Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Yuppers]You can find on CL in therapeutic services and sometimes in W4W erotic services.[/QUOTE]Yeah, I did find her on CL.

Thanks!

[QUOTE=Big Black1234]Went to TBC because i was new at this whole massage thing and i knew for sure i could get a HJ from reading the post on this site. So, i go and theres 3 gorgeous woman i choose the one who was the hottest to me. She was thick and had some nice size breast. So she asks "Do you want table shower now, or later." I opted for later. So we go to massage and she was very talkative. Then midway through the massage she gives me a proposal "for $80 more ill take off my top and for $120 i will go completley nude." I already thought $110 was expensive so i told her no thanks so she continues with the massage. Then on the flip she massage my legs and then she goes up around my member and teases me then she lotions up and proceed to HJ at the time it was my first HJ at a massage place ever and it was amazing. But now i have had so many better, HJ's for so much less. So, you live and you learn. Then after i released my load all over her hand she cleans me up and then we go to the TS where she washes me up real good. It was so long ago so i do not remember the providors name.[/QUOTE]I recently paid $$. 1 for little more than the same thing sans TS! To me, sounds like you got a great deal for $ less. Way to go! My only solace, was that the woman were gorgeous and I had a lot of 9s and 10s to chose from. Otherwise, a bit expensive. But, a nice treat if not done too often. TBC is Non-AMP.

My provider had bleach blonde hair, shapely body, excellent face, better than average breasts. My Ratings: Price.- Too High. Beauty of Woman.- Excellent. Top Shelf. Time.- Paid for one hour, but shorted by 25%. TS: None offered or provided. Repeat.- Definately, how often do I meet young sexy blondes? Not often. However, only to treat myself to something different but beautiful now and then. Overall, too pricey on a regular basis.

Just got back from the city and I'm watching the 20/20 special on prostitutes. I wonder if Spitzer is getting a cut of the profits for the light the media is shining on the hobby? Anyway, visited Chubbies Version 2.0 around 7 and saw 3 girls that could've easily cleaned me out but one was a bartender and the other 2 were busy. Jewels the bartender is one of the baddest bitches I've ever seen but she passed me over all night. Dear Jebus, please let her get drunk and dance the night I'm there. No action so I decided to leave. Went to Body and Soul on the way home and saw Wendy. Got the half hour massage but quickly got down to business. Negotiated a BJ and then full service for $120. Gently rubbed my balls during CBJ and got back to the massage. Waited only 5 minutes or so before round 2. Asked me for the "condo" and put it on me. Was laying on the table and had to check a few times to see if she was using protection because it was SO GOOD! I got up and she laid on the table for mish. I was semi-interested but she was really into it. She came twice and confirmed it when I asked her. I wonder if she pays me now? My ego was stroked as well as other things. I got dressed and left to a row of cars sitting at the red light in front of the parlor. PLEASE get a rear entrance soon! Sat in my car reflecting on the $$ I spent and remembered I have a date with my Harford Rd. Girlfriend tomorrow:-(

I had a appointment set up with Jenna from CL, tonight. She told me she doesn't do appointments on Sunday so I was surprised to see her add. 45min before we are do to meet she calls and cancels. I was just out of the shower and ready to go so I jumped in the car and headed towards W/W. I really wasn't in the mood for the hunt so I tried some numbers I had but nothing so I called HC. I was skeptical because last time I only got a hj. But I wanted more than a SW so I went ahead and made the appointment.

Sally was the only girl around when I got there. I asked on the phone who was working and they named Sally and someone else but couldn't understand. Sally is probably mid 30's, 125lbs, 5'6", small b-cups with nice nipples, not much of an ass. The massage was good, at one point she did some move and the bed started to vibrate, then I realized it was her cell phone. She answered it but kept working on me. She jumped on the table to do my lower back and legs, which I liked figuring this was one step closer to Asian bliss. Phone rang again, answered it again. This is her personal cell not the AMP phone. I could here a guy on the other end talking in Japanese.

She told me to flip and walked to the table and saw the tip and asked "you want everything?" Yeap. Then she starts the ego massage as she undressing "wow you big" "I'm scared" I almost broke out laughing on that one. A little hj to get things rolling then the cover and mount CG. She tells me to be easy cause her pussy is tight and it was. The phone rang again. She didn't answer it this time. She road like a champ and then asked for doggie. I proceed to go doggie, she wasn't giving it back although I was trying to get her to. She grabs her phone to look at the message, but this just made me nail her harder. House fee was .7 for the hour, $ to Sally.

Massage 8
Body 6
face 6
Attitude 7
I'd go back but probably not for her. I was happy to get fs but I'm still worried next time I wont.

[QUOTE=Meeeee]I had a appointment set up with Jenna from CL, tonight. She told me she doesn't do appointments on Sunday so I was surprised to see her add. 45min before we are do to meet she calls and cancels. I was just out of the shower and ready to go so I jumped in the car and headed towards W/W. I really wasn't in the mood for the hunt so I tried some numbers I had but nothing so I called HC. I was skeptical because last time I only got a hj. But I wanted more than a SW so I went ahead and made the appointment.

Sally was the only girl around when I got there. I asked on the phone who was working and they named Sally and someone else but couldn't understand. Sally is probably mid 30's, 125lbs, 5'6", small b-cups with nice nipples, not much of an ass. The massage was good, at one point she did some move and the bed started to vibrate, then I realized it was her cell phone. She answered it but kept working on me. She jumped on the table to do my lower back and legs, which I liked figuring this was one step closer to Asian bliss. Phone rang again, answered it again. This is her personal cell not the AMP phone. I could here a guy on the other end talking in Japanese.

She told me to flip and walked to the table and saw the tip and asked "you want everything?" Yeap. Then she starts the ego massage as she undressing "wow you big" "I'm scared" I almost broke out laughing on that one. A little hj to get things rolling then the cover and mount CG. She tells me to be easy cause her pussy is tight and it was. The phone rang again. She didn't answer it this time. She road like a champ and then asked for doggie. I proceed to go doggie, she wasn't giving it back although I was trying to get her to. She grabs her phone to look at the message, but this just made me nail her harder. House fee was .7 for the hour, $ to Sally.

Massage 8
Body 6
face 6
Attitude 7
I'd go back but probably not for her. I was happy to get fs but I'm still worried next time I wont.[/QUOTE]It pisses me off when they talk on the phone when its my dime. I would have cut her 1 Jackson every time she answered the phone and told her next time leave the phone alone or got up and left taking my Jackson buddies with me. You may have been satisfied with her performance but it was rude and disrespectful for her to be taking personal calls on your time.

Anyone been here lately?

I haven't see much about this spa in the updates.

I agree with Jack. When you pay for one hour of a provider's time, that is your time. It's rude and inconsiderate of the provider to be talking on her cell phone. We should not let them get away with it.

LexLuther

[QUOTE=LexLuther]I agree with Jack. When you pay for one hour of a provider's time, that is your time. It's rude and inconsiderate of the provider to be talking on her cell phone. We should not let them get away with it.

LexLuther[/QUOTE]Thanks for the feedback. I'm still inexperienced with AMP's this being only my 2nd time. Reading the forum has helped but I still need an AMP's for Dumbies guide. I wasn't satisfied enough to see Sally again, although I don't regert the experience. HC doesn't have showers or sauna's (that I know of), so I'm still missing out on the whole experience.

Being that I'm not sure what I'm going to get concerns me, anytime $+ comes out of my pocket I want a fs garuntee. That was really the only reason I went to HC, since I'd been there before I was counting on the "know me" factor.

Anyone been to ML since the new MGT change?

Has it gotton any better? Before it was a pretty good place to go.

Hey,

Stopped by JH this morning to take care of a little yellow feaver. Mamasan opened the door in a robe and that just woke up look. She said that they were closed. I thought that maybe she was just busy, so I asked how long. She said about a week.

Oh, one other thing. I haven't been there in awhile, but there were some large circular dents in the front door. Perhaps LE stopped by for a visit recently? I heard a man talking behind the door, but couldn't figure out any more that this.

Butter Dog

I still had a fever to cure. Since Option 1 was closed, I had to figure a back-up plan. I was debating on the Parkville Pleasure House and B&S. I actually flipped a coin to decide. B&S won. Was a good choice.

The provider d'jour was Wendy. I gotts tell ya', she gave one of the most sensual TS that I ever had. Not the mechanical scrubbing. Nice touch, and started right off the bat on the bum.

Rub was nice. My hands were a' roaming. Flipped and then she teased the hell out of the little Dog. Offered to lose the dress for $20. Didn't have the extra, so that didn't happen. Over-all, it made me forget all about the JH thing this morning.

LARS™ Rating:

Face: 6
Body: 8
Attitude 9
Service 9

Butter Dog

Where is the Parkville Pleasure house, or B&S located? I have only visited the Ocean Health on Joppa, and found it very rewarding!

Thanks

[QUOTE=Chrlie Brown]Anyone been to ML since the new MGT change?

Has it gotton any better? Before it was a pretty good place to go.[/QUOTE]

I went to ML last week; I would have reported sooner but had login issues.

First off, I couldn't tell that there was new management. Same mamasan, same house fee, same TS, same service -- nothing is different that I can tell.

Cherry is still there, but let me tell you about the new girl: Ah-mi (as in, "Ah, me"). I almost hate to report on her because I would like to keep her a secret.

Ah-mi is the purest definition of "spinner" there is. She's in her mid-20's, about 5'2", and not an ounce of fat on her. Tight and firm with C cups that may not be real. It's the kind of body that has started wars.

Her service and attitude match her looks. After the pleasant TS -- nothing notable there -- I got the "light touch" that I love. Upon flip, I got a 10 minute tongue massage that just about drove me mad. For the final treatment, the cowgirl routine was all it took to finish me, and she was disappointed. She wanted more.

I still got an awesome massage afterwards -- there was no attempt on her part to send me out the door early. I was there a full hour. Her Engrish ain't so hot, but her friendliness and desire to please shone through anyway.

This girl is crazy hot and stupid horny. If you don't think so, then you just might be a complete idiot. LARS? 10s all around. This is the best thing to come to ML in years.

New management? Whatever. Just give me more like Ah-mi, please.

Stimpy

Go in peace and serve the board.

I Unexpectedly found myself on the way to York so I stopped at MU. I was greeted by Kelly and she immediatley remembered me from my last vist up this way in January. Being I am from out of town, and this was only my second visit, I was surprised but pleased. Took me back to the room, paid the .7 for the hour and got Nancy to take care of me. She is petite, small breasted but very friendly, though her english isn't too good. She gave a great medium touch massage and on the flip after some communigations gaff, started in on the HE. Free rroaming hands everywhere and she had the largest diameter niples I have ever seen or tasted, plus she seemed to be very senstive - got those nips fully erect without much trouble. After the deed was done, she proceeded to continue to massage me until my time was up. Multiple hot towls to clean, she got very talkative and promised more on my next visit. A nice relaxing hour for .5 tip.

Chessi69

[QUOTE=Chessi69]I Unexpectedly found myself on the way to York so I stopped at MU. I was greeted by Kelly and she immediatley remembered me from my last vist up this way in January. Being I am from out of town, and this was only my second visit, I was surprised but pleased. Took me back to the room, paid the .7 for the hour and got Nancy to take care of me. She is petite, small breasted but very friendly, though her english isn't too good. She gave a great medium touch massage and on the flip after some communigations gaff, started in on the HE. Free rroaming hands everywhere and she had the largest diameter niples I have ever seen or tasted, plus she seemed to be very senstive - got those nips fully erect without much trouble. After the deed was done, she proceeded to continue to massage me until my time was up. Multiple hot towls to clean, she got very talkative and promised more on my next visit. A nice relaxing hour for .5 tip.

Chessi69[/QUOTE]Glad to hear that there's some action at MU. I really believe that if Kelly herself ever gives full service, I'll be at the front of a very long line.

Having just returned from the sandbox courtesy of the Army, and new to the Columbia area, I thought I would get my feet wet at one of the AMPs in the local area. I've lurked around on the forum since I've been back and hope to use the advice I've learned to my benefit. I'll let you know how it goes.

I decided to post here after my visit today at GH. I went midday today, and was met at the door by an older but well kept mamasan. It was my first time there, but I asked for a stacey. She said stacey no longer worked there. (lucky guess) she led me to the room and I asked for 1 hr, cost. 7

5 minutes later Yumi (You Me) came in, skinny and in early 40s, but healthy looking, clear skin and bright eyes. She led me to a seated showed, and cleaned everything. Moaning when she washed the D.

5 min in the sauna, and back to the room. Massage was good, not spectacular. She worked her way down to the legs and started to tease my ass and balls.

She asked what I wanted, I said EVERYTHING. She licked my ass, balls and D. Flipped me over and I got a covered BJ. Mish to follow up with. Tight as hell. Sweet.

After I nutted, she cleaned me with hot towels and finished the massage. I had originally set. 5 as a tip. She frowned, so I whipped out another. 2 she was happy and told me to ask for her friend YoYo in the future as well so I could have some variety. She "guaranteed" I would get the same great treatment by YoYo.

Hope this review helps!

[QUOTE=Butter Dog]I still had a fever to cure. Since Option 1 was closed, I had to figure a back-up plan. I was debating on the Parkville Pleasure House and B&S. I actually flipped a coin to decide. B&S won. Was a good choice.

The provider d'jour was Wendy. I gotts tell ya', she gave one of the most sensual TS that I ever had. Not the mechanical scrubbing. Nice touch, and started right off the bat on the bum.

Face: 6
Body: 8
Attitude 9
Service 9

Butter Dog[/QUOTE]Thanks to Butter Dog, I had a fantastic TS. Well worth the trip. If only more providers gave TS like Wendy. My only disappointment would be that Wendy is a bit on the old side, but otherwise very good. Would also agree with his ratings the only difference being I may give a 7 for the face.

B&S turned out to be a pleasant surprise. Thanks Butter Dog for the review.

Was there yesterday saw a new girl , Linda, one of the best I have seen in a AMP, but see her soon because she is rotating back to NY in a couple of weeks. She did a bj and allowed daty for 80 but said fs is on menu for next visit. This place is getting better than JH. My third time there and it gets better each time.

[QUOTE=Bullmarket2] I may give a 7 for the face.[/QUOTE]

A 6? Or a 7?? Rating scales are so subjective. That’s why I like to use the LARS™ scale. As in the [b][u]L[/b][/u]ax [b][u]A[/b][/u]MP [b][u]R[/b][/u]ating [b][u]S[/b][/u]ystem. I guess in the end, scales are still subjective, but this may help set a standard for scoring.

[QUOTE=Laxman #2]Public Service Announcement - LARS™

-----------------------------------------------------------------
With the Winter Olympics upon us, it strikes me that we need to address the problem of subjective scoring. I would like to propose a standard scoring system for the DC AMP scene that I have named the Lax AMP Rating System (“LARS”™) as follows:

0 – I’m going to slit my wrists
1 – Worst ever
2 – I wouldn’t f**k her with ****’s dick
3 – Really bad
4 – Not recommended, avoid
5 – Adequate, standard fare
6 – Good, above average
7 – Superior
8 – Highly recommended, must see
9 – OMFG, best ever
10 – So good I’m keeping this one for myself

Peace and love

Lax[/QUOTE]

Bullmarket, keep up the posts and intel. Giving out ratings is up to you.

BTW, I can’t seem to find [b]Rtlr1[/b]’s latest bit of wisdom. Is he the latest contestant on the Banned Users Hall of Shame? I guess time will only tell. To bad, his whining and crying will (not) be missed.

Have fun out there,

Butter Dog

YOU SAID

BTW, I can’t seem to find Rtlr1’s latest bit of wisdom. Is he the latest contestant on the Banned Users Hall of Shame? I guess time will only tell. To bad, his whining and crying will (not) be missed.

Have fun out there,

Butter Dog

Here was my post since your lack of wisdom won't let you see pass your abudance of stupidity. I'm sorry that I don't use the worthless codes of the senior citizens like yourself. Please bear with us newbies and you might learn something worth your time instead of being lost in your little fu**ed up world. Read my fingers, special attention to the middle one... Here you go...

FYI on B&S

Was there yesterday saw a new girl , Linda, one of the best I have seen in a AMP, but see her soon because she is rotating back to NY in a couple of weeks. She did a bj and allowed daty for 80 but said fs is on menu for next visit. This place is getting better than JH. My third time there and it gets better each time.

Greetings from Music City all. When I left last week Jade Heart was AWOL, has anybody been by since. It's good to see that more reports are comming in and less crying. I could call JH on my cell, but I'm just to F'n lazy. Massage is sadly needed in Nashville. Nothing but cmt's and rip offs. Great to be back, BD thanks for the B & S post.
GT

[QUOTE=Gintonicrocks]Greetings from Music City all. When I left last week Jade Heart was AWOL, has anybody been by since. It's good to see that more reports are comming in and less crying. I could call JH on my cell, but I'm just to F'n lazy. Massage is sadly needed in Nashville. Nothing but cmt's and rip offs. Great to be back, BD thanks for the B & S post.

GT[/QUOTE]It was me not BD that gave the meaningful post about B&S. Guess you got confused, happens to senior citizens.

Had DeeDee. Poor massage (at least she tried using knees on the back). Huge ass. standard fare. I did notice that upon exit she straightened the sheet (bed towels) rather than replace. It was early, still, I'd rather see new sheets every time. I think I've gotten scabies on my legs from bad sheets (not at this place).

New ad in CP for The Spa in Bel Air, has anyone been there and can offer some feedback?

I just saw an ad on the City Paper website for The Spa In Bel Air. Has anybody been here yet? This just doesn't seem to be a type of business that the locals would allow. I may have to TOFTT.

I can't imgaine a spa in Harford County let alone Bel Air. The Town LE think they are super cops up here. But it be worth a drive by, to check it out.

I've been past the spa in BelAir. It is in a very busy location, on a second floor past many businesses and oh yeah, within view of the police station.
Don't think i'll be trying that one any time soon. Don't think it will be long before the locals figure out what kind of place it is.
If anyone takes one for the team i'd be interested to hear if it's worth the risk....

Well I went by the OS the other day and after giving .7 for the hour, i was greeted by Suzie. Not an incredible face (7ish) but what a body ! I give it a 9. Great TS, followed by a nice and slow HE after the flip. No mention of anything else being offered, and as it was my first time in a long while, I was more than content with the service i received. A great visit overll.

In summary:
Face: 7
Body: 9
Attitude 9
Service 9

They've got a fucking porno store with fag booths in Belcamp in the same building with a Post Office, not to mention a few other porn places in Edgewood (I went there once with old Sally and her hubby Sam- if you know who I'm talking about, than you know what I mean- BTW, Mark whose wife Linda wanted to get fucked by me and you wouldn't let her, I'm the one who broke your nose about 10 years ago, I'm sorry:)). What has this county have against heterosexuals?

After reading all the reviews of how TBC has hot but overpriced girls, I decided to finally check this place out as I had some extra doe to spend. Whoever said the girls here are the hottest must have been wearing beer goggles, because these girls are old smelly skanks. 3 girls, all in their mid-40's or higher. I picked the best looking oldie of the 3: Rene (or something like that).

Paid the house fee. Got a decent oil rubdown. Then two-handed hj, as she drooled when saying how big I was. When I asked for more, she said she can't for first-timers. After the finish, she tells me to next time bring my own wrapper and she'll oblige. But there is no next time for me.

Massage was 8/10.
hj was 10/10.
Atttitude was 9/10.
Body smell was 5/10 (She wreaked of cigarette ash and b.o.)
Age: too old for me. Felt like I was getting jacked by my grandmother.

I will not repeat.

Peace

I've always wondered if there were any women in those Edgewood porn stores, seems to just be a homo hang out...There's plenty of room in Harford Co. for MP's, I just think they need to be a little more discreet with thier locations

[QUOTE=Baltimonger]They've got a fucking porno store with fag booths in Belcamp in the same building with a Post Office, not to mention a few other porn places in Edgewood (I went there once with old Sally and her hubby Sam- if you know who I'm talking about, than you know what I mean- BTW, Mark whose wife Linda wanted to get fucked by me and you wouldn't let her, I'm the one who broke your nose about 10 years ago, I'm sorry:)). What has this county have against heterosexuals?[/QUOTE]I've never made it as far North as Belcamp but the porno shops on 40, including BR have gone completely gay. A couple of years ago, I brought a female friend up to BR for some group fun and the "group" turned out to be me, her and 20 fags standing around pulling their puds. BTW, I too have had the benefit of several of Sam & Sally's get togethers. They are both super people.

[QUOTE=Sleeping Bag]After reading all the reviews of how TBC has hot but overpriced girls, I decided to finally check this place out as I had some extra doe to spend. Whoever said the girls here are the hottest must have been wearing beer goggles, because these girls are old smelly skanks. 3 girls, all in their mid-40's or higher. I picked the best looking oldie of the 3: Rene (or something like that).

Paid the house fee. Got a decent oil rubdown. Then two-handed hj, as she drooled when saying how big I was. When I asked for more, she said she can't for first-timers. After the finish, she tells me to next time bring my own wrapper and she'll oblige. But there is no next time for me.

Massage was 8/10.
hj was 10/10.
Atttitude was 9/10.
Body smell was 5/10 (She wreaked of cigarette ash and b.o.)
Age: too old for me. Felt like I was getting jacked by my grandmother.

I will not repeat.

Peace[/QUOTE]You must have picked a bad day. Jennifer was a very hot lady as was the little petite AA girl who was there when I visited.

You are right in that they are way overpriced for what you get. I won't repeat either, but the eye candy was nice!

Ortho

[QUOTE=Ortho313]You must have picked a bad day. Jennifer was a very hot lady as was the little petite AA girl who was there when I visited.

You are right in that they are way overpriced for what you get. I won't repeat either, but the eye candy was nice!

Ortho[/QUOTE]It was not eye candy for me. What time of day and day of week did you go? I hit it on a Tuesday afternoon.

I am new to this, went to P.T. in Baltimore, drew Michelle, very nice looking for middle age. Fake rack but nice, massage not great (4). On the flip CBJ, w/missionary finish. Was rushed but was great time. 7 for the h, tip 150. Will repeat.

Anyone have anything to share about this place?

Anyone know how many girls?

I think I might TOFTT.

[QUOTE=Sleeping Bag]It was not eye candy for me. What time of day and day of week did you go? I hit it on a Tuesday afternoon.[/QUOTE]I don't remember the day but think it was the middle of the week. I was there about 1 or 2.

[QUOTE=Rizzo 27]Anyone have anything to share about this place?

Anyone know how many girls?

I think I might TOFTT.[/QUOTE]I TOFTT Friday afternoon. 2 older women there. The one I drew had a funny BO thing going on. Didn't catch her name. Didn't care either.

Crap massage with a half hearted HJ afterward. Paid a. 7 house fee, and actually gave a. 4 tip. I'm usually a bit stingier than that, but I didn't want her to whine because her breath smelled like ass.

In conclusion. You'd be better off staying home and pounding the puddin. If you want to waste the cash, go right ahead. I personally could have used another case of 9mm instead of the awful time I had.

Went by JS in Ellicott City. What a waste. $70 for an hour, and got a 40min massage. That's it.

My previous two visits were fantastic, but after this debacle I don't know if I'll ever go back.