The IGNORE button works well
Fever, Just place the idiot on IGNORE and move on. We had some scum doing the same shit (and worse) down in RI and it really ruined the boards. Quite a few seniors quit posting and now our boards are a shadow of what they used to be. Then the scum just crawled back into the woodwork and I'm sure are biding their times to cause more shit. There are going to be useless trolls and etc no matter what you do.
If there's something you can report on him do so, if not IGNORE HIS STUPID ASS and move on. I rarely visit up here but even I know that he's full of shit and I wouldn't listen to a single thing he/she/it says. We have just as many assholes down our way and all they want is ATTENTION! The best you can do is ignore them, the real mongers know whom they can trust or not. You know you're right, be the bigger man and move on. It's JUST NOT WORTH IT!
[QUOTE=Yellowfever023;2098495]Hey Sperm breath don't you have anything better to do than continue to add posts without having first hand knowledge of the provider? Why are you so obsessed with responding to every post? I know it must be boring around the retirement community but maybe you should check the bulletin board to see when the next quilting course starts. Maybe you should only post or respond to posts where you have first hand info about the provider. Now crawl back under your rock you want to be know it all.
PS I have the boys at Guinness book of records checking to see if your arrival at 500 in less than a year is a record.[/QUOTE]
This video annoys me How to make sure the hooker you hire isn't a cop.
[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj3ka-tzdew[/url] for one thing, with the stings in the video, the cops go through a lot of trouble setting them up in order to arrest a guy who's simply trying to get laid. i don't know if it's this video or somewhere else i read, where mongers are told something along the lines of "what you are doing is wrong. why can't you meet a woman the normal way. ask them out and take them on a date" lol. what right does anyone have to tell a guy how he ought to meet women? geeze. another thing i noticed in the video is that they use, what was it, four cops? to arrest one guy, again, for simply trying to get laid. do they need four cops to arrest one guy? really? what an easy job that is! it certainly doesn't look dangerous. and the one cop on the far right, am i seeing this correctly? he's pointing a gun at each guy that's being arrested? i haven't seen any mongers in the video with weapons on them. do any of these guys pose a threat to the cops? i also wonder if all four of the cops meet women the so called "normal way" i didn't know there was only one normal way to meet women. i'd also like to ask le and members of all of the abolitionist groups who claim that all sex worker's are victims and all are being trafficked, even those where no force is involved. and if they are considered victims, why arrest them in the first place? also, and i really love (sarcasm) this reasoning used to keep sex work criminalized. prostitution leads to drug use and other crimes. lol. yes, there are lots of escorts who have substance abuse issues, but i highly doubt escorting is the cause. most of them were probably drug addicts in the first place and chose prostitution, because it's an easy way to make lots of money to support their habits. it's all about making an act a crime based on morality. definitely arrest the traffickers, anyone who forces women or lures **** girls into prostitution. but why arrest all the consenting adults and call it human trafficking too? it makes no sense to me. it kind of reminds me of some of the same reasons the govt. uses in some states to keep the use of marijuana a crime. it's a gateway drug and it leads to harder drug use and other crimes. considering that marijuana is decriminalized in most if not all states by now (i think you can use it for certain medical conditions, but are fined if smoked for pleasure) and legal in washington state and colorado i guess that rational was wrong. and if prostitution is a horrific crime supposedly leading to substance abuse and other crimes has anyone ever thought of checking out what prostitution is like in the nevada desert? are any of these sex workers drug abusers? is prostitution leading to other crimes there? why isn't prostitution in nevada called human trafficking too? and also if prostitution is considered such a serious crime elsewhere why is it legal in nevada in the first place?
The purpose of Massholes is not to post about pussy, but to argue and vent.
That's why it was created. Not for pussy reports. Besides my posts just landed me a client. He just emailed me. He's been following me on here and likes them. Ok, So I'll talk about pussy today:
If a woman's pussy is wet, that means their really hot for you or at least horny. A woman can't fake wetness unless she puts lube on. Pussy's are tighter if a woman hasn't had a baby. Not all pussy's look alike. If you want a woman to cum it's best to stimulate the clitoris, not stick your fingers into her pussy hole. Lube really feels good and also if you use a vibrator on her pussy. Most women don't cum through intercourse alone. It's all about the clitoris. Be gentle with it. Rubbing it too hard is irritating. Licking and flicking your tongue on it feels great! Also gently suck on the clit once in a while when you're eating pussy. After she cums give her a little break. Some women don't mind if you continue eating her pussy right after she cums. But most women like to have a little break, like you guys usually do after cumming. Women are generally multi orgasmic, especially during her sexual peak. Her sexual peak I'm guessing is generally before menopause. Women at this age think about sex a lot! So if you want to see a provider who really's hot, loves sex and has real orgasms you should go for older women. Sometimes a woman's pussy tends to be dry during and after menopause. If this is the case use a lot of lube.
Women who I know are good to great providers and do get into it. You probably know some of them already. If you're new to the board you might not know them.
Chris in Fall River. She has the biggest natural tits I've ever seen! She's not thin, not fat, but thick. She's also tall and has long brown hair. She's not young, she's older than the typical provider, but I'm not certain how old she is. She is a swinger and if you want a threesome with another guy her husband likes to join in. If you are interested pm me, I'll contact her and if she is interested and gives the green light I'll provider you with her information. She's not always in Fall River. Other areas she escorts are Natick, Plymouth and Tewksbury.
Danielle of NE. I have heard from clients that she is phenomenal. She also has is it over 100 or 200 reviews. She's been escorting for years. She's a swinger (that's not a secret, she tells clients and they've told me) and I'm taking a wild guess that she gets really into it. She's a bigger lady, thick with a large rack and they are real. She posts her age at I believe 36. She has shoulder length blonde hair and also a pretty face. She is very sweet and friendly so I've been told.
Victoria Spencer. I've worked with her. She used to live with me and we traveled around escorting together including the Cape and Atlantic City. She even met my parents in NJ. She's got an incredible sense of humor and is generally very friendly with the clients. She absolutely loves sex! In many of her ads she states that she doesn't see selfish lovers so give her pussy the attention it needs and she'll be very happy. Do not talk specifics on the phone or ask her what services she offers. She'll tell you she'll give you a bologna sanwich LOL The only thing you need to know is she's GFE, and you all know what that means right? She's tall, blonde with nice large bolt ons. She's an older woman, but still very hot! We spent time partying and bar hopping in Hyannis and guys gawk at her. She's tall and tends to wear high heels. She's a flashy dresser and her style will remind you of the women in Las Vegas. Her rates are very reasonable and she provides great service. Only thing is to call and conour appointment several times. Do not book in advance.
Gia in Revere. One of my clients swears by her. He said she's got the body of a stripper and could charge more money that she does. I think she charges $250 an hour. She's been a provider for awhile and she posts she's 29, but she's been posting that she's 29 for years now. I'd take a guess she's in her mid thirties or so. She's got long wavy hair, a nice body and a small, firm butt. She also has biggish tits and they are real. She's Italian and has an olive complexion. He says she's not intellectual, so if this bothers you don't see her. He also told me her set up is unusual. Something about living with her mother who's a pack rat / horder. Her mother is not in the house during appointments. Her reviews are great, some not so great.
As far as younger providers go, a client of mine really likes Fancy. She escorts in southern NH I think or is it Tewksbury. I can check for you if you'd like. She's tall and very pretty so I've been told. She is also caucasion (not sure how to spell).
A member here just visited May. She's a popular Asian provider. He said she's very pretty and he felt like he was with a real lover and it didn't feel like a service. She really gets into it and at least with him didn't fake it. He said she was really horny. For your information I've read on here that there is no gate you have to go through to see her. I think you all called it the phantom May gate that doesn't exist. The only member here who doesn't like her is Monger Expert and since he told everyone you have to be buzzed in through a gate to see her, and others have said there is no gate, he never really saw her so no reason for him to dislike her. Monger Expert is a pain in the ass.
Oops I forgot to include me. I am older. I state my age as 41. I have brown hair with highlights and it falls just below my shoulders. My hair is very thick, so it's a real pain in the ass to take care of. I'm constantly brushing it. Ugg. But if you like thick, slightly wavy hair you'll be a fan. I'm light skinned and have blue eyes and dimples by my mouth. I'm Italian, Polish, Irish, German and a little bit of French. If you have a foot fetish my feet are a size 6 and a half and they're perfect. I also get regular pedicures. They are painted as well as my finger nails, which are longish. I have a big, shapely butt. It doesn't matter how much I weigh. I could be thin and it'd still be large. When I was a stripper the other strippers told me I had a black woman's butt. I also have nice legs, small hands, baby soft skin. My breasts are unusual. They're real and firm like a teenager / early 20 year old. They don't sag. I'd fail the pencil test. I also have large pink nipples. My nipples are very sensitive so it's important to flick them with your fingers when you're eating my pussy. I do cum for real. I've been really horny recently since I had no sex for almost a month due to going on a vacation. My pussy is very very tight! Guys really like that. It's even tighter now since It wasn't in use for a month. I also have absolutely no wrinkles so far. Bad qualities at least to me. I'm too heavy. I'm not as large as my ex roommate. She was 5 foot and 220 lbs. She advertises that she's a small bbw. I post that I'm full figured. I'm five foot three inches and 175 lbs. (my real weight currently) I'm trying to lose weight and it seems like I'm hitting a plateau. I watch what I eat. I'm counting calories, but I need to exercise more. If any of you live in the North Shore near or off of Route 128 pm me please. I like spinning, walking, hiking and running. I'm not into weight lifting. Personality: In person I'm totally different that how I seem on the board. I don't talk a lot and I'm very warm and friendly. I also have a great sense of humor and like to cuddle. I absolutely adore sex! I'm also a very talented provider I live alone in a roomy two bedroom apt across from Walgreens. I do have two cats, so if you are highly allergic you shouldn't see me. I do have a housekeeper who cleans every other week so it's clean and organized. There's plenty of parking and there are four entrances. Two in the front and two in the back. Be sure you're nice to me. Don't short me or take off without paying me. I hate that! I'm originally from NJ so I have a Joisey accent. My rates are reasonable. They are $200 Hr an $125 for hh. I am willing to give a discount to USA members and also a discount to anyone who is disabled or mentally ill. You need to be over 21 and I don't have any age limit. I see anyone who is nice to me, although if you want a what do they call it, quick stop (at first I thought this was the name of a gas station when the guys first asked me if I provided it) I'll see you for $80, but I really don't like doing them. Try at least to stay for half an hour.
I'll try to think of more good providers. I'll search around for you as well and see what I can find out. As far as the one post members. Instead of giving them a hard time when they ask for information, why don't you tell them that how it works on the board is that they have to post reviews first in order to prove themselves as valuable members then they can request information. A lot of these guys don't know that. It's a review board so they just sign up for that reason. When you give them a hard time they might never come back and think that everyone on the board is a jerk. It's just a suggestion, so don't get into a tizzy about it. If this is male bonding behavior, I'm clueless. So continue to do what you want.
I've got a client coming from NH. Yes guys drive long distances to see me. I have a regular who comes from New Haven CT to see me or a fairly regular basis. The furthest anyone drove to see me was from Vermont and a few from Connecticut. Anyway I need to get ready for my client.
Ciao.
Hey Smoke Screen. A short one.
That long winded post didn't count as being long about nothing special. It was about pussy. So that's what I posted about. I know a lot about pussy, because I have one. Plus you guys blabber to me when you see me and give me details of other escorts you've seen. Plus I've worked with a few. I was sharing that info.
Xoxo.
No I'd never review the guys
Even if I was bragging that they are all hung like horses and are also "Italian Stallions" I think guys are really hot, sweaty, masculine and sexy, especially macho cavemen Damn. I'm getting horny again thinking about them, but I'm in between clients If I did rant about a client it'd be about an idiot question or comment they made on the phone, or they shorted me. I wouldn't name names though. I'm a discreet provider and adhere to a strict HIPPA policy no matter how much I'm pissed off. By the way thank you guys, and you know who you are, for sending me pms telling me how much you like my posts and for making appointments because of them. I bet you guys who have complained about my posts didn't know I was acquiring a fan base I didn't know posting would be so good for business! So there PW Herman! Oh yeah, I forgot he put me on ignore LOL.
I have no problem with reviews
I disagree and have no issue with a SP "reviewing" a hobbyist. I travel a bit and find USASG to be quite different in different cities. As I stated before, Massholes is a unique feature of this neighborhood. Maybe it is to the detriment of the reviews because you folks in Boston don't do much reviewing. I don't know.
One city I tend to work in a lot has a very active neighborhood of hobbyists, mongers and SP's. A monger who visits a SP and writes a review and is then "reviewed" by the SP get's instant validity. Face it, anyone can posts hundreds of posts and you become a SM by pretty much hanging around long enough and not pissing anyone off. But, review a known SP and then have her verify the date, well, that is a way to mutual fame.
In another city I got in the middle of everyone rating their 10 favorite SP's. It was useful, for sure. A couple of days into that and some SP's started rating their favorite clients. It actually became very entertaining.
Face it, the reason many of us (maybe most, but it should be all, but it isn't) are here is to find someone to have sex with, stay safe and out of jail. We do this by developing trust relationships with each other. So, yeah, if someone writes a review of a SP and the SP writes back, that is useful. Knowing which members you can trust is pretty important.
Just sayin'.
C3.
[QUOTE=Deb4512;2099625]Even if I was bragging that they are all hung like horses and are also "Italian Stallions" I think guys are really hot, sweaty, masculine and sexy, especially macho cavemen Damn. I'm getting horny again thinking about them, but I'm in between clients If I did rant about a client it'd be about an idiot question or comment they made on the phone, or they shorted me. I wouldn't name names though. I'm a discreet provider and adhere to a strict HIPPA policy no matter how much I'm pissed off. By the way thank you guys, and you know who you are, for sending me pms telling me how much you like my posts and for making appointments because of them. I bet you guys who have complained about my posts didn't know I was acquiring a fan base I didn't know posting would be so good for business! So there PW Herman! Oh yeah, I forgot he put me on ignore LOL.[/QUOTE]
Thanks Camera3 I guess I was writing from my personal experiences
You're right, not all women are the same, just like guys aren't all the same. If I thought you were virtually all the same, by escorting I certainly know differently now. Also Camera I didn't write all women't pussy's are the same. I said they were all different, reason I know this is because someone on facebook posted a variety of pussy shots to prove this point. This is what I wrote in that post: ""Not all pussy's look alike." As far as reviewing the guys I'd certainly do that with their permission if that's what they wanted. Since discretion is important to everyone here, I just thought keeping the sessions confidential is the way to go.
I think I mentioned this already, but not to what extent LOL. I've been receiving fan mail LOL. I counted 10 pms so far since I've been posting, all of them recently. Members on this board who like reading my posts and most of them want to make appointments with me due to them LOL. This really surprised me. Also many of them are senior members. Who would have thought? I haven't been posting in order to up my client base. I post because I think it's fun and since most of the people I associate with don't know I escort, I have no one to talk about the hobby with. Only the clients I see know I'm an escort and I'm not planning to talk to them regarding subjects I post on this board. If they want to chat it's mostly about their personal problems and I listen and offer them feedback if they ask for it. Otherwise sessions are meant for one thing. Their pleasure.
This is really hysterical and it surprised the hell out of me! One of you, and I won't say who it was, who complained a lot about my postings made an appointment with me. Lmao. Actually I saw him already. We were pming back and forth so he decided to see me. Who would have thought. LOL. He really gave me a hard time on the board and was harsh and came across as very tough and abrasive. In person he's totally different! He's very zen, sweet and caring. If any of you are curious, I'm totally different in person too. One of my buddies told me that a member here pmed him and wrote that he didn't like me and he hasn't even met me in person LOL. How the heck are you going to know whether you like someone or not if you've never met them? Behind a keyboard people can be whoever they want to be. The subjects talk about here are my thoughts only. For instance I'd never discuss in person to anyone what a pussy is like and what my pussy is like too LOL. It'd make me uncomfortable. But here I feel free to be more open. I think you are all the same way as well.
Thanks A2 for sharing your exploits! Keep them cumming! We all want to know what escorts you see. They are all really hot! I'd want to hire one of them for myself if I lived in Argentina. I wonder if any of them are bisexual? .
