Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=TimLuvsTits69;6195671]Does anyone know from a legal stand point if the law really cares what the sex act was, as long as a sex act was performed? I have had a few girls say HJ only because they can't get in trouble from that, I ask. From your boss? And they reply, no, police. They say that if they give BJ or FS they would get arrested if it was a sting but a HJ they would just let go?? Doesn't make sense to me, I thought a sex act was a sex act?[/QUOTE]It all depends on the town, the place, and their ability to have plausible deniability.

Bosses don't want FS becuase word gets out someones wife complains. Handjobs, while illegal, are a lot different than "that place is a brothel".

Condom wrappers in your pocket when you leave, a full bag clogging the toilet, naked massause when the cops show up. All hard to fight in court.

The saran wrap thing is easier to deny, and the venue can say that you Did It Yourself if the cops flash the ultarviolet light on the (never changed) sheets and that one towel that always gets refolded.

Short story, every town is different, every owner is different. Most don't want the girls doing anything that would cause them to lose their shop, go to jail, or get deported.

Its much easier to defend a HJ than other stuff.

[QUOTE=TheIceGuy;6204025]LOL Michelle is awesome but either I'm super unlucky or she is cursed.[/QUOTE]Yeah she is on a perpetual period.

Hello,

I am new to the scene but have been trying out a few places recently. I have been lucky about 50% of the time. I keep reading all the good reports about Lav near lily, but today I went to go by there and all I saw was the lily one. On the other end of the bld there was an empty unit for lease but I didn't see any massage places. Am I in the wrong area? Any help would be appreciated, feel free to PM too. Also as a newbie any other tips or suggestions would be great. Thanks.

[QUOTE=JonSnow35;6205365]Hello,

I am new to the scene but have been trying out a few places recently. I have been lucky about 50% of the time. I keep reading all the good reports about Lav near lily, but today I went to go by there and all I saw was the lily one. On the other end of the bld there was an empty unit for lease but I didn't see any massage places. Am I in the wrong area? Any help would be appreciated, feel free to PM too. Also as a newbie any other tips or suggestions would be great. Thanks.[/QUOTE]It is literally the next unit to the left of Yellow Lily. There's a small sign on the glass door.

[QUOTE=JonSnow35;6205365]Hello,

I am new to the scene but have been trying out a few places recently. I have been lucky about 50% of the time. I keep reading all the good reports about Lav near lily, but today I went to go by there and all I saw was the lily one. On the other end of the bld there was an empty unit for lease but I didn't see any massage places. Am I in the wrong area? Any help would be appreciated, feel free to PM too. Also as a newbie any other tips or suggestions would be great. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Lab is in the front facing the street of the same building.

Ok thanks, I guess I just did not see the sign. Saw the empty unit on the other end and some other business. I will have to take a better look next week. Thanks again both of you.

[QUOTE=JonSnow35;6206110]Ok thanks, I guess I just did not see the sign. Saw the empty unit on the other end and some other business. I will have to take a better look next week. Thanks again both of you.[/QUOTE]They are right next to each other so it may look like the same building. The second door on the right hand side of the building to the left of lily.

[QUOTE=Spectator;6204134]

The saran wrap thing is easier to deny, and the venue can say that you Did It Yourself if the cops flash the ultarviolet light on the (never changed) sheets and that one towel that always gets refolded.

[/QUOTE]I know it's the case but still gross to be reminded of it LOL.

[QUOTE=TheIceGuy;6213957]I know it's the case but still gross to be reminded of it LOL.[/QUOTE]Just make sure to keep. Your socks on.

I have been told they are there all the time because of the neighbors.

Visited a few days ago, Jasmin is very well spoken and friendly, very positive. Meh massage skills but she does try. Absolutely rocking body on this woman, she looks like she stepped out of a fitness magazine. Tanned and toned not an ounce of fat on her, certainly worth a visit.

[QUOTE=DranoBoy;6234377]Visited a few days ago, Jasmin is very well spoken and friendly, very positive. Meh massage skills but she does try. Absolutely rocking body on this woman, she looks like she stepped out of a fitness magazine. Tanned and toned not an ounce of fat on her, certainly worth a visit.[/QUOTE]I saw Jasmine the other day and had an awful experience. 10 minutes of crappy massage then flip. Agreed on full naked BJ. She takes her top off and I go to touch and she says no touch, what? She doesn't take the bottoms off because of period. Nice to know now. She starts on a CBJ, but just one problem, she never gets her mouth near it. Just let her finish and got out of there. Forgot to mention she stops every 2 minutes to answer the door or her phone. Between her a Michelle, they must never stop flowing. I won't be back.

[QUOTE=BikeRiderX;6235893]I saw Jasmine the other day and had an awful experience. 10 minutes of crappy massage then flip. Agreed on full naked BJ. She takes her top off and I go to touch and she says no touch, what? She doesn't take the bottoms off because of period. Nice to know now. She starts on a CBJ, but just one problem, she never gets her mouth near it. Just let her finish and got out of there. Forgot to mention she stops every 2 minutes to answer the door or her phone. Between her a Michelle, they must never stop flowing. I won't be back.[/QUOTE]I've been getting a lot of the period excuses lately. One of them I offered a generous tip to get naked while for HJ. She dropped her clothes and guess what. No tampon, no pads, no period.

Well, you win some, you lose some. Fellow monger recommended I go see Lisa at 20X. She must be pushing 50, flat chested and plain looking, but besides that. Above average AMP massage, on flip should have just gotten her to finish massage or at most go with HJ but I'm thinking the older plain ones usually try harder. My dick overrides my brain and FS it is. Start out slowly and respectfully but every thrust is greeted with a moan and facial expression like I'm stabbing her with an icepick. I'm like "are you ok? And she just nods yes in a pained abused puppy sort of way. Slow, easy, just the tip, forget it a complete waste of time and money. When leaving I see a younger better looking girl and ask her name, she says she's also Lisa, everybody Lisa there, but I did get the woman my friend suggested originally as she makes these weird squirrel / chipmunk noises during the session. Sometimes wonder if its all worth it with the misses outweighing the hits.

[QUOTE=Vintage68;6236207]I've been getting a lot of the period excuses lately. One of them I offered a generous tip to get naked while for HJ. She dropped her clothes and guess what. No tampon, no pads, no period.[/QUOTE]One of them being the girls at Lav or other places?

Wouldn't shock me if Lav. As others mentioned, they must single handedly keep tampon companies in business / s.