Bullshit that has Nothing to do With Pussy

[QUOTE=HanginBalls;5003395]If you don't like what you read just ignore it!![/QUOTE]Sure, the same way I've been ignoring all your fictional stories! Just there's a forum for everything! This is a Escort Review Thread, so why don't we talk about BLM or KKK groups instead? Only an idiot would go to Home Depot to buy his groceries there instead of going to a grocery store. So lets talk about everything else but escort reviews then!!

BTW, You don't have to read this. Just Ignore it, the solution is simple!

[QUOTE=OnlyDreams;5003997]Sure, the same way I've been ignoring all your fictional stories! Just there's a forum for everything! This is a Escort Review Thread, so why don't we talk about BLM or KKK groups instead? Only an idiot would go to Home Depot to buy his groceries there instead of going to a grocery store. So lets talk about everything else but escort reviews then!!

BTW, You don't have to read this. Just Ignore it, the solution is simple![/QUOTE]I just had to laugh as this guy who claims to ignore my posts responded to one!! LMAO!!

[QUOTE=HanginBalls;5005313]I just had to laugh as this guy who claims to ignore my posts responded to one!! LMAO!![/QUOTE]That is funny!! You got him good! Did I mention I have a big Dick?

[QUOTE=DanglinNuts;5005573]That is funny!! You got him good! Did I mention I have a big Dick?[/QUOTE]I imagine that dude is all bent out of shape about it!!

[QUOTE=HanginBalls;5021670]I'm sitting on the can when my 50 yr old AMP tells me not to come out! Her appt. Is here and I can't be seen! Twenty minutes later she barges in with a finger full of shit! I tell her "that's disgusting"! She says," That's 3 bills worth of shit".[/QUOTE]Luckily, this is where the story ends.

Devlin, Out!

[QUOTE=HanginBalls;5021670]I'm sitting on the can when my 50 yr old AMP tells me not to come out! Her appt. Is here and I can't be seen! Twenty minutes later she barges in with a finger full of shit! I tell her "that's disgusting"! She says," That's 3 bills worth of shit".[/QUOTE]Someone was or is definitely full of shit.

[QUOTE=Walker333;5026365]Someone was or is definitely full of shit.[/QUOTE]Got a call from my 50 yr. Old AMP girlfriend to "Come over here. I can't stand up" She's kneeling on all fours. So, I pull my pants down figuring she wants to fuck. She screams, " No asshole! Carry me to the bathroom"! I asked," Another big dick"? She says, " Yeah, and I think he left the condom in my ass"! She managed to vice-grip my crotch after I laughed and said," You keep laughing and you won't have a big dick anymore"! I carried her to the sink where she bent over, spread her cheeks and told me to look up her ass. Bingo! There it was!! She told me to slide two fingers up her ass and pull the rubber out! I declined her request. She said," Listen asshole, I take a lotta sh*t to support your ass! You can take SOME sh*t too"! I suppose she is right so I lubed two fingers and dug my way in there. It took a few minutes till I finally reached the foreign object. I slowly removed the condom and Kim was moaning and getting wet! I finally pulled the condom out while Kim was orgasming! She told me to put my fingers in the condom and finger-fuck her ass with it! Again, I declined and she said," Listen, dickhead! I swallowed three loads tonight! A little cum on your hand won't hurt you" So, like the good b / f I am I slid the condom on and fingered her anal cavity. A few minutes later (with a little help from clitoral stimulation), Kim shuttered out another orgasm! I pulled out slowly and not only did she have a vaginal orgasm, she had an anal one too!! My palm was filled with her excrement! This time it was her time to laugh!!

She was still leaned over in pain. I was tempted to leave her there, but being the nice guy I am, I carried her in to the shower where I proceeded to rinse her down asshole and all. She turned to kiss me and the smell of her breath was awful!! She said," I swallow cum, the least you could do. ". I cut her off there. I told her, "I will clean your ass, but I will not kiss you with a loaded mouth".

[QUOTE=Walker333;5026365]Someone was or is definitely full of shit.[/QUOTE]Most of us have him on ignore.

[QUOTE=Chicago41;5030595]Most of us have him on ignore.[/QUOTE]You're talking about our walkin talkin Penthouse Forum article? Lmao.

[QUOTE=Chicago41;5030595]Most of us have him on ignore.[/QUOTE]I get around twenty messages a week praising me!!

[QUOTE=UncleNutzy;5030926]You're talking about our walkin talkin Penthouse Forum article? Lmao[/QUOTE]"Heyyyy!! That's me".

[QUOTE=UncleNutzy;5030926]You're talking about our walkin talkin Penthouse Forum article? Lmao.[/QUOTE]Why he hasn't been banned yet blows my mind.

[QUOTE=ChicagoClass;5031162]Why he hasn't been banned yet blows my mind.[/QUOTE]Because I'm a good natured guy who adds entertainment value to this site.

[QUOTE=ChicagoClass;5031162]Why he hasn't been banned yet blows my mind.[/QUOTE]Just block him.

[QUOTE=Tela1980;5032608]Just block him.[/QUOTE]You guys need to lighten up on Hanginballs. BS or not, most likely BS, he does add a lot of entertainment value to the website and I look forward to all his post. With all the crap going on in the world right now you guys are taking this way too serious. Oh, and FYI I called him out on one of his post right after I joined the website and I got my post removed and a hand slap by the moderator. It was after this that I realised I needed to lighten up and now I love seeing his post.