Gentlemen,
After seven weeks away I come home and enter CL looking for some bargain joy. As I pan through the ads I come across this one [URL]http://providence.craigslist.org/cas/4390315711.html[/URL].
And right away the worst massage I have ever had comes to mind. Right after I met this one I posted what this post is a reply too. I also engaged in a PM conversation with another list member who met up with her. He was a little smarter than me though because he took off when the bottle of coconut cooking butter came out! Well bottom line is that I did reply to the ad and as soon as she got back I knew who it was. I hope someone else tries this one and tells the story. On the other hand maybe somebody out there might like this and I would not judge you but.there is some good massage girls out there and this one is NOT on the list of even fair! I think I have my Tuesday afternoon treat planned and it is not Lauren. MT, I still think you should post your story because it was pretty funny!
[QUOTE=Moonshiner;2002921]OK Gentlemen,
For me CL has hit bottom HARD! I am about to leave the country in a few hours and after this experience I can't wait to bang feet back to Asia and hopefully a stop for a couple days in Denmark. But before I go I got to tell you about one massage girl I hope I never see again.
So on CL I find an ad from a girl who says she is an LMT. Normally good stuff so my hopes were up. In the ad she says extras available and I say Hell Ya! So you all know the story I make contact at 401-585-7344 and ask for more information and a couple pictures. Pretty quickly some pictures arrive and the girl is not my dream girl but not too bad. One picture she is laying on a bed and the center of the picture is her ass. I look and think "not a bad turd cutter", so I make contact and arrangements.
So we meet at the public place she asks for. NOT the girl in the pictures or maybe 25 or so years ago! This woman is effing nasty! But I do not like to hurt people's feelings and talked with her. She tells me about her degree in massage therapy and how she is licensed in Florida but has not moved her license up here yet. But as I look at her all I want to do is wake up from the horrible dream. So I come to the point where I say OK I am not going to bang this hideous thing and she has a degree in massage therapy. So I do the nice thing and allow this creature to give me a massage.
Let me tell you this ugly lying sack of giant EEE fucking tits and blubber does not have a degree in anything! After she dumped corn oil all over me and gave me only ten minutes of the hour I was glad to get the fuck out! I gave her a fucking tip to STOP! Now you may ask; what do I do about the fucking half gallon of corn oil? The fucking retard hands me a handful of fucking tissue! Watch that phone number and just let your mind go free and pound your own before you grab this little, well maybe huge beast. Thank heaven above she did not put her lips to me because I would have to commit myself to a leper island.
I will be back getting near March and hope to NEVER sink this low again. I know I will NEVER do that bad again as long as Korean girls travel to America. Next time I meet an unknown I am wearing running shoes and I will bang feet.[/QUOTE]
