Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Cincisimple;1461857]I'm not even going to try to defend what I said to you. I think that just posting a PM that was sent to you in private, shows what type of person you really are. For anyone who gives a shit, I have no affiliation, with Katrina. I just think its childish to bash people the way you did. If that makes me an asshole, then I can live with that. But don't worry, buddy, I won't make the same mistake twice. Good luck getting anyone to pm you after this.[/QUOTE]I too agree, you should never under any circumstances post a PM. My original post was to say something that we all know. Providers will clean themselves up to shoot pics for their ads. You can even tell that they go to store, try on clothes and snap photos of themselves. The rest of the time they are sucking down cigs in sweat pants, sitting on the couch. No one can argue that this is false advertisement. I was just clarifying that I had heard the experience was different than what was shown in the pics.

[QUOTE=MyOwnIllness; 1462611]Went to Envy, got to go right to a room, pretty empty today. Girl was very pretty but there was more than a few men on staff? She told me no talking just motioning if I need something. I knew what that meant I asked if it was over them she shook as in yes, tip an all $1.

And as for you Cinci, funny thing you already PM'd me again? You said no more PM's! That was quick.[/QUOTE]Could advise to massage ang advise according

[QUOTE=MyOwnIllness; 1462611]Went to Envy, got to go right to a room, pretty empty today. Girl was very pretty but there was more than a few men on staff? She told me no talking just motioning if I need something. I knew what that meant I asked if it was over them she shook as in yes, tip an all $1.

And as for you Cinci, funny thing you already PM'd me again? You said no more PM's! That was quick.[/QUOTE]Okay. I think doublejj was trying to say he was confused, but that post from him was even more confusing.

Anyway, which Envy did you go to? You were given a no talking rule. But then asked if it was over? Did you motion to what you want? Did she follow through? I'm thinking with the tip the answer is yes, but I thought that was very unusual there.

[QUOTE=Mattgill01; 1464151]Okay. I think doublejj was trying to say he was confused, but that post from him was even more confusing.

Anyway, which Envy did you go to? You were given a no talking rule. But then asked if it was over? Did you motion to what you want? Did she follow through? I'm thinking with the tip the answer is yes, but I thought that was very unusual there.[/QUOTE]I asked if we COULD'NT TALK because of the men working, she shook yes. She said motion if I need anything, I motioned by taking her hand and put it where it needed to be, I asked, like this? She shook yes. Although the BBBJ ended in HE and she was scared to death! She still did it though and the fear energy coming off of her jumped right into me! I was nervous and excited! Fun time. Now everyone be watchful, since I posted that over 30 pm's came in and over 20 sound a lot like LE to me! I didn't respond to anyone. Be very safe. Something tells me I should of kept her to myself.

[QUOTE=Doubblejj342;1463871]Could advise to massage ang advise according[/QUOTE]I think this was Deanna. She is the only one I even tried with. In ky?

[QUOTE=Mattgill01; 1464151]Okay. I think doublejj was trying to say he was confused, but that post from him was even more confusing.

Anyway, which Envy did you go to? You were given a no talking rule. But then asked if it was over? Did you motion to what you want? Did she follow through? I'm thinking with the tip the answer is yes, but I thought that was very unusual there.[/QUOTE]I am interested too. Pm me with details please. I am deathly afraid of guessing and ending up being treated like some pervert if I guess wrong.

Becky.

No "justooshort" Deann is now the manager but yes I think if you could manager a massage from her, she'd be a willing subject with no problem. Be careful everyone. This one got a lot of attention. To those who pm me and got no response, I didn't want to pick and choose of all 35 to respond to. So I didn't respond to anyone.

Be careful I stress this! The PM's I received at one point misewell of just said I'm a cop! LE IS surely on board! I'm convinced!

[QUOTE=JusTooShort;1464300]I think this was Deanna. She is the only one I even tried with. In ky?[/QUOTE]I've seen Deanna. Works by herself and is strictly legit.

Florence ky.

Deann is the manger now, I seen Becky

Was great as usual, she is sexy and I loved all 90 min of it! Man was that some massage! Then her sister came in an joined! And they got along so well that they was going to fight over who got to massage me more! I told them both to relax I'm enough for both their scrumptious behinds! Yep back to the good old days! Oh and they did it for free because they said I was too good lookin to charge me! Then they finished by telling me I am the man! Christina of course wants to go right to a relationship but I told her no strings attached baby. She cried. But said long as I let her massage me forever she'd stay happy. And happy we all are now.

[QUOTE=JusTooShort;1465096]Was great as usual, she is sexy and I loved all 90 min of it! Man was that some massage! Then her sister came in an joined! And they got along so well that they was going to fight over who got to massage me more! I told them both to relax I'm enough for both their scrumptious behinds! Yep back to the good old days! Oh and they did it for free because they said I was too good lookin to charge me! Then they finished by telling me I am the man! Christina of course wants to go right to a relationship but I told her no strings attached baby. She cried. But said long as I let her massage me forever she'd stay happy. And happy we all are now.[/QUOTE]Your such a loser, I'd let Mandingo in before YOU! Stop telling fantasy lies. Have you nothing better to do?

[QUOTE=JusTooShort;1465096]Was great as usual, she is sexy and I loved all 90 min of it! Man was that some massage! Then her sister came in an joined! And they got along so well that they was going to fight over who got to massage me more! I told them both to relax I'm enough for both their scrumptious behinds! Yep back to the good old days! Oh and they did it for free because they said I was too good lookin to charge me! Then they finished by telling me I am the man! Christina of course wants to go right to a relationship but I told her no strings attached baby. She cried. But said long as I let her massage me forever she'd stay happy. And happy we all are now.[/QUOTE]This is at least the second fake report you've posted. Why should any of us believe anything you ever post again?

[QUOTE=JusTooShort;1465096]Was great as usual, she is sexy and I loved all 90 min of it! Man was that some massage! Then her sister came in an joined! And they got along so well that they was going to fight over who got to massage me more! I told them both to relax I'm enough for both their scrumptious behinds! Yep back to the good old days! Oh and they did it for free because they said I was too good lookin to charge me! Then they finished by telling me I am the man! Christina of course wants to go right to a relationship but I told her no strings attached baby. She cried. But said long as I let her massage me forever she'd stay happy. And happy we all are now.[/QUOTE]Dude, you are on the wrong board. You need totake your erotic fiction, and it really isn't even that good, over to literotica. Com.

Geeze, it is a full moon this week or something-the board seems full of some real wingnuts lately.

[QUOTE=Stimulus;1466095]This is at least the second fake report you've posted. Why should any of us believe anything you ever post again?[/QUOTE]Sounds true to me. I believe every word.

Perhaps it's time to double up on your medication!

[QUOTE=JusTooShort;1465096]Was great as usual, she is sexy and I loved all 90 min of it! Man was that some massage! Then her sister came in an joined! And they got along so well that they was going to fight over who got to massage me more! I told them both to relax I'm enough for both their scrumptious behinds! Yep back to the good old days! Oh and they did it for free because they said I was too good lookin to charge me! Then they finished by telling me I am the man! Christina of course wants to go right to a relationship but I told her no strings attached baby. She cried. But said long as I let her massage me forever she'd stay happy. And happy we all are now.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CooperCincy;1466359]Sounds true to me. I believe every word.[/QUOTE]Your Fibbing! You know as well as the rest of us this guy is dreaming an needs to fall off the couch already! And if you REALLY do believe him? I have some magic beans I want to sell you!

[QUOTE=JusTooShort;1465096]Was great as usual, she is sexy and I loved all 90 min of it! Man was that some massage! Then her sister came in an joined! And they got along so well that they was going to fight over who got to massage me more! I told them both to relax I'm enough for both their scrumptious behinds! Yep back to the good old days! Oh and they did it for free because they said I was too good lookin to charge me! Then they finished by telling me I am the man! Christina of course wants to go right to a relationship but I told her no strings attached baby. She cried. But said long as I let her massage me forever she'd stay happy. And happy we all are now.[/QUOTE]Your an untrustworthy member, you have admitted to posting a false report for the benefit of a free massage or just to get back in with an ATF. Your stories are erroneous and opinions often lack reason while more often change in only moments of your own guilty thoughts. I'd qualify you as clinically BIPOLAR if a patient of mine.

This opinion is in no way to be used as a diagnosis of any kind and merely an opinion. Any question of your mental state of mind should be diagnosed by an independent Doctor of your choice.

I have tried calling her for two days and not even a text in reply? I'm not on bad terms so I know its not that? I tried to call for an appointment on Thursday and all day Friday and she is great for getting right back to give me a yes or not for openings? If nothing else she will always text back? Just a little concerned considering MR. Lies down there. PM me please if you know she is fine and just busy or with any info.

Thanks

[QUOTE=CooperCincy;1466359]Sounds true to me. I believe every word.[/QUOTE]Your pullin our leg right?

[QUOTE=MyOwnIllness;1464296]I asked if we COULD'NT TALK because of the men working, she shook yes. She said motion if I need anything, I motioned by taking her hand and put it where it needed to be, I asked, like this? She shook yes. Although the BBBJ ended in HE and she was scared to death! She still did it though and the fear energy coming off of her jumped right into me! I was nervous and excited! Fun time. Now everyone be watchful, since I posted that over 30 pm's came in and over 20 sound a lot like LE to me! I didn't respond to anyone. Be very safe. Something tells me I should of kept her to myself.[/QUOTE]I have gone to most Massage envy in northern kentucky and in ohio as I am a menber with them. And unless you have seen that thearpist alot I really doubt that.

She did what you are posting about. Now if a seinor menber was to post about this thearpist and said he recived the same service I might want to know more.

And if she did do all the stuff you said in your post then you should keep it to yourself. She could be let go her job and really mess her her life up.

[QUOTE=CooperCincy;1466359]Sounds true to me. I believe every word.[/QUOTE]What kind od sleeping meds do you take. With dreams like that I want to dream too. LOL

[QUOTE=JusTooShort;1465096]Was great as usual, she is sexy and I loved all 90 min of it! Man was that some massage! Then her sister came in an joined! And they got along so well that they was going to fight over who got to massage me more! I told them both to relax I'm enough for both their scrumptious behinds! Yep back to the good old days! Oh and they did it for free because they said I was too good lookin to charge me! Then they finished by telling me I am the man! Christina of course wants to go right to a relationship but I told her no strings attached baby. She cried. But said long as I let her massage me forever she'd stay happy. And happy we all are now.[/QUOTE]Dude you need to back it off a bit. There are other women out there. I just read all of your posts and EVERY one of them mentions Christina or Marsha. Now that she won't see you anymore you post fantasies as if they are facts. I honestly would be scared of you if I were Christina. You really need to find some help or just move onto another provider.

I think that you can make your point about him being a loser and an idiot without bringing "Mandingo" into it.

On another note. It is obvious that this guy is making a weak attempt at trying to be funny. Why can't everyone just ignore him? Feels like high school sometimes on here. There have been several responses to his post and it was obvious that he is just being a "clown". Let's move on.

[QUOTE=CurvyCrissy;1465316]Your such a loser, I'd let Mandingo in before YOU! Stop telling fantasy lies. Have you nothing better to do?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Thorbane; 1466625]I have gone to most Massage envy in northern kentucky and in ohio as I am a menber with them. And unless you have seen that thearpist alot I really doubt that.

She did what you are posting about. Now if a seinor menber was to post about this thearpist and said he recived the same service I might want to know more.

And if she did do all the stuff you said in your post then you should keep it to yourself. She could be let go her job and really mess her her life up.[/QUOTE]I agree and as the Pms came in by the truck load I got the idea this was something UTR. It was suggested to me an I have it a try. I am pretty good about keeping the ones UTR just there. I really didn't think that one out and I did think this one was already reviewed beings it was recommended to me by a senior member. Like I said shortly after posting I seen that it was a bad idea. I have already heard from my source also and I think if anyone else disagrees with my personal experience there, well you have your opinion. Everyone has one. I have no reason to post a false review. So take it how ever you want. Personally if you disagree or don't believe than you should'nt go. I'm done with this review so please no more PMs.

Ok Mandingo has been used around my family for years. I have a few people on here seem upset or curious to what it means. Obviously it was never written to offend anyone and if it did I'm so so sorry! . I won't sit here and pretend I do all these great things for the black community or more just so I don't look like a racist. I don't feel like I'm in anyway a hitler or skinhead nazi or anything close to that! I know I'm not and you can believe me or not. So around my family Mandingo was used loosely to describe a humongous monster who takes " it" from women. Since so many PM me asking what it means I wasn't going to get on here an sound stupid so I googled it. I found a million different definitions. But the one that sounds real or tru was referred to as this " Mandingo = largest of all the slaves, Mandingo is the large black male the master's white wife or daughter has sex with.

That is deff! Not how it was used around me an although the way my parents used it is too online, meaning it's just a monster of a man who rapes women, there are more online about being BLACK than anything else. Sorry if I hurt anyone's feelings, I only tried to explain that I'd let a monster in before JUSTOOTINY. He really gets under my skin he textes me all day now, he sends pics of his penis, pics of him masterbating, I can't change my number because I hav clients from 3 yrs back that have it. I was just tryin to make a point an I will make sure I question myself befor using a slang term again. He is getting quite a kick out of this an even wrote me saying how relieved he is to kno that NO N! ER has ever been inside me! That's when I decided to look it up too. I turned my cell off for 3 days an whn it came on today, sure enough over 40 of the textes are from him! And he talks shit about everyone on here! Even 2 of you who apparently went to a gathering with him! He is foul an lies an I'm over him!

Seen this young lady. Outcall and the lady who came to my room is not the one in the ad. It's an agency so if your ever out that way. I kept the massage. Pm for details. Massage was decent.

[url]http://cleveland.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/ideal-relaxation/7027656[/url]

Remember the good old days when you could log on here and get some good intel on a new MP to try or reviews of a real massage parlor. Now it seems to be a constant war between one idiot and a provider with her supporters. Nary a peep about a real MP, not that we have many to report on in this area anyway.

I have tried to post this once very early this morning. Not sure why it did not take? So I'm giving it another try. I was out of town, called this young lady. The person who showed up was not the girl in the pic, she was cute. Just not the same person as advertised. After a decent massage and light conversation. I learned its an agency. The massage was decent. Pm me for details.

Here's a link to the ad I called.

[url]http://cleveland.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/ideal-relaxation/7027656[/url]

Started the party by sending PM invites to senior members only. They are the only ones trustworthy and admired on this suck ass forum. So my list got longer because everyone wanted to add a friend. Before I knew it my saseeege party was off to a great start! I rented a room on central parkwy, we all showed a little bit early, excited I recon. Stimulies started the party by pullin out his safety bag. Condoms go figure. He passed them to UpullIpay an he didn't want any he handed them over to Whodeygirl an he put on 3! He claimed he needed more girth? To each his own, then Out of no where Strolnaway grabbed the bag an through them out! Said tonight we go bare back! Of course Myownsickly called party foul! But Pillow1533 said he wants skin too so the rest of the party just went with it! Then Overdone an his buddy Berrytown started giving eachother BBBJ so that started the party! Next Coopercitiy pulled up behind Anon1on1 and bent her to start a brown shower then Stimulate suggested if the man in blue showed up.

He'd take him for a ride to the medeteranion. But Striptrunky said he wants a roman shower insted so Workingirl jumped right in if the muddy puddle was in play! And he was! As the Viagra ran out and the fun slowed down, the man of the hour made him self known by sitting infront of us all and lowering his jaw, he asked us all to give him a face painting! So we did. Since I felt so ashamed of my fellow members on usasg, and they all are now banded just like me from seeing the perfect ATF, since I heard she is officially never seeing a usasg member again because it's so much bullshit per her! I am leaving and terminating my membership here. One of those, if I can't get in none of you cum suckers will! Have a great life finding another while scrapping around backpage.

Saw this on C / L in the beauty section. Any info?

Google search of the phone # came up with quite a few similar ads. One had photos. Rhonda was the name.

[url]http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/bts/3065910991.html[/url]

http://cincinnati.backpage.com/CreativeServices/massages/9510333

[QUOTE=LurkinGround; 1467401]Saw this on C / L in the beauty section. Any info?

Google search of the phone # came up with quite a few similar ads. One had photos. Rhonda was the name.

[url]http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/bts/3065910991.html[/url]

[url]http://cincinnati.backpage.com/CreativeServices/massages/9510333[/url][/QUOTE]I have seen her a few times and posted a recent review under the Craiglist Review Section. A nice rub and then a tug for a reasonable price.

[QUOTE=JusTooShort; 1466943]Started the party by sending PM invites to senior members only. They are the only ones trustworthy and admired on this suck ass forum. So my list got longer because everyone wanted to add a friend. Before I knew it my saseeege party was off to a great start! I rented a room on central parkwy, we all showed a little bit early, excited I recon. Stimulies started the party by pullin out his safety bag. Condoms go figure. He passed them to UpullIpay an he didn't want any he handed them over to Whodeygirl an he put on 3! He claimed he needed more girth? To each his own, then Out of no where Strolnaway grabbed the bag an through them out! Said tonight we go bare back! Of course Myownsickly called party foul! But Pillow1533 said he wants skin too so the rest of the party just went with it! Then Overdone an his buddy Berrytown started giving eachother BBBJ so that started the party! Next Coopercitiy pulled up behind Anon1on1 and bent her to start a brown shower then Stimulate suggested if the man in blue showed up.

He'd take him for a ride to the medeteranion. But Striptrunky said he wants a roman shower insted so Workingirl jumped right in if the muddy puddle was in play! And he was! As the Viagra ran out and the fun slowed down, the man of the hour made him self known by sitting infront of us all and lowering his jaw, he asked us all to give him a face painting! So we did. Since I felt so ashamed of my fellow members on usasg, and they all are now banded just like me from seeing the perfect ATF, since I heard she is officially never seeing a usasg member again because it's so much bullshit per her! I am leaving and terminating my membership here. One of those, if I can't get in none of you cum suckers will! Have a great life finding another while scrapping around backpage.[/QUOTE]Wading through this nonstop drama is getting to be too much. Crap like this is making the Cinci board unreadable.

[QUOTE=RedMenBuy40;1460315]Visited it today and had the same exact experience. Upon leaving there were multiple men in the waiting area. Must be a new thing around those parts. Also it is in a strip mall so upon exiting was noticed by multiple people either entering or leaving the stores. Will def not repeat.[/QUOTE]I'll 3rd that experience, but I took her hand and had her hold the rocks, she wasn't really happy about it but held on. She cleaned me up and finished my hr. Massage. I thought it was a really good massage.

I have seen her before but it has been months. It's been so long that I went to her old incall 1st. However, like with good wine, time only improves things. A few new tricks to make me quiver. It's a good thing the massage is legit because the ending never takes me long.

Think first with the big head.

TMT

If she wasn't really happy about it, why on earth did you do it? The people at Massage Envy are [b][u]Licensed Medical Massage Therapists[/b][/u], and have spent thousands of $$$ acquiring their degree, and countless hours studying for their limited branch medical license. A charge on an LMT will result in their license being revoked until they get cleared of charges and a reinstatement fee to do so. If they're not cleared it's a lifetime revocation. Getting let go from one place for complaining about a customer, would also make it hard for them to get work else where.

Think about your statement. She didn't like it but she did it anyways. Just like having sex with a drunk girl, that didn't put up [i]much[/i] Of a fight. I'm guessing she really wanted it right? Please think with your big head and not the little one. She didn't grab you, you grabbed her, she went along with it to get you out. You'll most likely never see her or any other female masseuse there again, as I imagine she has documented it in your SOAP notes that you're handsy.

[QUOTE=TooOld2;1467956]I'll 3rd that experience, but I took her hand and had her hold the rocks, she wasn't really happy about it but held on. She cleaned me up and finished my hr. Massage. I thought it was a really good massage.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jayson7825; 1468652]If she wasn't really happy about it, why on earth did you do it? The people at Massage Envy are [b][u]Licensed Medical Massage Therapists[/b][/u], and have spent thousands of $$$ acquiring their degree, and countless hours studying for their limited branch medical license. A charge on an LMT will result in their license being revoked until they get cleared of charges and a reinstatement fee to do so. If they're not cleared it's a lifetime revocation. Getting let go from one place for complaining about a customer, would also make it hard for them to get work else where.

Think about your statement. She didn't like it but she did it anyways. Just like having sex with a drunk girl, that didn't put up [i]much[/i] Of a fight. I'm guessing she really wanted it right? Please think with your big head and not the little one. She didn't grab you, you grabbed her, she went along with it to get you out. You'll most likely never see her or any other female masseuse there again, as I imagine she has documented it in your SOAP notes that you're handsy.[/QUOTE]Good information, but if you look at the post that TooOld2 was responding to, you would see that he was talking about the newest AMP in Shelbyville, Indiana.

[QUOTE=Tit Man Too; 1468436]I have seen her before but it has been months. It's been so long that I went to her old incall 1st. However, like with good wine, time only improves things. A few new tricks to make me quiver. It's a good thing the massage is legit because the ending never takes me long.

Think first with the big head.

TMT[/QUOTE]What happen to " let's only write reviews about the great ones if something has changed or needs reviewed? Let's keep the ATFs UTR so we can keep them and still get in without needing a weeks in advance notice just to get in!". ?

Somehow that got linked to a massage envy post when I clicked it. So subtract out all the stuff about massage envy and medical massage- Other point still stands.

[QUOTE=Strip Junkie;1469107]Good information, but if you look at the post that TooOld2 was responding to, you would see that he was talking about the newest AMP in Shelbyville, Indiana.[/QUOTE]

Now totaling 4 different ads. 3 different ages listed. 2 different areas listed. 2 differents names listed, yet all the ads have same price $1. 25 and sorely try to carbon copy Christina's ads although noticeably not as well spoken! Also she in one pic is clearly in a store dressing room with items hanging on display behind her and she is barefoot with filthy feet. My, my, my? How did I ever allow my self to get conned into that one? Has all the classic signs of scam. Buyer Beware!

[url]http://cincinnati.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/michelles-massage-young-an-pretty-elmwoodplace-ohio/10095729[/url]

[url]http://cincinnati.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/michelles-magic-touchyoung-and-pretty/10086171[/url]

[url]http://cincinnati.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/marshas-sharing-hands/9279242[/url]

[url]http://cincinnati.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/michelles-massage-young-an-pretty-elmwoodplace-ohio/9992774[/url]

[QUOTE=Mlive123;1467428]I have seen her a few times and posted a recent review under the Craiglist Review Section. A nice rub and then a tug for a reasonable price.[/QUOTE]I'm sorry but I've got to know is that a mustache in pic 3? And seriously how bad are those front teeth? Again I'm sorry but I kinda peed in my pants a little from laughter.