Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Cabdriver52]Recon finally comes to the surface!
Today you have to be really careful. You can be driving, talking on the phone, eating a sandwich, shaving and getting a hummer. And it's all legal. BUT. If you've had a sip of beer, you're a murderer. Beer on your breath will get you in bigger trouble than anything.

Cabbie![/QUOTE]

Yeah, I got busted with a DUI in Washington by blowing a 0.02 on the breathalyzer. You read that correctly...0.02. This was about 8 years ago, but I went out for happy hour, had a few drinks and stopped drinking around 7pm and began drinking Diet Coke. On the way home, drove through a checkpoint and made the mistake of telling the cop that I had a few drinks, but stopped drinking 6 hours before. Enough said.

But, you forgot that cell phone use (non-hands free) is illegal in DC also.

Van

[QUOTE=Aman Tuleev]Find those ads on [url="http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/ers/306300260.html"]CL[/url] and [url="http://classifieds.washingtoncitypaper.com/washington/ViewAd?oid=oid%3A191941"]citypaper[/url]. Grand opening, .50 special.

Did anybody have a try?

Be safe,
Aman[/QUOTE]

I checked out the City Paper and noticed that Gold had an ad for the third floor and M Street had an ad for the second floor. The last time I went to M, there was a "For Sale" sign on the third floor visible from the street. I may have to check it out on Friday and report back! Last time I went to M (little brain thinking while at one of the adjacent establishments), it was very run down and the attendant actually tried to upsell me -- a first for DC AMPs in my experience.

Royal has had a change of women and the service is as fine as it ever was. Did you ever notice how busy some of those places are and yet how few posts there are?

[QUOTE=Aman Tuleev]Find those ads on CL and [url="http://classifieds.washingtoncitypaper.com/washington/ViewAd?oid=oid%3A191941"]citypaper[/url]. Grand opening, .50 special.[/QUOTE]Note that I updated the [url="http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/search/ers?query=GOLD+SPA&minAsk=min&maxAsk=max"]CL ad Link here[/url][QUOTE=The Washington City Paper]Grand Opening $50/hr. Special - GOLD SPA, 1829 M St. NW, 2nd Floor. Enjoy a relaxing massage by our sexy Asian ladies in this discreet downtown location. Sauna/table shower avail. 202-293-9360.[/QUOTE]Our [post=356389]archived address[/post] for Therapy @ M is on the third floor and the old ICM was on the second floor:
Therapy @ M
1829 M st NW, 3rd floor
Washington, Dc
(202)887-1179

ICM
1829 M st NW, 2nd floor
Washington, Dc
(202)955-9060

Great report Coney...

LL

Dreaming is cool sometimes. Like real life.

I was downtown, around 11PM. Not too much traffic and I found a place to park rather easily. I was asked for change once but I gave the guy a single instead of change. He went away happy.

I was inside the 1333 spa (known here as GHS). I was shown to one room then immediately shown to a larger room, near the back of the place. Met Mickey. Nice perky package, awesome frame, longish hair. Nice!

In the shower it seemed there was a mat on the table. Took the chill away from the table right away and made the shower really comfortable as well as relaxing. Water was just the right temp, the attention was excellent. After shower, off to the sauna. Warm and relaxing. After some time, what seemed like 10 minutes, back to the room.

Massage started out with a lot of pressure on my back, then moved down until she started massaging my feet. After more back pressure and more leg attention, on to the main event.

Mickey had a body suit on with a ruffle right above her ass. Well, that simply disappeared. Funny how time lapses fast in dreams. I clearly remember tasting the rainbow and after that meeting a missionary and walking the dog. After that, I found myself cleaned up and sent out the door.

Wonderful time was had by all. Then I woke up.

Face: 8
Body: 9
Service : 9
Attitude: 9

Cabbie!

PS the kitty is nicely trimmed with a landing strip.

Anyone had to the pleasure of their $50 Special yet?

PC out

I went to the address listed (see Reports of Distinction) for IHC. I found an Immaculate Health Care on the right floor so I walked right in. There was a cute young black lady at the reception desk. I go, "I'd like a massage." She seemed quite displeased and responded, "You have the wrong office," or something like that. There was a corridor to the inner office, but I didn't see what was down it. Another young lady was in the corner of the front office. I did see a sign indicating they supplied home health care aides. I finally found the AMP reorted on in this forum around the corner from Immaculate Health Care, but it did not seem to have the initials IHC. It is probably not cool to draw attention to us mongers by too many of us walking into the wrong office. Does anybody else have any information on this apparent name glitch?

Double Nickle

Long time lurker, first post. Actually first trip.

Tried 1716 first, went up but there was no buzzer just wires and a sign on the door saying they moved, didn't bother knocking. Made it out to 1413 around 1140, gave a call and ajumma told to wait 10-15 minutes. OK, I grab a cup of coffee and wait a bit; then cruise around the corner and down the stairs, ajumma lets me in and tells me to wait. Again. Alright, started reading about the Mitsubishi Eclipse and watching the CCTV hoping I'd be the only one waiting on that couch.

She gets me about 5 minutes later and I'm introduced to Nana; she's just like I read about, RTFF. It works! The TS was very good. Very. Hmm, probably shoulda done that last. No massage, more like light touching, quite a bit of AR, CBJ was OK. Enjoyed playing with her boobs, on to some very enthusiastic CG, doggie and finished with mish. She cleaned me up, told me to come back soon, 'ask for Nana' and gave me a peck on the lips.

Ajumma and Nana both knew it was my first time there, me butchering what little Korean I know probably helped ease things, but there were no questions, no hassles.

Cliffnotes:
RTFF - it works!
10-15 minute wait = 30 minutes.
Nana's TS and CG are great!
RTFF - it works!
Did I go to Eye to early? Coulda sworn someone just reported on them.

[QUOTE=LoveLOS]Note that I updated the [url="http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/search/ers?query=GOLD+SPA&minAsk=min&maxAsk=max"]CL ad Link here[/url]Our [post=356389]archived address[/post] for Therapy @ M is on the third floor and the old ICM was on the second floor:
Therapy @ M
1829 M st NW, 3rd floor
Washington, Dc
(202)887-1179

ICM
1829 M st NW, 2nd floor
Washington, Dc
(202)955-9060

Great report Coney...

LL[/QUOTE]

Definitely avoid the 3rd Floor...unless you're into Senior Citizens...

[QUOTE=Jake Jj 1492]Definitely avoid the 3rd Floor...unless you're into Senior Citizens...[/QUOTE]I agree. That has been my experience also.

[QUOTE=Jake Jj 1492]Definitely avoid the 3rd Floor...unless you're into Senior Citizens...[/QUOTE]
Jake, see my report on this thread. All three are what one would consider senior citizens. Don't knock the old broads just yet.
Good luck,
SH

I think the AMPs are going to have to change the way they operate in view of the latest problems. Not to mention the fact that the Washington Post no longer takes their ads, which I think hurt a lot.

Some have begun to transform into more like escort agencies. Like Oriental Spicy and a couple of others that seem to be using Eros ads and others. Pictures of the girls, appointments. A slightly steeper price but a more secure experience for both sides. Mamasans take notice.

Wow -- As often as I've been to that building and paid the AMP a visit, I had no idea there was an "Immaculate Health Care" right around the corner.

I'd say this would be a funny story for the grandchildren some day, but I won't!

Be safe -- Max

[QUOTE=Double Nickle]I went to the address listed (see Reports of Distinction) for IHC. I found an Immaculate Health Care on the right floor so I walked right in. There was a cute young black lady at the reception desk. I go, "I'd like a massage." She seemed quite displeased and responded, "You have the wrong office," or something like that. There was a corridor to the inner office, but I didn't see what was down it. Another young lady was in the corner of the front office. I did see a sign indicating they supplied home health care aides. I finally found the AMP reorted on in this forum around the corner from Immaculate Health Care, but it did not seem to have the initials IHC. It is probably not cool to draw attention to us mongers by too many of us walking into the wrong office. Does anybody else have any information on this apparent name glitch?

Double Nickle[/QUOTE]

Fellow Mongers,

I came across this MP website while reading up on reviews on a different site.

[url]http://georgetownbodytherapy.itcstore.com/[/url]

From the pics on the website, the talent is penthouse quality. And of course they specifically state NO FS many times on the website to keep the heat low with LE.

Does anyone know what is really offered on the menu?

Any intell would be appreciated to the max.

I decided to celebrate my seven year MP anniversary with a trip last Thursday night to my usual spot. I am not usually a night guy usually an afternoon guy. I got there about 730pm and mamasan escorted me to my least favorite room – bad omen. When gissel (? ) showed up (had her about 4 months ago – a little heavier than I like), I knew it was time to walk. Same old problem, quality has been up and down and lately it is down. Mamasan told be to come back in 20min, new girl would be available.

So I walked down the street and visited a place that has been talked about in these pages frequently and recently. I had been there before, about 3 times, but had not been there in about a year.

I was met by friendly mamasan, she asked if I had been there before and I said not for a while. She seemed ok with it and then she escorted me to a room that I had been in before (and liked – I felt my luck was changing). Then my date showed up. Wow, definitely a quality girl, something that I have not seen in about 9 months. She was very friendly. TS was good, not great, (but ok since it was my first time with her). She gave me mouthwash (even though I use breath strips) so I started to think about LL’s comment. Back to the room, she left and I left tip on table (and a few cinnamon breathe strips, better than mint).

Massage started and was really good. She started on the legs (which was different) and moved up. When she got to the back, she was really in good form (did I mention that it was a really good message). She cracked my back a few times and spent a lot of time on my neck and head (the good massage just turned into a great message). Then the party started.

Naked light massage all over, kissing up and down my whole back. Flipped into more light massage and then a BBBJ (my luck was just starting to pick up). I thought I was going to blow so I offered her a massage which she accepted. She had a great body, tan all over. Nice curves. So getting back to the mouthwash, I did a little DATY (which is not usual for me). She loved it and wanted it for a long time (at least I couldn’t tell if she was faking). I was great. After that, I got a CBJ to put the cover on and went to mish. Then I flipped her to a dog. After some time there, she sat up, pushed me back and started a CG, alternating between kneeling and squatting. After that, we reversed ends of the table (since my head was where my feet are suppose to be – and the pillow is at the other end) and we started a rev CG. I told her to come on back a little. And into my all time favorite position (I don’t know what to call it, rev cg leaning back with her arms supporting her). I finished quickly after that.

Then the best part (well almost), was just beginning, She spun around and kept going making sure every last bit was drained out. The she just laid there hanging out, rubbing and kissing all over. Wow, this one is a keeper. So I used the opportunity to start some info gathering. She said that she had only been there a week and had been in the home county for about a year and a half. She used to work at the happy place (so I showed her my VIP card which I still carry – last time there was July 06 according to my filled up VIP card which I never got to use before they closed! ). She thought she recognized me from happy, but I told her my last girl friend worked at next door. She was friendly, great attitude, great body, and a really party girl. She wanted me to come back soon, which I definitely will.