Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=OrdLover;5510872]I did a whole roster of the last couple of girls. Jasmine is the better massage and alot younger than Summer. Summer is more like in her 50's.[/QUOTE]I like Jas a lot but she's out of town for a while now. Summer's a good stand-in and I will repeat. She gives a good strong massage with back walking or hands / elbows if you want body work. Good sensual and tease if you want to relax. Her English is decent so just tell her what you want. Wears the same "uniform" as the other Church girls with tight fitting zipped top and mini skirt / skort thing but I've not found that a barrier to my enjoyment of the sessions. Maybe I'm just super good looking and the ladies are hot for me (haha not!). I'm terrible at guessing ages but agree with Ror below. Judging from her figure and skin tone I'd say Summer is closer to 40. No sagging or stretching other than a little bit of a belly.

[QUOTE=Sully1234;5497928]I had a dream that I was curious about the talent at Maria's. I call and made an appointment with the intent of leaving if the usual dried up old hags were there. When I showed up I was pleasantly surprised so I went through with the appointment. Monika is very attractive and friendly. When OTC roaming while face down I could tell that she was commando underneath her leggings. On the flip I started to put my hand in her waist band and she dropped her leggings to her knees and the shirt came off without asking. Shaved with full access inside and a standard L1 finish. .130 otd I will be back.[/QUOTE]Thanks, Sully. Confirmed. I will post something in emp thread.

Highly recommend Summer. She is small, attractive, and makes you feel like you're special compared to the dozens of other guys who come either before or after you. L1 but unlike any I have had before. No negotiations on tip, just a good time. I rarely tip more than. 4 but tipped. 7 without hesitation.

[QUOTE=ZzTopSterZz;5512628]Thanks, Sully. Confirmed. I will post something in emp thread.[/QUOTE]I am so confused. Please share more details as my experience was wildly different.

[QUOTE=ChiTownsFin;5513160]I am so confused. Please share more details as my experience was wildly different.[/QUOTE]Advice to all newbies:

Could be that being young and in shape makes you look like a cop. Could be that asking a provider about her reviews on a sex forum makes you look like a creep. Golden rule is that mongers have to make the first move and cannot ask if sex for money is available. Girls aren't stupid about the fact that this hobby is illegal in our pseudo-Puritanical hypocritical sexually repressed country. Above all be nice and treat the ladies with respect. Sure they are engaged in a "disrespectful" activity but so are we, and I don't want anyone treating me like I'm nothing more than a pile of cash to grab (even if they might think that) anymore than the ladies want you looking at them like nothing more than a pussy to grab (even if you might think that). Build some relationships and earn trust over time.

RTFF where there's lots of good advice for first timers and please add some reviews of your own.

[QUOTE=ChiTownsFin;5513160]I am so confused. Please share more details as my experience was wildly different.[/QUOTE]Here's a hint, it's your first post and you claim your experience was "wildly different" than that of someone else, why not POST that experience and maybe you'll get a response. It sounds like you're fishing for info when you haven't even contributed. Second hint, there's a search function. Search for answers to your questions before seeking / requesting specific answers. Others new to this forum have taken this approach and have faired much better.

[QUOTE=SpaGuy21;5514244]Here's a hint, it's your first post and you claim your experience was "wildly different" than that of someone else, why not POST that experience and maybe you'll get a response. It sounds like you're fishing for info when you haven't even contributed. Second hint, there's a search function. Search for answers to your questions before seeking / requesting specific answers. Others new to this forum have taken this approach and have faired much better.[/QUOTE]I 100% agree with the first part of the post. I'm confused why ChiTownsFN would post about the experience being different but then not actually sharing how / why it was different. That was an easy opportunity to start with a review and get some credit in the bank among other users (esp. Seniors).

The only part I disagree with is that I have read through this thread and used the search function since I'm far north in Chicago and Maria's has rarely (never?) been discussed in these threads as a place for FS. It has often been discussed as a frustrating place in terms of extras related to price. So, the post below about FS seems way out of the norm. Of course, that poster might be super fit, conventionally good looking, young and the specific MP was up for something different. So, confusing would seem to be an apt response, but as the last two responses highlight, we have no idea how the experience was different.

[QUOTE=DWaits;5514316]I 100% agree with the first part of the post. I'm confused why ChiTownsFN would post about the experience being different but then not actually sharing how / why it was different. That was an easy opportunity to start with a review and get some credit in the bank among other users (esp. Seniors).

The only part I disagree with is that I have read through this thread and used the search function since I'm far north in Chicago and Maria's has rarely (never?) been discussed in these threads as a place for FS. It has often been discussed as a frustrating place in terms of extras related to price. So, the post below about FS seems way out of the norm. Of course, that poster might be super fit, conventionally good looking, young and the specific MP was up for something different. So, confusing would seem to be an apt response, but as the last two responses highlight, we have no idea how the experience was different.[/QUOTE]Okay first off I am sorry if I didn't follow protocol here. No one gave me a tutorial as to how I should respond and or what to say? I did post about why my experience was diff but it was never approved so I then PMD the OP'S to gain some insight. Don't understand as to why I am being patronized for legit not know of the clear guidelines here. I am sorry I am newbie trying to navigate the waters but cmon now. Maybe a little friendly advice rather than jumping down my throat.

[QUOTE=ChiTownsFin;5514623]Okay first off I am sorry if I didn't follow protocol here. No one gave me a tutorial as to how I should respond and or what to say? I did post about why my experience was diff but it was never approved so I then PMD the OP'S to gain some insight. Don't understand as to why I am being patronized for legit not know of the clear guidelines here. I am sorry I am newbie trying to navigate the waters but cmon now. Maybe a little friendly advice rather than jumping down my throat.[/QUOTE]Well I'm sure you've looked through this Site for a minute and have seem some reports, so I guess those are your guidelines. Contribute and I'm sure the guys on here will be happy to help you out when they see that you've put in some work here.

[QUOTE=ChiTownsFin;5514623]Okay first off I am sorry if I didn't follow protocol here. No one gave me a tutorial as to how I should respond and or what to say? I did post about why my experience was diff but it was never approved so I then PMD the OP'S to gain some insight. Don't understand as to why I am being patronized for legit not know of the clear guidelines here. I am sorry I am newbie trying to navigate the waters but cmon now. Maybe a little friendly advice rather than jumping down my throat.[/QUOTE]You can go with a simple structure:

Good: Then bullet point or narrate.

Bad: Then bullet point or narrate.

Then say if you would or would not repeat. Also, make sure to include the price (for an MP that is often going to be house fee / tip), the time, and what services you received.

Or you could write a short description that moves chronologically through the experience. No matter what, other mongers will want to know if the service was good, what was included, what was not on the table, and what you paid.

Hope that helps.

[QUOTE=DWaits;5514316]I 100% agree with the first part of the post. I'm confused why ChiTownsFN would post about the experience being different but then not actually sharing how / why it was different. That was an easy opportunity to start with a review and get some credit in the bank among other users (esp. Seniors).

The only part I disagree with is that I have read through this thread and used the search function since I'm far north in Chicago and Maria's has rarely (never?) been discussed in these threads as a place for FS. It has often been discussed as a frustrating place in terms of extras related to price. So, the post below about FS seems way out of the norm. Of course, that poster might be super fit, conventionally good looking, young and the specific MP was up for something different. So, confusing would seem to be an apt response, but as the last two responses highlight, we have no idea how the experience was different.[/QUOTE]Long time ago, 10-15 years back, the menu of some providers was open. I personally knew some Russian mts that offered FS out calls, motel service, in calls. Pretty much everything. Agree, it probably has never been discussed here, moreover, it is all in the past.

Paid a visit last week. Called in and girl on the phone said Mimi and May were available but Mimi was brand new and available now. Based on reviews here I asked for May and they said okay come in now. When I got there a heavier set girl answered the door and led me to a room. I knew something wasn't right so I asked her name and she said May-May. I said I'm sorry I'm looking for May not Mimi. Anyway she said it's okay I'll take care of you but I insisted she get May. She finally did but geeze I wish I didn't have to do that.

When May came in she was definitely more attractive and slimmer but she was in that stewardess outfit that ended up being hard to get under. The massage was not so good 6. 3/10. Standard finish at the end without much roaming because of her outfit. I don't think I'll repeat. The bait and switch left a bad taste in my mouth.

I have never seen worst line up in EV then there is now. They usually kept at least one provider who could do a decent massage. There have always been someone attractive, someone to have some fun with, but not at this time. That's sad.

[QUOTE=Walker333;5520043]I have never seen worst line up in EV then there is now. They usually kept at least one provider who could do a decent massage. There have always been someone attractive, someone to have some fun with, but not at this time. That's sad.[/QUOTE]I agree, I was just there and saw Summer. Was an OK visit. But think I prefer May or Jasmine. And Jasmine will be out for 6 months. Summer introduced me to a new girl named Mia. I saw another 1 named Mimi before and both of these girls are big and chunky LOL. So unless your into that I would pass.

Had a dream at Marias for a 2nd go around with Monica. I let her take the lead and while she got close to the boys nothing transpired. On the flip place towel again on the boys and even adjusted the towel to hint but to no avail. I guess I am just unlucky or look like LE bc as I stated previously my experiences have just been diff. I even tipped well both times in spite of nothing extra. I don't know I would appreciate any tips.

[QUOTE=ChiTownsFin;5520631]Had a dream at Marias for a 2nd go around with Monica. I let her take the lead and while she got close to the boys nothing transpired. On the flip place towel again on the boys and even adjusted the towel to hint but to no avail. I guess I am just unlucky or look like LE bc as I stated previously my experiences have just been diff. I even tipped well both times in spite of nothing extra. I don't know I would appreciate any tips.[/QUOTE]Started hitting up AMPs in 1996. I used trial and error and really didn't need any tips. I figured it out. My bad that I didn't activate my user name until more recently here. But I rtff (old Guide prior to its one time disappearance) without offering my finds. Don't dream. Read and then go do on your own. You're not even obligated to reveal your secrets. I admit to wanting to keep more than one hotty to myself.

Was in the area and made a hh appointment and the eventual stop at Ev, hoped to discover something new and, if not exiting, but at least fresh. Unfortunately, there was no one new, the same mediocre, boring, and grim spiderweb.

[QUOTE=Walker333;5523140]Was in the area and made a hh appointment and the eventual stop at Ev, hoped to discover something new and, if not exiting, but at least fresh. Unfortunately, there was no one new, the same mediocre, boring, and grim spiderweb.[/QUOTE]+1 the same NW spas. The only places with consistent variety are the KSpas. There you won't get a massage. I'd be happy with a good legit massage from a cute girl.

Hello,

Long time lurker first post. I've been in the hobby since the early 90's. Since then it's been a mixture of escorts, SW's and MP's. I think the escort market is way high now so I'm back to MP's.

I've been to Relax no Howard (near the el) about 6 x's since May. From what I can see. There are 3 different girls - 2 of which are older 40's-50's? Hard to tell with the mask. There is a younger one. Maybe late 20's early 30's. I've only drawn the younger one once and the other two on 2 occasions each. One of the older ladies has worn the same orange sort of Hawaii print sort of dress (she's commando. That much I could tell).

Each time. The massage has been actually pretty good. So at the very least you get a knot worked out of your neck.

Since I am gingerly re-learning the ropes of MP's. I'm not attempting to roam. Or ask for off-menu items. L1 seems to be standard. Not much negotiation. But like I's said. I'm not really trying.

Overall. Place is clean, quiet and the mt's have all been very nice (very little English as far as I can tell). I've worn my covid mask at half-mast and they don't say anything about that.

L1 has been fine. Nothing off the charts. But decent. . 45/ door - . 50/ tip. The orange dress mt wants. 60 and will not go lower.

I'd go back. It's in my neighborhood. But looking to expand it a little. No really interested in L1 (but that'll do) - looking for some other 'options' - Russian or some hot-doggin.

Is it really that average? It seems like the perfect location.

I want to try it, but it seems like no one here really likes it. Anybody want to tell me different?

[QUOTE=HoosierT;5533021]Is it really that average? It seems like the perfect location.

I want to try it, but it seems like no one here really likes it. Anybody want to tell me different?[/QUOTE]No one talks about Ya Ya because it is completely legit. Only one way to know for certain though.

[QUOTE=SpaGuy21;5533052]No one talks about Ya Ya because it is completely legit. Only one way to know for certain though.[/QUOTE]For a short period of time there was a Mongolian Mt. L1 was on the menu only for those whom she knew from some previous parlors where she worked. It was extremely UTR. Then she reaped by the Swift, but not for a long time as well.

I have a couple places of choice thanks to everybody out here. But neither of them has a shower. At least, I've never been offered on Central.

Does anyone's place of preference in the area include a shower?

[QUOTE=HoosierT;5534282]I have a couple places of choice thanks to everybody out here. But neither of them has a shower. At least, I've never been offered on Central.

Does anyone's place of preference in the area include a shower?[/QUOTE]If you are inquiring about TS, then the answer is NO, but a regular shower is available at most of the places (ev, k, sunny, Sherman etc). You can always call or walk in and ask.

[QUOTE=BabyBoy2013;5520381]I agree, I was just there and saw Summer. Was an OK visit. But think I prefer May or Jasmine. And Jasmine will be out for 6 months. Summer introduced me to a new girl named Mia. I saw another 1 named Mimi before and both of these girls are big and chunky LOL. So unless your into that I would pass.[/QUOTE]I was lucky enough to visit Jasmine a few time and had a great time. Great massage and L1+ but she is back home for the next 5 months. I did see Mimi once and that chubby little girl was fun, but is gone now. I received a WeChat message today that said there were 2 new girls starting today. Does anyone have any info? If not, I'll be visiting this weekend and will report.

[QUOTE=JackRam;5536016]I was lucky enough to visit Jasmine a few time and had a great time. Great massage and L1+ but she is back home for the next 5 months. I did see Mimi once and that chubby little girl was fun, but is gone now. I received a WeChat message today that said there were 2 new girls starting today. Does anyone have any info? If not, I'll be visiting this weekend and will report.[/QUOTE]2 days ago, at around 4 pm I tried to book an appointment at Ev by sending them (including the Boss), a text message, but received no respond. It would be helpful to find out what's going on there.

[QUOTE=JackRam;5536016]I was lucky enough to visit Jasmine a few time and had a great time. Great massage and L1+ but she is back home for the next 5 months. I did see Mimi once and that chubby little girl was fun, but is gone now. I received a WeChat message today that said there were 2 new girls starting today. Does anyone have any info? If not, I'll be visiting this weekend and will report.[/QUOTE]In my recent Dream I stopped in at Ev and saw the new girl Lisa, descent shape not petite but OK figure, limited English and maybe late 30's or 40's. Massage was good but that's where fun ends. Allowed roaming but it went downhill after that when she started talking shop prices and that killed the session with all the back and forth. Wanted. 80 for L1 LOL. Told her No! And told her what I'm used to tipping. Finally came down to. 60. But by then all was lost and it was a boner kill. She stepped out of the room to get her phone, I guess to use an app translator but by the time she came back I was already dressed. Told her I would still tip her for the massage but she demanded my change from the 60 for the half hour then started demanding more money. At that point I was done and left since it was a shitty experience with this new chick. She was pissed and so was I. But oh well.

[QUOTE=Walker333;5537114]2 days ago, at around 4 pm I tried to book an appointment at Ev by sending them (including the Boss), a text message, but received no respond. It would be helpful to find out what's going on there.[/QUOTE]I tried texting a week or so ago and it took 2-3 hours to get a response. I would just call if you're interested.

[QUOTE=BabyBoy2013;5537121]In my recent Dream I stopped in at Ev and saw the new girl Lisa, descent shape not petite but OK figure, limited English and maybe late 30's or 40's. Massage was good but that's where fun ends. Allowed roaming but it went downhill after that when she started talking shop prices and that killed the session with all the back and forth. Wanted. 80 for L1 LOL. Told her No! And told her what I'm used to tipping. Finally came down to. 60. But by then all was lost and it was a boner kill. She stepped out of the room to get her phone, I guess to use an app translator but by the time she came back I was already dressed. Told her I would still tip her for the massage but she demanded my change from the 60 for the half hour then started demanding more money. At that point I was done and left since it was a shitty experience with this new chick. She was pissed and so was I. But oh well.[/QUOTE]After having read the reviews on Lisa I decided to take a pass on her. I called yesterday morning (they won't take text anymore) any asked for an appointment with anyone but Lisa. I was told a new girl just started and will be working on Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays. Walked in the shop a few hours later and met Yoki. Yoki is mid 30's with a nice firm body wrapped in a tight little purple dress. Her English is basic and with that she's seem's to be a very sweet person. She delivered an above average massage, never mentioned a tip, and I enjoyed a full hour. She did not disappoint after the flip and I left there 65/50 down. This one's a keeper and I'll be back soon.

Not Evanston or Skokie but not too far away. Check out my post under Chicago Massage Parlor #24938.

Stopped by Sunrise on Dempster yesterday. Rang the bell twice with no answer so I headed to my car and the side door opened and I was invited in by Jia. Took one hour and received great massage (legit) and was very happy with the end. Very attentive and no negotiation. Will repeat. On the way out the car parked next to me had a LEO jacket on the passenger seat.

[QUOTE=Sully1234;5555585]Stopped by Sunrise on Dempster yesterday. Rang the bell twice with no answer so I headed to my car and the side door opened and I was invited in by Jia. Took one hour and received great massage (legit) and was very happy with the end. Very attentive and no negotiation. Will repeat. On the way out the car parked next to me had a LEO jacket on the passenger seat.[/QUOTE]IMHO it's impossible to be "very" happy at the end of a legit massage because it's "either - or" (mutually exclusive events). In any case, I appreciate that you took the plunge and reported back. Stay safe.

[QUOTE=Walker333;5557061]IMHO it's impossible to be "very" happy at the end of a legit massage because it's "either - or" (mutually exclusive events). In any case, I appreciate that you took the plunge and reported back. Stay safe.[/QUOTE]Sounds like he got both a good massage and a happy ending. "legit" by definition means no happy ending but I take his comment to mean the massage was high quality. I've gotten some shit massages from legit therapists and so very good massages from HE providers. The therapeutic quality of the massage has as much to do with the hands and instincts of the therapist as much as the formal training. The very best therapeutic massages in my life have come from legit therapists with both the hands and the training (personality and a sense for when to talk and when to shut up helps as well). But some AMP / emp do a great job also.

[QUOTE=ZzTopSterZz;5557159]Sounds like he got both a good massage and a happy ending. "legit" by definition means no happy ending but I take his comment to mean the massage was high quality. I've gotten some shit massages from legit therapists and so very good massages from HE providers. The therapeutic quality of the massage has as much to do with the hands and instincts of the therapist as much as the formal training. The very best therapeutic massages in my life have come from legit therapists with both the hands and the training (personality and a sense for when to talk and when to shut up helps as well). But some AMP / emp do a great job also.[/QUOTE]Yes I meant that the massage was legitimately good, much better than the usual and she went above and beyond on the finish.

[QUOTE=Sully1234;5557543]Yes I meant that the massage was legitimately good, much better than the usual and she went above and beyond on the finish.[/QUOTE]I appreciate your clarification, and, as soon as visit, I will report. Stay Safe.

[QUOTE=Sully1234;5557543]Yes I meant that the massage was legitimately good, much better than the usual and she went above and beyond on the finish.[/QUOTE]May I know the rate? Would probably try out.

[QUOTE=Ziroxd91;5557965]May I know the rate? Would probably try out.[/QUOTE]Door plus six. I got the name wrong, when I went back I found out she goes by Julia

Saw new girl Coco. LOL I'm going to start giving out I'd #s if the AMP names don't get more creative. She's new in town and just started at Ev this week. Young, very pretty, and good massage skills. English is a work in process but she's friendly. Very good addition to the group.

I've only been in this hobby for a few months, but I already found my atf so I won't be looking around anymore, so here's a summary of my exp.

I've only been to Tea Therapy, Nana, Wellness, and K.

Tea Therapy. AMP in Glenview, seemed very standard. Only went once as I didn't find anyone there attractive.

Nana. I saw mixed reports so I went once to see for myself. It was self and I wasn't a fan of the layout where I can hear everything since there's no complete walls. Went once and never again.

K. I saw several talents here, but I didn't really ask for their names. The best was a shorter and older lady who was nevertheless in pretty good shape, not sure if she was MMS or what but it was pretty good.

Wellness (Linda) - Been with both Linda and Lisa, only did L1 with both. Linda is short and seems fairly young (25-30? But has a very cute face and is more bubbly in personality. She's a bit pricy. 120-140 for L1 nude and 300 for L2. Not worth it, but it's available.

Wellness (Lisa) - Lisa is a bit older than Linda and is L1 only. She's got a surprisingly nice and fairly athletic build. Her massage is. Okay. Idk if it's just good chemistry or if she's just good at her job, but 10/10 L1 and teasing IMO. I tip on what I believe is the higher end of avg (80-100) so that this experience with a grain of salt since I'm assuming she's just trying to keep me coming back for more.

Marias. Threw this in as I just remembered it. I called, set an apt, was greeted by a very large lady. No disrespect, that's fine and all, but that's also def. Not my preference so I left halfway through since I didn't even want L1 at that point.

I've wanted to look into ind places / talents, but honestly it just seems difficult and sketchy, I'd rather just go to escorts at that point.

[QUOTE=SuburbanMonger;5566655]I've only been in this hobby for a few months, but I already found my atf so I won't be looking around anymore, so here's a summary of my exp.

I've only been to Tea Therapy, Nana, Wellness, and K.

Tea Therapy. AMP in Glenview, seemed very standard. Only went once as I didn't find anyone there attractive.

Nana. I saw mixed reports so I went once to see for myself. It was self and I wasn't a fan of the layout where I can hear everything since there's no complete walls. Went once and never again.

K. I saw several talents here, but I didn't really ask for their names. The best was a shorter and older lady who was nevertheless in pretty good shape, not sure if she was MMS or what but it was pretty good.

Wellness (Linda) - Been with both Linda and Lisa, only did L1 with both. Linda is short and seems fairly young (25-30? But has a very cute face and is more bubbly in personality. She's a bit pricy. 120-140 for L1 nude and 300 for L2. Not worth it, but it's available.

Wellness (Lisa) - Lisa is a bit older than Linda and is L1 only. She's got a surprisingly nice and fairly athletic build. Her massage is. Okay. Idk if it's just good chemistry or if she's just good at her job, but 10/10 L1 and teasing IMO. I tip on what I believe is the higher end of avg (80-100) so that this experience with a grain of salt since I'm assuming she's just trying to keep me coming back for more.

Marias. Threw this in as I just remembered it. I called, set an apt, was greeted by a very large lady. No disrespect, that's fine and all, but that's also def. Not my preference so I left halfway through since I didn't even want L1 at that point.

I've wanted to look into ind places / talents, but honestly it just seems difficult and sketchy, I'd rather just go to escorts at that point.[/QUOTE]I also have the same experience as you. I try to find any Asian Apartment around from RubRating, but not sure if it is legit. Here are couples of them.

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