No Relax due to Main Street Drama
Wed Night/Morning, 1am, I swing down Main and crawl around the back streets near the Relax, when I spot Kera, this sweat little HSW spinner in a white sun dress. 5'2", tiny everything, maybe 25ish. We have dated 4-5 times in the past, but never in this area, so I pull over and get her.
She hopes in we do a quick Life Guard check - she lifts up her dress to expose a shaved box, then leans over and puts her hand up my shorts and grabs my sack. :)
She asks if I want to go to the Relax, she has a room and no one is there. We agree to .30 for half/half with a finish CIM and off we go.
We get in the room, I lock up and check everything/everywhere, we settle in and she begins a slow BBBJ, then we move to CFS Mish....when the door almost comes off its hinges with a loud knock.
I get up fast and am dressed in 10 seconds, she tosses her dress on. Knock Knock Knock..."Jax PD" I look out and see nothing but red and blue lights.
We open the door and 4 cops are standing out side asking about a room two doors down from us. Someone was robbed....then they begin asking what we are doing and of course see her Crack paraphernalia on every flat surface in room and a crack pipe in her hand. They walk me out side and begin drilling me. I tell them I was just leaving and they ask if they can search me. I ask them for what reason, do I look like a crack head. They say procedure and I say my lawyer will want to be present can I call him, he is speed dial #1 on my cell.
They begin this COP BS about "nothing to hide", "nothing to worry about", so I ask if I am being detained for anything or and I free to go. Sgt. A-Hole asks why I am in such a hurry. I tell him I'm not, but that I do know my rights and this is not an episode of "Law and Order", so either read me my Miranda or let me leave. This pissed them off.
By now they have Kera cuffed and in a patrol car. They give my this BS that she said I gave her money for drugs and sex. I reply that if they looked in my wallet that I have .60 cash and an ATM receipt for .60 (note - there is no way in hell I was letting them touch/look at anything of mine without arresting me). So if they have proof that she has other money that was mine, show it to me.
They ask for my wallet and I say it's time to call my lawyer, so I hit my speed dial and he answers. I tell him the police are detaining me and he needs to get his A$$ down to Main Street. He asks to speak to the officer in charge, I hand Sgt. A-Hole the phone and my lawyer gives him and ear full.
My lawyer tell him to read me my Miranda rights or let me leave. Sgt A-Hole hands me my phone and tells me to get the hell out of here and if they see me again I will be in big trouble. Yeah Right!
I jump in my car and head home. That's when I realize that I still have the condom on my cock - too funny.
So - be safe and happy surfing,
SW Surfer
Are you calling out a Senior Member???
[QUOTE=Darmidillo]Saw that you posted ads in two cities at the same times......hmmmm. Columbus and Jacksonville are only about 1000 miles apart.[/QUOTE]
Okay I read his POST (the whole thing) I think you missed the part where he's sitting at the Airport. Obviously he FLEW out of town and was giving an update back to the mongers in Columbus. His other report was more an actual time line report. If you haven't noticed, senior member reports are posted immediately and regular members take a day two.
OS
SWS - I may have you beat!!!
I have gotten laid in Orlando and about 3 hours later was getting laid in Los Angeles!!!! OK - I admit that the 3 hour time change helped a lot with car rental and traffic... but the watch did not lie! LOL
Actually what you are saying is VERY reasonable and I've done it myself. It the trail on the way to the airport, pick up a car and hit the appropriate trail on the way to the hotel (or better yet have a hotel near the trail - Dallas is great for that).
When I drive from Miami to Tally, I always make a couple of stops in the cities along the way... sometimes even divert over to Jacksonville for a Pony show!!!
Keep up the good work and happy hunting.
Snook
Sounds like someone's mommy has not been paying him his allowance.
Darnidildo...maybe in a year or two when you get your drivers license and actual experience getting your dick sucked by a female that’s not a relative, you will learn something.
Until then…(pushing the ignore button)
[QUOTE=Darmidillo]Note to SW_Surfer....I did say my apologies. Another note...don't make yourself sound so high and mighty. You are paying to get your dick sucked. You ain't a stud!!! Ads, posts, blogs, same thing. I really didn't think I was being a poser. I was just posting information, like you, like everyone here. Like people think you do anyway. You have been a member here for how long? Just because I do not spend ALL my resources on ****** and ALL my time on this board does not make me a poser. I also do not brag about how much I spend. It sounds like SW wants to just fit in somewhere.[/QUOTE]
University Avenue Spinner
I spotted a nice-looking petite WF walking slowly near the Popeye's on University this afternoon. My SW radar was immediatly set off even though she looked almost too good to be a SW. I made a u-turn and entered a bank parking lot and parked. She saw me staring, approached my car and jumped in. Said her name was Eve. She had a very cute clean look about her. A true spinner; 36yo (looked younger), about 5'1", 105lbs with an ok personality. She told me she needed to make a little money. I headed to a secluded location and received a nice long satisfying BJ for $20. She provided me her unconfirmed digits while I dropped her off at her Apt complex. I will probably try them this later this week for some FS.