Strip Club Reports

Thanks, Tree, I'll try that if the situation demands.

I'm a definite breast man--anyone have any tips on the biggest tits in Tucson's clubs? And, since they're not always the same, biggest and friendliest in terms of private dance quality?

[QUOTE=TheTree]you can get cash back from the bar/waitress

i think it is $5 for any transaction amount on a credit or debit card. same rates for curves and raiders. most i pulled was $400 one time and still same $5 charge.

if the atm machine is broke can always try that[/QUOTE]

man, been a little too long! flying was a major pain in the arse after the whole UK thing. luckily, my Tucson dancer friend relieves any stress waiting in line for a security check and a long flight can induce. hell, she cooks (very well, by the way) and even picks me up at the airport. cripe, i must be tired, i didn't even mention the sex, did i? lol. hope to get out (with and/or without her) and as i do, i'll try to jot down some notes and post here. man, is it good to be back in the ol' Pueblo!

BP

Normally I don't like to patronize the clubs on a Friday (see my previous post about this), but I stopped at the Candy Store this past Friday afternoon. It confirmed my previous feelings about strip bars on Friday afternoon. While the place wasn't packed, the VIP room was. I had two chances with my fs dancers and none of us wanted to "engage" because of how tight everything was in the VIP. I did, however, observe all around me the hj and bj action. Lots of new faces at the club expressing themselves in the VIP. I'll have to explore more of them outside of my usual circle of dancers.

Good info, S.H. If I can shake free for an afternoon, I'll give the Candy Store a try.

BP

I found myself without anything to do this afternoon so I wandered over to Raider's Reef. I didn't want to go to my usual club, Candy Store, because too many girls there I already know (carnally), and too many of them want a piece of me. So, I went to the Boat where I've been getting nice fs from a couple of fresh dancers. (Names withheld until I'm finished with them.) However, those of you senior members know that I've mentioned Joy at the Boat in my PMs. ("Another possibility for you to pursue at the Boat is Joy. She’s younger, dumber, and more flexible. I’ve been trying to get her to do the dirty deed and I’m happy to say that she’s almost there.") Today she got really turned on and came soooooo close to putting me in. For a few seconds, I thought I was there, but, alas, not quite. I'm still working on her and looking forward to the day when...(grin). Nevertheless, I had some terrific dances from her--great attitude and nice booty.
Sexhobbyist

[QUOTE=Sexhobbyist]I found myself without anything to do this afternoon so I wandered over to Raider's Reef. I didn't want to go to my usual club, Candy Store, because too many girls there I already know (carnally), and too many of them want a piece of me. So, I went to the Boat where I've been getting nice fs from a couple of fresh dancers. (Names withheld until I'm finished with them.) However, those of you senior members know that I've mentioned Joy at the Boat in my PMs. ("Another possibility for you to pursue at the Boat is Joy. She’s younger, dumber, and more flexible. I’ve been trying to get her to do the dirty deed and I’m happy to say that she’s almost there.") Today she got really turned on and came soooooo close to putting me in. For a few seconds, I thought I was there, but, alas, not quite. I'm still working on her and looking forward to the day when...(grin). Nevertheless, I had some terrific dances from her--great attitude and nice booty.
Sexhobbyist[/QUOTE]
Oh Man! ... You must be a real stud to have this kind of success. Spend most of my time in Phoenix, but will try the clubs next week.

Booty Pirate! Good to see you back. I'll be lookin for you in the clubs. The guy with a parrot on his shoulder and some booty on his lap ... right?
DN

[QUOTE=Dick North]Booty Pirate! Good to see you back. I'll be lookin for you in the clubs. The guy with a parrot on his shoulder and some booty on his lap ... right?
DN[/QUOTE]

Aye, that be right, matey! But don't forget 'bout me eye patch! Arrrgggghhh!

BP

Ever notice that at some clubs the dancers have to do their stage rotation even if they are occupied in the VIP room while at other clubs they are exempt from "stage duty" while they are in the VIP.

It irritates me to have my dancer and me deep into the mood and taking advantage of the moment only to have her leave to do a couple of stage dances. It's definately a mood killer.

Had such a good time earlier in the week, I decided to go back and explore some new talent. I found a brunette cutie named Cicily. Nice fake boobs and a real nice body. She had the right attitude and the right moves. I was contemplating taking her to the Champagne Room when one of my fs regulars caught my eye and gave me the sign that she wanted to play. I couldn't resist and succumbed to her sweet temptation. Yeah, she took advantage of me. (Name withheld until I finish with her...so don't ask.)

Anyway, I want to go back and experience Cicily in the Champagne Room. I think she might be a "keeper."
Sexhobbyist

Found out today that the daytime price for admission to the Champagne Room was reduced from $15 to $10. The price of dances remains the same.

Tried the Boat last nite for the first time.

They had a special of $3 cover due to the high cost of gas.

Staff was friendly and the place was not too busy. I went about 8:00.

The girls were nice; some were stunners. I had plenty of dance offers, but the ones I wanted never came around. I'll go back there; that will change.

I saw several Asian ladies dancing and I began to imagine I was in Bangkok again.

I had an offer from one of the waitstaff, but I never saw her again. I think it would have been nice and nasty.

I decided to leave the Reef and go to my old standby, TD's West.

I had a couple of dances from Erika, then Honey, and finally, Vanessa. Crazy Vanessa. OHMIGODDDD! Vanessa is one babe you should never pass up a dance from. OHMIGODDDD! She knows how to make my peepee swell up real big and puke.

There is a little brunette waitstaff who does dances and I wanted one from her but she only does dances in the VIP room. She has the most marvelous looking ass. I am an ass man and was I ever disappointed. I gotta go back for that one.

Well I've been out of town on business the last couple of weeks and have had withdrawals from being away from the Candy Store. I got back yesterday early evening and headed over to CS at about 9:00 PM. Not as crowded as it usually is on a Saturday night. Saw some new faces and a dancer whose first day was Saturday who has a very nice body and seems that she would be a lot of fun. I will have to try her next time. Brunette, lean, nice legs, wore a long black dress with wide slits on either side. Really just a flap I guess on the front and back. Spoke to her for a bit and she seems very friendly but I was in the middle of a dance with one of my favoritas so the timing wasn't optimum. I find that many of the dancers aren't too happy to return to you from being on stage to continue a dance in progress to find another dancer in your lap. 8^) Anyway, the new one seems worth a try... sorry but her name didn't stick in my head. If I remember or when I see her again I'll re-post.

Had a pretty good time there as I always do but a couple negatives from last night.

1. The girls were on stage too often, especially for a weekend night... too many interruptions breaking the mood during VIP. I agree with a previous post that it would be good if they were excluded from having to go on the stage if in VIP. Maybe I should try giving the girl a tip for the DJ to add her to the bottom of the list and/or skip a rotation.

2. Why do some girls go to work on their periods? doh! I've had a girl bleed all over me during fs not that long ago and last night wasn't as dramatic. But it would have been nice to have a heads up before I'm DATY and suddenly encountering a tampon. Damn those things leave an alkaline taste that sucks all the moisture out of your mouth. I could have done without that... so she tells me after I notice this. The BBBJ made amends though.

Oh well, more withdrawals as I go on another trip for work Mon - Fri this week. I generally prefer the weekdays to the weekends but it looks like it will be a weekend for me again when I return.

[QUOTE=Merlin Magician]
There is a little brunette waitstaff who does dances and I wanted one from her but she only does dances in the VIP room. She has the most marvelous looking ass. I am an ass man and was I ever disappointed. I gotta go back for that one.[/QUOTE]

That little cutie waitress is an excellent dancer with lots of favorable moves. I've had her in the VIP several times over the years. I'll refrain for saying more ;-)

Hey everyone,

There is a dancer that started today (Sunday 8/20) at the Candy Store. Name is Kayla. College student from ASU who plans to be in Tucson 2 or 3 days per week. She has worked in some Phoenix clubs including the CS up there. She is a knock-out. Some of the nicest natural breasts I've seen. Skin is flawless. She is slender, shoulder length brunette hair with blonde highlights, a firm shapely rear, and looks to be half asian.

I saw her pretty much at the end of her shift (about 8: 00 PM) but she had a ride waiting and did not have time for a VIP. She does a good lap dance in the main room. Hands on is not a problem, she is sensual with her mouth around your face and ears, good with her hands all over you, lots of contact with her whole body. Did I mention she is a young college hottie with a perfect figure? 8^) And she seems to enjoy giving the lap dances, always smiling.

She says she plans to be back there on Wed. Unfortunately I will be out of town. But she is not to be missed guys. Someone please let us know how she is in the VIP.

Got tired of spending free work time at the office so I struck out for TD's West.

I went by the Candy Store and I said, "What the hell? All those cars in the parking lot; place mus' be jumpin."

I remembered the report on Kayla so I decided I'd give CS another shot.

VIP room was 10 bucks, so I took a little blonde cutie ( not Kayla) up on the VIP deal and went for it.

Ohhhhyeahhhh.

A new dancer at the CS is from the "clubs" in Nogales, Sonora. I recognize her from there and it was confirmed by another dancer. I saw her in action in the VIP and can attest to her abilities. Senior mongers can PM me for the name. She's definately worth a visit.
Sexhobbyist

[QUOTE=Sexhobbyist]A new dancer at the CS is from the "clubs" in Nogales, Sonora. I recognize her from there and it was confirmed by another dancer. I saw her in action in the VIP and can attest to her abilities. Senior mongers can PM me for the name. She's definately worth a visit.
Sexhobbyist[/QUOTE]

Damn, S.H.! you really are the man! I'll be back in Tucson for business in October, so I may have to make a run to CS. You need to write a book - it'd definitely be a best-seller! hell, i'd buy it! keep 'pluggin' away, matey!

BP

Went back to CS looking for my hot little blondie. She was not there. had a couple of dances from some of the cuties. However most of the girls were just lounging out with sugar daddies. Not much in table dances happening.

One little thing with black hair in a pageboy cut kept me waiting an hour. She never got up off her ass except to dance on stage.

One little brunette came in and started table rounds. I took a dance but she jacked a table dance up to ten bucks. I told her no fuggin way. She went to 8. I still told her no fuggin way. Finally, she went to the standard 5 bucks. Now I'm pissed at getting highjacked. I told her still no fuggin way now for sure. I sent her packing.

I left. Fuck it, Put me out of the mood somewhat. Went home. Kicked my cat.(Not really; the cat kicked my ass. At least she got off her arse and danced in my lap.)

Hey everyone,

I visited Indianapolis on a business trip last week and took a look at one of their strip clubs. If you are interested in how it compares to Tucson check it out:

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=4040[/url]

I went to the CS again last night and there was a little brunette I haven't seen before this week. Very cute. Unfortunately she tries hard to up-sell the prices. Wanted $20 in VIP, then $15. I don't pay more than the base rate although I may tip for excellent service afterwards. Got the $10 per song standard rate but she wasn't too enthusiastic. Too bad because she is quite cute. If she sticks around she will probably come back to reality. I've seen that happen before.

Well on another trip starting today. But this time its to Costa Rica. Oh yeah! Everyone is a Rock Star in Costa Rica. 8^)

MythicBrew

Went to the old standby TD's West last nite. Very very slow there. More waitstaff than dancers. The regs I usually let into my lap were not there. One waitstaff, a tall blonde with kind a frizzy hair and a dynamite body, still tells me she don't do dances. Oh well...

So I boogied to Curves. Haven't been there in a while. I guess you can see where this is going. I had my first dance from my favorite waitress. A little strawberry blonde Irish gal named Shannon. Nice, nice if not perfect, natural bod. My other dances were with waitstaff too. I think two of them are named Amber. Dynamite, tall blondes with absolutely perfect bottom ends.

For some reason, (anywhere) the waitstaff girls seem to be more friendly than the strippers. I didn't have a stripper in my lap all nite.

I bought a one month pass for 8 bucks. I know where I'll be saving my door fee this month.

In sum, I have to say all of the clubs have great waitstaff. Also, I now know the waitresses are usually dynamite dancers themselves.

I know a bouncer at the CS and he talks about a ghost in the club. Anyone heard about this?

The story goes that he was a regular and died and now sits in front of the stage at night, turning lights on and off and rattling doors. The way he told me some of the stories sent chills up my spine.

How about it..anyone had an experience with this ghost?

Just got back from Tens on Speedway, they had the headliner up there..I wasnt impressed with her or her performance...what is it with bolt-ons? :) For some guys I guess that is ok, but not my cup of tea.

This was my first trip to Tens, and I was impressed with what little I saw of the club. At least the girls that is. Coming from California, in the San Francisco area, I am used to seeing bolt-ons all around, that is one of the reasons I havent been too interested in the clubs here, but seeing as how the girls were au natural was perfect for me.

I had 2 table dances from 2 different girls, the first one was a hispanic chick (Man, both of them told me their names, but I am BAD at names) who worked me over pretty good. I like these strip clubs here better than California, lots of body contact. You dont get that in California, its strictly hands off, unless you go to Mitchell Brothers in San Francisco.

The 2nd girl approached me right after the headliner was done (did I mention I wasn't impressed with her performance?) The DJ announced a 3 for 2 dance and she asked if I wanted it. She was a cutey, long hair, glasses, tongue piercing, skinny and looked like a stoner chick, really cute, just my type. So she went to work and OH baby was that a good time. I know I am not supposed to get explicit here, but she hit some good spots :)

Anyway, that is my report, I left ... uh limped out ... right after that. I think I am going to return. I need to check for tips in this thread and if you have anything you can add, either by responding publicly or privately, I would appreciate it, such as how much is the VIP etc.

Thanks guys!

Ok I have not posted in a while. I was in a relationshit and thought I'd just visit and stay up to date, just in case. Anyway I went in to cS since i am newly single and tried the little blond Kayla. Not the freakiest but definitely not shy! We had a great handshake ;) and I left a little lighter. Saw a a brunette doing things that frankly made me jealous, but Kayla was a cutie.

Anybody seen her lately. Also If anyone has ever had an experience with her can you either pm me or tell the story. I used to really enjoy her dances but i never got any further than that.

I had an inspiring (!!!) session with Selena in the VIP. Service and prices available via PM from senior members. I also found a couple "diamonds-in-the-rough" from some table dances I got. I can recommend Presley (as in Elvis) and Angel. I didn't take either to the VIP, but from their attitude I could tell they were worthy of VIP treatment. Angel is a cute little package (spinner!) that seems to be a sweetie.
As always, ymmv.
Sexhobbyist

[QUOTE=MyThicBrew]Hey everyone,

I visited Indianapolis on a business trip last week and took a look at one of their strip clubs. If you are interested in how it compares to Tucson check it out:

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=4040[/url]

I went to the CS again last night and there was a little brunette I haven't seen before this week. Very cute. Unfortunately she tries hard to up-sell the prices. Wanted $20 in VIP, then $15. I don't pay more than the base rate although I may tip for excellent service afterwards. Got the $10 per song standard rate but she wasn't too enthusiastic. Too bad because she is quite cute. If she sticks around she will probably come back to reality. I've seen that happen before.

Well on another trip starting today. But this time its to Costa Rica. Oh yeah! Everyone is a Rock Star in Costa Rica. 8^)

MythicBrew[/QUOTE]Dude, that's an awesome trip report. Will be going to Indianapolis soon, so your report is very timely. Will check out the club scene there.

You'll have to tell us about Costa Rica. I've heard that wonderful mongering opportunities abound there.

Member #3235- I'm goin back a few years, just wondering if this is who you might mean.
Ed...

[QUOTE=Ed...]Member #3235- I'm goin back a few years, just wondering if this is who you might mean.

Ed[/QUOTE]That's the one ED. She was back in town a year or so ago! lil asian mix. Any info would be awesome!

[QUOTE=Sexhobbyist]I had an inspiring (!!!) session with Selena in the VIP. Service and prices available via PM from senior members. [/QUOTE]

When I say, "Service and prices available via PM from senior members" I mean it. I mean this respectfully...I only give out details to senior members because it has happened in the past (several times) that info has been provided via PM that resulted in police busts at various clubs in town. By limiting the details to senior members, it reduces (but not totally eliminates) the possiblity of you being a cop and turning the info into bad news for the dancer or club.

I suggest you take my original posting, read it as only a monger can, and go see for yourself and make your own report. You won't be disappointed.

Details withheld to protect the not-so-innocent.
Sexhobbyist

Went to Tens on Speedway again last night. Got there around 7 and had to pay 8 dollar cover but they gave me a card....I assume its so I dont have to pay cover any more. Sat down and felt like I was invisible, waitress passed me 4 times (Chick in a short white skirt) before I got pissed off and got up for my own beer. Dancers were avoiding me too, which is ok since there was one that I was looking for.

After about 15 mins this tall drink of water with nice a cups comes over and bends down and asks me how I am doing..Fine I reply not wanting to have her hovering. Told her I just got there and wanted to relax for a few, she shook my hand introduced herself as Seductive (I think that was her name, again I am REALLY bad with names) then said she would be back later.

She no more than left than the dancer I came to see was on stage, the same one I got a table dance from last time, wearing the same black satin gown and glasses......God she gets me going hehe. She danced and was on the pole doing a REALLY good job, this girl has some strength!

After her 2 sets were over I waited for her to come around for dances but she retreated to the corner of the bar and started playing video games...alas, it was not to be this night for her and I (Too bad, I had a wallet full of cash and was ready for the VIP) So my tall girl comes over, cops a squat and strikes up a conversation, I look around and there are only 2 or 3 guys in the club vs 10 dancers sO I say what the hell. We got into a conversation about the alleged ghost that I brought up here a few days ago and she hadnt heard of it, I told her the stories and watched the goose pimples raise on her skin, we talked and I found she was really intelligent (As most of these girls are..surprisingly the stereotype of dumb stripper doesnt apply in most clubs) After about 20 mins the DJ announces a 2 for 10 buck table dance special and she asks if I want it, I look around and my lil stoner chick is still in the corner glued to the video machine so I tell yeah..why not.

The first thing I noticed when this chick came down in front of me to eye level were her eyes...I have this thing for eyes..call me wierd. Anyway, I just stared at them and she giggled then told me to stop looking into her like that. There was the usual dancing but every time I got the chance, I got to her eyes and she would just stop. Anyway...I wasnt too impressed with the dance, she kept moving my hands off the arms of the chair as she slid off so that I couldnt touch her skin..after the 2nd dance was almost up she asked if I wanted to go to her "office" and I politely declined indicating it was time to go, at this time I was feeling a ROB vibe. I gave her the 10 plus 5 tip to go away and she did. Looking around again I saw my stoner girl still at the machine so I left.

You know...I am a veteran poster over at [url]http://www.sfredbook.com[/url] .. I know the challenge of becoming a senior poster, hope I dont disappoint you guys and if you can give me any pointers on my trip reports, I appreciate all critiques, PM or public.

First off valid points you make in your last post Hobbyist. A shame there isnt some place we can put our info with out worry of LEO looking in.

Just wanted to put a few bulletins oout there as well regarding club action. I made the rounds last weekend to various clubs in town and had myself a pretty memorable time

To name a coupple here we go...and as always ymmv.

Candy Store: I suggest Dianna, havent seen her before, but dont know if new a shift change.

At Tds west: I reccomend Veronique ar Misty.

To try and and make it an accross the board program Im with the Hobbyist. Seniors members PM if you need details.

Desert Dog

Member #3235,

No way the same chick! My Georgette is Asian, Hispanic, hot. Must be over 40, has a kid at least that must be 20, from Ohio?

If by chance she's the same one, she was pretty good at the game in the past. Tease, squeeze the wallet, teeze, squeeze the wallet, teeze, squeeze the wallet. I have a buddy that went nearly backrupt gettin played.

As par for the course now, she's seeing the sunset in the rearview mirror and will do more for less. A few more years and we'll all be taggin her on MM lol.

Years of stories on this one!

BTW it "Ed..." not ED! I've never even met Bob Dole!

Ed..

Has anyone seen her at TD's East recently or has it been a while? There are others there who sound similar to the description below, but not by that name.

Tried CS looking for Isis. No Isis, but cute little Angel was there. She used to be at TD's West. My first ever table dancer in Arizona. Absolutely perfect ass and legs. It was a really good event...

Had a day off so visited the boat first no body asked if I wanted a dance i must look broke lol. Waitresses appeared to be getting more dances than any one else.
Went to ole faithful CS and saw Angelica, she was good but VIP room was soooo busy anyhow got some nice stress relief but felt like i was on stage several guys in there just sitting and watching.

Hi Everyone,

I'm back in town from my trip to Costa Rica... went by the CS on Sat night. Had an excellent time. The talent was very good that night, and while busy, wasn't overly crowded like it can get on Friday nights.

A heads up though... from a couple of sources, I heard that undercover LE was in the club a few times the past week.

MythicBrew

Hi guys,

Here is a little anecdote that I thought some of you would find amusing. 8^) I love strippers but I've never been able to make sense of their thought process and actions. I'm sure most of you feel the same way... why even try... just relax, enjoy the spectacle and hope their train wreck isn't too bad! And help with the nicer ones where possible without getting stupid by thinking just with the little head and opening the wallet...

So, I got back from my business trip the other night and decided to spend an evening with one of my regs. Well a lot had changed for one of my favoritas in the week I was gone... she decides that she needs to buy a brand new car because her current car, which was only about 3 or 4 years old, is "unreliable." It is the first time she's had any kind of car issue and it didn't sound like a major problem but she is too impatient to be without it for even a few days. Nevermind that she could rent one and take the time to make good decions and save a lot of money in the long run.

So, she calls an apparently shady mechanic who goes to her place and gets a hundred dollars from her... then he calls back, says the initial fee was to diagnose the problem and that he needs about $1000 more to replace her car computer! LOL! Well at least she didn't take that sucker bait, but in typical stripper fashion the decision she makes was impulsive: she trades in her SUV that she is way up-side down on (about $5,000) and gets a brand new mid-size car over invoice with an interest rate of almost 20% over 6 years. Ouch! So bottom line is she got a loan for almost $24,000 out the door for maybe a $16,000 car which she will pay over $40,000 for over 6 years. The car is a manual transmission which she doesn't really know how to operate! The salesman talked her into it because "she could learn a new skill and it would be fun to drive!" I'm just dying hearing her tell me all this. And she asks me if it was a good deal!!! Then I almost lost it again watching her try to drive the car as we leave the club. Oh my... I do feel sorry for her but I'm LMAO.

Get this, a day after she's been suckered and bought this over-priced new car for loan-shark terms, a few of the sales guys from the dealership go into the club to get dances from her too! Oh they got her every which way!

I won't co-sign or put out a cash loan -- I pay for play...and pay as I go.. only! :D -- but I could have easily helped her negotiate with either a reputable mechanic (the best option) or for good terms on a replacement if that's what she really wanted. But no, she couldn't wait just a few days for me to get back in town. Most of these girls just don't understand anything other than instant gratification and impulse buying. Oh well, I guess she will be working a lot to afford her new $550+ car payment. LOL!

MythicBrew

Hey netveg1,

Glad you liked the report! I travel quite a bit and have found the strip clubs in Tucson to be the best value and having one of the most comfortable atmospheres to hang out in than what else I've seen across the US. As I travel and get opportunity to sample other clubs I will post and also let the Tucson community know the points of comparison.

As to Costa Rica. Well that is a whole 'nother league. A big step up IMO for mongering. It is well worth the trip and reasonably close distance-wise and fairly value priced. With Costa Rica we are talking about one of the best mongering spots (top 5 probably with the others being Thailand, Brasil, Phillipines, and I've heard very good things about Montreal).

Anyone is welcome to PM me for more specific details if you plan to go to Costa Rica as I have made 3 trips in the last 5 months and have current info.

Ok this is a bit long but will try to post as concisely as possible on the good of Costa Rica and what to be wary of in comparison to our Tucson strip club scene:

The strip clubs in CR vary significantly in quality from the high priced / low value clubs that cater to naive tourists and have all of the scams and unattractive gringo bad habits found in the over-priced US strip clubs (such as hitting you up for $200 bottles of Champange and charging for jacuzzi extras if another girl decides to join you even if not asked, extra drink charges, way too much silicone, etc. , etc.) to the mid-priced monger friendly clubs that have flat rate girl + room charges for about $75 total for 1 hour FS, to the local Tico joints where you can get FS for less than $30 if you are willing to brave the sticky back rooms! Some diamonds in the rough can be found at these local strip clubs and I've seen some real beauties new to the business taken out of those clubs for $25 to $30 for a night. So it can be worth going. The Massage Parlours can be very good as well in San Jose CR. Prices vary but you can get good quality girls for $40 or less per hour: massage, steam-room, bath before and after if you want; FS, BBBJCIM, etc. Two girls for $80 or less and some of the MPs which cater more to the locals can be had for $12 to $30 for massage + FS. I find though that to some extent you get what you pay for so the mid-priced establishments with a good but monger savvy gringo clientele at about $40 often offer the best in service, facilities, and talent. The MPs are a great way to spend some late morning, early afternoon time!

Some of the San Jose hotels have their own stable of girls. Some of which can be real stunners who don't want to be seen entering the more notorious Hotel Del Rey (HDR) or Key Largo (KL) since they are keeping things on the down-low with family. There are a lot of busses and traffic right near these two places and some worry about being seen entering. So for some chicas, they will tell family that they work at one of these hotels as a maid, tour guide, whatever and hang out during the day waiting for the local establishment's business. So even though it is legal (if they have appropriate documentation on them of a passed regular monthly health screening -- a very good thing! -- and a form of identification such as a passport confirming their age) in CR it is still socially a stigma and because of that you can find some real gems on occassion off the beaten path away from the more infamous places. But be sure to go to a place that screens the girls, keeps their ids while they are "visiting" your room for example, and tracks bad ones which have been reported to rob or do drugs. And they keep the TVs away.

I recommend that you stay away from the street walkers. There is a reason they are not in the hotels. Always keep your eyes open to protect yourself and to also catch the diamonds in the rough though. I found a very beautiful half Italian 19 yr old chica in one of these local hotels during my trip in July. In May I found a 22 yr old -- an absolute beauty, just a tiny spinner -- who lives a couple of hours outside of the city in a small poor village (not just a story I heard from her. I went there) with her Mom and 1 year old. It is a small 1 bedroom with no real flooring (concrete), corrugated tin roof that leaks, no gas or electric stove (they use camping gear and a electric grill), an electrical outlet near the ceiling with a wire running along the ceiling and no hot water. And attached is a small village church that her Mom runs. Of course her Mom and village community has no clue what she does. Unreal! She has been well worth the find and a great repeat. This is not all that uncommon.

In general I usually prefer the P4P action in the evenings of the Blue Marlin bar (HDR) or at the Key Largo, the choices seem endless and they are screened once by the establishment and you have the opportunity to do so again in an interview / negotiation over at one of the numerous bars. The HDR is also a casino so it is well lit (one of the few times this is good, unlike most strip clubs! ) and you can get a pretty good idea of the girl you have an interest in. I also like an occasional diversion over to the better monger friendly and monger savvy mid-priced strip clubs like Pantera Rosa or Kamur. You can see all of the girls (and all of the girl! He he! ) before making your purchasing decisions and have a nice room for about $75 for FS. By way of comparison to our domestic establishments: That's maybe 3 or 4 songs or less to just be teased with an arms-length table dance in most US strip clubs. And less than 6 or 7 songs in the Tucson area for VIP (with the VIP fee) which is actually one of the best values in the US! So the extras really are a lot better in CR. As always YMMV.

However, there can be a hustle in San Jose strip clubs. Need to be wary. A common problem is a drink scam done throughout the San Jose, CR strip club scene that you have to be aware of. The girls get paid a commission on their drinks so they want you to buy them a lot of drinks. Not good. And often sneaking in "doubles" at $15 a drink or drinks you really didn't order. Never run a tab! The cost can add up fast if you are not in control. Best strategy is watch it, don't buy more than one standard drink for a girl, make sure the wait person / bartender knows you will only pay for x number of regular drinks. Then if you are interested in her let her know that you can give her a propina with excellent service which she can keep all to herself without hitting you up for the drink scam. Some clubs are worse than others. Another reason to love our Tucson strip clubs! :)

The etiquette is different in most of the CR strip clubs than what we are used to. The girls don't usually circulate around the room and approach the guys. Although this can happen. Most of the time they sit along the wall or grouped together around the tables. If you want one you either approach or make eye contact, or go to the stage when she is dancing. If they approach you just be wary of the drink scam. Lapdances don't often happen in the main area unlike here. Those are usually done in the side rooms, for just lapdances are pretty close in price to the Tucson prices, and they usually are full nude. I don't see a lot of that going on though. Often the chicas sit withthe guy over a drink or two, maybe in their lap, and then off to the side rooms for the extras. You can negotiate for more than just a nude lapdance with any of the girls for action in the side rooms or get the 1 hour price for everything which is the better value for those clubs that have that available. Be aware that some clubs have a pretty much flat pricing structure while others don't, or if they do some girls may still try to negotiate something different. That can happen anywhere so do your research. And don't take the first price as a given. Make some inquiries of others and check around. Many gringos will go there and throw money around because they are either drunk and/or stupid, weak and letting the thought of p*ssy control them thinking with the little head, or not informed. If you get hit for the $200 price tag, or see someone paying that. Know that you can negotiate much much better or maybe you need to try another establishment. You can get real beauties for a very reasonable amount. Everyone's rating scale is their own so let me put it this way. You can get 18 to 25 yr olds with firm natural breasts, slim, nice butts, who will take care of you, for FS for less than what you'd pay for maybe 30 mins of dances here in the states. Sometimes a lot less. Most clubs will also have a "p*ssy show" where all the girls are brought up to the stage, strip nude, then walk around. You can pull select them from the stage or as they walk by for a $2 nude lap dance. Done a few times per night. And full lesbian shows as well.

As far as a good place to hang out, smoke a cigar, have a few beers, and get some lapdances the clubs here in Tucson measure up very well with those in Costa Rica or Mexico. But the extras available are definately the advantage you get outside of the US. It is not unheard of to have a very fine, 18 to 25 yr old spinner, who performs FS and BBBJ with enthusiasm for a couple of hours or more for less than $100. Sometimes a lot less!

I'm ready to book my next trip. Oh yeah! In the meantime the chicas here in Tucson will get my attention.

MythicBrew

[QUOTE=netveg1]Dude, that's an awesome trip report. Will be going to Indianapolis soon, so your report is very timely. Will check out the club scene there.

You'll have to tell us about Costa Rica. I've heard that wonderful mongering opportunities abound there. [/QUOTE]

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I know I am not supposed to get explicit here, but she hit some good spots :)
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Who says you can't get explicit? We ARE talking about sexual experiences here, no? LOL