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Is this the redhead from CL who was being discussed on this forum awhile ago? I don't remember seeing this ad on BP before.

[url]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=3271055&image=3271052[/url]

The last ad I posted was from BP escorts. I found this one on BP body rubs, with a couple more pictures. I know I've seen the picture on the bottom before, but I can't remember where.

[url]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/BodyRubs/skin-on-skin-body-rub-discount-rates/3265571[/url]

[QUOTE=Lonelyguy128]Is this the redhead from CL who was being discussed on this forum awhile ago? I don't remember seeing this ad on BP before.

[url]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=3271055&image=3271052[/url][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Lonelyguy128]Is this the redhead from CL who was being discussed on this forum awhile ago? I don't remember seeing this ad on BP before.

[url]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=3271055&image=3271052[/url][/QUOTE]No it's not "Red" from Hales Corners. I just saw "Red" a couple of weeks ago.

I've seen those pics posted in quite a few BP ads in different cities. Too bad it's a fake. If she was a real provider around here, she'd have alot of my business.

[QUOTE=Lonelyguy128]The last ad I posted was from BP escorts. I found this one on BP body rubs, with a couple more pictures. I know I've seen the picture on the bottom before, but I can't remember where.

[url]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/BodyRubs/skin-on-skin-body-rub-discount-rates/3265571[/url][/QUOTE]

Sorry for the false alarm guys. I should have known better. Those tits in the first picture must have blurred my thinking.

At least I resisted sending a message. Very few BP ads require you to give an e mail address to get a response. I guess I'd be receiving lots of spam now if I had sent a message.


[QUOTE=Flattopper]I've seen those pics posted in quite a few BP ads in different cities. Too bad it's a fake. If she was a real provider around here, she'd have alot of my business.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Flattopper]I've seen those pics posted in quite a few BP ads in different cities. Too bad it's a fake. If she was a real provider around here, she'd have alot of my business.[/QUOTE]Yeah the tits got me too. I responded. Thank goodness for throw-away email addresses. What I got back was a slightly hostile email telling me I must not seriously want to fuck her (yeah like that's a real provider) but that if I change my mind I can get her phone number by clicking on this link and "meeting her on-line" to verify my identity "for her safety". Uh-huh, that's go'in to happen, actually NO its NOT. Put these beautiful pictures on the "bait and switch" list.

Chinese apt - old house. First floor apt. Lower end neighborhood. Dining room with massage table. Massage $.4 hh and menu was HE .6, cbj .8. nude option .2.

Only chinese woman, no English, non spinner, left over pregnancy flab. She was awful. What a waste. Too much lipstick. Definitely lied about her age.

No way I would take the nude option. HJ was awful so I upgraded to BJ. It was awful. I think if she would have just been a spinner, it would have been cool.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty] What a waste. [/QUOTE]

That's pretty much my conclusion about MKE Asians. Waste of time and money. I completely gave up. If there is an itch, it is cheaper to go to Chicago. At least, they can offer a reasonable choice.

Well I did something I haven't done in a very long time. Did the SW scene. Saw a tall skinny one with too much make up. Did the turnaround and I hear "it" yelling at me with this deep voice. So I'm out of here.

Then I find a petite native indian, Cindy, 23. She said she was 120 but looked like 100 tops. She looked younger than 23 and could easily pass for a high schooler. Very dark complected and quite attractive. I think she was older because there was a looseness in her belly, most likely from pregnancy and her titties are a little droopy but looked great when she was on her back. Tiny little cute butt as well.

Did half and half for $. Didn't last long. Wasn't a lot of fun. She never smiled and had no enthusiam. Took money and was half way to my car and I didn't even have my pants on. Immediately the cell phone calls are made and I drop her off in a different part of town.

Ok, 250 is coming up and it better be spectacular. I'm thinking of celebrating with a really high end escort. Money is no object.

Saw Red the other day had a nice time. Good massage, nice tits - I haven't enjoyed sucking on a pair like hers in quite a while. Good HJ release. Will repeat price was .6. Didn't go for anything more than HJ, but will check on next trip.

Has anyone visited the two gals south of MP?

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[QUOTE=Kneadin Kitty]Saw Red the other day had a nice time. Good massage, nice tits - I haven't enjoyed sucking on a pair like hers in quite a while. Good HJ release. Will repeat price was .6. Didn't go for anything more than HJ, but will check on next trip.[/QUOTE]

Red will be up for anything, no holes barred. In fact she might insist on it.

Miller Park - from what I've heard, they are heavyweights but you can have fun.

Yesterday at the Chinese apt. That girl was so stereotypical. "U wun bro jub? $40buck for massajee, 80 buck for bro jub. No massajee only bro jub 80 buck. 20 more for no crows.

She was awful. Had plenty later for my second conquest. Looking for #250 tonight.

Uneventaul. SW, 35, spinner, looked like a meth addict. Pretty nice from the neck down. Very polite, smart and good conversationalist. But had trouble, ED issues. Oh, I'm not getting hung up on the numbers. I can make 251 a celebration if I want. But I was disappointed.

This is stupid. These last few have not been fun. Maybe I need a break from the hobby.

[QUOTE=Lonelyguy128]The last ad I posted was from BP escorts. I found this one on BP body rubs, with a couple more pictures. I know I've seen the picture on the bottom before, but I can't remember where.

[url]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/BodyRubs/skin-on-skin-body-rub-discount-rates/3265571[/url][/QUOTE]

That last photo has been posted in ads all up and down the east coast. I've seen it in Florida, New Jersey and the Boston area (where I'm located) for about the last year. It smells of "scam" to me. Just my .02 cents worth.

[QUOTE=Santa66]That last photo has been posted in ads all up and down the east coast. I've seen it in Florida, New Jersey and the Boston area (where I'm located) for about the last year. It smells of "scam" to me. Just my .02 cents worth.[/QUOTE]

I (almost) always check with [url]www.tineye.com[/url] prior to investing any of my time into girl's profile.

I tried tineye and didn't come up with anything, but that's not surprising for technologically challenged me.

[QUOTE=Tanaka]I (almost) always check with [url]www.tineye.com[/url] prior to investing any of my time into girl's profile.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Lonelyguy128]I tried tineye and didn't come up with anything, but that's not surprising for technologically challenged me.[/QUOTE]There may not have been any hits because there just were no matches from tineye's database.

I've found that posting questionable photos to the USASexGuide's photo gallery sometimes yields valuable feedback too from the members, considering the nation-wide coverage of this forum.

I called a few old friends and one new one I want to be friends with, but could not connect, so I responded to Red's craigslist post. She said she could see me right away.

We agreed on .7 for 45 minutes. I had read the posts here, so was not expecting FS, but was not really sure what would be on the menu. I told her right off I usually only see fs providers, but she said that would not happen today. After a very nice soft touch massage she had me flip and pulled up her top. I sucked on those wonderful tits while she gave me an hj. I asked her to take off her shorts. She just pulled them to the side and invited me to touch.

I told her I wanted a bj, and she said it would be extra. She proceeded to bbj to completion. Not the best technique, but it did the job. When I asked her how much she told me to give her what I thought I should. I ended up giving her $ total .7 + .3 tip.

She promised fs next time. Has anyone repeated and gotten fs? If so how much did you pay and how was it? You can pm me if you want.

I thought it was worth it and will probably give her another try.

So I had to be in Chicago and after hearing that the asian AMPs there are much better than in Milwaukee I looked up several listings on BP under Body Rubs. There were a few private providers that intrigued me so I tried them first but got only answering machines with no return phone call. So I stopped at the nearest asian AMP which happened to be at 616 Childs St. In Wheaton.

The short version is DON'T GO. A waste of time and money. The details are below.

When I arrived the door was locked with a door bell. The woman who answered the door was about 6 feet tall (unusual) but well proportioned and I thought "not bad". She appeared to be the only one there. 60 min with table shower was $85. Table shower is usually a good sign because they use that to judge your reaction and weed out LE. No cover drape on the table, another good sign. I got undressed and waited for her to pick me up for the shower.

She came in carrying the covering sheet and acted flustered that I was sitting there nude. She told me to lay face down and when I asked about the shower she said "afterwards to clean off the oil. " OK, weird but makes sense I guess. When I lay down she covered me with the sheet. I asked if it was necessary and she said just for a few minutes. OK, well I can be flexible.

She then started pressing all over on top of the sheet. I hate that cause I like the feeling of skin. When that was done she pulled the sheet down to the top of my butt and started with the oil. A reasonably good job but when I used my hands to pull the sheet down a little she kept pulling it back up. WTF? She eventually undraped one leg at a time, but was always careful to keep the butt crack covered. This really ticks me off, like they have never seen a male butt before.

On the flip I managed to get the sheet only covering my cock, and she came close but was very careful not to bump it. I got hard once but she was being so careful it was hard to maintain it. Once when I opened my eyes she asked "What are you looking at? " Sorry? I have to keep my eyes closed too?

Last chance. The shower. She was very insistent that I cover myself with a towel for the walk to the shower. Like I said we were the only people there, but a shower is a shower right? NO, she covered the butt and then the groin with a wet towel during the shower. When I said she acted like she had never seen a cock before she said "I have seen my husbands, sorry. " Such a straight line, but I resisted the obvious.

In the end as I was leaving she specifically asked for a tip. Again I resisted saying "do I LOOK happy? " Not the best massage, only minor opportunity to flash which was not appreciated and NO HE. I'm putting this on my list of don't bother.

Native American, 20, cute, looked like a high schooler. Very polite and well spoken. No sign of drugs. Took her to my place. About 5 ft tall, maybe 125, a little belly on her but still cute. I expected her to just lay there but she really got into it. Maybe it was real, or maybe she wants an Oscar for good acting. If you saw her, with her backpack and the way she was dressed you'd think it was just another school girl. Gave me the line she need tution money for college. She had no protection so I dropped her at a convenience store. She paid with her own money!!! She told me .5 for bj and $1.0 for everything. We did everything but she only asked for .5. That broke my heart and I gave her $1.0. She is not an old pro at this at all. She was so sweet any one of you would like to have her as a daughter. She just did not fit the profile at all. I was scared to death she was only 15-16, but she convinced me she was 20. Hope she stops doing this because I don't think she should have to be doing the street scene.

Wetboy,

The Asians down in Chicago are top notch.

Yet, you still need to sort threw the crap to find the good sometimes.

If you didn't like it from the beginning just bail and go to the next one till you find the one you like.

But hell, to say Asians aren't better down there then up here is goofy.

Their is like a colony of china girls down there. Ones you really don't have to pay for if you know the right places to look.

I also saw Red last week. Really quick visit. Long enough for a HE on the spot, which for .6 isn't bad. Playing with those D-cups is worth the price alone! Red said she has a friend who does doubles. Anyone have any experience with her in a 3-some?

[QUOTE=Lonelyguy128]I called a few old friends and one new one I want to be friends with, but could not connect, so I responded to Red's craigslist post. She said she could see me right away.

We agreed on .7 for 45 minutes. I had read the posts here, so was not expecting FS, but was not really sure what would be on the menu. I told her right off I usually only see fs providers, but she said that would not happen today. After a very nice soft touch massage she had me flip and pulled up her top. I sucked on those wonderful tits while she gave me an hj. I asked her to take off her shorts. She just pulled them to the side and invited me to touch.

I told her I wanted a bj, and she said it would be extra. She proceeded to bbj to completion. Not the best technique, but it did the job. When I asked her how much she told me to give her what I thought I should. I ended up giving her $ total .7 + .3 tip.

She promised fs next time. Has anyone repeated and gotten fs? If so how much did you pay and how was it? You can pm me if you want.

I thought it was worth it and will probably give her another try.[/QUOTE]

I don't know about you guys but I've tried to hook up with Red twice. The first time I drove by and saw several teenagers outside and an old guy cutting the grass. I emailed her and she said it was her father outside but he doesn't care, so I told her I wasn't comfortable with that. The next time I drove by five minutes early and there was a 20-something kid jumping out of a car going to her house. Again I opted not to go. What's the deal with that? Has anybody else had these probs?

[QUOTE=Nb1443]Wetboy,

The Asians down in Chicago are top notch.

Yet, you still need to sort threw the crap to find the good sometimes.

If you didn't like it from the beginning just bail and go to the next one till you find the one you like.

But hell, to say Asians aren't better down there then up here is goofy.

Their is like a colony of china girls down there. Ones you really don't have to pay for if you know the right places to look.[/QUOTE]I never said the Asian's aren't better in Chicago. You just restated my question. "if you know the right places to look". That was my point. Obviously the one in Wheaton is NOT the right place, OK so I TOFTT, but where is the right place?

Could someone link to Red's ad?

I mean, I only go for handshakes but she sounds like a blast.

[QUOTE=Big Rd]I don't know about you guys but I've tried to hook up with Red twice. The first time I drove by and saw several teenagers outside and an old guy cutting the grass. I emailed her and she said it was her father outside but he doesn't care, so I told her I wasn't comfortable with that. The next time I drove by five minutes early and there was a 20-something kid jumping out of a car going to her house. Again I opted not to go. What's the deal with that? Has anybody else had these probs?[/QUOTE]I had a similar uncomfotable encounter.

If you're interested in pursuing her, you can PM me for the strange details.

[QUOTE=Wetboy]I never said the Asian's aren't better in Chicago. You just restated my question. "if you know the right places to look". That was my point. Obviously the one in Wheaton is NOT the right place, OK so I TOFTT, but where is the right place?[/QUOTE]Best bet is to take a laptop down there.

Before you go pick out like 3 girls that you think are real based on photos.

Go one to one to one till you find the right one.

Then as a fail safe, have your laptop with, leech off of someone's wireless connection, and search some more.

It's pretty easy to tell the fake asian girls by their pictures. Or find an agency. If you just research in google like 'asian escort chicago' in quotation marks you will probably find some agencies.

[QUOTE=Iamthirsty]I had a similar uncomfotable encounter.

If you're interested in pursuing her, you can PM me for the strange details.[/QUOTE]
he has sons who still live at home. I have never been there without encountering the stray young person including, once, a young lady. That along with her general lazy attitude toward massage and short-timing me turned me off. She is easy so she makes a good starter for the new hobbyist but not what I would consider a quality experience.

[QUOTE=Wetboy]he has sons who still live at home. I have never been there without encountering the stray young person including, once, a young lady. That along with her general lazy attitude toward massage and short-timing me turned me off. She is easy so she makes a good starter for the new hobbyist but not what I would consider a quality experience.[/QUOTE]
I second that Wetboy. Its nice to know we all have at least this one to fall back on. Really though, who want to go downstairs with her while her 4 sons, their creepy friends, and half her relative are laying around the house?

I also second the lazy approach to the massage. She just like getting laid and you doing all the work, while she gets a small payment.

I'll have to agree as well. I've only seen her once, but the 1st person to greet me when I rang the bell was her 'assistant' who was probably just a sister or friend who explained that she was running late. She arrives and provides a lazy massage and uninspired FS, and as we left the room she grabbed the cover and wrapper and threw them in the kitchen garbage, all in sight of her son who sat on the couch. No attempt to hide it or wrap it in paper towel.

For those who want to see her big nips in all their glory but want to avoid the majority of the family, wait until the kids are in school, or better yet look elsewhere for better quality.

If you are ever out in the northwest and want to try something different.

[url]http://www.morethanmassage.net/[/url]

Straight HR done in a professional thereaputic way. Read her articles on her web site she wrote. Interesting.

Just noticed a new posting for Chinese Relaxation Center in West Allis.

Anyone been here yet?

[QUOTE=Jack Dandy]Just noticed a new posting for Chinese Relaxation Center in West Allis.

Anyone been here yet?[/QUOTE]

Posted where? I checked therapeutic sections of CL and BP and the only posting I found was this ad from June - [url]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/chinese-relaxation-center/2961883[/url]

Same place/ad you were talking about?

[QUOTE=BadAz Mofo]Posted where? I checked therapeutic sections of CL and BP and the only posting I found was this ad from June - [url]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/chinese-relaxation-center/2961883[/url]

Same place/ad you were talking about?[/QUOTE]I'm not sure if this site still blocks the name, but I saw it one ********; only one review.

Looking at the ad you linked to, though, it seems like it would damned awkward for the guy next to you if you got a HE :P

[QUOTE=Jack Dandy]Just noticed a new posting for Chinese Relaxation Center in West Allis.

Anyone been here yet?[/QUOTE]Sorry guys,

But I am almost certain that this place is located in the center of Southridge Mall. i recall looking for it and calling information to confirm the address.

Expect just a legitimate theraputicle massage,

If you mean e rotic m p dot com, that would be my review. Standard massage with strong effort. Half ugly as they say over there, but worth it for the therapeutic treatment. The same managers the massage kiosks at the mall, with the benefit of not having so many passersby watching you!

[QUOTE=Jack Dandy]I'm not sure if this site still blocks the name, but I saw it one ********; only one review.

Looking at the ad you linked to, though, it seems like it would damned awkward for the guy next to you if you got a HE :P[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Wetboy]I never said the Asian's aren't better in Chicago. You just restated my question. "if you know the right places to look". That was my point. Obviously the one in Wheaton is NOT the right place, OK so I TOFTT, but where is the right place?[/QUOTE]Hit the Chicago forum and search for "Maple." You're welcome.

Hey fellas,

I visited Lily at the apartment located near the Double Dragon yesterday. It was the best fuck I've had from one of these Chinese girls. If you want some too, you will have to act soon. She told me that she will only be there for a total of ten days and yesterday was her first. I estimate that she was only about 25 years old, slender but healthy body, and has very firm B size breasts. She's very petite too, only about 5' 1". A nice little spinner! Her kitty was trimmed; just the way I like it. She seemed surprised when I went down on her, but enjoyed it until she came. It's always better when they don't have to use some artificial lube when it comes to the main act. We fucked in several positions. She wouldn't let me take any pictures to share; maybe next time. This one's a keeper, too bad they rotate so frequently. Lily will get a repeat visit from me!

[QUOTE=Larry Scores]Has anyone visited the two gals south of MP?

Ads mostly on CL[/QUOTE]I've seen one of the girls several times over the past year (the skinny one) haven't seen the other one though, not really my type.

Service was ok, she did more after the first time we met, first time was just a french lesson which wasnt bad, couldn't complain for the $ for two pops in about 30 minutes.

The FS was ok, but she is really tiny and tight so options are limited if you are bigger than average (which I am). Somewhat uninspired, but we met a few times and for the 1. 5 it wasn't that bad. Probably won't see her again but that's just me.

[QUOTE=ILuvAsians]Hey fellas,

I visited Lily at the apartment located near the Double Dragon yesterday. It was the best fuck I've had from one of these Chinese girls. If you want some too, you will have to act soon. She told me that she will only be there for a total of ten days and yesterday was her first. I estimate that she was only about 25 years old, slender but healthy body, and has very firm B size breasts. She's very petite too, only about 5' 1". A nice little spinner! Her kitty was trimmed; just the way I like it. She seemed surprised when I went down on her, but enjoyed it until she came. It's always better when they don't have to use some artificial lube when it comes to the main act. We fucked in several positions. She wouldn't let me take any pictures to share; maybe next time. This one's a keeper, too bad they rotate so frequently. Lily will get a repeat visit from me![/QUOTE]I visited Lily again yesterday afternoon after work. All I can say is, "Wow!" Guys, you need to act soon. Don't miss your chance to have a great time!