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Uh, thanks blondie's pimp.. Is it just me, or does anyone else find this a tad suspicious from a first time poster? LOL

Sounds like a salesman.



[QUOTE=Babylonbro]Long-time lurker, first-time poster here.

I just hit this little Georgia Peach. Every bit as cute, sweet and fresh as the pics imply. About 5'9" with one of the tightest bodies I've seen on a girl. Firm and perky B/C cups with nips you could hang a cap on. Very bubbly and enthusiastic but was obviously not a newcomer.

She greeted me at the door with smile and a warm hug. After slowly undressing me, she gave a fabulous cbj. She got on top and all I could do was nuzzle and suck those perfectly symmetrical melons.

I took her from behind and thought I was dreaming when I saw myself sliding in and out of her. A perfectly round, firm ass without a blemish on it. I spread her cheeks and lightly fingered her brown-eye. I would've tossed this girls' salad in a New York minute.

Last, we did missionary. I grabbed her ankles and stared in amazement at seeing this sweet thing in all her glory. Boobies bouncing and belly muscles contracting as I slid in and out of her completely bald kitty. To say she was tight would not do justice. She made my very average-sized member feel like a big fat schlong.

Every inch of this girls' skin was pristine down to the crack in her ass. I blew a load in her that erupted from somewhere deep within. I felt like I'd just done my high-school sweetheart for the first time.

She goes by the name Blondie and was running a $100 special on CL. Hit it while you can 'cause she may be leaving soon. This girl is way fresh. For what it's worth from a first-time poster, she's worth it and more.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Rockett Man]Uh, thanks blondie's pimp.. Is it just me, or does anyone else find this a tad suspicious from a first time poster? LOL

Sounds like a salesman.[/QUOTE]

USASexguide has turned into pure enjoyment reading and fantastical text descriptions. Good info is shared amongst the Seniors.

Oh, and for 9.99, I'll toss in the chopper.

I want to hit this girl Ashley. Hot porn star.

[url]http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/ers/188114047.html[/url]

Any one bang this?

Jack

[QUOTE=Jack Reacher]I want to hit this girl Ashley. Hot porn star.

[url]http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/ers/188114047.html[/url]

Any one bang this?

Jack[/QUOTE]
Deleted, looks avg with small chest.

[QUOTE=skankchaser][url]http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/ers/186785723.html[/url]

It seems legit and hot but I'd rather be safe than sorry.[/QUOTE]

I'm also curious myself, alot of post, alot of pictures.

[QUOTE=Sourcemine]I'm also curious myself, alot of post, alot of pictures.[/QUOTE]

Looks familiar................ face.... cant put my finger on it (or in it!). Trying to remember if it was enthusiastic or dead fish.

someone go try! ;-)

I was in town on business and had a lot of time to kill (or should I say wanted have some sensual and sweaty fun)... I was in Ontario for 2 nites this week and was not comfortable with the ads posted, so decided to wait until I got to LA. I got a recommendation from the King of LA Baldy Cruiser before heading out this way. He gave me a nice lead on Tammie who posts on CL. I tried to reach her but got voicemail..... So, I decided to go off the grid and made a "risky" call to an unreviewed hottie on CL named Samone; asked about her availability for this evening and we clicked. Called back later this evening to confirm; she called me when she reached the hotel. Opened the door for her and was WOW-ed by how nice she looked. She was looking oh so fine in those tight fitting jeans and top she was wearing - very hotel friendly but enough to make any man drool.... Bright smile, hello and wet kisses at the door... And she is really into kissing. Also grabbed the boys below to give them a nice hello as well. She is by no means a spinner as defined by hobbyists on most boards, but showed her spinning skilz on this dick. Her curves are in all the right places and just the way I like em. A hottie indeed.

She has a great attitude and was pretty excited about spending time with me. It's all about how you talk to the lady and how you treat them when spending time with them. We had a great time together... I think she really enjoyed the fact that I spent just as much time satisfying her as she did me. A she really showed her appreciation - I think a couple rooms on the hall heard how pleased she was. That's what really makes the date for me, when the lady gets her jollies as well. Anyway, great time was had - this girl fucks very well. All positions are available.

I look forward to seeing her on future trips to LA.


Tomorrow nite, I give Tammie a call before heading back East. Thanks Baldy...

Happy Hobbying and Play Safe

[QUOTE=Babylonbro]Long-time lurker, first-time poster here.I just hit this little Georgia Peach. Every bit as cute, sweet and fresh as the pics imply.[/QUOTE]Those pictures are really bad, I mean the photoshop work done on them is intensive I would suspect her face is pretty crater covered considering the huge pixelation. Just My Two Cents, but if not imperfections why would someone need to retouch so much?

[QUOTE=Webcams]Those pictures are really bad, I mean the photoshop work done on them is intensive I would suspect her face is pretty crater covered considering the huge pixelation. Just My Two Cents, but if not imperfections why would someone need to retouch so much?[/QUOTE]I enjoyed Babylonbros post. He gave a wonderful detailed description of his encounter with this girl. The photos appear to be unretouched with no PHOTOSHOP. I should know I am a professional photographer.

Webcams stop the hating. Just because someone has very few postings, doesn't mean they should be shot down for making a post. And quit putting the F word in all your posts. I have Jackson flagging all of them.

Keep it HARD & Keep it HAPPY.

JACK

Cute BSW, says she adverts on CL all the time, about 5'0", face 6-7 but she does have a unique look, body 9 attitude 9. $ for cbj and cowgirl at NoTel on Vermont (she chose it). I have the digits if anyone reliable wants them PM me. No LE, don't even f*cking try if you aren't a Senior Member whom I am familar with!

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I can't believe this post has received so much press.

For what it's worth, I'm not a pimp, not LE, not a salesman, and hell, I'm not even a real hobbyist. I'm just a guy that had a great experience with a chick and I wanted to share. My biggest crime is that I like to write and didn't downplay my words. Her photo was touched-up like there was WMD in Iraq. I don't have Photoshop (or any other photo editor) and wouldn't know how to use it if I did.

I now understand a first-time poster has no credibility. I came on too strong. My bad. I feel bad that I may actually have hurt the girls' business. I'll keep lurking and keep my experiences to myself.

I was thinking LE but then thought pimp as the story went on. Fucking hilarious.
[QUOTE=Rockett Man]Uh, thanks blondie's pimp.. Is it just me, or does anyone else find this a tad suspicious from a first time poster? LOL

Sounds like a salesman.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Babylonbro]I can't believe this post has received so much press.

For what it's worth, I'm not a pimp, not LE, not a salesman, and hell, I'm not even a real hobbyist. I'm just a guy that had a great experience with a chick and I wanted to share. My biggest crime is that I like to write and didn't downplay my words. Her photo was touched-up like there was WMD in Iraq. I don't have Photoshop (or any other photo editor) and wouldn't know how to use it if I did.

I now understand a first-time poster has no credibility. I came on too strong. My bad. I feel bad that I may actually have hurt the girls' business. I'll keep lurking and keep my experiences to myself.[/QUOTE]

Hey dude, keep on posting. I like postings where you are like a fly on the wall right there, giving us a blow by blow (LOL). Don't be discouraged. We were all newbies at one time. Hell, we need new blood on this board anyway.

If anyone wants to PM me with any questions. No question is a dumb question. I am happy to help out. We all got to help each other.

Baldy(LuvDaBittches)Cruiser

[QUOTE=Member #1381]
She has a great attitude and was pretty excited about spending time with me. It's all about how you talk to the lady and how you treat them when spending time with them. We had a great time together... I think she really enjoyed the fact that I spent just as much time satisfying her as she did me. A she really showed her appreciation - I think a couple rooms on the hall heard how pleased she was. That's what really makes the date for me, when the lady gets her jollies as well. Anyway, great time was had - this girl fucks very well. All positions are available.
I look forward to seeing her on future trips to LA.
Tomorrow nite, I give Tammie a call before heading back East. Thanks Baldy...
Happy Hobbying and Play Safe[/QUOTE]
Member#1381

Glad you had a great time with Samone. I enjoyed talking to you on the phone. Hopefully you were able to hook up with Tammie or Tatianna. I know you will take care of me when I am in Dallas. Next LA visit we'll meet up in the Goose for a few drinks.

Baldy(GoDodgers)Cruiser

I agree with BC "keep on posting".

I have to admit that I had the same suspicion on a great review by a 1st time poster but all I had to do was check your profile to convince me that you've been a member for some time now and this was your 1st post, or in your own words...

"Long-time lurker, first-time poster here."

Hardly the MO of a pimp.

As for the other critic(s), we all get judged daily. If we all changed the way we act because of someone else's diapproval, we'd never move forward.

I enjoyed your post and it sounds like you enjoyed yourself, so "keep on posting".

Pump

[QUOTE=Webcams]I commented on the photos if you can't see the pixels you need your eyes checked[/QUOTE]I'm not going to take sides on this debate. Webcams has been a great source of info and his opinion definitely carries weight.

That being said, Webcams. I looked at the photos and your enlargement and the "pixels" you are describing are the side effect of JPG compression. Whenever you take any photo and save it to JPG, you end up with artifacting such as can be seen in this photo. It doesn't necessarily reflect Photoshop retouching, it could just be the result of trying to make the files smaller in size.

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[QUOTE=Jack Reacher]New guys, don't be afraid to post. I got your back.
[/QUOTE]Thanks Jack. Sometimes I get nervous about posting. I am a black guy disabled with little money to spend. I live in Inglewood, but sometimes I stay with my mom in Jacksonville, Florida. I appreciate your support.

So did you buy all of those things so that one day you tell everyone on the internet about it?

All I care about is the girls personally.

As for the picture, it doesn't look photoshop'd just compressed. I can't imagine that anyone would take that picture into photoshop and it would come out looking like it did. Standard CL resized pic from a cheap digital camera to me.

Porked this fun girl Tammie due to BC's intel on her. I wanted to sop up that ass wit a biscuit. Mmmm, mmm, Good. Wish I could take that ass home.

[url]http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/ers/191116715.html[/url]

Tree Blazin time.

TM

Feel like treating me to one of them 1000 escorts as a belated birthday gift? ;-)

*wink*

[QUOTE=Jack Reacher]I bang all the top escorts. Usually $300 to $1,000. Top scale stuff, you couldn't even get a peek at.

New guys, don't be afraid to post. I got your back.

Keep it HARD, Keep it HAPPY & Keep it HEALTHY.

Jack[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WulfgarX]Feel like treating me to one of them 1000 escorts as a belated birthday gift? ;-)
*wink*[/QUOTE]In your dreams buddy. These 1000 girls are unbelievable. I've only had a couple. The fullest of FULL ON GFE. BBBJ beyond belief. Incredible teasing & licking & deep throat. Bodies to die for. Perfection. Better looking chicks than in Perfect 10 mag.

Perfection from head to toe. Multiple pops & they stay for 2 - 3 hours. I only do it if I'm in a suite at Wynn or Belagio or I am really wasted & stupid. Then I can't remember it the next day.

KEEP it Hard, Happy & Healthy.

JACK

I still haven't hooked up with Patra yet. Some days I am just hurtin for a BBBJCIM. This chick is supposed to be the master. TTEERRR reviewed & she just emailed me this video. She is in Pasadena. I got her digits. She is on CL all the time. She travels around the country.

[url]http://www.patrabonds.com/media/tonsiltapper4.mov[/url]

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Baldy (luvBBBJ) Cruiser

Rockett Man... Sounds like you've changed your tune. Please don't tell me that it's now NOT ok to relay to the board a mongers experience in expressive detail. In this case, the monger did exactly what you've stated as desirable. He relayed incredible 'Penthouse Forum' quality prose without divulging any 'dangerous' LE - type details.
So what is your beef with him. You took me to task for a similar query into the 'Wireless91910' post on the Arizona board.
Do you remember this quote? ... [quote=Rockett Man]Wire, keep up the good work![/quote]
Here's Babylonbro's post:
[QUOTE= Babylonbro]
Long-time lurker, first-time poster here.
I just hit this little Georgia Peach. Every bit as cute, sweet and fresh as the pics imply. About 5'9" with one of the tightest bodies I've seen on a girl. Firm and perky B/C cups with nips you could hang a cap on. Very bubbly and enthusiastic but was obviously not a newcomer.

She greeted me at the door with smile and a warm hug. After slowly undressing me, she gave a fabulous cbj. She got on top and all I could do was nuzzle and suck those perfectly symmetrical melons.

I took her from behind and thought I was dreaming when I saw myself sliding in and out of her. A perfectly round, firm ass without a blemish on it. I spread her cheeks and lightly fingered her brown-eye. I would've tossed this girls' salad in a New York minute.

Last, we did missionary. I grabbed her ankles and stared in amazement at seeing this sweet thing in all her glory. Boobies bouncing and belly muscles contracting as I slid in and out of her completely bald kitty. To say she was tight would not do justice. She made my very average-sized member feel like a big fat schlong.

Every inch of this girls' skin was pristine down to the crack in her ass. I blew a load in her that erupted from somewhere deep within. I felt like I'd just done my high-school sweetheart for the first time.

She goes by the name Blondie and was running a $100 special on CL. Hit it while you can 'cause she may be leaving soon. This girl is way fresh. For what it's worth from a first-time poster, she's worth it and more.[/QUOTE]
Here's your response:
[Quote=Rockett Man]Uh, thanks blondie's pimp.. Is it just me, or does anyone else find this a tad suspicious from a first time poster? LOL
Sounds like a salesman.
[/quote]
I think you've got some 'splainin' to do.

I'll be waitin'

DN

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As for
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katie 8156
Do a CL search on the digits. Different pics and ads - even one for a web cam site.

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Coco 0579
Decent reviews on TER. Agency in SGV.

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April 2681
Has one Aug '06 review on TER by a new reviewer.

Have fun,
Pump

[QUOTE=Babylonbro]I can't believe this post has received so much press.

For what it's worth, I'm not a pimp, not LE, not a salesman, and hell, I'm not even a real hobbyist. I'm just a guy that had a great experience with a chick and I wanted to share. My biggest crime is that I like to write and didn't downplay my words. Her photo was touched-up like there was WMD in Iraq. I don't have Photoshop (or any other photo editor) and wouldn't know how to use it if I did.

I now understand a first-time poster has no credibility. I came on too strong. My bad. I feel bad that I may actually have hurt the girls' business. I'll keep lurking and keep my experiences to myself.[/QUOTE]

Just my take on the matter.
DN

DN,

I should do some splainin for you, no problem. I didn't mean to bust babylons chops too much -- it was highly descriptive and yes I did enjoy the read. I guess my suspicion radar went off as too much of a salesperson type of post though.

Its just my opinion, we are all allowed to have different opinions, so it's all good. You encourage babylon to post more and that's great. I do too, I'm hoping he's legit, thats all.

Btw, my opinions aren't always right.. while I initially did support wire's posts, someone else caught that he seemed to be a black man in some posts, and a white man in other posts.. So I'm not always right lol.

Stay safe
RM


[QUOTE=Dick North]Rockett Man... Sounds like you've changed your tune. Please don't tell me that it's now NOT ok to relay to the board a mongers experience in expressive detail. In this case, the monger did exactly what you've stated as desirable. He relayed incredible 'Penthouse Forum' quality prose without divulging any 'dangerous' LE - type details.
So what is your beef with him. You took me to task for a similar query into the 'Wireless91910' post on the Arizona board.
Do you remember this quote? ...
Here's Babylonbro's post:

Here's your response:

I think you've got some 'splainin' to do.

I'll be waitin'

DN[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jack Reacher]Just because you have 800 posts, doesn't mean you can berate & put down new members. Don't act like your shit don't stink. Everyone's shit stinks. 90% of your posts are 2 sentence redundant meaningless ramblings anyway.

You spent $200 last night, WOW! I spend that much on lunch. I eat guys like you for breakfast. I am 6 foot 5, ex-military. I bang all the top escorts. Usually $300 to $1,000. Top scale stuff, you couldn't even get a peek at. So quit your crying & put the tampon back in your ass.

I own a home in Oceanside, Miami & Palos Verdes. I drive a Bentley. Enough said. I am here to stay so get used to me.

New guys, don't be afraid to post. I got your back.

Keep it HARD, Keep it HAPPY & Keep it HEALTHY.

Jack[/QUOTE]
Uh... Jack please simmer down. Just take it easy. We know that you are ex-military (and am sure that we all applaud you for that), and that you own 3 multi-million dollar homes and a Bentley. Good! that's great!
I am exploring ways in which we can ease tensions on this board.

Now, are you sure that you are not some pimply 110# pencil-necked geek sitting behind a computer making this stuff up?

Good! then we can proceed.

The whole point of this forum is based in trust. I am sure that being ex-miltary, "semper fi" and all that stuff must ring a bell. The point is simply that, as you know, in the military, trust is established through relationships over a period of time.
Same is true with Jackson's USG forum. We get to know each other over a period of time (and numbers of posts).
It is obviously very important to the USG members to know who they are corresponding with ... we certainly don't want LE here, so we kind of wait to see who is trustworthy.
You can understand that, so I'm asking you to back off the belligerence and aggression and accept this forum society for what it is.
Look forward to your future congenial posts!
DN

Thanks for the positive thoughts...coming from different directions to be sure, but positive, constructive and helpful---at least for me! It's good to hear.

There seem to be one or two LA local posters (who shall remain nameless), Senior Members if you please, who keep the board running with their frequent "reports" ("I saw a BSW and a LSW...") and comments...and also have a major LE fixation! He, I mean "they", never miss an opportunity to rant about how unfair it is that "Pig Bratton" targets us mongers and spends tax payer $$ on police stings when real crime is rampant on the streets of LA. Yeah, we get it. And agree!

However, another part of this mania, and it's happened before...is a new guy posts something, anything, and suddenly these "Senior Member" guys start to smell bacon! If he says ANYTHING back to defend himself, he gets flamed and broiled here like it's some kind of Junior High School, 7th Grade insult fest. Paranoia anyone?

Why do I think this? And why does it piss me off. Because it happened to me on one of the LA boards, initiated by the same person. I posted an ACTUAL SW EXPERIENCE and got called out as LE. What a waste of time!

As the celebrated Monger's Monger, DL, would say: "Peace"

#2128

Dayum it's been a minute since I have logged in, I have missed alot. This shit is getting deep up in here.

Anyhow, I saw this chic at a bar on Sunset Bl, one of the door guys told me she posts on CL, does anyone have any info??

[url]http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/ers/192349790.html[/url]

[QUOTE=Member #2128]Thanks for the positive thoughts...coming from different directions to be sure, but positive, constructive and helpful---at least for me! It's good to hear.

Why do I think this? And why does it piss me off. Because it happened to me on one of the LA boards, initiated by the same person. I posted an ACTUAL SW EXPERIENCE and got called out as LE. What a waste of time!

#2128[/QUOTE]No shit my man. I hear ya. All you newbies & lurkers, start posting. It's fun & like Baldy said, We need some new blood on these boards.

Keep it HARD, HEALTHY & HAPPY.

Jack

I use to see Meena Sweets post on CL and being she was a thick girl she caught my eye. Saw some bad reviews on CL so I never called. But dayum, she is looking like Tina has been kiscking her azz or she is infected.

I know she hangs with a chic named "Jaz" or "Jazmin Katana" claims to be Filipina and German. If I remember correctly she use to have a nice PHAT ass. Her shit is looking kinda skimpy too.

Meena
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Jaz
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All I gotta say is..........AMIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!! Too tired to tell the story right now...full report to follow...........

Peace!!

Come on don't tease us. Tell us about Amil. That booty is world class. I have tried seeing her a couple times last year.

Baldy(BootyLuvin)Cruiser

[QUOTE=Dayumrite]I know she hangs with a chic named "Jaz" or "Jazmin Katana" claims to be Filipina and German. If I remember correctly she use to have a nice PHAT ass. Her shit is looking kinda skimpy too.[/QUOTE]Jaz (or Jasmine as she used to go by) was pretty good. She had a nice ass, and showed up at the door wearing something sexy to show it off. Sex isn't the best ever, I remember she was looking at her nails in a bored way, but she was still young and hot, if that is what you are looking for. This was about 9 months ago. I agree that she seems to have lost weight, for whatever reason. Maybe the gym, maybe the drugs, who knows.

This girl Jahiara is hot!

[url]http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/ers/192203716.html[/url]

Too good to be true? Any feedback would be appriciated.

[QUOTE=Dayumrite]Dayum it's been a minute since I have logged in, I have missed alot. This shit is getting deep up in here.

Anyhow, I saw this chic at a bar on Sunset Bl, one of the door guys told me she posts on CL, does anyone have any info??

[url]http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/ers/192349790.html[/url][/QUOTE]

She's hot. Not very skilled with the mouth or in the sack, but her body is soft & tight. She also goes by "Savanna"...I picked her up on LBB last year. She is gorgeous. The number on that ad is correct.

-L02