Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Cheetah688;1755077]A review on the older one?[/QUOTE]Face: 3.

Body: saw face, didn't ask.

I went for massage but thought I could ask more, however, after saw the face I only want the massage. Massage not so good.

I'm newer to this hobby. I read good things about [url]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/highly-erotic-petite-exotic-beauty-lauren-24/12491531[/url]. I give her a call, set up an appointment, drive to the first destination, make the the second call. And no answer, no call back. What's a guy to do? Write her off and look for better manners? Accept a level of flakiness and try again? Opinions please.

[QUOTE=FishAsaurusJoe; 1759303]I'm newer to this hobby. I read good things about.

[url]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/highly-erotic-petite-exotic-beauty-lauren-24/12491531[/url]

I give her a call, set up an appointment, drive to the first destination, make the the second call. And no answer, no call back. What's a guy to do? Write her off and look for better manners? Accept a level of flakiness and try again? Opinions please.[/QUOTE]Call her back to make another appointment but ask her for a nice discount for your aggravation. Not just a piddly amount off either. Tell her you want a sweet ass discount. Not only for your wasted gas but for your wasted time. Be adamant. If she doesn't budge then forget about her. She can talk to herself if she wants to talk to someone.

I found this ad on backpage and it's close enough to me, any one know anything about it? It's off 71 in Brunswick.

[url]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/asian-spa-professional-quality-massage_-24/12657959[/url]

[QUOTE=FishAsaurusJoe; 1759303]I'm newer to this hobby. I read good things about.

[url]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/highly-erotic-petite-exotic-beauty-lauren-24/12491531[/url]

I give her a call, set up an appointment, drive to the first destination, make the the second call. And no answer, no call back. What's a guy to do? Write her off and look for better manners? Accept a level of flakiness and try again? Opinions please.[/QUOTE]I'm surprised you got through. Left two voicemails no return. Also, when I called the second time I was forwarded to a vm box with a 216 number. Happen with anyone else? My hunch is google voice or something like that.

Good advice to take.

[QUOTE=Fannima30;1759663]Call her back to make another appointment but ask her for a nice discount for your aggravation. Not just a piddly amount off either. Tell her you want a sweet ass discount. Not only for your wasted gas but for your wasted time. Be adamant. If she doesn't budge then forget about her. She can talk to herself if she wants to talk to someone.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Fannima30;1759663]Call her back to make another appointment but ask her for a nice discount for your aggravation. Not just a piddly amount off either. Tell her you want a sweet ass discount. Not only for your wasted gas but for your wasted time. Be adamant. If she doesn't budge then forget about her. She can talk to herself if she wants to talk to someone.[/QUOTE]I would like to point out this a hooker. It's not a legitamite business.

The chances she's going to be worried about your gas or time is probably slim to none. Not to mention that using her shitty manners as an excuse to try and shame her into giving you a discount is sorta like trying to pity a normal woman into having sex after she cancelled on a date.

So my advice just skip her.

[QUOTE=Rpibble; 1759785]I found this ad on backpage and it's close enough to me, any one know anything about it? It's off 71 in Brunswick.

[url]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/asian-spa-professional-quality-massage_-24/12657959[/url][/QUOTE]I'm drawing a blank. TOFTT and let us know how it turned out.

[QUOTE=FishAsaurusJoe; 1759303]I'm newer to this hobby. I read good things about.

[url]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/highly-erotic-petite-exotic-beauty-lauren-24/12491531[/url]

I give her a call, set up an appointment, drive to the first destination, make the the second call. And no answer, no call back. What's a guy to do? Write her off and look for better manners? Accept a level of flakiness and try again? Opinions please.[/QUOTE]I know her and have had a couple of excellent fbsm's. She's been responsible about setting up appts, etc. I'll bet she has something going on in her personal life. Or you, less likely, sent the wrong vibes.

I think the advice to ask for a concession in the fee makes sense.

[QUOTE=Asmoth; 1760178]I would like to point out this a hooker. It's not a legitamite business.

The chances she's going to be worried about your gas or time is probably slim to none. Not to mention that using her shitty manners as an excuse to try and shame her into giving you a discount is sorta like trying to pity a normal woman into having sex after she cancelled on a date.[/QUOTE]It seemed to have worked for you in the past:

[QUOTE=Asmoth; 1666976]Kayla.

[url]http://cleveland.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/specials-playful-flirty-sexy-up-late-well-reviewed-26/12626676[/url]

She will negotiate her rates, and sometimes the old,"Well all I have to spend is X" routine will get a quick, OK, as she has kids and bills to pay. Asmoth[/QUOTE]Plus you have nothing to lose by asking. It's kind of like a test: Pass / Fail.

[QUOTE=Fannima30; 1760434]It seemed to have worked for you in the past:

Plus you have nothing to lose by asking. It's kind of like a test: Pass / Fail.[/QUOTE]That was a unique situation, she was soliciting ME via text and shit."How you doing honey, want to come see me?" etc. So I knew she was in need for it and would be in a weak bargaining point.

If the chick isn't keeping appointments, she's not that hard up. She probably scored on a lick really big before homeboy showed up, and decided she was done for the day. Not worth the time and effort.

I've searched around and there are only a few reports on her but not very much detail. Is she a full package consider 160 / hr as her rate?

[url]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/experience-the-art-of-touch-with-a-busty-and-sensual-beauty-27/9875291[/url]

[QUOTE=Xonaz26; 1760584]I've searched around and there are only a few reports on her but not very much detail. Is she a full package consider 160 / hr as her rate?

[url]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/experience-the-art-of-touch-with-a-busty-and-sensual-beauty-27/9875291[/url][/QUOTE]As far as I know none of the girls in that agency are full service, just rub and tug. However, I enjoy it because every girl I've seen there has allowed me a lot of finger play which really helps me pop in handjobs!

Where are you putting your fingers? Last massage girl I saw I put my finger Up her Butt. I was railing it pretty good with my left arm which was sore for 3 days. With my other hand I had my finger in her mouth and she was sucking on my finger pretty good. In retrospect I thought it would be pretty hot to try putting my finger that was just in her butt in her mouth. To see if she likes fudgepops.

[QUOTE=Rpibble; 1759785]I found this ad on backpage and it's close enough to me, any one know anything about it? It's off 71 in Brunswick.

[url]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/asian-spa-professional-quality-massage_-24/12657959[/url][/QUOTE]Trying this Thursday, anyone know anything in the meantime?

[QUOTE=Xonaz26; 1760584]I've searched around and there are only a few reports on her but not very much detail. Is she a full package consider 160 / hr as her rate?

[url]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/experience-the-art-of-touch-with-a-busty-and-sensual-beauty-27/9875291[/url][/QUOTE]I think she is one of the hottest massage ladies that I've seen. Nice massage. Great body. Good HJ. But you just are wanting and craving more and not on the menu. At 160, it's a tough decision.

[QUOTE=I Love Massage;1761658]I think she is one of the hottest massage ladies that I've seen. Nice massage. Great body. Good HJ. But you just are wanting and craving more and not on the menu. At 160, it's a tough decision.[/QUOTE]Does she get nude? Can you fondle and play with her? Are her pics accurate? PM me if you'd like, thanks.

[QUOTE=WhoreMoan;1761682]Does she get nude? Can you fondle and play with her? Are her pics accurate? PM me if you'd like, thanks.[/QUOTE]Yes nude. Yes pictures are accurate. Yes you can fondle above waist. No fingers inserted below.

[QUOTE=I Love Massage;1761743]Yes nude. Yes pictures are accurate. Yes you can fondle above waist. No fingers inserted below.[/QUOTE]That's a bummer, although I understand it. But for me, I've just got to play with some pussy for a HE.

[QUOTE=I Love Massage;1761743]Yes nude. Yes pictures are accurate. Yes you can fondle above waist. No fingers inserted below.[/QUOTE]So basically, the sexy lady massages you with a stiff rod hanging for $160 doesn't sound fun; (.

Every once in awhile (rarely) do I get crazy and overspend for a HJ, usually when I'm on the prowl and can't get a call back, everytime I've done it I've had buyers remorse regardless of how hot the provider happens to be, I always walk away thinking I could have seen so many others for good FS two times for what I just paid. Happens as soon as I'm washing little me and he looks in the mirror as if to say Asshole you could be going again now instead of leaving.

Not saying I won't do it again, just saying there are soooo many good massages with HE, for under a $, why drive up the market? Just MHO, guess if I had unlimited funds I wouldn't care but I work hard for my $$ and there are sooo many friends out there that are greatful to get a share.

H.

[QUOTE=I Love Massage;1761658]I think she is one of the hottest massage ladies that I've seen. Nice massage. Great body. Good HJ. But you just are wanting and craving more and not on the menu. At 160, it's a tough decision.[/QUOTE]

Mine was the same experience as I Love Massage's. A bit pricey, but worth it IMO. Very high quality.

[QUOTE=I Love Massage;1761743]Yes nude. Yes pictures are accurate. Yes you can fondle above waist. No fingers inserted below.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RMike802;1761898]That's a bummer, although I understand it. But for me, I've just got to play with some pussy for a HE.[/QUOTE]Had pretty much same experience with Amber awhile ago (first visit for me). Recently saw layla and was.

Much better got to roam everywhere with fiv also. As always YMMV. Although I've been there twice and I do.

Plan to go back for other talent the visits won't be that often as I agree with hungryeye 160 is a lot but hey.

Variety is the spice. And the little head gets the best of us sometimes

[QUOTE=RMike802;1761898]That's a bummer, although I understand it. But for me, I've just got to play with some pussy for a HE.[/QUOTE]I've seen Laura and Gina at this agency and both allowed fingering, hell Laura begged for it actually.

It's premium cost but its premium service in regards to getting off with a HJ. I am like this guy, I got to finger or fuck, I can't just cum from a blowjob or handjob.

Anyone know anything about.

[url]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/top-service-sexy-pretty-sweet-friendly-call-now-21/12065185[/url]

[QUOTE=Jqute; 1760401]I know her and have had a couple of excellent fbsm's. She's been responsible about setting up appts, etc. I'll bet she has something going on in her personal life. Or you, less likely, sent the wrong vibes.

I think the advice to ask for a concession in the fee makes sense.[/QUOTE]Lauren used to work for a very reliable agency on the westside. Her recent adds and new phone number indicate that she may have gone independent.

She was always reliable and very good.

[QUOTE=Roger44; 1763355]Lauren used to work for a very reliable agency on the westside. Her recent adds and new phone number indicate that she may have gone independent.

She was always reliable and very good.[/QUOTE]Correct, no longer with agency. Independent (does have a partner Audrey Adair / Tyra Monroe). She has been very easy to contact and set up appointments with and that ass of hers. Oh My!

[QUOTE=I Love Massage;1761743]Yes nude. Yes pictures are accurate. Yes you can fondle above waist. No fingers inserted below.[/QUOTE]Ok, lets cum down to planet earth guys, for $150 the girl better be slipping and sliding all over you naked! Had this done in Niagara Falls a long time ago for $60 (place is gone now along with the Hot blond that did the massage)

Most of the time when you ftv, you are doing them a favour, they are giving you a HJ and it just makes sense to return the favor so why NO fiv? Is this like you are fvcking me but you cannot kiss me on the lips deal chit? So, if you get a naked massage put your fiv, if she says no, then Do Not Repeat! If they do not get business then they will allow fiv and they will love it!

If you go past Erie, Pa. Get into one of their massage centers for $60 you get to take a shower with one of their young attendants In The Shower and they are Naked, when I get in the shower with a naked young girl or a lady with a hot body, my mouth goes on her left nipple and my right index fiv, and the girls Don't mind, one time I was in the shower with a young hot blond right away I go to the natural position and then I go to give the other girl in the shower some attention and she says No! So all my attention, and my tip went to the hot young blond! Erie, Pa was a good place to go before they installed the showers!

But they give such a good massage. Bla, bla, bla.

If you want a good massage from a young girl (fully clothed) go to the Cleveland school for medical massage, you get a total body massage (except the package) by a student for $25. You have to buy a 4pack and use the passes within the year, but this is your best bang for your buck.

Went to Lilly's in Parma Heights. Don't waste your time. Got there about 5 minutes before my 7 pm appointment time and had to wait almost 40 minutes past the appointment before I got led to one of the massage cubicles by mamas an, I'm guessing it was Lilly, every bit my age of late 40's just not as pretty, LOL. I'm guessing she was there to answer the phone and do the scheduling because while I was waiting I did see a girl who may have been Anna from their website, cute girl but all I got was a glimpse because it was Lilly who came into my cubicle when I was ready. I tried to ask for one of the younger girls but I truly believe she knows less than 50 words of english. I was never asked how much time I wanted, who I wanted to see, or what kind of massage I wanted. I highly doubt that all the different massages they advertise on their site are offered. It's my guess that you're going to get one kind of massage and the only thing that is different is the amount of pressure used. The massage itself wasn't bad, it was slightly above average but well below stellar. After my time was up it was implied that the 90 minutes is better, she could do more. I'll never know, I wasn't happy dropping 70 for the hour and I wasn't expecting anything other than a massage. Oh, and not 20 minutes after I walked out the door my back started hurting again, I was not relaxed. As for the time itself, I paid for the hour but she answered the phone twice during the session and left the cubicle 3 times. I probably got about 45 minutes of actual hands on time. Towards the end she was talking to, Anna, in the other cubicle in Chinese. I could hear the guy in there moaning telling her how good it felt in a voice that sounded like he was just trying to convince her he's a nice guy and that she can do more, like a dirty old man trying to lure the hot college chick into his van, HAH, good luck buddy. In a nutshell, I wasted my time and 70 bucks on a sub par massage experience that took place almost an hour later than it was supposed to without any kind of apology from a woman who was not really much to look at and impossible to have a conversation with, unless you speak Chinese. Maybe the other 2 chicks perform better, I don't know and I'll never know. Y'all are welcome to try your luck but don't expect anything but a massage and a long wait, in fact don't even make an appointment, just walk in, the wait will probably be the same.

Keep your powder dry. C688

[QUOTE=PerfectAss; 1766494]Ok, lets cum down to planet earth guys, for $150 the girl better be slipping and sliding all over you naked! Had this done in Niagara Falls a long time ago for $60 (place is gone now along with the Hot blond that did the massage)

Most of the time when you ftv, you are doing them a favour, they are giving you a HJ and it just makes sense to return the favor so why NO fiv? Is this like you are fvcking me but you cannot kiss me on the lips deal chit? So, if you get a naked massage put your fiv, if she says no, then Do Not Repeat! If they do not get business then they will allow fiv and they will love it!

If you go past Erie, Pa. Get into one of their massage centers for $60 you get to take a shower with one of their young attendants In The Shower and they are Naked, when I get in the shower with a naked young girl or a lady with a hot body, my mouth goes on her left nipple and my right index fiv, and the girls Don't mind, one time I was in the shower with a young hot blond right away I go to the natural position and then I go to give the other girl in the shower some attention and she says No! So all my attention, and my tip went to the hot young blond! Erie, Pa was a good place to go before they installed the showers!

But they give such a good massage. Bla, bla, bla.

If you want a good massage from a young girl (fully clothed) go to the Cleveland school for medical massage, you get a total body massage (except the package) by a student for $25. You have to buy a 4pack and use the passes within the year, but this is your best bang for your buck.[/QUOTE]Post a link on the Erie PA destination.

I may be up for a road trip.

Be Safe.

Goat

[QUOTE=Goat Ohio; 1767441]Post a link on the Erie PA destination.

I may be up for a road trip.

Be Safe.

Goat[/QUOTE]Hey Goat. I use to travel between NY and Oh all the time and ALWAYS made time for a stop in Erie. Used to be one on Liberty was great. Also Katies but haven't been there in a long time. Money well spent. Stay safe

I had a rough experience at our ol Mikey's place. I am looking for a replacement for Danielle. I like their attitude but am looking for variety, but I still prefer spinners that do a decent nude massage. Any recommendations?

Goat,

[url]http://www.topix.com/yp/erie-pa/l-88941364-satin-health-spa[/url]

The one I go to is the satin health spa on peach st. I guess they were closed for a while probably when they were putting in the showers and raising the prices. Not sure if its a place to make the road trip because these girls although do a great job but they change girls often could be hit or miss, the reason they do so well with the turnover is because the training they recieve, the other girl in the shower with me was in traing so it was a 2 for 1 deal (who wouldn't say no?)

Erie is definately worth the trip because they have sooo many spas another one 2 blocks north of satin on the west side of peach, good luck and report back!

[QUOTE=Jd1234;1768088]I had a rough experience at our ol Mikey's place. I am looking for a replacement for Danielle. I like their attitude but am looking for variety, but I still prefer spinners that do a decent nude massage. Any recommendations?[/QUOTE]Natalee has a similar physique and attractiveness, and service at a level like Danielle used to offer before her expanded menu. [url]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/natalee-23/12028390.[/url] Hard to find reviews because the group doesn't allow. This is also the group where Carmen "best hands in biz" got her start before opening her own studio.

Also Natalee's and Carmen's places, istm, are safer than Mikey's since his ladies have expanded their menus.

Thanks. Will give her a call. I think there are a few other ladies that work with her. Since they have no reviews, I wasn't too sure about visiting their place.

[QUOTE=Jqute; 1768288]Natalee has a similar physique and attractiveness, and service at a level like Danielle used to offer before her expanded menu.

[url]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/natalee-23/12028390.[/url]

Hard to find reviews because the group doesn't allow. This is also the group where Carmen "best hands in biz" got her start before opening her own studio.

Also Natalee's and Carmen's places, istm, are safer than Mikey's since his ladies have expanded their menus.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jqute;1768288]Also Natalee's and Carmen's places, istm, are safer than Mikey's since his ladies have expanded their menus.[/QUOTE]Thank you for posting this.

I've seen Danielle a few times. My first trip, I thought the massage was great and so was the extra effort HE. I decided to try Cougar. Looking for someone with a fuller figure as her photos would suggest. However, she seemed even smaller than Danielle and I was disappointed on that front. (those photos can't be accurate)

Expanding on my review of Cougar. I wasn't 2 steps into her room before she had her tongue down my throat and I felt that a massage was the last thing on her mind. Never discussed the menu as my service was simply upgradedfull. FWIW, the conversation was nice and she respected MY limits.

So I would echo your "safe" comment and I don't plan to return. Its a shame as it was convenient to me and I think they have a nice setup otherwise.

Now if the place on Miles would just get a bigger shower. I'd be a happy man.

[QUOTE=Jqute; 1768288]Natalee has a similar physique and attractiveness, and service at a level like Danielle used to offer before her expanded menu.

[url]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/natalee-23/12028390.[/url]

Hard to find reviews because the group doesn't allow. This is also the group where Carmen "best hands in biz" got her start before opening her own studio.

Also Natalee's and Carmen's places, istm, are safer than Mikey's since his ladies have expanded their menus.[/QUOTE]I agree. NO comparison between Danielle and Natalee. Natalee much hotter, but without the expanded menu.

Again, agree on Natalee's and Carmen's studios. Good locations, clean, nicely decorated, safer.

Guys, really, this is one of the most vague threads I've read on here in awhile. WTF. If you can't be clearer than this you may as well PM each other.

First trip back to Warren in a couple years this weekend. Used to hit one next to army base going into Warren this time. Any have a fav after changes lmk I haven't been out there in a while.

[QUOTE=One Good Tug; 1768843]Thank you for posting this.

I've seen Danielle a few times. My first trip, I thought the massage was great and so was the extra effort HE. I decided to try Cougar. Looking for someone with a fuller figure as her photos would suggest. However, she seemed even smaller than Danielle and I was disappointed on that front. (those photos can't be accurate)

Expanding on my review of Cougar. I wasn't 2 steps into her room before she had her tongue down my throat and I felt that a massage was the last thing on her mind. Never discussed the menu as my service was simply upgradedfull. FWIW, the conversation was nice and she respected MY limits.

So I would echo your "safe" comment and I don't plan to return. Its a shame as it was convenient to me and I think they have a nice setup otherwise.

Now if the place on Miles would just get a bigger shower. I'd be a happy man.[/QUOTE]I can respect your tastes and feelings but I have to say that it's probably going to fall on mostly deaf ears if you say, and I realize I'm taking liberties with this, but oh well."OMG, the girl I paid to ONLY Massage me wanted to fuck my brains out for no extra charge, the nerve!"

Sorry, couldn't resist pointing that out, and what is the place on Miles? You talking about the joint where Laura and Gina work? If so that's a damn good spot, the only SMALL downside is that 160 is a bit high for only tug and rub, but they do get bonus points for letting me finger the shit out of them.