North Dixie Massage Parlors
With all the talk of the massage parlors that used to be on N. Dixie, just brought back a flood of memories, and I thought that you guys might get a good chuckle from my youthful ignorance and naivete. LOL.
Me and a buddy moved into our first apartment shortly after high school, and moved into a complex off of North Dixie, and we were in the age bracket when they raised the drinking age to 21 in Ohio, but grandfathered those of us that were old enough before the law went into effect, (we're talking 1987) so we were regulars at the Booby Trap go-go joint. One night, we were working our asses off to get a couple dancers to come back to our place, and of course we got the ole,"sure, just wait for us after we close". LOL. Yup, we were gullible. So once we realized we'd been had, we decide to go to Kitty Kat's touching place, with our rent money. (not smart). So we go in, got a couple girls, and go into our rooms, and I can't speak for what he did, but my girl's asking price was pretty much what I had in my pocket, to get my rocks off, only thing was, she wasn't clear about how I got my rocks off, so after she got my money, she says that she will go topless, and I can jerk myself off. So (ahem) about twenty minutes later, I go outside, and my buddy is sitting in the car, and he's says,"She wanted 150 bucks for me to jerk myself off!" and I was like, damn, that's crazy. LOL, and proceeded to lied my ass off about what I did. LOL. I wasn't going to admit to jerking it!
Another time, I was at Mr. Lees titty bar, and was again, foolishly trying to land a stripper, and again, I got the same thing as before, just wait for me after closing. LOL. This time I was hammered, and I had walked to the bar, so after waiting for what seemed like an hour, I decide that I am going to Empire of Caesars, which was on the north side of the traffic circle, pretty good hike, especially if you're shitfaced. I go in, the girl takes me to a room, tells me to take my clothes off, and she'll be back in a minute. Well, between the long walk, and many beers, I got a little sleepy, and fell asleep on the table, naked. I am woke up by her screaming at me, telling me I have to leave, so I clumsily get dressed, with her pushing me out the door, and the door slams in my face. I get two steps away from the door, put my hands in my pockets, and magically, my money had dissappeared! I turn around, and start pounding on the door, only to hear."Sorry, we're closed.". LOL. Oh to be young and dumb again. But I did eventually have a good time in Caesars about a year later. I think I hit every one of those massage parlors before they were closed down. Sorry for writing a book, just memories that I still get a chuckle from, now, even if I didn't get a chuckle then.
Multiple posts about the dungeon
[QUOTE=Meyer Lansky; 1813291]I saw an ad pop up on BP featuring a very attractive lady offering full body massages that will leave you happy. We have seen these ads before, and to be kind they are both misleading a deceitful; some would call them offensive misrepresentations. Anyway, I called Heather who quickly differnetiated between leaving happy and happiness as most of us understand it. There is none of the latter and topless runs a cool 50 making it a stinking deal and making it very unlikely she will attract clients. At some point the bone head supporting this business model, will figure out its not working.
[url]http://dayton.backpage.com/BodyRubs/massage-by-heather-24/9747319[/url][/QUOTE]There are multiple posts about the dungeon it's usually Parker doing the ripping off, but they seem to bring in a new girl from time to time. It's been well documented on here that the dungeon is all rub no tug, sorry you didn't know before hand, dig a little deeper next time and you will find the answers you seek and save your self some money and blue balls.
Not just a rub with no tug
[QUOTE=ULlluvMyTongue;1813377]There are multiple posts about the dungeon it's usually Parker doing the ripping off, but they seem to bring in a new girl from time to time. It's been well documented on here that the dungeon is all rub no tug, sorry you didn't know before hand, dig a little deeper next time and you will find the answers you seek and save your self some money and blue balls.[/QUOTE]Sorry, but if you read past posts, you'll see that while Parker and others have tough upsell schemes, some folks do get lots more than just a rub. I have had a couple of GFE encounters with Parker. But then she flaked out on me a while back, so haven't been back since.
As always, YMMV.
Jimmies Angels and Finger Fun
[QUOTE=Strip Junkie;1853403]I don't think that it was Charlie's Angels. The second word was Angels but I believe that the first word was a different man's name. I went there one time and it was mostly self service mutual masturbation. Kind of a downer for the price. There was a place that was just off N. Dixie down below Wagoner Ford Road. It was better but still a little pricey for me in those lean years.[/QUOTE]I think the place on Dixie was Jimmies Angels. I too went their one time. There were better and cheaper places around back then.
I did visit Finger Fun on Main St with a couple of buddies when I was about 18 years old. We just paid to finger paint a totally naked lady. It was kind of different, but was great fun at the time since I was fresh out of high school. I never made it back to check out other menu options. As I think back about it, we had probably been out drinking at the old First Stop bar on Brown Street when they had their special 2 for 1 Robin Hood Cream Ale.
