General Reports

It was the night before Thanksgiving and it hits me: I've forgotten something and must go to the grocery store! I'm dreading it. The GF insists that it will be no big deal and to just accept that it's going to be crazy. So we venture to Whole Foods. Overall not as bad as I thought it would have been but still, I didn't want to be there. Until, I look up and see a tall blonde, pink hoodie and black leggings. It's Puma Swede. I question it. I watch her and I'm pretty sure it's her. Then I hear her talk to the person she was with. Yup it's here. Now that's cool in and of itself, but later on when I'm at the deli counter I'm just inspecting the case, waiting my turn when I get that feeling that someone is looking at me. I look up and Puma Swede is looking me dead in the eye. She realizes that she's making uncomfortable eye contact with a stranger and breaks it off. Best 2 seconds of my Thanksgiving.

Rolling down a Redondo Beach street, I spy with the corner of my eye some women meat.

Oh goody! Me thinks. Did she just wink?

Yes she did, and she waved. The one pregnant with a kid.

I pulled to the side and the two happily jumped into my ride.

Aaesha up front pulled out a tit and said feel this. Then she said, "today you're in luck." I smacked my lips and said why yes, I got two to fuck. She then said, "you want us both to suck your dick?" Huh, mine? I blushed and they said, "you fine."

We rolled around the hood, stopped in some projects, and I ended up dropping Aaesha off. She was the cuter, fast talking one. Along the way, they were discussing how best to suck my dick. It's like this, one was getting over a cold and didn't want to get sick, so they just couldn't do it together. An agreement came that Aaesha would be first, then little' Ne Ne (Different Ne Ne) would finish it up.

Damnit. I couldn't pass this up. I needed some extra time with them and said let's go back to the beach. Aaesha had to get up early for work and said she couldn't go. This left little' Ne Ne and me. Since she was in the back, I hadn't really noticed her until she jumped up front, and she then said, "I'm high as fuck." We laughed and I grabbed her chest airbags for some juicy hand conversation. She liked this and got to moaning. Her tits were plump, firm, and without a doubt- Oh My.

We got to a private, secluded location to search for that nut. I thought it might be in the backseat and suggested we look for it there. Oh where oh where could that little nut be. Oh where oh where did it go? She got buck naked in the backseat and I followed suit. Damn! What was I to do? I grabbed her boob and plopped a mouthful in my mouth. She cooed and I got hard as fuck listening to her horny self, getting all into it. I stuck my hand down to her wet muff box. It was juicy, non-aromatic, and eagerly awaiting my hand. She grabbed my dick and slipped the cover on followed by her moist lips. This felt great, I finger banged her and grabbed her big fat fanny. She laid back and came hard as I banged away and sucked those fine tits.

She grabbed me by my balls while pulling my dick towards her cave. I love pussy and pussy loves me. In some pussy is the place to be... I gently approached and she gasped in a muffled painful / pleasurable way as I entered. Her facial expressions looked so hot, I kissed her. She quickly stuck her tongue down my throat and we went at it. Those pussy lips grabbed on me so tightly and they didn't let me go. Tic toc-ing away. We didn't stop until sometime in the early day.

Wheew! Give me that nut, that nut. She was like, "I nutted two times!"

Good for her. No, good for me. Always fucking is the life you see (LOL). [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtaCReubaYQ&feature=kp[/URL].

FYI -There is a survey being conducted by Christine Milrod, PhD, of mature, baby-boomer hobbyists over 60. She writes that this is an "understudied group of hobbyists, and yet they comprise a very important part of our hobbying community. We need to hear from them. What they want, what they like and what they do." Dr. Milrod is a legitimate clinical researcher. You can find out more about her here: [URL]www.sexandlifecoaching.com[/URL].

I emailed her and she responded with a link to the survey. It took me about 20 minutes to answer the, roughly, 100 questions. It is completely anonymous. The statistical significance of the survey improves when a higher number of the target group participate. So the good doctor has allowed me to share the survey link with other hobbyists. If you are over 60 and interested in taking the survey, send me a PM and I'll send you the link to the survey. Or you can contact Dr. Milrod directly through the website. She's very prompt in returning emails. This is a blind scientific study. The results will likely be published in a scientific journal in late 2014 after it goes through peer review.

Let me know if you are interested.

Shelby.

Damn. This young 18 yo is the shit!

Survival skills are essential in the world today. Even in America. Now this girl has seen the real shit, and at only 18, is still surviving and thriving. I got to take my hat off and give her a bow. Applauding.

Now I'm not just talking. I've met way too many ride or die chicks. And guess what? They're still waiting for their time. Acting all stupid. Oh well.

I'm on a mission, because some of the hos are loveable. I must be a dork cause, well, I love them. Eh, some of them.

Here are the clues...

Hello kitty kat. Popular worldwide. it's near the hand.

5'7". Fine ass Apple bottom.

Ebony Black and Fine.

Or just PM me.

She is a good covered girl. 2nd date, looked so good in the mirrors. She is fine.

Started out telling her how I missed her ass. Just look at the picture. The day before I was teaching a Chinese girl how to move it. Nice and slow. Wait girl don't get wild. 1st. Stick it towards my face. Yeah that is it. Shake it to the right. Yeah. Now to the left. Thrust a little backward. Wait. Wait. Slower. Yeah baby, that's it. Ha it was fun. Grabbing that firm Chinese ass. Only took less than a minute. Not all girls get it at first, but many want to learn. Hold up. Yeah, it's true.

Now back to my Kitty story. After hitting the streets hard, I've acquired a Roladex of fine sweet things to make even the coldest nights super warm and cozy. I called up Hello Kitty. When I picked her up she was with her super fine friend. Who that?

We clicked and I was so happy to hang out with her. Got a decent CBJ standing up with her between my legs. Mirrors mirrors everywhere. She looked fine. I was rubbing her shoulders and just up in the moment. Life is good. She got on all fours and I tried to slide up in there. I took it- Nice and. She backed that thing up. Shallow at first and worked up to it. Ah yeah, Damn that ass looked good. She backed that thing up, slowly. I pulled out, she pulled those lips wide and went back in for the deep penile insertion. Played with her big fat fanny. Slapped it. Rubbed it. Damn dude, I made love to it. Grabbed her titties and slipped out. Popped it in, she was like, "Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhhhh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhhhh.".

I was like, "Yeah baby, oh, oh. Damn, Oh, oh. That pussy is tight." Pulled out, and asked her to jump on top.

I offered extra to let her know, I'm not a five minute man. Then it was back to, "Ew. Ewww.".

Long story short. She smelled Awesome! Her skin was soft. Her lips were big. Banging that thing, I really was like, DANG.

[QUOTE=Christophe1;1992939]Damn. This young 18 yo is the shit!

Survival skills are essential in the world today. Even in America. Now this girl has seen the real shit, and at only 18, is still surviving and thriving. I got to take my hat off and give her a bow. Applauding.

Now I'm not just talking. I've met way too many ride or die chicks. And guess what? They're still waiting for their time. Acting all stupid. Oh well.

I'm on a mission, because some of the hos are loveable. I must be a dork cause, well, I love them. Eh, some of them.

Here are the clues...

Hello kitty kat. Popular worldwide. it's near the hand.

5'7". Fine ass Apple bottom.

Ebony Black and Fine.

Or just PM me.

She is a good covered girl. 2nd date, looked so good in the mirrors. She is fine.

Started out telling her how I missed her ass. Just look at the picture. The day before I was teaching a Chinese girl how to move it. Nice and slow. Wait girl don't get wild. 1st. Stick it towards my face. Yeah that is it. Shake it to the right. Yeah. Now to the right. Thrust a little backward. Wait. Wait. Slower. Yeah baby, that's it. Ha it was fun. Grabbing that firm Chinese ass. Only took less than a minute. Not all girls get it at first, but many want to learn. Hold up. Yeah, it's true.

Now back to my Kitty story. After hitting the streets hard, I've acquired a Roladex of fine sweet things to make even the coldest nights super warm and cozy. I called up Hello Kitty. When I picked her up she was with her super fine friend. Who that?

We clicked and I was so happy to hang out with her. Got a decent CBJ standing up with her between my legs. Mirrors mirrors everywhere. She looked fine. I was rubbing her shoulders and just up in the moment. Life is good. She got on all fours and I tried to slide up in there. I took it- Nice and. She backed that thing up. Shallow at first and worked up to it. Ah yeah, Damn that ass looked good. She backed that thing up, slowly. I pulled out, she pulled those lips wide and went back in for the deep penile insertion. Played with her big fat fanny. Slapped it. Rubbed it. Damn dude, I made love to it. Grabbed her titties and slipped out. Popped it in, she was like, "Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhhhh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhhhh.".

I was like, "Yeah baby, oh, oh. Damn, Oh, oh. That pussy is tight." Pulled out, and asked her to jump on top.

I offered extra to let her know, I'm not a five minute man. Then it was back to, "Ew. Ewww.".

Long story short. She smelled Awesome! Her skin was soft. Her lips were big. Banging that thing, I really was like, DANG.[/QUOTE]Good story bro. Unfortunately, black women don't do it for me. Maybe I should give them another try and see where it goes.

Where do I start... I'm fairly new to the scene but I have enough notches under my belt now to want to acquire the finer things. I have a couple rants here that I'd like to share. Back in my novice days, I could care less about what the woman weighed or looked like. All wanted was a warm hole to unload in. Now a days I'm becoming pretty selective in the women I choose and for good reason. I'm generalizing here but I don't give a fuck.

Latina: While I'm a sucker for latina women, a majority of them have sub par hygiene. I mean don't make me out as a clean freak or anything but when the smell of a Chinese fish market is coming through your clothes after you've banged her, there's definitely a problem there. If I can make the fucking effort to shower before I see your working girl ass, please have the courtesy to shower as well. Also be very wary of online pics from latina women. All you have to do is take her photo and add about 60 pounds and you'll have the person you're about to see. If someone knows a petite latina they could refer me to, I'd appreciate it!

BBW: Ok so you've got a few eating disorders but again, this does not give you the excuse to leave parts of your body unwashed. I have not been with one "BBW" who's taken the time to bathe before seeing her, why?

Latina BBW: God help you. My risk taking days are over.

Black: Most really go out of their way to please but what can I say, the attraction just isn't there for me.

White: OK so we know about "playing safe" but when you have a million "rules" including one preventing me from making any sort of skin to skin contact, I might as well take a photo of you and glue it onto a sex doll. I'm sorry but I'm not looking to pay $$ to play with a non responsive piece of plastic.

A recent few bad experiences have really turned me off so I guess this is just me venting.

[QUOTE=Seephor;1993531]Where do I start... I'm fairly new to the scene but I have enough notches under my belt now to want to acquire the finer things. I have a couple rants here that I'd like to share. Back in my novice days, I could care less about what the woman weighed or looked like. All wanted was a warm hole to unload in. Now a days I'm becoming pretty selective in the women I choose and for good reason. I'm generalizing here but I don't give a fuck.

Latina: While I'm a sucker for latina women, a majority of them have sub par hygiene. I mean don't make me out as a clean freak or anything but when the smell of a Chinese fish market is coming through your clothes after you've banged her, there's definitely a problem there. If I can make the fucking effort to shower before I see your working girl ass, please have the courtesy to shower as well. Also be very wary of online pics from latina women. All you have to do is take her photo and add about 60 pounds and you'll have the person you're about to see. If someone knows a petite latina they could refer me to, I'd appreciate it!

BBW: Ok so you've got a few eating disorders but again, this does not give you the excuse to leave parts of your body unwashed. I have not been with one "BBW" who's taken the time to bathe before seeing her, why?

Latina BBW: God help you. My risk taking days are over.

Black: Most really go out of their way to please but what can I say, the attraction just isn't there for me.

White: OK so we know about "playing safe" but when you have a million "rules" including one preventing me from making any sort of skin to skin contact, I might as well take a photo of you and glue it onto a sex doll. I'm sorry but I'm not looking to pay $$ to play with a non responsive piece of plastic.

A recent few bad experiences have really turned me off so I guess this is just me venting.[/QUOTE]+ fucking 1.

[QUOTE=Seephor;1993531]Where do I start... I'm fairly new to the scene but I have enough notches under my belt now to want to acquire the finer things. I have a couple rants here that I'd like to share. Back in my novice days, I could care less about what the woman weighed or looked like. All wanted was a warm hole to unload in. Now a days I'm becoming pretty selective in the women I choose and for good reason. I'm generalizing here but I don't give a fuck.

Latina: While I'm a sucker for latina women, a majority of them have sub par hygiene. I mean don't make me out as a clean freak or anything but when the smell of a Chinese fish market is coming through your clothes after you've banged her, there's definitely a problem there. If I can make the fucking effort to shower before I see your working girl ass, please have the courtesy to shower as well. Also be very wary of online pics from latina women. All you have to do is take her photo and add about 60 pounds and you'll have the person you're about to see. If someone knows a petite latina they could refer me to, I'd appreciate it!

BBW: Ok so you've got a few eating disorders but again, this does not give you the excuse to leave parts of your body unwashed. I have not been with one "BBW" who's taken the time to bathe before seeing her, why?

Latina BBW: God help you. My risk taking days are over.

Black: Most really go out of their way to please but what can I say, the attraction just isn't there for me.

White: OK so we know about "playing safe" but when you have a million "rules" including one preventing me from making any sort of skin to skin contact, I might as well take a photo of you and glue it onto a sex doll. I'm sorry but I'm not looking to pay $$ to play with a non responsive piece of plastic.

A recent few bad experiences have really turned me off so I guess this is just me venting.[/QUOTE]Is this a "venting issues only" list? You left out what is possibly the biggest ethnic group of working girls of all.

[QUOTE=Seephor;1993531]Where do I start... I'm fairly new to the scene but I have enough notches under my belt now to want to acquire the finer things. I have a couple rants here that I'd like to share. Back in my novice days, I could care less about what the woman weighed or looked like. All wanted was a warm hole to unload in. Now a days I'm becoming pretty selective in the women I choose and for good reason. I'm generalizing here but I don't give a fuck.

Latina: While I'm a sucker for latina women, a majority of them have sub par hygiene. I mean don't make me out as a clean freak or anything but when the smell of a Chinese fish market is coming through your clothes after you've banged her, there's definitely a problem there. If I can make the fucking effort to shower before I see your working girl ass, please have the courtesy to shower as well. Also be very wary of online pics from latina women. All you have to do is take her photo and add about 60 pounds and you'll have the person you're about to see. If someone knows a petite latina they could refer me to, I'd appreciate it!

BBW: Ok so you've got a few eating disorders but again, this does not give you the excuse to leave parts of your body unwashed. I have not been with one "BBW" who's taken the time to bathe before seeing her, why?

Latina BBW: God help you. My risk taking days are over.

Black: Most really go out of their way to please but what can I say, the attraction just isn't there for me.

White: OK so we know about "playing safe" but when you have a million "rules" including one preventing me from making any sort of skin to skin contact, I might as well take a photo of you and glue it onto a sex doll. I'm sorry but I'm not looking to pay $$ to play with a non responsive piece of plastic.

A recent few bad experiences have really turned me off so I guess this is just me venting.[/QUOTE]Everyone has a preference. And everyone has had plenty of experiences that leave you thinking, "Why the fuck did I say okay to this." Hell, I had an ancient K-girl are&T, to where she starting crying at some point that left driving home thinking, "What.the fuck." Had to go and get two other experiences THAT NIGHT just to wash that horrible one off. We all have stains. No biggy.

I'm sure we've all had our fair share of stinky sauce girls too.

You see...I like to think we all have our preferences. We all have our price ranges. And like a solid drinking man once told me, we all have a staple drink. So okay, a few non-desirables come our way from time to time. That's why we have these threads. Alert the other members. "Hey! This one smells like rotten moose!" Awesome, thanks Christophe, DildoBaggens, Camel, El Bango...and everyone else I know who contributes.

I prefer to share experiences and adventures. Give the guys something enjoyable to read, and if I find something new, share that as well. Thank you for sharing though, it's still appreciated. Just don't get jaded. Maybe share exactly what your preference is and the experiences you've had and whom you've that those experiences with.

Midnite.

Hey Midnite, thanks for the undeserved props. It's all expensive stanky french cheese to me anyway. Yes! Buy all means good stories are why I come to this site, like a fucked up religion with no savior. On second thought... The Camel is a quasi Surrogate savior for sure!

Baggens.

[QUOTE=DrMidnite;1994782]Everyone has a preference. And everyone has had plenty of experiences that leave you thinking, "Why the fuck did I say okay to this." Hell, I had an ancient K-girl are&T, to where she starting crying at some point that left driving home thinking, "What.the fuck." Had to go and get two other experiences THAT NIGHT just to wash that horrible one off. We all have stains. No biggy.

I'm sure we've all had our fair share of stinky sauce girls too.

You see...I like to think we all have our preferences. We all have our price ranges. And like a solid drinking man once told me, we all have a staple drink. So okay, a few non-desirables come our way from time to time. That's why we have these threads. Alert the other members. "Hey! This one smells like rotten moose!" Awesome, thanks Christophe, DildoBaggens, Camel, El Bango...and everyone else I know who contributes.

I prefer to share experiences and adventures. Give the guys something enjoyable to read, and if I find something new, share that as well. Thank you for sharing though, it's still appreciated. Just don't get jaded. Maybe share exactly what your preference is and the experiences you've had and whom you've that those experiences with.

Midnite.[/QUOTE]

Hey fellow LA mongers.

Just got fogged in so have a night to spend in the LAX area. Been doing preliminary research on possible entertainment, many many exciting possibilities, only thing is I'm a little hesitant to do it LA (BIG) Style without my blue little buddy performance guaranty So my first priority is to try and secure 1 or more then go on the "big" game hunt. So please PM me w any help, hook-ups, or suggestions will be greatly appreciated and you will make a monger buddy4 life that lives in Hawaii. Thanks. Fooled01.

P.S.- if this post is in anyway inappropriate or in the wrong thread I apologize. In the HI forum there is a thread dedicated to helping insure that we perform to the best of our abilities for both us and the ladies. Again thanks.

Ok, Yesterday all the headlines were about a game called Flappy Bird being pulled from all the App Stores. The creator was Dong. In honor of Dong and in being able to make 50 G / day, I was inspired to create the new hepatic touch screen game, Floppy Dong. It's a two part game created for males ranging in the ages of 16 to 99. The main character is a, well, a Floppy Dong. It takes place on the mean streets and alleyways of Tijuana. Floppy Dong is a semi-erect penis that goes through these alleyways Pac Man style, looking for the magic pills. Viagra, Cialis, generics, anything that will make Floppy Dong a Happy Dong. In Floppy Dong's journey he comes across all sorts of shady characters. A partial list would be your regular run-of-the-mill type charlatans, snake-oil salesmen, store vendors, and the "Amigo, Come here. What are you looking for?" types. Plus you got your pharma-hombres trying to pass off fake pills, dishonest Policia, and the ever present thug / gangster types.

Once Floppy finds a pill, he must rush over to the barrio rojo. Once there he has to select a Lady of the Night. Easy? Nope. Interspersed between the ladies are the trannies, aggressive BBWs, and the up-chargers. Once the negotiations are settled, it's time to see if the pill works and for how long? If Floppy becomes happy he gets to have sex with his choice. How long will the pill last? What will the girl allow? If the pill doesn't work. What are the side effects? STDs of course. Back to the alleys for the cure.

Alright. Never mind.

[QUOTE=Fooled01;1995960]Hey fellow LA mongers.

Just got fogged in so have a night to spend in the LAX area. Been doing preliminary research on possible entertainment, many many exciting possibilities...[/QUOTE]Already PMed you this. If anyone else should wonder, this place is a popular location close to the airport.

LENNOX THERAPY.

4506 Lennox Blvd., Lennox, CA 90304.

M A P.

(310) 677-1720.

[QUOTE=Christophe1;2005610]Ok, Yesterday all the headlines were about a game called Flappy Bird being pulled from all the App Stores. The creator was Dong. In honor of Dong and in being able to make 50 G / day, I was inspired to create the new hepatic touch screen game, Floppy Dong. It's a two part game created for males ranging in the ages of 16 to 99. The main character is a, well, a Floppy Dong. It takes place on the mean streets and alleyways of Tijuana. Floppy Dong is a semi-erect penis that goes through these alleyways Pac Man style, looking for the magic pills. Viagra, Cialis, generics, anything that will make Floppy Dong a Happy Dong. In Floppy Dong's journey he comes across all sorts of shady characters. A partial list would be your regular run-of-the-mill type charlatans, snake-oil salesmen, store vendors, and the "Amigo, Come here. What are you looking for?" types. Plus you got your pharma-hombres trying to pass off fake pills, dishonest Policia, and the ever present thug / gangster types.

Once Floppy finds a pill, he must rush over to the barrio rojo. Once there he has to select a Lady of the Night. Easy? Nope. Interspersed between the ladies are the trannies, aggressive BBWs, and the up-chargers. Once the negotiations are settled, it's time to see if the pill works and for how long? If Floppy becomes happy he gets to have sex with his choice. How long will the pill last? What will the girl allow? If the pill doesn't work. What are the side effects? STDs of course. Back to the alleys for the cure.

Alright. Never mind.

Already PMed you this. If anyone else should wonder, this place is a popular location close to the airport.

LENNOX THERAPY.

4506 Lennox Blvd., Lennox, CA 90304.

M A P.

(310) 677-1720.[/QUOTE]Ha ha ha.

Floppy Dong is going to be a big hit. I bet you could get a sponsor (Viagra, Cialis?) but imagine the media attention. Take your $50 K a day and run!

Hey Christophe.

Lithium. Double dose.

I just love breasts like these with the full puffy nipple & awesome shaped full breast.

[URL]http://beeg.com/9658364[/URL]

[QUOTE=JackReacher;2007972]I just love breasts like these with the full puffy nipple & awesome shaped full breast.

[URL]http://beeg.com/9658364[/URL][/QUOTE]Such a perfect girl she is.

Damn this chick can cream.

[URL]http://www.redtube.com/321702[/URL]

I love when a chick creams on my cock.

It's a pretty well-known thing that cam girls put stuff inside of themselves to make that creamy mess.

[QUOTE=JackReacher;2010688]Damn this chick can cream.

[URL]http://www.redtube.com/321702[/URL]

I love when a chick creams on my cock.[/QUOTE]

How much have you spent on the hobby? Do you have an annual budget? Monthly? In the last 5 years I have just shy of $40 K. About $8 K annually. Over my hobbying career, estimating maybe $80 K over the 13 years or so, assuming I have increased my spend as my income increases.

I have a spreadsheet where I keep track of my spend, fee + tip, rate the girl / service and have notes. It's an interesting history of this secret life I lead.

[QUOTE=Amptor;2013831]How much have you spent on the hobby? Do you have an annual budget? Monthly? In the last 5 years I have just shy of $40 K. About $8 K annually. Over my hobbying career, estimating maybe $80 K over the 13 years or so, assuming I have increased my spend as my income increases.

I have a spreadsheet where I keep track of my spend, fee + tip, rate the girl / service and have notes. It's an interesting history of this secret life I lead.[/QUOTE]In my lifetime I won't say. It's a lot. Currently 3 k a month. Will increase if business goes up. I would love to spend double that if I could.

That pesky little Cupid has been hovering around my head with his bow drawn and arrow pointed towards my head. It has been fated.

There I was. There she was. She resembled my college co-ed Chinese cutie. Way back when we made love in a loft bed to this [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUOkg4jFNus[/URL].

Should I look backward or should I proceed forward. Uh yeah, got to lead foot the gas.

So this Angel is possessed. Maybe it's me having recently gone to too many Chinese New Year Dragon Dances. You know how the dragon swings its head back and forth, sticks out its tongue, rolls its eyes, while hopping around posing, and blinking. Yeah! That just about sums up sex with her. It was awesome, especially when she was going to contract her pussy muscles to clench down on my dong. She made these crazy strained faces, dude it was intense. Then she would pull me in to lick my lips. Tongue fu black belt style.

Let me step back a little, this was my second time seeing her. After the first, I began to practice her faces, sadly enough; I even taught other women some of her moves. Making kissy faces, sticking out the tongue and gesturing come here with it. Yeah I was practicing in the mirror and with others so as to be prepared to unleash some of her medicine back at her. And it worked. I think my first visit with her I got the fresh Angel, new to the USA With promises of dreamed fortune. This time I got the less fresh and more robotic one. Although I really like her robotic version, it worked for me just like an aphrodisiac. Somehow, somewhere, we crossed over into another plane of together that transcended p4 p. I got the once in a lifetime visit. I think in the end I was there for 2 hours, and literally had her eating out of my hands. She was even feeding me nuts from her mouth.

Part of the fun (Everyone should google search How to give a Massage) was giving her a naked massage. Words can't describe it. She was so grateful throughout, that she kept pulling me in for kisses. And they were sweet, and they were slobbery wet. During the process she was grabbing onto my legs, squeezing my chest, pinching my nipples and caressing my thighs. Man it was total role reversal.

Next visit. I waited for her to call me. "Yeah, you're lonely? You want me to come by?" YES. The heart beated so fast that it nearly busted open my thorax. This time I just really wanted to see her, but I guess (and I seen this a lot) many escorts, MPs, etc type workers are so trained to be sex-perts. I'll see them and say, let me just look at you naked, then the next second they have my dick in their hand. This time I got the real Angel and she was still possessed. It's funny how you get to see the sex act (acting). Then you get the real thing. Whoa! I'm not going to explain it. Needless to say, Whoa! We were a sweaty mess and after 45 minutes I hadn't fertilized her valleys. This made her work even harder with a solitary single focus. Really fun stuff, here is the primer if you want to take a look.

[URL]http://www.sexinfo101.com/firehydrant.shtml[/URL].

Now I am enamored. Then as I was leaving, I got a call from my little lady Latina friend, "I miss you." The funny thing is, as she said that I pulled down my car's sun visor and out plops a bunch of money that I had forgotten about, onto my lap. Was this a sign? What kind of a sign?

Shit! You know you hobby way too much when a Ho calls you a ho. Um. Sadly that's me. So now I got my handful of "knock your socks off" providers to keep me off the radar from seeing any new ones. It feels pretty good. Plus I feel like I had some of my own demons exercised and now I can go focus on other things.

Anyone else have a once in a lifetime? I've had a few.

[QUOTE=Christophe1;2015333]That pesky little Cupid has been hovering around my head with his bow drawn and arrow pointed towards my head. It has been fated.

There I was. There she was. She resembled my college co-ed Chinese cutie. Way back when we made love in a loft bed to this [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUOkg4jFNus[/URL].

Should I look backward or should I proceed forward. Uh yeah, got to lead foot the gas.

So this Angel is possessed. Maybe it's me having recently gone to too many Chinese New Year Dragon Dances. You know how the dragon swings its head back and forth, sticks out its tongue, rolls its eyes, while hopping around posing, and blinking. Yeah! That just about sums up sex with her. It was awesome, especially when she was going to contract her pussy muscles to clench down on my dong. She made these crazy strained faces, dude it was intense. Then she would pull me in to lick my lips. Tongue fu black belt style.

Let me step back a little, this was my second time seeing her. After the first, I began to practice her faces, sadly enough; I even taught other women some of her moves. Making kissy faces, sticking out the tongue and gesturing come here with it. Yeah I was practicing in the mirror and with others so as to be prepared to unleash some of her medicine back at her. And it worked. I think my first visit with her I got the fresh Angel, new to the USA With promises of dreamed fortune. This time I got the less fresh and more robotic one. Although I really like her robotic version, it worked for me just like an aphrodisiac. Somehow, somewhere, we crossed over into another plane of together that transcended p4 p. I got the once in a lifetime visit. I think in the end I was there for 2 hours, and literally had her eating out of my hands. She was even feeding me nuts from her mouth.

Part of the fun (Everyone should google search How to give a Massage) was giving her a naked massage. Words can't describe it. She was so grateful throughout, that she kept pulling me in for kisses. And they were sweet, and they were slobbery wet. During the process she was grabbing onto my legs, squeezing my chest, pinching my nipples and caressing my thighs. Man it was total role reversal.

Next visit. I waited for her to call me. "Yeah, you're lonely? You want me to come by?" YES. The heart beated so fast that it nearly busted open my thorax. This time I just really wanted to see her, but I guess (and I seen this a lot) many escorts, MPs, etc type workers are so trained to be sex-perts. I'll see them and say, let me just look at you naked, then the next second they have my dick in their hand. This time I got the real Angel and she was still possessed. It's funny how you get to see the sex act (acting). Then you get the real thing. Whoa! I'm not going to explain it. Needless to say, Whoa! We were a sweaty mess and after 45 minutes I hadn't fertilized her valleys. This made her work even harder with a solitary single focus. Really fun stuff, here is the primer if you want to take a look.

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Now I am enamored. Then as I was leaving, I got a call from my little lady Latina friend, "I miss you." The funny thing is, as she said that I pulled down my car's sun visor and out plops a bunch of money that I had forgotten about, onto my lap. Was this a sign? What kind of a sign?

Shit! You know you hobby way too much when a Ho calls you a ho. Um. Sadly that's me. So now I got my handful of "knock your socks off" providers to keep me off the radar from seeing any new ones. It feels pretty good. Plus I feel like I had some of my own demons exercised and now I can go focus on other things.

Anyone else have a once in a lifetime? I've had a few.[/QUOTE]Had one a few weeks ago. She made love to me like I was the last man on earth. I took a second visit a week later that didn't go anywhere near as well. I called her afterward to find out why. The bottom line was she said she could repeat the first date action if I saw her again, but so far I haven't found the time and maybe never will as she claims to be retiring. Her husband is one lucky guy.

[QUOTE=HollywoodGuy;2015547]Had one a few weeks ago. She made love to me like I was the last man on earth. I took a second visit a week later that didn't go anywhere near as well. I called her afterward to find out why. The bottom line was she said she could repeat the first date action if I saw her again, but so far I haven't found the time and maybe never will as she claims to be retiring. Her husband is one lucky guy.[/QUOTE]Thanks. I knew you would of had more than a couple to share. Show me a married 10, and behind there is a guy that doesn't notice. Even hot sexy kinky types don't do that full time. You got to earn it some how, or otherwise you've mastered other Jedi skills.

This is just another song. Don't even know why I would post it here. Now that I'm not searching for anything I just feel like I'm going to reminisce and listen to past wisdom.

[URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvPr9YV7-Xw[/URL]

[QUOTE=Christophe1;2015753]Thanks. I knew you would of had more than a couple to share. Show me a married 10, and behind there is a guy that doesn't notice. Even hot sexy kinky types don't do that full time. You got to earn it some how, or otherwise you've mastered other Jedi skills.

This is just another song. Don't even know why I would post it here. Now that I'm not searching for anything I just feel like I'm going to reminisce and listen to past wisdom.

[URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvPr9YV7-Xw[/URL][/QUOTE]I think I just caught her on a day that she was feeling low and needed some love. This girl is an x SW. So it was very surprising. She just either was projecting it on to me or looking to escape. There is no girl that doesn't have a real need to be held and feel appreciated even if its only once in a while. And sometimes its easier to just be yourself with a stranger than even the people that are closest to you.

[QUOTE=Christophe1;2015333]That pesky little Cupid has been hovering around my head with his bow drawn and arrow pointed towards my head. It has been fated.

Shit! You know you hobby way too much when a Ho calls you a ho. Um. Sadly that's me. So now I got my handful of "knock your socks off" providers to keep me off the radar from seeing any new ones. It feels pretty good. Plus I feel like I had some of my own demons exercised and now I can go focus on other things.

Anyone else have a once in a lifetime? I've had a few.[/QUOTE]I had one last summer. I lucked upon a stranded little cutie who had been robbed and needed a ride. She looked 19 and was so fucking cute and my heroism was rewarded with a BJ and a fuck on the way home. She LOVED having her pussy rubbed and fucked, and was soaking wet. She gave me her phone number and even called me back once, but I have never been able to connect with her again. I am DYING to find her and fuck her but I don't even know where to look for her. I have cruised her neighborhood when I have been in the area, but I don't see my neighbors let alone some chick I met once who could be anywhere six months later.

Thanks for the memories.

News is reporting that the LAPD is doing a prostitution, john and pimp crackdown today in the SFV concentrating on the Sepulveda area and others. Be careful out there they may have decoys too.

Happy Hunting!

[QUOTE=Socalasian;2017133]News is reporting that the LAPD is doing a prostitution, john and pimp crackdown today in the SFV concentrating on the Sepulveda area and others. Be careful out there they may have decoys too.

Happy Hunting![/QUOTE]Typical LAPD. A sting operation and crackdown in an area with minimal prostitution traffic at best. Total waste of taxpayer's money. Will they crack down on the drug dealers on their bicycles while they are doing this? I think not!

[QUOTE=Socalasian;2017133]News is reporting that the LAPD is doing a prostitution, john and pimp crackdown today in the SFV concentrating on the Sepulveda area and others. Be careful out there they may have decoys too.

Happy Hunting![/QUOTE]I didn't see your warning, and I cruised Sepulveda twice last night. Once at about 9-10 PM and again around 1-2 AM. I didn't see anything worth mentioning. No girls, maybe 3 LAPD cruisers. Maybe they gave up or maybe they did a little cleaning up before I got there.

[QUOTE=JohnKozumak;2039908]I founded a list of about 15 hotels in LA from [URL]http://www.wikisexguide.com/wiki/Los_Angeles[/URL].

I guess they have escorts hanging out in a lobby of the hotel and bars. Is this common in LA also? I am going to be there in April and I rather just stay at these hotels so I do not have to walk far to get action.[/QUOTE]Not sure if that information is up to date. The description of the hookers alone sounds old and describes any female out at night in certain areas. Stay at any LAX moderately priced hotel on Century and just hang outside long enough to find a few of what your looking for.

-Big hair. Poofed, teased, coiffed and groomed for maximum plumage attraction.

-Too hot to be alone. If she's drop-dead gorgeous and is still flying solo at 3 am, you may have spotted a lady of the evening.

-Reavealing & shiny / sparkly clothing (of both cleavage and leg variety). Nothing wrong with showing off the wares a little.

-High heels. Many ladies of negotiable affection bump up their height a few inches with eye-catching platforms or sky-high heels in arresting colors.

Training to be a Gentleman.

I just was reading the OC Massage forum and was thinking that some of us are being trained. It seems like too many people are getting used to the idea of paying over a Benjamin tip. The therapists are high balling, immediately getting the suckers and then when 1.2 is agreed upon the costumer feels like they just got a bargain. Whatever happened to the standard tip of 1.0? Why would anyone be lining up to spend their money on subpar services that include; haggling, lack of appreciation, being hurried up, loosing their woody, and the list goes on. Aren't we the consumer. Anyone remember the old adage stating that the costumer is always right? Especially now when there is so much competition, let your feet do the walking if the therapist is trying to pull that and remind them that all the neighbors are happily accepting that rate. Please don't settle for paying for a half hour and getting 10 minutes of actual service unless you know they'll make it up to you. Tell the girl you want your full time, report it to the manager, tell the next guy in the waiting room. If they want more without giving more, then why pay more for less?

A Benjamin should get you what you want. CBJ, CFS with at least two positions, hot towel clean up. It might also include but is dependent on the providers: DATY, FOV, breast licking, kissing, and some light massage before and after if there is time remaining. Also it should include some help getting dressed, a drink of water and a pat on the butt with a "come back tomorrow handsome guy," from the Mama-San.

For what I've been paying girls on myredbook I used to get FIV, FIB, kissing, multi-positions and sometimes anal and fisiting. Now I've become too timid, too gentlemanly, to ask for what I want due to being trained. Providers used to love getting their pussy stuffed why they happily sucked away on Jr. And now its almost like you purposely killed a kitty if you ask for such a thing.

I propose we overhaul the system so that us consumers get the appreciation and service that we want. Let's bring Kinky back. Let's return the hundred dollar tip. Let us return to our thrown of glory.

I was having fun pulling up to the girls and letting them give me their game on why I should pick them up. Damn, some of those girls can be hell of seductive, my dick was raging at times that I thought it was going to explode into a million pieces. Making my way across the Southland I saw a tall dark cute BSW that I've seen around several times before. She was so cute I let her into my car right away and damn sure enough, she had no panties on. Her Kat was bald and smooth under her short skirt that I didn't even need her game, we took off. She was all serious at first but after a few minutes we were like old time friends and she revealed her pretty smile. She has very nice facial features with long fake lashes and deliciously big lips.

After several attempts at finding a place we secured the first one that she suggested. At this notel there was a fine young WSW named Sky. For you WSW hunters she looks pretty good and is in her prime. I think she works night times only and probably can be found between Imperial and Century. Watching the pyt I had walk showing off her long legs and thin body my heart struggled against my chest, and the little guy struggled to free himself from my trousers as she looked so fine. We got into the room and it was time for some action. She turned on the porn channel but I didn't notice it as my eyes were glued onto the pretty young thing before me. She has a mean CBJ and I had her hop her hips over my shoulders so I could look at her bottom. Then she offered CFS in two positons- Mish or K9. I didn't ask about any of the others. She is tight and felt so good as I plugged away admiring her beauty. She let out soft moans of encouragement and I pulled out to finish on the sheets so I could enjoy the view of her tasty body.

She smells sweet, her body is dope, and she is a very kind hearted cool girl. On the way out I asked about her services and she does all the normal covered things. When I picked her up she wanted 1 for her time. I said I know a few girls that do .6 and she agreed to that. She offers upgrades that seemed reasonable. I got her digits and will probably will see her again sometime down the road.

[QUOTE=Christophe1;2041731]I was having fun pulling up to the girls and letting them give me their game on why I should pick them up. Damn, some of those girls can be hell of seductive, my dick was raging at times that I thought it was going to explode into a million pieces. Making my way across the Southland I saw a tall dark cute BSW that I've seen around several times before. She was so cute I let her into my car right away and damn sure enough, she had no panties on. Her Kat was bald and smooth under her short skirt that I didn't even need her game, we took off. She was all serious at first but after a few minutes we were like old time friends and she revealed her pretty smile. She has very nice facial features with long fake lashes and deliciously big lips.

After several attempts at finding a place we secured the first one that she suggested. At this notel there was a fine young WSW named Sky. For you WSW hunters she looks pretty good and is in her prime. I think she works night times only and probably can be found between Imperial and Century. Watching the pyt I had walk showing off her long legs and thin body my heart struggled against my chest, and the little guy struggled to free himself from my trousers as she looked so fine. We got into the room and it was time for some action. She turned on the porn channel but I didn't notice it as my eyes were glued onto the pretty young thing before me. She has a mean CBJ and I had her hop her hips over my shoulders so I could look at her bottom. Then she offered CFS in two positons- Mish or K9. I didn't ask about any of the others. She is tight and felt so good as I plugged away admiring her beauty. She let out soft moans of encouragement and I pulled out to finish on the sheets so I could enjoy the view of her tasty body.

She smells sweet, her body is dope, and she is a very kind hearted cool girl. On the way out I asked about her services and she does all the normal covered things. When I picked her up she wanted 1 for her time. I said I know a few girls that do .6 and she agreed to that. She offers upgrades that seemed reasonable. I got her digits and will probably will see her again sometime down the road.[/QUOTE]Does she take the top off and show those titties. Look to be nice sized. Would love to do her cg while I suck on those babies.

That is a very outdated wki entry, but has some accuracy.

I don't know your hotel budget, but you do not want to stay at any of the hotels listed with prostitution traffic. The Travelodge by LAX is ok, and many girls turn tricks there. But as far as I know they are not hanging out in the parking lot looking for customers. You would have to by lucky to catch one going in / out of the room.

The Four Seasons hotel is PACKED with girls on some nights. I was there last week and the girls were gorgeous. However, expect to pay 400-600 a night for a room there, and probably about the same for the talent. The Peninsula also has girls, but same rules as above apply.

Unless you like the hunt, just check out the review sites and do an outcall or incall. Hotels are always hit and miss.

[QUOTE=JohnKozumak;2039908]I founded a list of about 15 hotels in LA from [URL]http://www.wikisexguide.com/wiki/Los_Angeles[/URL].

I guess they have escorts hanging out in a lobby of the hotel and bars. Is this common in LA also? I am going to be there in April and I rather just stay at these hotels so I do not have to walk far to get action.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Marlowe;2041892]Does she take the top off and show those titties. Look to be nice sized. Would love to do her cg while I suck on those babies.[/QUOTE]Jesus Marlowe, you & Chris got the jungle fever. LOL.

[QUOTE=JohnKozumak;2039908]I founded a list of about 15 hotels in LA from [URL]http://www.wikisexguide.com/wiki/Los_Angeles[/URL].

I guess they have escorts hanging out in a lobby of the hotel and bars. Is this common in LA also? I am going to be there in April and I rather just stay at these hotels so I do not have to walk far to get action.[/QUOTE]I haven't been traveling much in the past 6 years or so but when I did travel for work a lot I found quite a few working girls cruising the lounges of the more high end hotels. Usually ones near the airports. All of them way out of my price range though. Just here locally some time ago I would occasionally hit the bar at the Hilton or Atrium Hotel by John Wayne about an hour or 2 before closing time and run into escorts. Mostly well dressed MILFs wanting way too much money but I'd bait them into hanging out with me for a drink and talking for a bit, sometimes get a little titty feel or a stink finger, low ball them then giggle to myself as they split to look for a sucker.

I've stayed in some fleabags and had some luck but it involves hanging out on the balconies and looking for girls going in and out and striking up a conversation. It helps to smoke. Ho's will quite often hit you up for a smoke or a light and it gives you an opening to talk to them. Big time hit or miss though and usually when I'm traveling for work and off the job site I'm just looking sleep not chase pussy all night.

I spent 2 weeks a few years ago in Ashburn staying at the Hilton for work near Dulles. I figured that would be ho central and I had little money to burn too since I was contracting for ETV for almost $200 an hour plus expenses. Their bar and surrounding hotel bars were all fucking graveyards. The ho's in the area on Craigslist were all scammers wanting big bucks and a lot of them had shitty reviews on this and other sites. The last few days I was there I did score on a little white trash tweeker redhead in Herndon. I ran into her in a Kmart parking lot and recognized her from an add she had on Craigslist that I had seen but disregarded because it looked sketchy. She proved to be cheap fun fuck staying in a roach motel not too far away. I hooked up with her again the night before I flew out and brought her back to my hotel since her place just flat out stunk and did an all nighter with her for $300. Some chick named Casey from Chicago.

I've found working girls at trucker friendly hotels too on the road along major interstates. Motels / hotels with big parking lots for semis and most have a bar. Typical lot lizard types but usually cheap. Way back in the day before the web sometimes I would find business cards pinned to bulletin boards in the lobby or hidden in a drawer in the rooms of the seedier motels. I never partook on any of those though. I wouldn't fuck any chick unless I could see them first.

Strip clubs if you have the money to blow sometimes you can hook up with the strippers outside of their work but that is iffy. I've done it a couple of times but usually had buyers remorse later.

When traveling you just have to keep your eyes open and be willing to talk to women. Sometimes you get laid for free.

Happy Hoin!

The other day I was sitting at a bar with a buddy and overheard a MILF talking to her friend about men who pay for sex being suckers. How do you guys feel about it? I can personally say that at times I do when I don't get what I paid for or have been ripped off... Other than that the way I see it is just cutting to the chase skipping the "dates" song and dance for the end result. For me at least, it's not that I can't date women, it's just that I don't want to. I fucking don't want to have to make conversation with her. Most women I've dealt with lack any intelligence for me to have any interest conversing with them. I fucking don't give a fuck what her fat girlfriend said, did or does. Nor do I care about what stores she likes to shop at. Paying for it keeps me from having to listen to them basically is the way I see it.

As the great philosopher Charlie Sheen said, "we're not paying for sex, we're paying them to leave.".

[QUOTE=Seephor;2045651]The other day I was sitting at a bar with a buddy and overheard a MILF talking to her friend about men who pay for sex being suckers. How do you guys feel about it? I can personally say that at times I do when I don't get what I paid for or have been ripped off... Other than that the way I see it is just cutting to the chase skipping the "dates" song and dance for the end result. For me at least, it's not that I can't date women, it's just that I don't want to. I fucking don't want to have to make conversation with her. Most women I've dealt with lack any intelligence for me to have any interest conversing with them. I fucking don't give a fuck what her fat girlfriend said, did or does. Nor do I care about what stores she likes to shop at. Paying for it keeps me from having to listen to them basically is the way I see it.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Oswalt;2046050]As the great philosopher Charlie Sheen said, "we're not paying for sex, we're paying them to leave.".[/QUOTE]"They got it, they sell it, they still got it!

They sell it over & over. LOL. Smh.

[QUOTE=Seephor;2045651]The other day I was sitting at a bar with a buddy and overheard a MILF talking to her friend about men who pay for sex being suckers. How do you guys feel about it? I can personally say that at times I do when I don't get what I paid for or have been ripped off... Other than that the way I see it is just cutting to the chase skipping the "dates" song and dance for the end result. For me at least, it's not that I can't date women, it's just that I don't want to. I fucking don't want to have to make conversation with her. Most women I've dealt with lack any intelligence for me to have any interest conversing with them. I fucking don't give a fuck what her fat girlfriend said, did or does. Nor do I care about what stores she likes to shop at. Paying for it keeps me from having to listen to them basically is the way I see it.[/QUOTE]The guys that are really paying for it are ones that think they don't.

[QUOTE=Seephor;2045651]The other day I was sitting at a bar with a buddy and overheard a MILF talking to her friend about men who pay for sex being suckers. How do you guys feel about it? I can personally say that at times I do when I don't get what I paid for or have been ripped off... Other than that the way I see it is just cutting to the chase skipping the "dates" song and dance for the end result. For me at least, it's not that I can't date women, it's just that I don't want to. I fucking don't want to have to make conversation with her. Most women I've dealt with lack any intelligence for me to have any interest conversing with them. I fucking don't give a fuck what her fat girlfriend said, did or does. Nor do I care about what stores she likes to shop at. Paying for it keeps me from having to listen to them basically is the way I see it.[/QUOTE]I figure that I'm a menace to society when I play on the civie field. When I dated in the past I would see around 3-6 different girls per month. Sometimes after the dating ritual led to sex, I lost interest. Can't say how often this occurred. I would just be disappointed somehow during it. Like one time when I was having sex with an Italian girl and sucking her nipples, I noticed a hair in my mouth and spit it out. Later and the worse part was, that this hair was attached to her nipple. Yuck. I paused and contemplated plucking it out but stopped when I realized that this might be flat-out wrong. Or another time after having sex with a Pinay I took to Vegas all weekend long, I just lost interest. DNY. In the past when I do the right thing and have exclusivity, sex eventually sucks. Even when I have fingers stuck up all their orifices while hammering hard, I still can't finish. The ones I like, I want to keep and then collect more. Some girls are totally down with this as they have other things going on in their life too. Or they like to get their booty call. When I realized that most women don't like this though, I slowed down. I got a couple that are working girls that I meet up with and date. Plus, most of the dating pool in my cohort are dealing with biological clocks and the need to settle down.

Suckers. Getting sucked in. If a person feels satisfied from their purchase then how are they suckers? I know girls with $1000 shoes and purses that cost the price of a fiat. Many would say they're suckers. Especially since they wear their shoes once or twice and put them in the closet for good. P $P is a way to see women you might not get a chance to otherwise, see as many as you like, spend time with a female without risking one's relationship, get sex the way you want it. And most importantly when one P4 P there is a defined structure. Structure in a relationship is simple and as a simple guy, I prefer to have a sense of control over this aspect of my life. I prefer to pick and choose my dalliances, and sometimes prefer to change the women I see like I change my clothes. Afterward there is no obligation to call, no need to worry about how they feel- It's business.

Suckers. I was on the Westside the other day seeing herds of shopping Yentas. They were all blown up, puffed out, nipped, tucked, and swollen. I was thinking somewhere there's a guy paying for them to look all fucked up and supporting their shopping habits. That guy probably thinks sex is one of those things you roll over and beg for. After the complaining from their wife that they're not wet or horny, they get 1.3 minutes of pumping action. After that, they can look forward to having this encounter hopefully in another month. Neither one is interested in the lights being turned on as neither one has looks that anyone would be interested in.

IDK. 02.

Looking to get some feedback on this girl.

Has anyone seen her yet. She seems legit but the are no reviews of her online.

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