means you are one of the first mongers to get in and report it.
[QUOTE=ApplePiePussy;4827489]Got a model number or a link for us?[/QUOTE]Yeah, sure: my current model: It was $70 when I bought it 7 yrs ago, but now it's $150:
[URL]https://www.amazon.com/Philips-Norelco-Bodygroomer-BG2039-42/dp/B01LPT25MA/ref=sr_1_24?dchild=1&keywords=phillips[/URL]+body+groomer&qid=1591973394&sr=8-24.
The rechargeable battery isn't holding a charge now. I think I'll get this one next:
[URL]https://www.amazon.com/Philips-Norelco-Bodygroomer-BG7030-49/dp/B07H41JQVR/ref=sr_1_2?dchild=1&keywords=phillips[/URL]+body+groomer&qid=1591973282&sr=8-2.
I agree with Asian bunnies letdown. Had Angiela who was a good time but not what I expected. The second time I went they left me sitting in the car over 30 min. I drove away texting them on how unprofessional they were and that I would be giving them negative reviews. My burner number got blocked. Waited a bit and tried again. Katie was even a bigger disappointment. Fake pics, fake videos. I miss AX.
I debated on whether to write this review or not as I want to keep her to myself, but sharing is caring. Saw Coco is in town. Missed her last time, but a friend raved about her. Plus her pics sold me.
My jaw dropped when I saw her in person. Real pics and I would argue she looks better in person. Face is a solid 9, but her body is unreal. Busty tits (man made but very well done), flat stomach and phat ass. The best ass that I have seen on an Asian girl. Told her I wanted the 200 service, which means BBBJ and daty. She is very sensual and playful. After I undressed, she was on all 4 and asked me to remove her panty. Started with 69 without me asking for it. Started eating her out while she gave me BBBJ. Staring at her pretty butthole, I asked if it was okay to lick her asshole. She readily said yes. Must not getting many guys asking for it LOL. We were in the 69 position for a good 10 minutes. She was just as good during FS. She wanted to be on top first. I guess she wanted to get herself off first. Any positions that I asked for, it was always yes. Took solid pounding and even encouraged me to go harder, deeper and faster. No rush at all and even gave me a few minutes of massage at the end. Exchanged wechat before I left.
As always, YMMV. But Coco has my highest recommendation. If you go, tell her Charlie send you so I can get some brownie points 😃. She is here until the 20th.
[QUOTE=OFCharlie;4820591]Chinese apartment is not that complicated. Like I said, text first for address, then text again when you get there. The door guy will tell you what to do next.
Otherwise the normal rules applied. Don't show up drunk or high. Do try to take a shower before you go or take one before you start.[/QUOTE]First off a thank-you to OFCharlie for the updates, those posts helped me navigate the scene.
Decided to try one of those places and got a message back about Coco. Got to the place, went inside and met her. Well the name fits the bod.
Because the tits on Coco will drive you nuts, super soft and big, just like the pictures. Had a really nice session with her. CBJ Cowgirl Mish.
Doggie. No FIV, wonder if that's included with Dongguan. She's here a bit longer, would certainly recommend.
[QUOTE=DomCorazon;4817070]Go see Karen. I believe she is staying until the end of June. Anybody get a chance to see the new bunny? Is it truly someone else beside Genaveve? Either way I'll find out for myself in a week or so.[/QUOTE]Karen puts in a solid effort, as others have mentioned a bigger girl.
I'm guessing Katie is rebrand for Genaveve, but I don't want to roll the dice. Maybe the next one visiting will be better, such a crap shoot lately.
Thanks for the review. You referenced photos. Where is the ad link?
[QUOTE=OFCharlie;4829195]I debated on whether to write this review or not as I want to keep her to myself, but sharing is caring. Saw Coco is in town. Missed her last time, but a friend raved about her. Plus her pics sold me.
My jaw dropped when I saw her in person. Real pics and I would argue she looks better in person. Face is a solid 9, but her body is unreal. Busty tits (man made but very well done), flat stomach and phat ass. The best ass that I have seen on an Asian girl. Told her I wanted the 200 service, which means BBBJ and daty. She is very sensual and playful. After I undressed, she was on all 4 and asked me to remove her panty. Started with 69 without me asking for it. Started eating her out while she gave me BBBJ. Staring at her pretty butthole, I asked if it was okay to lick her asshole. She readily said yes. Must not getting many guys asking for it LOL. We were in the 69 position for a good 10 minutes. She was just as good during FS. She wanted to be on top first. I guess she wanted to get herself off first. Any positions that I asked for, it was always yes. Took solid pounding and even encouraged me to go harder, deeper and faster. No rush at all and even gave me a few minutes of massage at the end. Exchanged wechat before I left.
As always, YMMV. But Coco has my highest recommendation. If you go, tell her Charlie send you so I can get some brownie points 😃. She is here until the 20th.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Strix41;4829787]Thanks for the review. You referenced photos. Where is the ad link?[/QUOTE]I got a few messages already after my post on Coco. All Chinese apartment ads can be found on the adultsearch website. She is at the 2188 location. 2188 refers to the last 4 digits of their phone number.
[URL]https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chicago/female-escorts/?[/URL]
However, all the pics on those ads are fake. The real pics are posted on wechat only which you can only be added once you have your first session.
Anyone who wants to see Coco's pics can message me with their monger number and I will text you. But please only message me if you are serious, no pic collectors please.
[QUOTE=HrogerHealey;4829207]First off a thank-you to OFCharlie for the updates, those posts helped me navigate the scene.
Decided to try one of those places and got a message back about Coco. Got to the place, went inside and met her. Well the name fits the bod.
Because the tits on Coco will drive you nuts, super soft and big, just like the pictures. Had a really nice session with her. CBJ Cowgirl Mish.
Doggie. No FIV, wonder if that's included with Dongguan. She's here a bit longer, would certainly recommend.[/QUOTE]Glad you had fun. Her tits are really amazing. Like I said, I debated about making a post for her. Anyone who is going, make sure you tell her Charlie sent you. You should get a better service.
CBJ is the standard at any apartments. I usually tip 40 to get BBBJ and daty. FIV is very rare and I don't believe its part of dongguan. Dongguan is more about front and back bodyslide, catbath and rim job.