Massage Parlor Reports

I stopped by Ivy a couple of weeks ago for the first time since the changes. I was running later than I wanted and ended up getting there just before lunch but I was lucky and didn't have to wait. I was put in a room paid the fee and Sea Sea came in. Off to the table shower then back to the room, after a short rub it was time for the flip where she laid out all the options. After I finished and she cleaned me up we still had a little time, I was expecting to be rushed out the door but she laid down and told me it was her turn to get a massage. It was best time I've had at a massage parlor so I'll be back.

[QUOTE=Jlima;3009793]Has anyone been to Lanes lately? I've never gone but was thinking about trying something new. Other options very close by that I like but wanted to know if Lanes has had any good talent or if anyone has had any good experiences there recently.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;3009833]Absolutely avoid. One of the worst AMP's in the west burbs.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=AvgJoe;3010379]I have reviewed Lane's here several times before and it is by far the worst excuse for an AMP that I have ever been in. Listen to us and save your money. Sun, Marigold and Ivy are literally within a 5 minute drive and worth your attention much more than Lane's.[/QUOTE]It must have something to do with the owners because I am almost positive that whoever own's Lane's also owns Trinity. So it would make sense that they have 2 AMP's that are both crappy. SaintChuck.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;3013834]It must have something to do with the owners because I am almost positive that whoever own's Lane's also owns Trinity. So it would make sense that they have 2 AMP's that are both crappy. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]I don't know who owns Lane's but it has been a shithole with crap service and terrible looking girls going back 15-20 years.

That's where I started, there and the old Tokyo in Rockford but at least at Tokyo I would get f / s at a decent price so it was worth the drive. Now, every once in a while I just walk into Lane's to see if things have changed and walk out. Nothing has changed and probably will not until there is a new owner. In the meantime, there are plenty of other decent places to go.

AJ.

[QUOTE=AvgJoe;3014305]I don't know who owns Lane's but it has been a shithole with crap service and terrible looking girls going back 15-20 years.

That's where I started, there and the old Tokyo in Rockford but at least at Tokyo I would get f / s at a decent price so it was worth the drive. Now, every once in a while I just walk into Lane's to see if things have changed and walk out. Nothing has changed and probably will not until there is a new owner. In the meantime, there are plenty of other decent places to go.

AJ.[/QUOTE]Do you think it's a coincidence that Lane has lasted so long and gives shitty service? BTW, I totally agree about the service. I went their twice in the 90's. First time was OK, second time the MT wanted 1. 0 for a standard finish, and absolutely would not back down on negotiations. So out I went. But it's no coincidence. Other Lombard spas have gotten busted or just plain gone out of business, and Lane keeps on rolling along. Someone's getting paid.

So, last week I called cove and scheduled an appointment with Lucy for 3 pm. I walk in at 2:55 and another woman tells me Lucy just started a new customer!! She says customer told her he was the one who called and made the appointment. WTF. Mamasan tells me to come back in an hour and she will discount my session fee by 50%. I leave and go to Hooters for a quick beer and wings and return at 4:00. I buzz. Lucy answers the door and tells me she has another new customer. WTF. She tells me mamasan had left and never told her I made any appointment. I told her you two need to figure out how to honor your scheduled appointments and I left. BTW Lucy looked very tired to me.

Sorry to hear that man. I know your frustration level had to be at an all time high.

Perhaps give them your initials or nickname (doesn't have to be real) when you call and set an appointment. I've done this before and it works. If the girl asks the monger and they don't know the name or the initials she knows it's not the right monger.

[QUOTE=MarkLipper;3016140]So, last week I called cove and scheduled an appointment with Lucy for 3 pm. I walk in at 2:55 and another woman tells me Lucy just started a new customer!! She says customer told her he was the one who called and made the appointment. WTF. Mamasan tells me to come back in an hour and she will discount my session fee by 50%. I leave and go to Hooters for a quick beer and wings and return at 4:00. I buzz. Lucy answers the door and tells me she has another new customer. WTF. She tells me mamasan had left and never told her I made any appointment. I told her you two need to figure out how to honor your scheduled appointments and I left. BTW Lucy looked very tired to me.[/QUOTE]

I made an appointment once with Lucy. This was when Maya was still there so she told me a time to come. I got there and it was all good. Lucy told me she tries not to make appointments because she had a lot of no shows. She always looks tired to me.

[QUOTE=MarkLipper;3016140]So, last week I called cove and scheduled an appointment with Lucy for 3 pm. I walk in at 2:55 and another woman tells me Lucy just started a new customer!! She says customer told her he was the one who called and made the appointment. WTF. Mamasan tells me to come back in an hour and she will discount my session fee by 50%. I leave and go to Hooters for a quick beer and wings and return at 4:00. I buzz. Lucy answers the door and tells me she has another new customer. WTF. She tells me mamasan had left and never told her I made any appointment. I told her you two need to figure out how to honor your scheduled appointments and I left. BTW Lucy looked very tired to me.[/QUOTE]

Never been to Cove, but this has happened to me at other places nearby. I like how some places ask for a name when you go in.

But it still sucks though!

[QUOTE=MarkLipper;3016140]So, last week I called cove and scheduled an appointment with Lucy for 3 pm. I walk in at 2:55 and another woman tells me Lucy just started a new customer!! She says customer told her he was the one who called and made the appointment. WTF. Mamasan tells me to come back in an hour and she will discount my session fee by 50%. I leave and go to Hooters for a quick beer and wings and return at 4:00. I buzz. Lucy answers the door and tells me she has another new customer. WTF. She tells me mamasan had left and never told her I made any appointment. I told her you two need to figure out how to honor your scheduled appointments and I left. BTW Lucy looked very tired to me.[/QUOTE]

So my friend goes to pinetree on my recommendation first thing in the morning. He asks for a specific therapist who isn't in. Mamasan says she'll take care of him, but last time she said that he got an old one he didn't want. He stuck through it that time. This time he said "Thanks, I'll come back later when she returns". Mamasan gets angry and yells. Really poor customer service.

Went on to Ivy with really great customer service. Girls and mamasan happy to see him, and accomodate him.

I miss the old pinetree mamasan. I didn't always get what I wanted, but at least I didn't feel like shit for asking.

Good customer service is basic and the fact that its lost on these idiots is baffling. I need to get back to IVY. I experienced the same the first time I went after the Connie and company left.

[QUOTE=PwnLife;3017830]So my friend goes to pinetree on my recommendation first thing in the morning. He asks for a specific therapist who isn't in. Mamasan says she'll take care of him, but last time she said that he got an old one he didn't want. He stuck through it that time. This time he said "Thanks, I'll come back later when she returns". Mamasan gets angry and yells. Really poor customer service.

Went on to Ivy with really great customer service. Girls and mamasan happy to see him, and accomodate him.

I miss the old pinetree mamasan. I didn't always get what I wanted, but at least I didn't feel like shit for asking.[/QUOTE]

I've never had a bad experience here except to verify other reports that she is a) very tired all the time, and b) severely overbooked. I've only gotten a chance when I get there right at opening or on nights when I can afford to hang around for an hour or two for an opening.

Looking to enjoy Ivy some morning soon, seems like it's been getting good reviews, any suggestions? .

[QUOTE=ChicagoM;3019370]I've never had a bad experience here except to verify other reports that she is a) very tired all the time, and b) severely overbooked. I've only gotten a chance when I get there right at opening or on nights when I can afford to hang around for an hour or two for an opening.

Looking to enjoy Ivy some morning soon, seems like it's been getting good reviews, any suggestions? .[/QUOTE]If you go to Ivy try for CiCi or Channel.

[QUOTE=BigNick33;3019777]If you go to Ivy try for CiCi or Channel.[/QUOTE]I have had a good time with Tina at ivy also.

[QUOTE=AvgJoe;3006907]Was out that way last week so decided to stop at Sun again. I have been there many times and always had an average to good experience so decided to try it again.

It appears they have a new girl or two since the last time I was there and this time I had "Niki". She told me she was new and wrote her name on a card for me. She was 35-40 or so, nice shape, average to good looks, spoke a little English and gave a great massage. Actually massaged my scalp and feet which I love for about 10 minutes each. The rest of the massage I had to tell her to ease up a little as she was getting pretty intense. All in all a great massage with no shortage of time (60 min), no mention of a tip, limited roaming and some nice conversation. Total was 60/50 and I was very happy with everything. I left an extra 10 above the standard tip because her service was stellar in every way. This girl knows where her bread is buttered.
AJ.[/QUOTE]Decided to give Sun a try. Went in late afternoon and drew Niki as well. Will agree with Joe on all points. My only issue was they got a bit busy after I got there. She had to excuse herself a couple of times. Just detracts from the session. She tried to make up for it. Recommend.

[QUOTE=MartyGraw;3001509]I can't add much to what the last monger reported here and others have reported about the new talent here. Great experience with a younger AMP with a rocking bod. I must have had the same lady who has been reported on here previously, however, I asked for Channel--as there was name previously reported, and I was told: "She no longer here. " She told me names of girls there, one was cici and one had a name that was somewhat similar to Channel, at least it started with same two letters so I gave her a try and was shocked at what a hot little pretty lass she was. When in my wildest dreams I imagined what an AMP would be like, this is what I hoped for. Fun table shower, a very pretty provider with a GREAT attitude. Not one word about money after I paid the entrance fee of. 08. While on my back started with a nice massage that turned to light nuru, rubbing her naturals, I'd say "C"s, all over me. Flip time and it was apparent that very soon a cover was whipped on junior and I was going to be offered the full menu, however I opted for less than full menu, got some Russian and some covered oral attention, and lots of attention to the boys, and she genuinely seemed disappointed that I finished too soon. I was not sure that to pay her and probably paid a little too much but she was very good. Seniors PM me if you want the name. I have the feeling that she had to change her name bc of the previous reports on here so I won't put in out there.[/QUOTE]Which is this AMP. Would like to visit this. Used to visit the pinetree and marigold. 1-2 years back. Wanted to try something different.

As it happens that this gem is close to my office so after couple passing by I decide to TOFTT.

At the door Mama greeted me and door fee which is well below the normal price paid.

Never asked for TS nor they never offered.

Massage was pretty good. On Flip straight to the topic and she played the tone.

No more than normal and no extras or It never been offered as I didn't ask.

Tipped. 4 and out the door.

Pretty straight experience.

[QUOTE=ChiBoy2;3026486]As it happens that this gem is close to my office so after couple passing by I decide to TOFTT.

At the door Mama greeted me and door fee which is well below the normal price paid.

Never asked for TS nor they never offered.

Massage was pretty good. On Flip straight to the topic and she played the tone.

No more than normal and no extras or It never been offered as I didn't ask.

Tipped. 4 and out the door.

Pretty straight experience.[/QUOTE]Is that in Lombard or Shaumburg?

[QUOTE=BigNick33;3027339]Is that in Lombard or Shaumburg?[/QUOTE]It's in Schaumburg.

She has been reported here before and I had the same nice experience as reported. Great TS, not a bad massage, good sense of humor, nice conversation, nice body, pretty face. She is a player for sure. I'd rate her 8/10 on looks. No tipping issues, home run with a c note. It was busy when I went. There are 2 MMS, both very nice and easy to get laughing if you like to joke around. Thumbs UP, Go visit CC.

This place is on my no go list until a new rotation. I had the bottle blonde. Very fake, average massage, half-assed the extras, thinks her s&T doesn't stick kind of attitude. I mule kicked myself for stopping here. Don't recommend.

Still my all around favorite place. Obviously, the location is top shelf. Parking is free. The design and atmosphere of the place and the rooms appeals to me. For me, Cindy delivers the best massage experience from start to finish. It's not going to be a porn scene or a free for all, but it doesn't have to be.

Same experience with her. They really think they are all that. Saw another tall girl there with a super short skirt but with her nose in the air. Very tempting to go here due to looks but the service is horrible and crazy expensive! No go for me as well until they take a customer service class.

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;3031725]This place is on my no go list until a new rotation. I had the bottle blonde. Very fake, average massage, half-assed the extras, thinks her s&T doesn't stick kind of attitude. I mule kicked myself for stopping here. Don't recommend.[/QUOTE]

Yep. She knew I was not happy and said it was not her fault and my answer, yes it was. She did not care and walked away from me.

[QUOTE=Jlima;3032031]Same experience with her. They really think they are all that. Saw another tall girl there with a super short skirt but with her nose in the air. Very tempting to go here due to looks but the service is horrible and crazy expensive! No go for me as well until they take a customer service class.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;3016335]I made an appointment once with Lucy. This was when Maya was still there so she told me a time to come. I got there and it was all good. Lucy told me she tries not to make appointments because she had a lot of no shows. She always looks tired to me.[/QUOTE]Based on my past experience with Lucy, I can't imagine being a no-show for her. I started seeing her about 10 years ago, when she was in BG. She left there and went to Lisle. Now she was finally able to open her own place. I figured she finally made enough to retire. I haven't seen her in quite a while, but I am sure the life has taken it's toll on her. Back when I knew her, she was a pretty good looking woman.

Paid a visit to Merry Spa in Wheaton. $60 door fee MT was pretty with short skirt on allowed utc roaming. I left very happy left 40 tip. There was very pretty girl in some daisy dukes at the desk that looked nice. I have been back 3 times now.

Thanks. I always wondered about this place. Sounds like easy roaming and not uptight about it.

[QUOTE=Thor23;3036302]Paid a visit to Merry Spa in Wheaton. $60 door fee MT was pretty with short skirt on allowed utc roaming. I left very happy left 40 tip. There was very pretty girl in some daisy dukes at the desk that looked nice. I have been back 3 times now.[/QUOTE]

Decided to give Merry Spa a second chance. My first visit, couple months ago, was not inspired. My second visit was almost the same. Both visits were done on weekday afternoons, not that it should matter. Any attempt at roaming was met with a little laugh and quick move out of the way. Massage (mostly covered) was relaxing but no hint of any extra play. In fact, I was face down for the entire session, there was no flip. I expect Thor23 is living a charmed life. I will not venture again.

[QUOTE=KdaKodiac;3037976]Decided to give Merry Spa a second chance. My first visit, couple months ago, was not inspired. My second visit was almost the same. Both visits were done on weekday afternoons, not that it should matter. Any attempt at roaming was met with a little laugh and quick move out of the way. Massage (mostly covered) was relaxing but no hint of any extra play. In fact, I was face down for the entire session, there was no flip. I expect Thor23 is living a charmed life. I will not venture again.[/QUOTE]Interesting how your two visits were quite opposite of Thor23. Very frustrating for sure.

Stopped by Merry Spa yesterday morning at 9 am. Interesting thing is cute mamasan got out of a new white Range Rover. Report to follow.

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Deana still advertises [URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/120-french-special-happy-beginning-extraordinary-ending-36dd/19910187[/URL].

There are a few reviews at the other site, though mixed.

Any personal experiences?

Being new to the area, not certain which forum is best to post about pine tree. However, had a great time yesterday with Angel. Very fun and attractive. Looks to be about 35. Will be back soon.

Stopped in and had Tina. She managed to place herself in my Top Three of All Time. Very nice looking, fabulous body with shapely legs and a nice thigh gap, and a fine original equipment rack. She delivered a superior massage, and then totally turned up the intensity. Nothing like silky hair and hard nipples going up and down your back. After the flip, it turned out she's also a highly skilled orator! And she had managed to shed her clothes without me hearing or noticing. Not a word about a tip before or after, just a very emphatic "thank you", and several hugs. Plus, her English is OK, and she manages to smile and even laugh, which is a really nice step up from the usual inability to communicate. The place also seemed cleaner, and freshened up a bit. Mamasan was friendly as I entered and as I left, with a kind "thank you" and a smile. They made a big effort to improve their business, and it has worked. I highly, highly recommend Ivy.

[QUOTE=WhiteRookDown;3043731]Stopped in and had Tina. She managed to place herself in my Top Three of All Time. [/QUOTE]This sounds like the same experience that I had several weeks ago and reported on. Your description of Tina is similar to my AMP but she did not go by Tina, but something that sounded like Chula. I am wondering if they are just changing the name of the same girl or do they actually have that many great looking women there?

I think someone reported on a good experience with someone named "chanel".

[QUOTE=MartyGraw;3044498]This sounds like the same experience that I had several weeks ago and reported on. Your description of Tina is similar to my AMP but she did not go by Tina, but something that sounded like Chula. I am wondering if they are just changing the name of the same girl or do they actually have that many great looking women there?[/QUOTE]

How recent were they; within the last couple of months? I ask because I used to go there like 6+ months ago and was wondering if I'd have to do the whole get to know you thing all over again.

[QUOTE=GameGrump;3046129]How recent were they; within the last couple of months? I ask because I used to go there like 6+ months ago and was wondering if I'd have to do the whole get to know you thing all over again.[/QUOTE]Ivy was sold about 10 months ago when Connie retired. Definitely miss her and the old days.

-w.

I did not know Connie / Bora retired. Good for her. Real cool lady.

[QUOTE=Wenger;3046376]Ivy was sold about 10 months ago when Connie retired. Definitely miss her and the old days.

-w.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WhiteRookDown;3043731]Stopped in and had Tina. She managed to place herself in my Top Three of All Time. Very nice looking, fabulous body with shapely legs and a nice thigh gap, and a fine original equipment rack. She delivered a superior massage, and then totally turned up the intensity. Nothing like silky hair and hard nipples going up and down your back. After the flip, it turned out she's also a highly skilled orator! And she had managed to shed her clothes without me hearing or noticing. Not a word about a tip before or after, just a very emphatic "thank you", and several hugs. Plus, her English is OK, and she manages to smile and even laugh, which is a really nice step up from the usual inability to communicate. The place also seemed cleaner, and freshened up a bit. Mamasan was friendly as I entered and as I left, with a kind "thank you" and a smile. They made a big effort to improve their business, and it has worked. I highly, highly recommend Ivy.[/QUOTE]Yes Tina is in my hall of fame as well. Had exactly this type of wonderful experience with her 3 times in past 6 weeks. Everything other girl I have seen in the hall in the past 6 weeks is cute as well, but I doubt they can match Tina. My guess is she will rotate out soon though.

Has anyone seen or heard from Joann since Pine Tree's troubles earlier this year? Wonderful girl.