Not nearly as bad, but perhaps more humerous
[QUOTE=Stressed Out; 1665891]OK. After all the drama we had on the massage board let's change things up and share a story or two. I got a pm from one of my regular contacts about a visit he had a few weeks ago. (no names please) Now she was in the middle of the session and had his dick firmly down her throat and clutching his balls when she paused for a second and said something to the effect of " Don't you remember me. I'm xxxx who was a good friend of your kid xxxx." Well it turns out not only was she a good friend of the kid and family but had spent many a day visiting, sharing meals and even staying over the house when she was younger.
So I guess I'm looking for any stories you want to share about making a date and arriving and finding out that the chick was a friend of the family (current or past) , a friend of the wife's, someone you work with, someone in town you know, a neighbor or even a customer of your business. Now I'm not looking for someone who had a consensual date with the hot neighbor but an unexpected run-in. And please share how it ended. Whether it continued, stopped with an embarrasing exit or any other such ending. In the case above it ended very suddenly not because she wantyed it to stop (she didn't care) but because it became very soft wood at the thought of the kids childhood friend.
I'm going to post this also on the PVD forum so be sure to check it out there and see what kind of embarrasing things happened down there!
SO[/QUOTE]I have had weird close calls. Like realizing the checkout girl at a Wholefoods I frequent was indeed familiar as a previous provider. But the closest to that story above was that I was setting up a session with a girl in San Francisco. I always (still do) want a session with an Indian (of the South Asian variety) and so I was going through a site, responded to an ad and was cooperating a bit with her reference check. But then she freaked out that I used an alias and fake email, etc. She provided only body shots (face hidden) so I said it was best if we were both anonymous, which she wasn't having. But we were chatting a lot for the couple of days before my trip and I was really digging her, and almost let that get ahead of common sense. Just before I did that I did a search on her email address and found a reference to her first name, then finally her voice and pictures made sense. She used to work for me! I did more searches and was able to prove positively it was the same girl. She moved west for another job, which she had left or lost just before that.
So not the same as running into one of my son's friends, but would have been insanely awkward if either I had sent her my real info like she was insisting or worse if I had walked in there and only figured it out then.
I did discover a high school classmate who had become a 'high end' escort and the girlfriend of a college buddy (a girl who I always had a crush on) who was working incall out of Providence. In both cases I had planned on checking out their services, but in the end realized that would a stupid idea. Satisfying curiosity for a moment would have been a skeleton that would have haunted me for a long time to come.
Great stories keep them coming!
[QUOTE=Ruggerz66; 1666003]I don't have any stories about running into work people or ex-baby sitters while mongering but file this under what are the chances-
Many years back (at least 5-6) I was travelling in rural indiana-forget the town-and saw the telltale sign of massage parlor-spa-open-with neon signage. Had some time and popped in for an hour. Paid mamasan the 60. 00 and was led to a typical massage room. Very attractive asian woman comes in and I get the typical table shower and then massage. Spa was FS and after massage she gets naked and I see a rose tatoo near her pelvis that rings a bell with me. After some discussion, she used to work at Spa Midori in Prov. (remember that one?) and I had session with her like two years back. Of all the spa joints in the world, I have to walk into that one and draw a girl I had 2 years back in a complete different area of the country. Just goes to show how much these girls move around.
Rugger.[/QUOTE]I remember Spa Midori but I'm not sure if it was the on on No Main down the street from NMS Spa or the one that was downtown in the old Tel Bldg. (not the old Downtown Spa loc).
Trip to the bakery and the 30$ BJ lady
[QUOTE=WebDog; 1665920]I have had weird close calls. Like realizing the checkout girl at a Wholefoods I frequent was indeed familiar as a previous provider. But the closest to that story above was that I was setting up a session with a girl in San Francisco. I always (still do) want a session with an Indian (of the South Asian variety) and so I was going through a site, responded to an ad and was cooperating a bit with her reference check. But then she freaked out that I used an alias and fake email, etc. She provided only body shots (face hidden) so I said it was best if we were both anonymous, which she wasn't having. But we were chatting a lot for the couple of days before my trip and I was really digging her, and almost let that get ahead of common sense. Just before I did that I did a search on her email address and found a reference to her first name, then finally her voice and pictures made sense. She used to work for me! I did more searches and was able to prove positively it was the same girl. She moved west for another job, which she had left or lost just before that.
So not the same as running into one of my son's friends, but would have been insanely awkward if either I had sent her my real info like she was insisting or worse if I had walked in there and only figured it out then.
I did discover a high school classmate who had become a 'high end' escort and the girlfriend of a college buddy (a girl who I always had a crush on) who was working incall out of Providence. In both cases I had planned on checking out their services, but in the end realized that would a stupid idea. Satisfying curiosity for a moment would have been a skeleton that would have haunted me for a long time to come.[/QUOTE]Back in about 91 there was this lady who posted an ad on BP for "incalls" off Chalkstone.
She was a mid late 20ish decent looking gal who gave quickie BBJ W no cIM for 30 bucks. Visited her about a "bakers dozen" and one day dropping by a bakery on the hill' she was working the counter.
I simple gave an awkward smile, made my order, gave the young lady a nice tip.
Interestingly the ad disappeared not too long afterwards.
I had a very awkward meet up
Was in Florida with a group of guys on a golf trip in Tampa about 7 years ago. A couple of us went to a strip club after dinner the first night. When we got there I immediately hone in on this killer brunette on a semi private stage in the corner of the room. I grab a beer pull up a chair and start throwing the cash around. Well it was some what dark and I was allot drunk so after about 30 minutes she tells me, her name was Jennifer, she is done on the stage for now but would be glad to give me a private dance in one of the VIP booths. So off we went and the booth turned out to be just that a private booth with a locking door and I think this is going to be more than a dance.
So she starts with the dance and asks me what I want and with a look of what had to be surprised I said what ever you do in these things. Her response was a big smile and said that for everything it will be $80. No problem I pay her and she starts to dance again leaning over me with her perfect D tits in my face to suck and then she leans down and gives me a great kiss while undoing my pants. So we finally get naked and she climbs in my lap facing me kissing me like she loves me and grinding me privates to privates and eventually I slipped in side her BB. I am thinking WTF is going on here and before I know it we are fucking like minxes. It did not take long and I popped inside her thinking again WTF talk about caught up in the moment Christ.
So we clean up and return to the main room and she disappears and I join my friends who are asking me where have you been and my response was taking a shit dinner went rite through me. The night was getting late and we were heading out when Jennifer came to me and handed me a folded piece of paper and tells me that she hooks up outside the club if interested. I must have looked dumb again because she then says just letting you know winks at me and walks away.
Well the next day I call her and ask if she wants to come to my hotel and she says sure and lets me know its going to be 1. 5 for an hour or 2 for 90 minutes I say no problem. So after golfing 36 holes and hung over to boot I call her before dinner and she is at my door in 30 minutes. The next 90 minutes was non stop action of insane sex. This girl was a nymph big time. So I gave her a nice tip and tell her I am leaving in a few days can we get together again she is like sure would love to so again the second to last day she came again at the same time and nearly killed me. I tell her I am down here twice a year and would like to see her again and we part ways. So it's the last night and we go out for a big fat dinner and again some of the guys want to go back to the strip club and I am like why not maybe see her one more time. So in we go and about 15 minutes later one of the guys that was not with us the first night comes up to me and says you will not believe who is here. Remember the guy from work who I thought was a good friend but it turned out was fucking my now ex wife in the middle of our divorce? I said ya and thought what a back stabbing dick the guy was to fuck a so called friends wife when he was going through a terrible divorce. So with the biggest shit eaten grin on his face he says it's his oldest daughter. So while laughing hysterically he says I have got to get a VIP booth dance with her as long as she does not recognize me. So he points her out and I am like your kidding rite? He had pointed to my weekend girl Jennifer. I said Joe I did one better than a simple lap dance and told him the whole story. What a small world. So our biggest problem was how to tell the guy who fucked his ex wife his daughter is in FL fucking guys and to boot she is loving it cause she is a nympho. LMFAO it was not to difficult trust me. BTW I only saw her one more time six months later and never let on about knowing who her father was after all she was not the dick head he was.
