Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Dr.Monger]I think I am :)

There is only one club I have to avoid...[/QUOTE]


That certainly makes things easier on the planning end of things. I dont thing I've been pinged anywhere down there, yet...

Let me know if you like China ... she really was a nice gal. Attitude goes a long way ...

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock]I have been on an admittedly most infrequent hunt for an asian dancer on the block. I have to admit that I only get there for the odd pickup or for bachelor parties - but this is exactly the kind of report that is going to get me to visit for a drink this week. Who's up for a night of club hopping?

Benchseats Rock[/QUOTE]

Stopped in a club called Stage Door. It's a $10 or $20 entrance fee, it was so late, they let me in for a 1 drink minimum. (4 ounces of coca-cola for $7!!) It is a small place, was packed full of African-Americans and nothing but black booty all over the place. The lap dances were $20 and they didn't cut the songs short like some other places.

The lap dances are in the back with a bunch of couches in a dark corner. I was amazed at what I saw back there as I was getting my lapper. FS is there to be had, but you'd better be comfortable getting your FS as part of the lap dance with others either watching you or doing the same.

Just make sure to ask for a "date" with your dancer. She'll know what you are talking about, cover you up and go to work. I did not partake, but I was offerred a date for .80. This is high in comparable to SW, but it seems reasonable to me when I think about how sexy these dancers are and how you handle your business immediately.

So I will be going back.

I left there and drove around the Wilkens, Fulton area until I picked up Sonya. About a 2 on the SW scale, but she gets a 8 for attitude and performance. BBBJCIM .. woohooo.. perfect release since I was so excited after my Stagecoach experience.

BigTig

A few weeks ago business brought me back to Baltimore. It's been 10 years since lived here. A block trip was a part of the homecoming experience.

No expectations. That's the mantra.

But any I may have had were exceeded!

It was a Monday night, got there around 11PM.

Parked in the garage.

The block has changed little.

First step, a loop around peeking into each and every little club. I saw a few lookers in The Harem, The Circus and Chez Joey. Most places were slow and I only got "grabbed" in a few.

One place (The Mouse Trap?) on a side street a tired face but hot body beckoned me or to the side of the bar, So I sat down next to her. Immediate hand in my pants and tongue in my ear and asking for a drink. But she was too drunk and the face was too old. So I bookmarked her in case of later desperation and moved on.

Norma Jeans was full of big booty sista's. Not what I was looking for that night.

Went back to Chez Joey for the youngest and hottest girl I had seen. A Brunette, barely legal. She was certainly cute, and fun to flirt with, but after a long lasting short drink, I got the feeling that that was going to be about it so got nice kiss and hug and moved on.

Next to The Harem. Bought another beer and nursed it for about 10 minutes, no pressure, a few $ tips.

Until Sunshine showed up. Sneaked up behind me and gave me a big hug. I turn around and she hops onto my lap and gives me a big kiss. I catch my breath to see a pretty cute 30 something blond with freckles, nice soft body, mid sized naturals straddling my lap and smiling.

We go to the side, I buy a small drink, which brings me about 15 minutes of chat, kissing, nipple play and teasing. How could I resist a large drink, and a move to the very back?

Mutual wet groping of numerous body parts of both ensued for an extended period.

Felt like I was back in high school going for it in the back room at some adolescent party. (except it took me far longer to pop than it would have then)

A true GFE.

The only downer was her disappointment at the amount of my tip ( I was tapped, emptied my wallet for her, would have given her more if i had it, she was worth it.)

If I ever make it back, I will search for Sunshine.

If that's the same Sunshine who used to work around the corner at the Jewel Box, you had yourself a real treat. She's top shelf-literally. Her picture is on the the top shelf of the Jewel Box entranceway if it's the same girl.
Picked her up one Sun night after a Ravens game in the Midway after her shift. Sweet girl, smart and a real trooper. A jockey but you wouldn't know it. Spent a couple of hours, multiple pops in about every position imaginable. Had myself a good case of whiskey dick, but she worked it like a pro to keep me in the game. Gave her 4 jacks, tipped her another two, and worth every dime. Went back to find her a couple of times, but she left shortly afterward. If she's back, that's great news.
Be careful though. I found out later rumor has it she's positive for Hep C. Unconfirmed, and don't know if was just a couple of jealous blockettes talking. Stay wrapped.

Since none of us want to catch an STD we should always practice safe sexx while Mongering. However, to set the record straight on HEP-C. HEP-C is not a STD. Its a Liver Virus and virtually impossible to catch HEP-C from any type of sex unless again its blood to blood contact. Most HEP-C is transmitted through needle sharing, blood transfusions and the like. I was in a relationship with a lady for over 5 years. She was recently diagnosed with HEP-C. Indications are she has had it for 20 years. We had sexx several times a month. Oral, French, Greek and you name it, we did it. I have been checked and I am negative. She also notified a few of her former lovers and husband and they were tested and are all also negative. But as always, be safe and happy hunting.

Casa

[QUOTE=Casadelamor]HEP-C is not a STD. Its a Liver Virus and virtually impossible to catch HEP-C from any type of sex unless again its blood to blood contact. Most HEP-C is transmitted through needle sharing, blood transfusions and the like.
Casa[/QUOTE]

Casa:

By your definition, HIV/AIDS is also not an STD. The fact is, HepC can be transmitted via sexual activites and is one more reason to keep it wrapped. It's transmission is similar to that of HIV in that blood needs to be transferred from one party to the other, which can occur during sex via any type of open cut, scrape, etc.

That being said, HIV and HepC is much more difficult to contract than some others such as HPV, Herp, Chlamydia, etc.

On another note, Sunshine is a very sweet girl with a very big drug problem.

incog

This is my first report and a follow-up on a previous report by Big Trigger.

Club is located on Commerce Street at the East end of the Block. Unlike most block clubs they charge $10 admission but I have had it waived. This is a long narrow bar with a pool table where you enter, then about a 25 foot bar with the lap dance room at the end. Lap dance room has about 3 couches and is somewhat visible from the bar since there is no door. Furnishings are rather ragged and the stage dancing leaves a lot to be desired as dances are usually just topless.

Visited twice last week and both times all the dancers were black. about 10 on Thursday night and 14 on Saturday night. Drinks are $7 but this is not bad considereing the dancers do not ask you to buy them drinks. You don't have to buy dancers any drinks to get a lap dance and no fee to the bar to go back for a dance.

The dancers come by and ask if you are tipping. If you indicate in the affirmative or tip them a dollar they will start grinding on you at the bar. After a couple dollars they will ask if you want a lap dance. Many of the dancers are big and heavy but they have a few more attactive ones.

When an attractive dancer asked me if I wanted a dance, I said "Tell me about the dances." She indicated they were $20 and that I could touch anyplace. So off we went to the lap dance room which is quite a bit darker than the bar which is well lit. She lived up to her word and gave a good dance. She also indicated a "date" type experience was available.

On the Saturday night visit, my experience was much the same. For $20 lap dance touching was allowed without restrictions. She also indicated extras were available but the lap dance area is not very private and did not partake. For good lap dances and more this club is a great value for the money. Date type experiences were quoted at $80 to $100.

[QUOTE=Incognito]On another note, Sunshine is a very sweet girl with a very big drug problem.[/QUOTE]

I've met more than a few of those. All too common in B-More.

I prefer take out @the Block.



Larry!

[QUOTE=Larry 56]I've met more than a few of those. All too common in B-More.

I prefer take out @the Block.

Larry![/QUOTE]OK, Larry here is your opportunity to spill the beans! I'm coming down from NYC area in one week, and would love to have a little take out with one of the blockettes. I used to party in Baltimore 10 - 15 years ago - and looking to re live that again.

I have RTFF.

Staying at the marriott courtyard @ the innerharbour. Not sure how far I'm away distance wise from the block, but my question is this-

Suggestion on which bar to hit and what time?

I would imagine it be best to hit it 2 hours before sift change. This would give me some time to chat up with the blockette herself. Any info would be greatly appreciated. otherwise I stuck with the bs on craig's list and traveling to BWI for some overpriced action.

Normus Johnson

I think you know what to do. Anybody from the City remembers 8th avenue.


Larry!

[QUOTE=Normus Johnson]
I have RTFF.
[/QUOTE]


Clearly, you have not.

I think he wants a sure thing. *snort*

Me great NY hunter! Me come from BIG city in sky! Me fuck you women! You bring me women! I fuck you women!

Oh, sorry. Bad manners.

[QUOTE=Robux]I think he wants a sure thing. *snort*

Me great NY hunter! Me come from BIG city in sky! Me fuck you women! You bring me women! I fuck you women!

Oh, sorry. Bad manners.[/QUOTE]Hope that you guys had your laugh.

When I read your post Robux, all I could think was that you look like the Caveman in the car insurance commericals. Yes, I did read the forum, but I guess what I was looking for was the post by Horseman ( #43? ). Must have missed it the first time through. Sorry

Will report back, but I didn't want to start from scratch.

Normus Johnson

Mee uze speel checkz too.....

[QUOTE=Robux]
Oh, sorry. Bad manners.[/QUOTE]


My deepest thanks to Bratt for showing me the error of my ways. Robux, it ain't us who have the bad manners here, not at all. Check this out.

[quote=Normus Johnson]
Will be down in the inner harbour this week. Looking to cruise the block of bars and order some take out.

Any suggestion on the best place and time.

Thanks,

Normus Johnson[/quote]

[quote=Benchseats Rock]
Norm,

Out of your 10 posts, 9 of them ask for information. The other one mentions you paid too
much for too little, well, that may actually be unfair of me. It says you paid .80 to a sw
in a bar. Its not fair for me to criticize the amount you spent because you provided NO other
siginificant details.

Read The Fucking Forum before you post, and when you do, try to be more elaborate than
saying "it was money well spent."
[/quote]

[quote=Normus Johnson]
Sorry that I have not had enough posts for your quota. I mostly post to the utopiaguide
in Jersey as that where I can offer the most info.I do enjoys Jackson's work here, he has
done a nice job.

Yes, I could have been more specific in my info request, sorry.

I go to Baltimore maybe every couple of years. I would like to spend some time on Baltimore
Street, and maybe if the stars come into line - a little take out. I travel a alot, and because
I'm not in one area all the time,my experiences are poor and don't always add value. I like the
stripper and club scene ( which usally requires more work on the mongers part - vs. the street
scene).

Sorry that I was not specific. I do RTFF, and have been following boards back to the big dog
before he sold out in the Florida bust.

What's that saying about when you assume?

NormusJohnson[/quote]


What's that saying about when you assume?

Indeed Norm. For once in your life, do us all a favour and answer your own fucking questions. And if you only get down here once a year it's still far, far too often. My only regret is that the Atlantis is closed, I would have sent you there.

Benchseats Rock

[QUOTE=Normus Johnson]
Will report back[/QUOTE]



It would be your first time, not going to hold my breath.

[QUOTE=BigTigger]Stopped in a club called Stage Door....
BigTig[/QUOTE]

The scene at SD was confirmed and the booty was plundered by BP on Friday. BigTig's post was right on.

BP

OK, I don't want to use the name, b/c of everything getting shut down recently. I went to b-more SC, rtff to get some intel and it helped. Stopped into a club on monday night that I read about here. I was slow only about 3 girls and 2 customers, including me. Manager told one of the girls to come over to me and I lucked out. She was not the type I'd normally go for, skinny blond, not much tits and little ass. Looks 6/10. We talked about dances and I chose the 45 min, private dance. Total cast $$$.2 split between bar and girl, not including tip (which she earned). I know, I know, way too much, but damnit I was horny, didn't want an asian and I don't do SW's. Ended up going to a private room and It went down. Altough she didn't have the look I wanted her attitude was the BEST. She only wanted to be sure I was pleased. She was totaly clean and made sure I was too. I came twice for no additional cost and, GFE, DFK, DATY, BLS, 69, BBBJTCWS! Everything was available. Overall GOOD experience, but I gotta save up to go back. YMMV

[QUOTE=wallyw03]She was totaly clean...[/QUOTE]

Are you certain you were on the block? In Baltimore? And if so, how in the world do you define clean?

Now I know why my diet consists entirely of street meat (some might say road kill). Gents who know the block, is that par for a course and/or a meal?

[QUOTE=Robux]Now I know why my diet consists entirely of street meat (some might say road kill). Gents who know the block, is that par for a course and/or a meal?[/QUOTE]


Cheers. I think the amount is spot on, but I have serious questions as to Newbie's definitions of clean and GFE as well. I can't see all of the acronyms listed being offered in the block's version of a private room from the block's version of provider. It sounds like a slight case of embellishment to me, but I'm not going to say either way as I wasn't there and don't know the Newbi who reported. DATY on a blockette? Brave (and rich) Newbi.



Benchseats Rock

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock]I have serious questions as to Newbie's definitions of clean and GFE as well. I can't see all of the acronyms listed being offered in the block's version of a private room from the block's version of provider.[/QUOTE]I'm a fan of the block. If one is discriminting then such as he describes can certainly be found. I mean the clean, GFE. Isn't too hard to get the expanded menu on the block.

I've got the #s of a couple cuties (11s on a SW scale or 7s for non-SW) that do take-out for less. But usually they need to get to know you first. One in particular is absolutely the tightest ever. I simply cannot explain how tight she is, she could cut off the circulation to my pinky, and she can control it well (damn well for a 22 yo). No tits, but pretty and with a great available ass, GFE and no real drug abuse. DATY, and I am pretty choosy about where I chow down. She did have a painkiller problem but has since rehabbed. Gets tipsy easy but not drunk. $$ for a real nice time incall.

There are always proponents of SW or non-SW. SW = more work + more risk + low cost + worse looks, take-out = higher price + less risk + less work + better looks.

$$$.2 total for the bar and the girl is about what they typically request at the more pricey clubs. But that doesn't mean that is what you need to pay, sometimes you can get everything for half the originally requested rate. I prefer carry out over the private dining room, but that takes more time to arrange.

I have no idea how someone would know if a blockette is clean. They don't even know themselves. Any services they offer to you, they are also offering to others. And that doesn't even mention the IV drugs and needle sharing. Can anyone say STD?

Horsetrader

Clean means you finger doesn't smell like rotten old romano cheese after a $20 dance. A douche can do wonders but it doesn't kill HIV. A blockette offered me a BBBJ in mt car tonight for $. She also offered to come home with me for half again that much. I deferred. She's not my type. I like friendly girls. She's a ***** once she gets paid.

Highly recommended!

A couple of benefits to the block. If you go enough so that you get to know a barkeep, they'll take care of you, get to know your likes and dislikes and steer the goods your way. Spend a few dollars, and you'll reap the rewards. Second, it's pretty safe. I have yet to hear of a block customer getting robbed at knifepoint, in the bar at least. If you meet a blockette you like, generally you can make arrangements to meet off-campus, but I always spring for the dining room at least once. Only seems fair to the proprietor. Finally, it's usually only a matter of time before most of these girls hit the street, so you're getting them will pretty low miles, sometimes showroom condition.

It's pricey, but you get what you pay for. If you don't, tell the management, and they might just make it right for you. Discounts can be had off-hours days and during the day Saturday. Even I haven't been down there on a Sunday. It was a great place in the late 80's. Only a shadow of it's former self now, but can still be a lot of fun with the right girls.

I've been there a few times and have never had or even seen anyone getting any action so I don't know how it can be highly recomended.

[QUOTE=Bdls73]I've been there a few times and have never had or even seen anyone getting any action so I don't know how it can be highly recomended.[/QUOTE]
Me either.

I was at Tony's only a 5-6 times.

I hate to say this, because Tony is one hell of a good guy. But, the women at Tony's are generally not as attractive as those on the Block. But, then again, Tony's is a cheaper gig. At least, as I remember it.

I would say that Tony's is more of a corner bar, while the Block is a bit less personable and more profit oriented. Take your pick.

So, that's the good and the bad of it.

[QUOTE=Shadydude]I was at Tony's only a 5-6 times.

I hate to say this, because Tony is one hell of a good guy. But, the women at Tony's are generally not as attractive as those on the Block. But, then again, Tony's is a cheaper gig. At least, as I remember it.

I would say that Tony's is more of a corner bar, while the Block is a bit less personable and more profit oriented. Take your pick.

So, that's the good and the bad of it.[/QUOTE]


[QUOTE=Block Partier]Somehow that was next to a strip club I'd never seen named Tony's. Amazing. Makes the block look like Ceasars fucking palace. All the girls but one were horribly ugly and as marked up as most of the w/w girls. The beer was cheap though. The one that wasn't ugly spent 15 minutes telling me how much she hated her work. At least she didn't charge me for listening.[/QUOTE]

To quote myself.

So what clubs do have the best take out?

I go to the block whenever I am in Baltimore never asked about take out but been to the dining room a few times even had a lot of fun at the bar talking and messing around.

[QUOTE=Junky11]So what clubs do have the best take out?[/QUOTE]

I haven't been to a strip club lately but it has always been the clubs in Baltimore City have the best takeout over the years. YMMV.



Larry!

[QUOTE=Larry 56]I haven't been to a strip club lately but it has always been the clubs in Baltimore City have the best takeout over the years. YMMV.



Larry![/QUOTE]
Hmmm. That might be the club named after a female dog. LOL

[QUOTE=Junky11]So what clubs do have the best take out?[/QUOTE]

The best take out I ever had on the Block was at Club Pollock Johnny's. Had to ask for the works. Havn't been to the Block in awhile is Pollock Jhonny's still there?
Crazy Dick

Pollock Johnny's is long gone there is however a Crazy Johns.

[QUOTE=Bdls73]Pollock Johnny's is long gone there is however a Crazy Johns.[/QUOTE]

Where food poisioning is always available. :D


Larry!

Good Evening - Nice to make your acquaintance.

Was poking around on the net and found this excellent forum. Have spent the past few hours reading the Baltimore section then decided to register. I'm a regular visitor to Baltimore, staying over 2-5 times per month on business.

Needless to say, since I'm here, I've done some poking around the block, and checking on CL, Eros and TER about the local scene. Typical of the professional business traveler, I stay in a midscale brand-name hotel in the inner harbor, and have stayed there enough that the staff knows me by name and puts me on the preferred floors.

The big head generally rules the small one, and this causes perhaps too much timidity and/or circumspection in the hunt. Need for caution as neither work nor family would take kindly to an incident involving LE! Still, the smaller head doesn't seem to be able to stop hearing voices.

I've found the block to be much as described here, although I've not been successful in arranging any take out. Now for a question to the learned ones here - should I arrange take out, (I walk to the block from my hotel) would it be a faux pas to use my standard hotel?

[QUOTE=Pennstiff]Now for a question to the learned ones here - should I arrange take out, (I walk to the block from my hotel) would it be a faux pas to use my standard hotel?[/QUOTE]


I think that success in this game is directly linked to how much distance you keep between the provider and your personal information and objects. It's fine to bring them back to your hotel, it won't shock the hotel staff, not in Baltimore, trust me, they have seen it all. They have heard it all. They may even know the girls. No biggie there unless you're not alone in the hotel from your company, but the real issue is taking a drug addicted thief up to your room and taking the risk that you're going to get cleaned out. Meet them somewhere else and go to a notel. The extra $25-30 is a small price to pay for your security and safety.

Welcome to the board.



Bench