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[QUOTE=BrainLocked;6463758]Guys, Brooke posts often with very appealing pics and enticing ads, but all I've seen are quite negative reviews. But without details. Will you who have seen her enlighten me as to why the negative reviews? Feel free to PM if you care to, thanks gents! Stay calm and monger on.

BL.[/QUOTE]1st she lies like all of them about her age.

2nd she heavily filters her photos.

3rd she is just plain psycho.

I hired her for an hour she started bitching half hour in that I wasn't finishing fast enough to suit here and finally snapped when she can't get me to pop fast enough for her with her poor attempt at a covered BJ. Accused me of edging and told me to leave or she would come after me with a hammer! Wasn't my fault she was much older and much crazier than I like. For sure wasn't my fault she couldn't give head worth a damn!

Now she is charging even more outrageous prices than when I made the near fatal mistake of seeing her.

In my opinion the ***** should be banned from STG and all the other hoe sites. She is a menace and gives the profession a bad rep!

There are much better girls in CoMo and a few in JC for the same price or less.

Just my 2 cents.

[QUOTE=MrJoeCool;6464085]1st she lies like all of them about her age.

2nd she heavily filters her photos.

3rd she is just plain psycho.

I hired her for an hour she started bitching half hour in that I wasn't finishing fast enough to suit here and finally snapped when she can't get me to pop fast enough for her with her poor attempt at a covered BJ. Accused me of edging and told me to leave or she would come after me with a hammer! Wasn't my fault she was much older and much crazier than I like. For sure wasn't my fault she couldn't give head worth a damn!

Now she is charging even more outrageous prices than when I made the near fatal mistake of seeing her.

In my opinion the ***** should be banned from STG and all the other hoe sites. She is a menace and gives the profession a bad rep!

There are much better girls in CoMo and a few in JC for the same price or less.

Just my 2 cents.[/QUOTE]I can confirm and second everything he posted. One of the worst experiences I ever had.

[QUOTE=Anselfan;6465491]I can confirm and second everything he posted. One of the worst experiences I ever had.[/QUOTE]Agree with both posts I have seen her a couple of times due to lack of any service in JC. I've paid that price for actual college girls off seeking. Not worth it.

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She looks to be a little chunky but has a cute face and possibly nice titties and ass. Just wondering about her rates and how restrictive her options are too. Her ad says "safety. Oral - vag and that's it. Any info would be appreciated.

[QUOTE=ExploringRubs;6462673]Looks like the post is already gone.[/QUOTE]She is definitely real and originally from Mexico Mo. I've texted back and forth with her a few times but haven't had a "date" with here yet. She only does outcalls in CoMo or LOz most of the time. She said she would come to me in JC for 300 and did tell me that she occasionally did incalls in CoMo. So I've been holding off till I felt like gambling 250 to 300 on her for an incall. I don't like bringing any hoes to my house. Bad idea for several reasons. She is a little chunky but she has sexy eyes that I'd like to watch while she's doing the deed! Anyway I will update when / if I give her a go! Would appreciate anyone else who has tried her out to chime in and share the info.

We need to help each other out more on here. This hobby is hard enough as it is!

[QUOTE=MrJoeCool;6465809][URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/columbia-jeff-city/female-escorts/caucasian_w/sarahs-back-in-town-/875851794969[/URL]

She looks to be a little chunky but has a cute face and possibly nice titties and ass. Just wondering about her rates and how restrictive her options are too. Her ad says "safety. Oral - vag and that's it. Any info would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]I knew I had seen a review of her, but couldn't find anything here. Found this on Eccie from March of 2022.

User I'd: Sarah Marie.

Date: 3/28/2022.

Name: Sarah Marie.

Phone: 816-323-3140.

Email Address: -.

URL / Website: [URL]https://columbia-jeff-city.skipth[/URL]ega. D /288503464950.

City: Columbia.

State: Missouri.

Address: Hotel at 79/63.

Activities: CBJ, mish.

Hair Length and Color: Blonde a bit past her shoulders.

Age: Late 20's.

Smoking Status: I Couldn't Tell.

Ethnic Background: White / Caucasian.

Physical Description: Beautiful tall blonde girl. Large natural breasts, porcelain skin the some moles. Nothing gross. Bald down under. Feminine curves and long legs.

Recommendation: No.

I don't have premium access there anymore, so don't know why he doesn't recommend. Looks like "safety" means she's an everything covered girl.

[QUOTE=Jeff2551;6465882]I knew I had seen a review of her, but couldn't find anything here. Found this on Eccie from March of 2022.

User I'd: Sarah Marie.

Date: 3/28/2022.

Name: Sarah Marie.

Phone: 816-323-3140.

Email Address: -.

URL / Website: [URL]https://columbia-jeff-city.skipth[/URL]ega. D /288503464950.

City: Columbia.

State: Missouri.

Address: Hotel at 79/63.

Activities: CBJ, mish.

Hair Length and Color: Blonde a bit past her shoulders.

Age: Late 20's.

Smoking Status: I Couldn't Tell.

Ethnic Background: White / Caucasian.

Physical Description: Beautiful tall blonde girl. Large natural breasts, porcelain skin the some moles. Nothing gross. Bald down under. Feminine curves and long legs.

Recommendation: No.

I don't have premium access there anymore, so don't know why he doesn't recommend. Looks like "safety" means she's an everything covered girl.[/QUOTE]Yeah she still don't sound bad from his description. I don't mind covered as long as they can still do the deed with some gusto! Maybe I'll take a chance soon. We'll see.

[QUOTE=MrJoeCool;6465899]Yeah she still don't sound bad from his description. I don't mind covered as long as they can still do the deed with some gusto! Maybe I'll take a chance soon. We'll see.[/QUOTE]The Rest of the Story: Initial communication went well. She shot me $. 5 for hh. I said I only had $. 2. She said she didn't like to hurry, so she doesn't typically offer qv, but would do one for me. Next day I got a little extra cash, so I told her I wanted to bump it up to hh. She texted asking if I was on my way and directed to her hotel and exterior door quickly. She met me in a cute sundress and we went up to her room. She has a pit mix which was in the bathroom and growled as soon as the door opened. That cut out using the toilet for me. I set down the donation and she hurriedly counted it. She then unceremoniously stripped. I undressed and put my clothes on the couch while trying to admire her. She was awkward about it. She automatically pulls out a cover and starts to put it on backwards. Pitches it and gets a new one. Says she doesn't take any chances. She starts in with a CBJ which wasn't great. I thought we would just jump to the main course, so I had her lay on her back. I tried to put her legs over my shoulders and she wouldn't allow that. Straight missionary. She was dry. I said I saw a vibrator in the drawer and asked for a quick toy show, thinking that may liven things up since she didn't have any lube. I was told the toy is only for multiple hour clients. She started, again without ceremony, rubbing on her clit. I started at her again, and she maybe bit her lip twice. No sounds. Eyes closed. Very little movement. I pull out for a second going to let her do something to get wet. She gets annoyed and asked why I pulled out. I asked if she had any lube and was simply told no. I get back in and this is the most boring lay I've ever had. I ask if she would like to get on top. She just says no. A minute later she says she will, but she doesn't want to. I figured I paid for the hh, I'm getting my time. I start pounding away and slowed down as not to pop too soon. She asks what I'm doing and I said trying not to cum yet. She then explains that this isn't how a hh works. I'm in undressed, do our business, redressed, and out the door in hh, not that I get to fuck her for hh. After that I finished and got dressed. Then she gets chatty and tells me she is usually in Springfield, but comes to Columbia on occasion and she's originally from California state. I thought she might leave our area soon, so I wasn't going to post about her, but she is still hanging around. As always, YMMV, but I would not recommend her for anything more than eye candy.

[QUOTE=ExploringRubs;6465961]The Rest of the Story: Initial communication went well. She shot me $. 5 for hh. I said I only had $. 2. She said she didn't like to hurry, so she doesn't typically offer qv, but would do one for me. Next day I got a little extra cash, so I told her I wanted to bump it up to hh. She texted asking if I was on my way and directed to her hotel and exterior door quickly. She met me in a cute sundress and we went up to her room. She has a pit mix which was in the bathroom and growled as soon as the door opened. That cut out using the toilet for me. I set down the donation and she hurriedly counted it. She then unceremoniously stripped. I undressed and put my clothes on the couch while trying to admire her. She was awkward about it. She automatically pulls out a cover and starts to put it on backwards. Pitches it and gets a new one. Says she doesn't take any chances. She starts in with a CBJ which wasn't great. I thought we would just jump to the main course, so I had her lay on her back. I tried to put her legs over my shoulders and she wouldn't allow that. Straight missionary. She was dry. I said I saw a vibrator in the drawer and asked for a quick toy show, thinking that may liven things up since she didn't have any lube. I was told the toy is only for multiple hour clients. She started, again without ceremony, rubbing on her clit. I started at her again, and she maybe bit her lip twice. No sounds. Eyes closed. Very little movement. I pull out for a second going to let her do something to get wet. She gets annoyed and asked why I pulled out. I asked if she had any lube and was simply told no. I get back in and this is the most boring lay I've ever had. I ask if she would like to get on top. She just says no. A minute later she says she will, but she doesn't want to. I figured I paid for the hh, I'm getting my time. I start pounding away and slowed down as not to pop too soon. She asks what I'm doing and I said trying not to cum yet. She then explains that this isn't how a hh works. I'm in undressed, do our business, redressed, and out the door in hh, not that I get to fuck her for hh. After that I finished and got dressed. Then she gets chatty and tells me she is usually in Springfield, but comes to Columbia on occasion and she's originally from California state. I thought she might leave our area soon, so I wasn't going to post about her, but she is still hanging around. As always, YMMV, but I would not recommend her for anything more than eye candy.[/QUOTE]Thanks Ex.

That pretty much cinches it for me then. She definitely sounds like a waste of money!

First, thanks for the feedback on Brook (JC).

Makes me wonder if ladies here really understand what GFE really means. Girl Friend Experience.

As if on a real date. So many are just, "give me the donation, drop 'them, get off if ya can, and go!

Had a couple of UTRs back in STL when I travelled more that really knew what GFE meant. Worth every $$, plus double tip! Really enjoyable and memorable. The topic of sex may come up (it will), but the flirting beforehand is exquisite! Maybe dinner and drinks, maybe just a private room.

So, any ladies know what GFE involves and are enjoyable with it? Thanks, all!

BR.

[QUOTE=KevMivo08;6455784]Howdy gents. I'll be in CoMo on Tuesday and from looking through this board, there doesn't seem to be much worth seeing. Anyone have one or two solid providers in town that you'd recommend?[/QUOTE]Unfortunately none that I have found.

Did anyone try her out? I got her number but ended up getting pretty busy and forgot. I did hit her up once but she immediately contradicted what the guy said. She still sounds TGTBT by description. I am still interested in dreaming, just a bit more reluctant upon remembering. She's "extremely private" so couldn't get any pics or anything.

[QUOTE=TimScott1992;6428234]New girl I've been seeing is super cool and has a great body. She dosent post adds but asked me to let people know about her. She's short with nice ass and huge tits.

Her name is Katrina and lives in Columbia, message me so I can send you her phone number.[/QUOTE]

She's just ok. Nothing to brag about. Other than all holes open. She's usually high as and has an attitude.

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Has anyone seen this one? Looks intriguing to me, but afraid it could be fake.[/QUOTE]

I was never able to get her information.

[QUOTE=MikeGt3;6468616]Did anyone try her out? I got her number but ended up getting pretty busy and forgot. I did hit her up once but she immediately contradicted what the guy said. She still sounds TGTBT by description. I am still interested in dreaming, just a bit more reluctant upon remembering. She's "extremely private" so couldn't get any pics or anything.[/QUOTE]

I've had my eye on this new one in JC. Pics look hot. Anyone else see her yet?

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