Massage Parlor Reports

I tried out my only Chinese phrase yesterday and am thinking that my pronunciation sucks. I got it from, I think, the Johnny Carson show years ago:
"Happy New Year" == "gung ho fat choi". I may as well have burped for the response I got; she didn't appear to recognize it as a communication attempt.

There are a few phrases that I think could come in handy, and I'm guessing that Cantonese would be most useful (insights?).

"Slow down! I'm not in a hurry"
"Wow, you do that really well"
"That's great" / "Just like that"
"suck it!"

Any handy phrases you want to share? Ideally with phonetic spelling.

Another thing occurred to me. She may not have expected me to try speaking Chinese. My stepfather was a lifer in the Army and spoke fluent Thai. He said that frequently when he'd talk to a local they'd be baffled and say "what? " "What are you saying" because they couldn't understand the English they were expecting from him. After he'd reply (in his charming style) "It's Thai, asshole! " they didn't have any problem communicating with him.

Anyway, Happy New Year, may this one be at least as good as the last!

Tooncinator

Toon try this:

San Ton Qwai Loo"

Does anybody have any info on this place. I was thinking about trying it out tonight. I may just have to TOFTT. They advertise on CL in both the Erotic and Therapeutic sections.

AZChris

[url]http://phoenix.craigslist.org/ers/526151450.html[/url]

WAITING FOR YOU JAPANESE AND KOREN GIRL - w4m - 26
Reply to: [email]pers-526151450@craigslist.org[/email]
Date: 2008-01-02, 1:01PM MST

koren girl bebe and japanese girl yuki very nice body. full body massage
full time. come soon! massage 1/hr49 1/2hr39 open 9 am to 11:30 pm
CALL 480-218-5038 Go 7102E Baseline #107

Went and checked it out. Standard entry fee. 40/50/60. I went with the hour with TS. Typical mediorce massage. The TS had an appropriate amount of cleaning. FS was avail. $, but she did the "Is that all you have? ", "Next time bring more. "

Gal was late 20s, early 30s natural assets. Adiquat service.

AZChris

"koren girl bebe and japanese girl yuki very nice body. full body massage
full time. come soon! massage 1/hr49 1/2hr39 open 9 am to 11:30 pm
CALL 480-218-5038 Go 7102E Baseline #107"

MEEE LUV YOOOO FULL TIME...

Kim is back at the Hong Kong. Pretty good service if you don't mind the cbj. Really thin extremely tight and in all positions Kim can really wear you out. Massage is nothing special and she won't do the second pop hj. $.0 tip and I will probably not go back for more. Kim has been gone for 3 years. Says she went back to Korea.

I met "Miss C" Saturday and spent more than I'd planned.

I called ahead and asked if Miss C was working.
Mms: "yes, what time will you be here?". Told her 3:00 or 3:30.

Arrived 3:30 sharp. Mms said C'd be ready in 5 minutes, takes me to an empty room to wait and offers me a water bottle. I sit in the dark for 20 minutes. Massage poster guy looks like a sensei I had in my teens. Yawn.

Finally go to another room! I start undressing and C walks in as my shirt comes off. Where's the polite little knock at the door?

I try to repeat a scene I had with her pretty friend another day, but it's going nowhere. Tiny language barrier. Try to give her a gentle hug, she keeps a polite distance. Try to take her blouse off, she pushes my hands away and puts the straps back.

What The Fuck?

C: "massage?" Repeats that a couple times, then gestures like a HJ. I nod "yes!" and go for titties again, and fail again. C points at the Y. Yes!
C: "how much you pay?"
me: 100
C: holds up 2 fingers.
me: "one twenty?"
C: "two hundred"
me: "Too much! I didn't bring that much."
etc. etc.

Finally gave her $120 up front and got started. Have some daty. I forget to leave her clit alone part way through. She O's or has a seizure, then curls up like a potato bug and tips over on her side. Oops, heh, I was warned about that. Time for a change anyway. Daty is officially over so I stand up.

She does some really, really nice bbbj, almost deepthroats me. I'm impressed. Time for covered ACG and she is super tight; might be the tightest I've had.

Things are really looking up! I decide to shoot the first load and take a breather. I spend another 2 minutes trying to communicate "Yes, wipe me off with a goddam washcloth please".

Get some no-lube massage, and I think some little fingernail marks on my back. Not her best work. Flip on my back and she wants to have another financial summit about round 2.
No more without more money. "I paid for one hour, not one shot!"
No bj.
No fs.

She pokes at my dick a little, like a kid with a brussels sprout. This is not a hj. I tell her "I already gave you almost all my money." Finally promise her another twenty-five bucks. She's not really into it, or tired, or maybe thinking about new shoes. Not her best work, but she eventually loosens up and manages to coax another shot out. I'm happy, I guess.

On my way out now. 20 feet out the door and I hear something behind me. A cutie has quietly come out the door with a bag of trash and is watching me walk to the car. I walk another 10 feet and look back, she's standing there watching, smile on her face. Maybe this is what "inscrutable" means? I pull out into the street and look as I drive by, she's still there. I wave, she waves back.

I don't know what to make of it all. I'm in no big hurry to go back. Kinda weird, but more good than bad.

Cheers,

Toons

Had an interesting dream during a nap this morning. In the dream I visited HK for the first time. Parked in back and was met by the MMS after ringing the bell and standing in the rain for several minutes.

Anyhow, the dream was foggy, but if I recall, the MMS gave me a table shower, then midway through someone else arrived. I heard the bell. She shuffles off leaving me wet, soapy and cold. At that point in my dream, I took the showerhead and warmed myself up. Simultaneously, lying in bed, I pulled up the blanket. Funny how that works. Anyhow, after a couple minutes in walks a girl called "Kim". I put it in quotes, because "Kim" said that all the girls there are named "Kim". Apparently Sunyee is her name. She finished up the shower and we proceeded to the massage room. She's cute, probably about 30, 5ft7, nice chest, no fat and ready for cleaning.

From here, the massage was nice. She apparently went to massage school and was trained by a master massage teacher. It seemed so real that I wanted to stay there forever. Alas, she proceeded to take advantage of me. Forcing my behind off the table as she tickled, massaged and licked. Not content, she forced me to go dining. Which, fearing for my life, I obligingly did. Under immense pressure, it somehow seemed not so frightening and in fact, was quite delightful.

As the dream continues, a missionary comes to the door and she's got a dog all styled up and she mentions something about a need to cover up, she has a job to do.

All in all, the dream was very nice. I can only wish for such a good massage and aggressive behavior.

Many times have gone window shopping and recently have come across some VERY interesting possibilities. At Asian Rose on ValVista and Southern last week and Asian Acupressure Baseline and McClintock tonight. Lovely lovely lovely.

Now I am ready to take the plunge and get a good massage but, sure need some guidance on manners and how to communicate and cross the language barrier.

My fantasy goes something like this: I enter and pay the. 6 and enter. I can imagine I would be asked to make myself comfortable and wait. From there my fantasy doesn't know how to get to the Happy Place.

Makes me happy :-) Can confirm another posters experience there, although no haircut was offered!

[QUOTE=Az Dude]Makes me happy :-) Can confirm another posters experience there, although no haircut was offered![/QUOTE]Never been offered the haircut. Though my hair is kept nice and neat. However, I was offered and accepted a 4 hand massage. Like someone said before, while quoting Borat, "Very nice! "

Any of the local newspapers have classified ads for MP in the Phoenix/Scottsdale area? I'll be visiting at the end of the month.

Has info on most all the massage places in the valley. RTFF to find out the best places to go

AZChris

The Dude confirm's that he had a dream similar
to Mikey's at this establishment (HK) .6 entry
and $ tip. (same provider)

[QUOTE=Doctor Man Toy]Any of the local newspapers have classified ads for MP in the Phoenix/Scottsdale area? I'll be visiting at the end of the month.[/QUOTE]

Pick up a copy of the Phoenix New Times just about anyplace (gas stations, street corners, etc). Online, their ads are a bit different, at [url]http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/classifieds/[/url]. Hard copy ads often offer $5/$10 off the 30/60 minute massages. Travel safely.

Willy