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[QUOTE=GizmosDad;2581707]You're too fuckin stupid and clueless to know what the fuck is going on. Nobody gives a fuck what you think.[/QUOTE]You apparently do. You care what all of us think. That's why you keep coming on here. Tell "your girl" I will talk to her later after I "make love" to her. I can't say what I want to, I think it will get censored. We will have a good time, and then the money will probably go to you, but that is ok.
[QUOTE=GizmosDad;2581471]We just might.[/QUOTE]Based on her past choices of SO, the easy money is you are going to jail in the next 6-12 months, so you might want to bump that date.
[QUOTE=Pickle252;2581800]Lmfao. I couldn't believe when I first read it either. Who in their right mind would marry a call girl. Crazy. Want to good laugh. Listen to a song by ludacris called "hoe". Maybe some don't like rap, but listen to it. Everytime I read about this, that song pops into my head. Smh.[/QUOTE][URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxsfEio0L8Y[/URL]
Since April is now posting as "Gizmosdad". I figured I would post the list of rules for gizmo. Please fellas. If you don't want a gremlin follow them strickly.
[URL]http://www.funnyordie.com/articles/ab7879fe48/the-full-list-of-rules-for-taking-care-of-gizmo-from-gremlins?_cc=S9m___&_ccid=b8knxr.nt67p4[/URL]
[QUOTE=HookerLover;2581988]You apparently do. You care what all of us think. That's why you keep coming on here. Tell "your girl" I will talk to her later after I "make love" to her. I can't say what I want to, I think it will get censored. We will have a good time, and then the money will probably go to you, but that is ok.[/QUOTE]Total bs. 13 posts by gizmo--all bragging about something I personally would never brag about. Nutcase.
[QUOTE=HookerLover;2581988]You apparently do. You care what all of us think. That's why you keep coming on here. Tell "your girl" I will talk to her later after I "make love" to her. I can't say what I want to, I think it will get censored. We will have a good time, and then the money will probably go to you, but that is ok.[/QUOTE]"my new fiance, who is sort of scary, has sucked roughly 4,000 cocks. And I'm going to DFK her daily, you guys can only dream. ".
[QUOTE=HookerLover;2581988]You apparently do. You care what all of us think. That's why you keep coming on here. Tell "your girl" I will talk to her later after I "make love" to her. I can't say what I want to, I think it will get censored. We will have a good time, and then the money will probably go to you, but that is ok.[/QUOTE]Just wanted to say one more thing to all of you rejects. I only came on here to say she's gone forever. She knows some of you, because she has seen you in the past. We both got a big laugh out of your attempts to make yourselves feel like men, and she told me several stories about you guys. Pretty pathetic motherfuckers. And Hookerlover, you should maybe try some of those pills that make your dick bigger. And try to last longer. 20 seconds don't impress anybody LMFAO. Bye assholes, from me and "April G".
[QUOTE=GizmosDad;2582669]Just wanted to say one more thing to all of you rejects. I only came on here to say she's gone forever. She knows some of you, because she has seen you in the past. We both got a big laugh out of your attempts to make yourselves feel like men, and she told me several stories about you guys. Pretty pathetic motherfuckers. And Hookerlover, you should maybe try some of those pills that make your dick bigger. And try to last longer. 20 seconds don't impress anybody LMFAO. Bye assholes, from me and "April G".[/QUOTE]Weak. This has got to be April herself. Something only a woman would say. If this is true, because there is a 1% chance this moron would come on here and be sooo proud of his hooker fiance, he is the pathetic one. LOL. I bet your parents are proud. Dumbass.
[QUOTE=GizmosDad;2582669]Just wanted to say one more thing to all of you rejects. I only came on here to say she's gone forever. She knows some of you, because she has seen you in the past. We both got a big laugh out of your attempts to make yourselves feel like men, and she told me several stories about you guys. Pretty pathetic motherfuckers. And Hookerlover, you should maybe try some of those pills that make your dick bigger. And try to last longer. 20 seconds don't impress anybody LMFAO. Bye assholes, from me and "April G".[/QUOTE]Is this what you do all day? Try to guess who is saying what?? I won't post my age, but I'm not on any pills or lasting 20 seconds. And if she is telling you "stories", doesn't that make you feel like a total ass?? How could you think she would settle with one person? And someone she met in the business. It's been fun though reading all of your posts. Should we say "April's" real name on here so everyone can go scout her?? Glad you won't be on here again to see this.
[QUOTE=HookerLover;2583041]Is this what you do all day? Try to guess who is saying what?? I won't post my age, but I'm not on any pills or lasting 20 seconds. And if she is telling you "stories", doesn't that make you feel like a total ass?? How could you think she would settle with one person? And someone she met in the business. It's been fun though reading all of your posts. Should we say "April's" real name on here so everyone can go scout her?? Glad you won't be on here again to see this.[/QUOTE]This guy if there is one must be on something seriously wrong with him. Once an escort always an escort. The money is too easy and they have low self images of daddy issues or something or just too lazy to work or make something of themselves. I saw April middle of July She has gained quite bit of weight but still performs the same. Still fun.
[QUOTE=GizmosDad;2582669]Just wanted to say one more thing to all of you rejects. I only came on here to say she's gone forever. She knows some of you, because she has seen you in the past. We both got a big laugh out of your attempts to make yourselves feel like men, and she told me several stories about you guys. Pretty pathetic motherfuckers. And Hookerlover, you should maybe try some of those pills that make your dick bigger. And try to last longer. 20 seconds don't impress anybody LMFAO. Bye assholes, from me and "April G".[/QUOTE]So much wrong here. Nothing says Hallmark moment more than my escort fiancée telling me detailed stories about all the dicks she's serviced. "This one guy had an elephant hog. I swear I thought he ruptured my spleen!" There's pillow talk I'd look forward to for the rest of my life.
Plus if I said publicly that this girl was the best woman I've ever known my mother may never speak to me again.
The original premise of "I just logged on here to respond to somebody that asked about her back in February" is beyond ludicrous. I personally give up expecting a response after 2 days. I can't even recall what I posted 6 months ago.
Honestly this is the funniest stuff I've seen on here. Makes me think of Cookie in Best in Show or Sarah Silverman as Ruth in a Million Ways to Die In The West.
[QUOTE=MarshallArts59;2612105]Sorry, haven't seen her, but this brings up a question -- how come all the SWs want tattoos? Do they actually think that it makes them more marketable? I have to close my eyes while getting a BBBJTCIM rather than look at so-called "body art".
Mr. Stiffy would never arrive at the party, Mr. Limpy would be emerging from the undershorts in his place. Please, could someone tell me what is "attractive" about the disfiguring of one's body?[/QUOTE]You are a fucking idiot. Everyone of your posts is more fucking stupid then the next. And before anyone tells me how much of an asshole I am, take a few minutes to read this stupid mother fucks past posts. Its like he lives in another world. Jesus Christ dude, get a fucking life.