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Well Said Mr. Muff
WELL SAID MR. MUFF.
today, finally had an appointment with my former sat lunch date, she was still very concerned, and wasnt comfortable. guess she needed the donation, more than she was worried. she has a lawyer, and she will get off with probation before verd. oh as for the meeting, eh, ive been with better, ive been with worse.
SF
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Stopped in moonlite today and saw Sasha, she has implants but otherwise about as perfect of a body you will ever see. Also a very cute face. Usual service although i would not classify her as a GFE, but she is friendly. Saw Annie but not too impressed with her looks, anyone know about the third girl there? Not Bebe, she is gone.
I watched a show about sexual addiction on the medical channel, I'm sure many of us can relate. (I know I can) I always say if you are going to have one addiction, it might as well be having sex with beautiful women :)
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[QUOTE=Muff Scout]Once upon a time there was a newbie named Saleing. He showed up one day and posted the following.
... etc, etc
Muff Scout[/QUOTE]While I agree with Muff Scout's assessment of saleing and realone, i wouldn't post how they could "correct" their behavior in the future.
If they are LE, then giving them pointers on how to fit in is not a good thing. And, if they aren't LE, then they obviously lack the social skills to treat the girls in any kind of dignified or respectable manner. Also, someone that is so interested that he repeatedly BEGS for information, while at the same time is unwilling to spend his own time and money to investigate is, to me, a selfish, lazy slob and doesn't deserve any kind of response whatsoever.
Those fuckers got exactly what they deserved. BANNATION!
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[QUOTE=MrMeyers]Stopped in moonlite today and saw Sasha, she has implants but otherwise about as perfect of a body you will ever see. Also a very cute face. Usual service although i would not classify her as a GFE, but she is friendly. Saw Annie but not too impressed with her looks, anyone know about the third girl there? Not Bebe, she is gone.
I watched a show about sexual addiction on the medical channel, I'm sure many of us can relate. (I know I can) I always say if you are going to have one addiction, it might as well be having sex with beautiful women :)[/QUOTE]
It could have been Angel..Yesterday I was told Bebe would be back in 2 weeks....
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Sunday Afternoon
I went back to my usual (Pine Tree) and got the usual. I won't bore you with a detailed report because most of you know the routine.
First, it was a little too busy for just two girls. I had to wait about 15 min. I could hear the monger in the next room negotiating. It was pretty funny. But I couldn't make out the deal over the piped in music. I did hear him ask her age, and that she said 21, and that he said so looked much older. I almost fell off the table laughing.
Two girls. One was hot, the other not. I ended up with the pretty one, but she was a little aloof. Young, skinny, nice rack and long, slightly curly black hair. She almost took care of business in the TS. Very thorough. Very good technique on the massage too, but not as long as I would like. Everything ended very happily and I was on my way. She was definately worth a repeat.
ON the subject that has taken over this board, I have to agree with Muff (and most everyone else that has responded). Realone could have really gotten lit up by asking a stupid questions. Muff showed a lot of restraint to help out. People have been flamed for less. And it probably took me 15-20 minutes when I first joined to get to know the general rules of posting reports. You have to have build up your credability.
Happy Spring,
Butter Dog
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First Post
Everyone has been telling me to Post to get respect from the Oldies so here goes. DaDa. Anyone tried out Already Seen (Get my Drift in French) on Route 40. Black and White providers. 60 to 80 roses for entry and then negotiate in the back. FS is available along with CBJ. Well, this is now out of the way, lol Enjoy.
Casa
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Amp
I to have been dissadppointed with the SW action so I went to my old faithful, Lilly's spa. Usual tip very nice. Ask for a girl named Linda. She is asian, and very friendly.
She seemed to open the menu up for me more than I was used to.
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more fun
I love it when I go weeks without logging in, so much fun shit to read!
I agree with all those who feel the risk of giving LE too much info is real and jeprodizes this forum. Not veryone who jumps right in and asks for info is LE, but why take chances?
I PM'd Lax my first time out. He flamed my ass good, but also taught me the lesson of trying to fit in before making requests of the mebers here.
I have said before, and will say again, this forum is like a club, and as such it's members will protect eachother and the club.
Make the attempt to participate, and you will be rewarded with the trust of the "club" members.
Off the soap box.
Be safe,
HM
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Spent a very pleasant 45 minutes with Suzi. Said she's new. She's very pretty, all natural and a nice personality, though overall uninspired performance. Good TS, but pretty perfunctory massage.
Could I prevail on one of you seniors for PM to school me on tipping at Moonlight? I've always tipped the same as the house fee, and never had any complaints before. Am I mistaken here?
Thanks.
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Enor,
For FS 100 is always the tip, no more and no less. Maybe once in a while an extra 20 if the girl is a true GFE & beautiful, and you want to come back to see her again.
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moonlight
I visited with Sue the other day at moonlight. Ts was excellent with a little massage in there also, massage was not so good Sue is a really cute girl and a bit thicker as I read here before I went. I probably wont see her again since her performance was not so hot. I saw another chick there who was really hot, I am guessing this is cc, but not sure
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Is Cici back at Moonlight? Was there Monday and Sue, Sasha, and Angela were working. I never use their frequent users card, I think girls don't give as good a service if they know you always switch girls anyway.
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Towson Spa
I was going to start this post with I took one for the team, but that really is not true when I think about it. 70 for an hour of very good hard massage is not bad at all. Standard ending no extras offered but massage was so good I didn't bother to ask. Hands roamed a bit during with no reaction either way so YMMV. Not the youngest provider. Kind of skinny but very nice overall attitude wise. I would definately repeat as the massage alone was worth the trip. Back and legs felt great!
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[QUOTE=MrMeyers]Is Cici back at Moonlight? Was there Monday and Sue, Sasha, and Angela were working. I never use their frequent users card, I think girls don't give as good a service if they know you always switch girls anyway.[/QUOTE]No Bebe or Cici (doubt Cici will return). Wonderful session today. The SW shoppers seem to enjoy the thrill of the search. AMPs provide the search for fresh, sweet encounters. Felt like an exhausted shell leaving today--soft kissing, 69, mutual massage, etc.
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I will be staying at BWI Thurs-Sun and am looking for AMP nearby. TS, good massage and happy ending all that's needed. I won't have a car so close by will help since I will have to get a cab. I've looked at the last 4 months of reviews and Yahoo'd the AMP's I could find and none seem to be real close, although the maps make it a little difficult to estimate time to get there. TIA
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AMPs near BWI
Back in the day my favorite AMPs near BWI were:
Lotus Shiatsu, 7840 Washington Blvd # A, Elkridge, 21075
Oriental Spa 6325 M Washington Boulevard, Elkridge, 21075
Each is about a 10-15 minute cab ride from BWI.
I haven't been to either in over a year, but they used to be reliable rub and tugs, with other extras very rarely offered.
de la M.
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[QUOTE=Delamancha]I haven't been to either in over a year, but they used to be reliable rub and tugs, with other extras very rarely offered.
de la M.[/QUOTE]
I'll see if I can't update you on current conditions. Thanks for the info.
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A day at Kyoto
I haven't been to an amp in a while so I decided I need some muscle relaxing. I decide to go to Kyoto in Columbia. I was there back in November and the service was OK but I hated having to fill out that "health information" form that Howard County requires now. I think that the amp may keep these on file since the mamasan didn't ask me to fill out a new one. The forms were on the small table in the room so I know they still do them. Oh well, on to the massage. My masseuse was an older lady (~40). Said her name was Judy but I am pretty sure that wasn't real. Fairly nice body with D-cups but she had that belly roll that they all hide with spandex bottoms and tops. The TS was a bit rushed and she put me in the sauna for way too long. The massage was one of the worse I have had. She mainly just rubbed my back and not much cracking of the joints in the legs and arms. On the flip she did crack my main joint and she did that well. She let my hands roam and play with a bushy kitty but that was about it for extracurruclar activities. Since the massage was poor and I bascially only got the tug without the rub I gave her 1.5 jacks as a tip. She was obviously pissed but I knew I wouldn't be wanting to see her again anyway. I did see another girl named Yan there that was very attractive and younger. Maybe I will call ahead next time and see if she is available.
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Thanks for the report Kitt1, It isn't often we see any reports on HC Amps anymore. I used to be a frequent flyer at these Amps and certainly enjoyed the service at Kyoto more than anybody (LOL).
Now it seems that most of the providers in HC and Kyoto are over 40 as you mentioned and not all that pretty. I have seen Candy at Kyoto and she was pretty good overall, but, certainly the age factor is there. Yan sounds like she may be worth a visit and I might try her in a few weeks-if she is still there. Kidney Stone problems has hit the Drummerboy with a ferocity that required surgery, so my mongering ways has to smolder for a few weeks! backchannel me if you get a chance and let me know how it goes.
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Ebs
Called Erotic Body Sensations (EBS) [near the gentlemens gold club] and the number has been disconnected. I looked in the city paper and there ad is no longer there. Anyone know if they are still open for Business? Went once, NOT the best looking women , but a GOOD time.
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Pinetree Spa
I went here (Eastern Ave) 2 weeks ago, had a very good looking Korean lady, Cindy, from NYC, spoke exc. English, great little body, friendly. Gave moderate tip up front in a small purse, very sensous massage and intense finish. She works weekends. Worth a visit.
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The third girl
[QUOTE=MrMeyers]Stopped in moonlite today and saw Sasha, she has implants but otherwise about as perfect of a body you will ever see. Also a very cute face. Usual service although i would not classify her as a GFE, but she is friendly. Saw Annie but not too impressed with her looks, anyone know about the third girl there? Not Bebe, she is gone.[/QUOTE]Probably Angel. The last time I was there, they had one girl named Angel and one named Angela. I spent time with Angel and decided it was an appropriate name, since she was pretty heavenly. Nice, slender body with C-cup natural tits. Very good attitude and technique, though she doesn't like to kiss.
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Lhs?
[QUOTE=Night Haunter]Visited LHS in baltimore county.[/QUOTE]Although I've been to the Moonlight and some of the Howard County spas, I don't know anything about those in Baltimore County. What and where is LHS?
TIA,
Bill
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[QUOTE=Giant Figure]Does anyone know about Far East Health Center in Catonsville? I mean about the rates and the service.[/QUOTE]I tried it when they first started advertising in the Citypaper. The girl who answered the door was pretty, and I got my hopes up. However, when she led me to a room, the provider was older, overweight and not pretty at all. TS was OK. FS was not offered. HJ was...an HJ. Her massage skills, though were superb. During the warmup, she had kinks in my spine popping and unkinking. She spoke almost no English, and I didn't get her name.
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[QUOTE=Smiling Fox]? 3 posts, in a row,[/QUOTE]
Posting ADD?
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uh oh??
you know it would be ok if the guy was ADD.....he forget about the last post. even OCD... he couldnt stop posting.
but it was that one question about LHS. that really set me to thinking. who and what is LHS. perhaps the fellow knows of a new place that we dont know of. or doesnt ring a bell. perhaps the fellow should tell us where this place is. BUT BY PM..... GOT IT, PM......
do not post publicly..................
thats just in case he is a real monger, and not, not a monger....lol
SF
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[QUOTE=Smiling Fox]? 3 posts, in a row,[/QUOTE]Jeez, you guys are never satisfied. :) You complain if a guy hasn't posted. You complain if a guy hasn't posted any contributory information. You complain! I saw how Muff and others went after that poor newbie who dared to simply post a question, and I wanted to avoid the virtual tar and feathers.
Seriously, I don't get to visit the board very often due to a hectic work schedule, so when I do I have to make it count.
To avoid doing too many posts in a row, I'll also respond to the guy who posted after you and said something like "posting ADD": I did not ask for an address to be posted. "Where" can be answered in a general fashion. For example, "In the Towson area" or "In the Owings Mills area". On the off-chance that it was a witty attempt at humor (suggesting Attention Deficit Disorder), I think I've explained that.
I'll also respond to the post about doing a PM: In the example, I mentioned above (or one close to it in the General section) some newbie sent a PM and was not only roundly criticized but declared to be LE, half-witted, syphilitic, impolite and just an all-around loser. Besides that, it wasn't received too badly.
In addition to ADD and OCD, you could have listed PDB (Pretty Damn Busy).
I suppose that leads this back to "You complain", doesn't it?
In an effort to make nice, let me say that I really appreciate the efforts of you, Smiling Fox, and the others who offer the benefit of their wisdom and experience to the rest of us. Thanks, guys.
Your real monger,
Bill
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dont hold me to it.
i have a great idea,,,,,, why dont you complain some more,
i offered a suggestion.
no one should give you any info bassed on your volumonous amout of posts spread over a long period of time, too.
i really dont care who you are, or how busy you are, but there are some very nice people that could be hurt by the wrong post here. and i would be sad. i already expect the john set up by LE so i have nothing to lose, my lawyer is well notified to expect my call. but just in case you are just a newbie monger, amp fan, just review the past posts, there is a wealth of info inthem. what ever that alphabet is.
oh,,, and i will hold you to that....
SF
p.s. we dont really care if you add ocd pdb vip or any other alphabet, as long as the initials of LE dont appear. and yuo know we all love the alphabet soup of the hobby,,,,,, lol... although we try to aviod csob, or am,,, thats crazy son of abitch and axe murders........
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I was just trying to be funny.
Not to make a point of your post count, but I would never ask for info from anyone with 4 posts, just because LE is a very real issue to be considered.
I'm not saying that you are LE, or that you aren't, but the guy who got flamed that you referred to was and got off pretty easy as far as I can see it.
I hope that smiley in your last post meant you weren't taking things too personally - strictly speaking for myself, I love to complain and am almost never satisfied.
Nothing personal eh?
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Kinda post we need.
Thanks for the heads-up Ebdawgg!! No punt intended-lol. Rook.
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3 post in a row are OK
It looks like Hold was just answering "3" different requests from "3" different mongers with "3" different responses. See the "3" theme? I don't believe it to be wrong as long as he is giving good intel, which he did.
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tripletts,,,
kitt you are right, right and of course right.
it was the question for info that set me curious. and he didnt pm, he posted. and bitched. well sorta. hope he wasnt too busy. so. i wonder if LE is allowed to go into an amp, and get a massage, with a HJ> and be legel. any legel eagles out there?
ebdawgg,,, on top, look out for that blonde. wonder if it was the same blonde that popped up on wash blvd a few months ago.
SF
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[QUOTE=Holdmetoo]Jeez, you guys are never satisfied. :) You complain if a guy hasn't posted. You complain if a guy hasn't posted any contributory information. You complain! I saw how Muff and others went after that poor newbie who dared to simply post a question, and I wanted to avoid the virtual tar and feathers.
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Hold,
To set the record straight, RealOne did not get spanked for asking a question. See my initial response to him. Any reasonable guy could not possibly mistake my response for a spanking. He was spanked for his rebuttals.
He never posted any intel. You have posted some unspecific intel. Credibility is built over time. You have started well but we still have to be careful. If you really are a brother monger, I'm sure you can understand why.
Glad to have you on the board and be safe.
Muff Scout
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[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock]I was just trying to be funny.
Not to make a point of your post count, but I would never ask for info from anyone with 4 posts, just because LE is a very real issue to be considered.
I'm not saying that you are LE, or that you aren't, but the guy who got flamed that you referred to was and got off pretty easy as far as I can see it.
I hope that smiley in your last post meant you weren't taking things too personally - strictly speaking for myself, I love to complain and am almost never satisfied.
Nothing personal eh?[/QUOTE]I understand and share your justifiable paranoia regarding LEO (that's Law Enforcement Oafs or Law Enforcement Ogres, depending on your point of view). I'm not one; I couldn't stand having to spend eight hours a day around cops. :)
And the smiley meant just that. These forums (subject matter doesn't seems to matter) seem to always treat newbies with a degree of roughness. I expected it and tried to respond with the right balance of attitude and respectfulness toward senior members, hence the expression of gratitude to balance the attitude.
No, nothing personal. We're all in this together.
Bill
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[QUOTE=Kitt1]It looks like Hold was just answering "3" different requests from "3" different mongers with "3" different responses. See the "3" theme? I don't believe it to be wrong as long as he is giving good intel, which he did.[/QUOTE]And I'm gonna do it again, today. I've got a few minutes wherein I have to wait for a delivery, so I'll use them productively(?) to answer some posts.
Thanks, Kitt1 for your support.
Bill
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[QUOTE=Smiling Fox]kitt you are right, right and of course right.[/QUOTE]Oh, good! Now, we all agree. ;)
[QUOTE=Smiling Fox] it was the question for info that set me curious. and he didnt pm, he posted. and bitched. well sorta. hope he wasnt too busy. so. i wonder if LE is allowed to go into an amp, and get a massage, with a HJ> and be legel. any legel eagles out there?
SF[/QUOTE]Not a legal eagle - I don't like to associate with lawyers any more than I do with LE - but I have been told by more than one provider at different MPs (both Asian and non-Asian) that LEOs are not allowed to remove their underwear. This is why we are always instructed to "get comfortable".
Example: Once, I forgot to turn off my cell phone and got a call just as I got down to my skivvies. After I completed the call and turned off the phone, the provider walked in, took one look at the underwear, and left saying, "I'll return when you're ready." She was the first one to explain the rule to me.
So, the short answer to your question is "No".
Bill
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[QUOTE=Muff Scout]Hold,
To set the record straight, RealOne did not get spanked for asking a question. See my initial response to him. Any reasonable guy could not possibly mistake my response for a spanking. He was spanked for his rebuttals.
He never posted any intel. You have posted some unspecific intel. Credibility is built over time. You have started well but we still have to be careful. If you really are a brother monger, I'm sure you can understand why.
Glad to have you on the board and be safe.
Muff Scout[/QUOTE]Thanks for jumping in and the kind words. And, yes,I understand why.
Although I read the General thread, I didn't really have anything to contribute there, while I could at least answer a couple of questions here. I'll be lurking on the other thread until I can offer some information that I think will be useful.
Bill
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Lhs
Originally Posted by Holdmetoo
Although I've been to the Moonlight and some of the Howard County spas, I don't know anything about those in Baltimore County. What and where is LHS?
Since LHS is close to me,I have been LHS(Lotus Health Center) few times last month even thought there is not TS.You can get phone number from Citypaper.It is located at the conner of Padania road and York road ,red old singer house by a gas station,sorry I can not remeber address.
whmonkey
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Moonlight Visit
Finally had a chance to return to my all-time fave AMP of Moonlight Spa. This was my first visit since the change in ownership and I hoping that I just hit it on a bad day.
I was paired up with Kim, who was rather plainly dressed. Nice body, but the face was somewhat lacking.
Quick go at a table shower, then into the sauna for more time than I was at the table shower. Back to the room, very basic massage and then some very quick extra curricular items.
I guess I am just spoiled by past visits over the years with Jennifer, Coco or Tina. For the first time in my six years of going here, I now have a membership card to boot.