Sucks!
Horrible massage. Freezing. No tease. Aged ladies. Smell of fish in place. Like that Asian market fish smell.
Will not return.
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Sucks!
Horrible massage. Freezing. No tease. Aged ladies. Smell of fish in place. Like that Asian market fish smell.
Will not return.
[QUOTE=Mraldo;2233841]Sucks!
Horrible massage. Freezing. No tease. Aged ladies. Smell of fish in place. Like that Asian market fish smell.
Will not return.[/QUOTE]Thanks for taking one for the team. That was one I was thinking about. Scratch that off my bucket list.
I think that's the name. Partnered with the new massage place on Merle hay / urbandale.
Went into the merle hay / urbandale place, they were busy, attractive lady though, she said go to organic massage.
It's west of merle hay on Meredith. Behind QT.
At the time I went here was only an older lady, okay cleavage. Right away the ass play started. I'm glad I wiped cause she was practically digging for gold.
No release offered or given. So, she'll give your butt a good massage, but won't tug one out for you.
If ass play is your thing, I'd say go here. I'll not return, just wasn't my thing.
[QUOTE=Mraldo;2236984]I think that's the name. Partnered with the new massage place on Merle hay / urbandale.
Went into the merle hay / urbandale place, they were busy, attractive lady though, she said go to organic massage.
It's west of merle hay on Meredith. Behind QT.
At the time I went here was only an older lady, okay cleavage. Right away the ass play started. I'm glad I wiped cause she was practically digging for gold.
No release offered or given. So, she'll give your butt a good massage, but won't tug one out for you.
If ass play is your thing, I'd say go here. I'll not return, just wasn't my thing.[/QUOTE]What're were the rates and her name, might give it a shot, maybe get a more giving masseuse.
[QUOTE=Mraldo;2236984]I think that's the name. Partnered with the new massage place on Merle hay / urbandale.
Went into the merle hay / urbandale place, they were busy, attractive lady though, she said go to organic massage.
It's west of merle hay on Meredith. Behind QT.
At the time I went here was only an older lady, okay cleavage. Right away the ass play started. I'm glad I wiped cause she was practically digging for gold.
No release offered or given. So, she'll give your butt a good massage, but won't tug one out for you.
If ass play is your thing, I'd say go here. I'll not return, just wasn't my thing.[/QUOTE]Another one of the new ones. I was going to try the one on Douglas and just into Urbandale. Sounds like the one you went to first. The one on Meredith is also newish and in I think a similar style building. 2 story and buff colored brick. Same old same old I guess. Aggressive tease but. That's about it. Oh well. Getting choices whittled down quickly.
Anybody been to the one in VJ. I think on 5th?
[QUOTE=LikeMeAnAmp;2237502]Anybody been to the one in VJ. I think on 5th?[/QUOTE]Did a walk-by and two old women appear to be working there. I suspect it's a sister operation to the one on Hull.
Called for a specific girl because she gives a good massage and we've built a relationship over the years. The girl answering the phone said she was there and asked for the time. Less than 30 minutes and I would be there depending on traffic.
Showed up 10 minutes ahead of scheduled, she asked if I was the one that called, Yes. Money exchanged, taken to the room. When the masseuse came in, it wasn't the one I was expecting. OK, maybe she's not half bad, let's see. Oops mistake.
Half assed massage, no tease in the slightest. Fine lesson learned. On the way out she asks for a tip. Really? Bait and switch, no tease, wimpy massage and you want a tip? Received the goose egg from me. Live and learn.
[QUOTE=Ronin63;2238996]Called for a specific girl because she gives a good massage and we've built a relationship over the years. The girl answering the phone said she was there and asked for the time. Less than 30 minutes and I would be there depending on traffic.
Showed up 10 minutes ahead of scheduled, she asked if I was the one that called, Yes. Money exchanged, taken to the room. When the masseuse came in, it wasn't the one I was expecting. OK, maybe she's not half bad, let's see. Oops mistake.
Half assed massage, no tease in the slightest. Fine lesson learned. On the way out she asks for a tip. Really? Bait and switch, no tease, wimpy massage and you want a tip? Received the goose egg from me. Live and learn.[/QUOTE]Ya. I've quit the one north of 1st St in Ank. Used to be pretty relaxed. All tight and formal now. Doors are always open. Table shower door is always ajar. Full towel. Tucked for modesty. I guess. Oh well.
Maple on S Ank Blvd appears to be under new management / ownership.
Had a fun couple times at the new AMP on Grand. Been there a total of 3 times and seen two different girls. They do not tend to stay long but HJ's are given without asking and the last girl I saw was open to extras. Cathy was the latest, very cute petite with nice "C" cups. She loves to have them sucked on. She is also very hairy just the way I like. Just ask what it cost for more fun and they pretend to not understand. Say 80 and she is all over a BBBJ. The one before was not as cute but man did she have the magic stroke, I never lasted 5 minutes and was done. The place is behind a Mexican restaurant and cannot be seen from Grand, and the owner is not much to look at as she does massages as well. I sure with the right change in your pocket you could score for sure. Looking forward to Cathy tomorrow.
Standard tease. A little nice ass-play. Nothing mind blowing.
Quite willing to not go back.
$65/ hr.
Called today. No Cathy working.
[QUOTE=DrewBoy;2251697]Had a fun couple times at the new AMP on Grand. Been there a total of 3 times and seen two different girls. They do not tend to stay long but HJ's are given without asking and the last girl I saw was open to extras. Cathy was the latest, very cute petite with nice "C" cups. She loves to have them sucked on. She is also very hairy just the way I like. Just ask what it cost for more fun and they pretend to not understand. Say 80 and she is all over a BBBJ. The one before was not as cute but man did she have the magic stroke, I never lasted 5 minutes and was done. The place is behind a Mexican restaurant and cannot be seen from Grand, and the owner is not much to look at as she does massages as well. I sure with the right change in your pocket you could score for sure. Looking forward to Cathy tomorrow.[/QUOTE]
Took a major hit for you guys. I should set up a fund for micro-payments to ease my distress!
To begin with, the parking is shit. The only door is in the front, and there is no parking there, so you need to walk around, and on grand there are always people driving by.
It's humid in there. They offer table shower + sauna. Ventilation isn't the best, so it feels muggy.
They were pretty busy, two tables going, and many interruptions as people entered the place.
Then there was the Chinese yelling match between the girls. Sound carries pretty damn good because the walls don't go to the ceiling. Guy next to meet talked softly, and I heard him as though he was whispering sweet-nothing to my ears.
No tease. Maybe some unintentional, but nothing repeated.
The lady I had: deedah (phonetic) the other lady had a pretty nice set of tits, but she's worked at other places before and I know she doesn't do anything, as I could hear her finish the massage of one guy as I waited, and then other 30 min guy as I was having my hour. Seriously, you can easily hear the other person moving around.
Semi-okay massage, nothing as good as what I've had at the asia massage on 86th / meredith, or king (massage off of university east of 86th.
$60/ hr.
Will not repeat.
Go ahead and donate me an hour at asia massage on 86th to ease my pain. .
Says her name is Annamaria has a CL posting [URL]http://desmoines.craigslist.org/dmg/4770527658.html[/URL] Anyone ever dealt with her. Sounds legit, but figured asking you guys wouldn't hurt.
Stopped by about a week ago based on the glowing review. Attractive 30 something took me to the room and started a good massage. Drapery quickly went by the wayside and I thought finally Des Moines was back on the map. That's when it all went south. She kept stopping to answer the phone, had to deal with a utility repairman, and scheduled an appointment for some guy and his wife. All in the 1st 1/2 hour. Left the door open with me undraped for all the world to see. On the flip all sense of teasing stopped. Total legit from there on out. Maybe it's just me. As always YMMV, but I'm not taking a second chance. Unfortunately, I believe there's nothing great to be had in this town.
Total legit. Bad teasing, like barely anything. The massage was okay, but not great.
I wanted to kill myself. Very rough massage. Knuckles were used as scraping devices. Elbows as well. No tease. I think the possibility of future teasing may be there in the future as the ass massage was okay, but I'll never go back.
This place is the same as "Greenwood on merle hay".
Greenwood on merle hay closed a couple weeks ago, moved to this place.
Tease, no chaser. Not worth your time.
Used to be at least a decent massage. Not so much anymore. Mostly that acupressure thing. Not worth a visit.
You do get a bottle of water at the end. But not chilled.
Asian massage places are popping up all over. You would almost expect one to be quality. Been to quite a few and nothing. Beginning to wonder how they stay in business. Not the same as other cities. Is there a better place to get info on places. I'm is anyone has had any luck.
I've seen the ad on CL for this place, is this a place that just changed its name, or is it a new one? I noticed in an earlier post that there is one on 86 and Meredith, with a different name. Is this the one and the same?
This place has been there for about two years now. It's usually "Lily Massage", but I've seen it listed as "Asian Massage". That's what their sign shows anyway.
Legit place. Reasonable massage if you get the right person.
[QUOTE=Hootersman1;2348538]I've seen the ad on CL for this place, is this a place that just changed its name, or is it a new one? I noticed in an earlier post that there is one on 86 and Meredith, with a different name. Is this the one and the same?[/QUOTE]
TOFTT.
Fairly attractive asian, decent massage, light tease. DIY and strictly no touch on shower. Interrupted 3 times with other patrons and phone. Shorted on time, paid for an hour received 40 minutes at best.
Will not repeat.
I noticed a new one on BP that is new in Des Moines called HAHA Massage spa on 5705 Urbandale Ave. Has anyone tried this one yet? I will be visiting DM in a few weeks, so I would like to know if it is worth going to.
Anyone been to this new office? Can't really tell if they are associated with any other providers in the area.
Anyone want to TOFTT?
[QUOTE=Hootersman1;2451735]I noticed a new one on BP that is new in Des Moines called HAHA Massage spa on 5705 Urbandale Ave. Has anyone tried this one yet? I will be visiting DM in a few weeks, so I would like to know if it is worth going to.[/QUOTE]Stopped by to take a look. Older asian. Mama-san? Asian guy was moving a mattress in, suspect they live there as well. Chairs for foot massage in a corner, not a good sign. So I backed out.
[QUOTE=Ronin63;2474253]Stopped by to take a look. Older asian. Mama-san? Asian guy was moving a mattress in, suspect they live there as well. Chairs for foot massage in a corner, not a good sign. So I backed out.[/QUOTE]If it's same as Haha in Omaha, it translates to: haha, its a joke not haha as in leave happy. Don't waste your money.
Thanks ronin and rubmeright for the heads up for this place, I will have to try the BP ads I read since I have been here in DM for a week with no good luck. It sure sounds like its hit and more miss, than anything else here.
[QUOTE=Rubmeright;2509480]If it's same as Haha in Omaha, it translates to: haha, its a joke not haha as in leave happy. Don't waste your money.[/QUOTE]
Well, I read only about how pathetic the Des Moines massage parlors are. Could someone still make a list of top few massage parlors which are better than the rest. Some people still have to be happy with what this place has. So any suggestion?
[QUOTE=Hootersman1;2524166]Thanks ronin and rubmeright for the heads up for this place, I will have to try the BP ads I read since I have been here in DM for a week with no good luck. It sure sounds like its hit and more miss, than anything else here.[/QUOTE]
Brand new AMP popped up 4921 Douglas. Anyone go yet? I'm thinking about hitting it up this weekend. Or I might go to that spot on east 15th and grand. I've heard mixed reviews from the grand one. Anyone in particular I should ask for when visiting?
Any help is MUCH appreciated.
Hey I just found out about this site and am going to my first AMP this weekend. Looks like my best bet for action is the parlor on east grand and 15th. Anyone have any advice or know who to ask for there?
Any help is greatly appreciated.
[QUOTE=LuisTeeth;2576661]Hey I just found out about this site and am going to my first AMP this weekend. Looks like my best bet for action is the parlor on east grand and 15th. Anyone have any advice or know who to ask for there?
Any help is greatly appreciated.[/QUOTE]Good luck buddy. Des Moines is a terrible place to be a hobbyist.
[QUOTE=BangkokBob;2660633]Good luck buddy. Des Moines is a terrible place to be a hobbyist.[/QUOTE]Is Des Moines completely dead? I moved away from Iowa recently, but still travel back to see family. I used to frequent a few AMPs in the area. One on Fleur, Merle Hay area, and one up in Ankeny. Great luck at all 3. Have all the good ones been shut down? Going back to Iowa next month and would love to find a decent tug.
[QUOTE=WarEagle78;2746377]Is Des Moines completely dead?[/QUOTE]Well even if it is, at least I got a decent novelty account name out of it!. More than anything here I have to say I'm flabbergasted (in the good sense though, for once) to actually see others surviving in this notorious hobbyist's wasteland. I'm not a large patron of the art here, but honestly thinking back: There may have been ONE out of a DOZEN random encounters that wasn't objectively awful (and most, in_more_ways than one).
I believe a friend of mine visiting here from a bigger city, did one of these AMP. I remember him saying the actual masseuse he had looked and acted like the front_desk_lady SHOULD have (whom he told me get specifically hired to DRIVE OFF posers and looki-loos, and legit physical therapy patients (etc.) with their nasty, f-the-customer, assholey * attitude and appearance! LOL! That like like a year+ ago though by now, so maybe times've changed?? I ask because I'm afraid those backpage ads are slowly wearing me down over time, and sooner or later I might have to give in and pray for the best!
I few more negative trip reports would probably help me out in that respect as well. And I really want to know if the big AMP push around town as of late, with all the different locations, and the ads full of girls who could double as the next generation of Real Dolls, is just the exact same bullshit in new packaging, or possibly Des Moines could be getting something NON-awful in this domain for once ever?.
No I'm sure not, hehe. But to any and all of the DSM peeps from earlier in the thread, please keep this going, and espacially if there are actual_good_things to say, instead of this crap. I can't help but think there has to be at least a couple diamonds in the rough around this location!.
Please pm me with any suggestions. I am from ohio and looking for a place without having to visit many other issues.
Thanks.
JFK.
[QUOTE=JasonDunlop;2318242]Asian massage places are popping up all over. You would almost expect one to be quality. Been to quite a few and nothing. Beginning to wonder how they stay in business. Not the same as other cities. Is there a better place to get info on places. I'm is anyone has had any luck.[/QUOTE]Driving through your town, it's like most other places. Unless you have a special place that knows you and your needs, you are just sol.
I stopped at a place for a real massage with a sore back & ass from driving for hours. I had never heard of Ankeny IA, found in Craigslist a Healthy place on NE Delaware Ave, just north of East First street. A very good hour long massage. After flip, kept me covered and still professional. My lower back and butt felt great. Gave her $20 tip off the stack of twentys I carry for my AMP ladies. She smiled and gave me an ice cold bottle of water. When going through here, I will stop again. Very nice lady. Ready to get back on road. Times like this you don't want a medicore massage. If you need more, looks like we are looking in wrong place. I don't care much for HJ as I can do that at home myself and save $50. Just a good massage when you need one. Sorry, no big discoveries of hot babes. Nice clean place. Be safe.
[QUOTE=PussyPumpMan;3441830]Driving through your town, it's like most other places. Unless you have a special place that knows you and your needs, you are just sol.
I stopped at a place for a real massage with a sore back & ass from driving for hours. I had never heard of Ankeny IA, found in Craigslist a Healthy place on NE Delaware Ave, just north of East First street. A very good hour long massage. After flip, kept me covered and still professional. My lower back and butt felt great. Gave her $20 tip off the stack of twentys I carry for my AMP ladies. She smiled and gave me an ice cold bottle of water. When going through here, I will stop again. Very nice lady. Ready to get back on road. Times like this you don't want a medicore massage. If you need more, looks like we are looking in wrong place. I don't care much for HJ as I can do that at home myself and save $50. Just a good massage when you need one. Sorry, no big discoveries of hot babes. Nice clean place. Be safe.[/QUOTE]Ha, Des Moines isn't dead after all. Stopped in a place, met Mandy, what a fun sweetheart. Never had such a fun time with a gal. Fun and sweet Mandy was great but I actually preferred Naughty Mandy better.
If you go to a place and get a gal named Mandy, treat her right and she will do the same. You will be glad you did. I will see her on my return trip home. Can't wait.
Will be traveling on business. Stops are Dubuque (maybe) for sure Davenport, Cedar Rapids, Iowa City, Des Moines. If ya got any info I would appreciate it. I hate the trial and error, you ever come up north I will reciprocate. PM only please.
[QUOTE=LastsLonger;3472143]Will be traveling on business. Stops are Dubuque (maybe) for sure Davenport, Cedar Rapids, Iowa City, Des Moines. If ya got any info I would appreciate it. I hate the trial and error, you ever come up north I will reciprocate. PM only please.[/QUOTE]Or not! Come on gents, lets get a little more active. Unless, rmaps for awhile, most hodden, I like the free exchange of info. 😜.