The Woodshed

[QUOTE=FredZeppelin;2453027]Why take the risk with unregulated furrin goods? Get some health insurance. Almost everyone can get it now thanks to Obamacare. And then get a prescription from a licensed Murrican physician. Ask for a script for 20 mg pills, which is a higher dosage than you probably need. (Cost is the same per pill, regardless of dosage. Go figure - it's Murrica!) Also buy a pill cutter at CVS for five bucks. Cut those suckers into quarters and enjoy the results. By doing this, I've gotten my cost down to under $5 per event, which is pretty reasonable, and I don't have to worry that I might be ingesting cow dung.[/QUOTE]Good point Fred. That's why I was hesitant to share any specific supplier sites, etc. However, considering the risks which we already take in this hobby (arrest, STD, divorce, robbery, injury), I suppose we all have to determine which risks are worth taking.

I personally don't take these miracle pills for boner reasons but I did dream a doctor gave me a daily 10 mg RX for another old guy reason, BPH, and any other side effects just have to be tolerated. With insurance my cost is zero. He also started me off with a couple months worth of free samples.

[QUOTE=MuddGuppy;2484617]I'm a regular with Naomi and I think she is so much more beautiful in person. She is 5'7" but I would still call her a spinner with natural DD's. She is playful and fun. She allows me to try new things and even comes up with her own ideas that are fabulous. She does have her boundaries though. She is clean. And has class. I have taken her to very nice restaurants and she has hung out with me and my friends. I have never been embarrassed to have her with me. I have had my fair share of bad experiences with these girls. But finally found one that really fits the bill for me.[/QUOTE]

Does she like long walks on the beach as well? Does she also read to blind children and volunteer at the local homeless shelter when she isn't giving so much of herself to her customers?

This is the second poster who has come on here and contested one senior's seemingly straightforward account using generic platitudes, though this poster is also brand new. The first, sadly, is a long time senior who came on twice in a short span, the second time as a defense to the other senior's account, to promote her, using enough fluff to fill the Hallmark aisle at the local pharmacy, yet devoid of any gritty specifics. When stuff like this starts happening, with over the top promotion combined with avoidance of specifics which she may not wish to see posted, a reader like myself becomes suspicious about the ulterior motives of the poster.

I don't know Naomi at all and she may be the real deal, but these shillish-feeling (whether or not they actually are) posts are not persuading me to ignore the previous reports about being high, clock watching, covered BJs, and other negative comments. Sheesh, if someone here is feeling driven, no doubt through sheer altruism (LOL), to get the group motivated to pick up the phone and take the plunge, then give us something to dig our teeth into already.

[QUOTE=RickDugan;2487166]Does she like long walks on the beach as well? Does she also read to blind children and volunteer at the local homeless shelter when she isn't giving so much of herself to her customers?

This is the second poster who has come on here and contested one senior's seemingly straightforward account using generic platitudes, though this poster is also brand new. The first, sadly, is a long time senior who came on twice in a short span, the second time as a defense to the other senior's account, to promote her, using enough fluff to fill the Hallmark aisle at the local pharmacy, yet devoid of any gritty specifics. When stuff like this starts happening, with over the top promotion combined with avoidance of specifics which she may not wish to see posted, a reader like myself becomes suspicious about the ulterior motives of the poster.

I don't know Naomi at all and she may be the real deal, but these shillish-feeling (whether or not they actually are) posts are not persuading me to ignore the previous reports about being high, clock watching, covered BJs, and other negative comments. Sheesh, if someone here is feeling driven, no doubt through sheer altruism (LOL), to get the group motivated to pick up the phone and take the plunge, then give us something to dig our teeth into already.[/QUOTE]RD, this is spot on and made my day whilst I ROTF! Thanks!!

[QUOTE=RickDugan;2487166]Does she like long walks on the beach as well? Does she also read to blind children and volunteer at the local homeless shelter when she isn't giving so much of herself to her customers?

This is the second poster who has come on here and contested one senior's seemingly straightforward account using generic platitudes, though this poster is also brand new. The first, sadly, is a long time senior who came on twice in a short span, the second time as a defense to the other senior's account, to promote her, using enough fluff to fill the Hallmark aisle at the local pharmacy, yet devoid of any gritty specifics. When stuff like this starts happening, with over the top promotion combined with avoidance of specifics which she may not wish to see posted, a reader like myself becomes suspicious about the ulterior motives of the poster.

I don't know Naomi at all and she may be the real deal, but these shillish-feeling (whether or not they actually are) posts are not persuading me to ignore the previous reports about being high, clock watching, covered BJs, and other negative comments. Sheesh, if someone here is feeling driven, no doubt through sheer altruism (LOL), to get the group motivated to pick up the phone and take the plunge, then give us something to dig our teeth into already.[/QUOTE]I have been a regular for about a year. She won't take any long walks on the beach with you on your first date. But spend enough money and time with most any of them and then ask for a long walk on the beach if that's what you want. Pay more you get more. So my comments come after I have spent a lot of money and time. Sorry I was not graphic enough that's not my nature to be overly graphic. I don't normally post. Because I don't want to expose myself to crap like this.

I was a paying member of Rub Maps and never posted. I have been to many of the AMPs in Jacksonville, St Augustine, Daytona, and OP. They can be expensive for FS. They also change providers out enough that just about the time I get to working well with one, she is gone. Coco and Kim were my favorites at Bamboo spa on Beach. I have seen other girls on BP. Many of them don't look nothing like their pictures. And I have had some take my money and leave. I had some really bad experiences with some. So I found a really good fit for me and stuck with her. Now that I've been seeing her regular and taking good care of her she takes really good care of me. And when I saw the post that said she was not pretty and the pictures where old I spoke up because I know how old the pictures are. One she even took with me during a visit. Her hair was down to her waist and now it's short. She had it cut three weeks ago. That is how recent the pictures are. I have had BBBJ but FS will be covered. I have also done three FFM's she has some really rocking friends that you won't find on back page. Her friends are hot and Bi. But she is not. She may if you sweeten it up. Idk. I've never asked.

Also understand that she is a female and can be moody. So if you had a bad experience give it a second try. I'm sharing what my experience is with her. I can't predict yours, so YMMV.

[QUOTE=RickDugan;2487166]Does she like long walks on the beach as well? Does she also read to blind children and volunteer at the local homeless shelter when she isn't giving so much of herself to her customers?

This is the second poster who has come on here and contested one senior's seemingly straightforward account using generic platitudes, though this poster is also brand new. The first, sadly, is a long time senior who came on twice in a short span, the second time as a defense to the other senior's account, to promote her, using enough fluff to fill the Hallmark aisle at the local pharmacy, yet devoid of any gritty specifics. When stuff like this starts happening, with over the top promotion combined with avoidance of specifics which she may not wish to see posted, a reader like myself becomes suspicious about the ulterior motives of the poster.

I don't know Naomi at all and she may be the real deal, but these shillish-feeling (whether or not they actually are) posts are not persuading me to ignore the previous reports about being high, clock watching, covered BJs, and other negative comments. Sheesh, if someone here is feeling driven, no doubt through sheer altruism (LOL), to get the group motivated to pick up the phone and take the plunge, then give us something to dig our teeth into already.[/QUOTE]Why don't you take your own advice and go see her? Then you can write your own report filled with whatever graffic bits of information you wish to include. JD.

Actionable Intel, feel like I'm at work. If you read the my next post I saw them without any board input and they were moving on to Daytona the following day. I'm not posting pics or screen shots and hyperlinks work fine If it's down, it's down for a reason and they're probably gone.

[QUOTE=JaxTantricMan;2487259]Please post a copy of the ad and pix so when the ad is flagged or taken down we have actionable intel. Thanks!![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MuddGuppy;2487360]I have been a regular for about a year. She won't take any long walks on the beach with you on your first date. But spend enough money and time with most any of them and then ask for a long walk on the beach if that's what you want. Pay more you get more. So my comments come after I have spent a lot of money and time. Sorry I was not graphic enough that's not my nature to be overly graphic. I don't normally post. Because I don't want to expose myself to crap like this.

I was a paying member of Rub Maps and never posted. I have been to many of the AMPs in Jacksonville, St Augustine, Daytona, and OP. They can be expensive for FS. They also change providers out enough that just about the time I get to working well with one, she is gone. Coco and Kim were my favorites at Bamboo spa on Beach. I have seen other girls on BP. Many of them don't look nothing like their pictures. And I have had some take my money and leave. I had some really bad experiences with some. So I found a really good fit for me and stuck with her. Now that I've been seeing her regular and taking good care of her she takes really good care of me. And when I saw the post that said she was not pretty and the pictures where old I spoke up because I know how old the pictures are. One she even took with me during a visit. Her hair was down to her waist and now it's short. She had it cut three weeks ago. That is how recent the pictures are. I have had BBBJ but FS will be covered. I have also done three FFM's she has some really rocking friends that you won't find on back page. Her friends are hot and Bi. But she is not. She may if you sweeten it up. Idk. I've never asked.

Also understand that she is a female and can be moody. So if you had a bad experience give it a second try. I'm sharing what my experience is with her. I can't predict yours, so YMMV.[/QUOTE]Now THAT was an excellent review and YMMV is completely understood. To be clear, I neither sought nor expected a Penthouse letter type graphic account. But whether you are a senior like JD or a new poster like yourself, if you are going to post specifically to contest what a senior has written about his individual experiences with a particular provider, then in my humble opinion you need to come to the table with a bit more than Hallmark moments.

Thank you for sharing your experiences.

RD.

[QUOTE=Alamo69;2487592]Actionable Intel, feel like I'm at work. If you read the my next post I saw them without any board input and they were moving on to Daytona the following day. I'm not posting pics or screen shots and hyperlinks work fine If it's down, it's down for a reason and they're probably gone.[/QUOTE]Haha, maybe we are colleagues? ;o).

Copy all, out.

I'll start including with my daily touch points and TPS reports.

[QUOTE=JaxTantricMan;2487897]Haha, maybe we are colleagues? ;o).

Copy all, out.[/QUOTE]

So as I sit waiting for my 300 mice in a wheel to get my electricity going (joke for JTM). I decided to call Danni. No response. Damn. And ihad to dangle 300 peices of cheese in front of them just to make that call. LOL. Maybe go back to good ol faithful naomi.

You have yet to state anything that hasn't been said here or on TER, Tantrum. Of course, if you would like to provide event details like month and location, maybe I could vouch for you.

I did see Alamo when I played on AFF and concur with his assessment. I wouldn't repeat that either.

[QUOTE=JaxTantricMan;2519176]Careful speaking the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth about this outrageously priced not so $$$pecial ASSISTANT or you are liable to feel the brunt of one of her public reprimands and tantrums. I've seen her out of town once, and she didn't know who I was. It is overpriced, overweight, overdrooping, overused and overunremarkable. LMAO. I've spent three lifetimes defending the Constitution and will never succumb to those who look to infringe on it. Besides, I like public spankings, if PB takes pix! Haha.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ThePrivAsst;2519497]You have yet to state anything that hasn't been said here or on TER, Tantrum. Of course, if you would like to provide event details like month and location, maybe I could vouch for you.

I did see Alamo when I played on AFF and concur with his assessment. I wouldn't repeat that either.[/QUOTE]Even though I have never met The Private Assistant nor will I ever. She does have a point. JTM your reviews and posts seem trivial at best. She is not the first provider that I thought your assessment was "fluffed. " The lack of details you have given about your encounter with her just adds to the other rants you have went on about of providers with no first hand knowledge. I can't remember the last time you reported a review of a session. And I have a pretty good memory. Your post all seem more of trivial pursuit.

I like the fact that she has stood up for herself. I have encouraged another forum advertiser to do the same. This "hobby" thrives on "word of mouth" so opinions have monetary value in a way. I know lately with all the bad press on BP that I have little desire to shop the ads. The better deals and customer service seem to be coming from the street vendors.

[QUOTE=ThePrivAsst;2519497]You have yet to state anything that hasn't been said here or on TER, Tantrum. Of course, if you would like to provide event details like month and location, maybe I could vouch for you.

I did see Alamo when I played on AFF and concur with his assessment. I wouldn't repeat that either.[/QUOTE]No one is attacking you, its ok. To be honest I'd love to f#ck you. Just don't want my wallet to get f#cked in return LOL. I'm 10 inches if that will get me a discount LOL.