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[QUOTE=trav]I used to go to DT. I believe this place is still close. Also, Washington Post does not carry any ads for DC places any more. So can anyone let me know what is available around the Verizon ctr? Or any place near the metro. Will much appreciated.[/QUOTE]
You can stick your request where the Sun doesn't shine!
I have not been to Sun lately. What happened to my provider Mimi? Gone to another spa in DC or gone for good? The most incredible ride ever. That gal is F-ing crazy. Anyone who wants details is welcome to PM me.
Bri
[QUOTE=Baltimonger]You can stick your request where the Sun doesn't shine![/QUOTE]
The legendary KJ visits DC, welcome my brother! How are things on the Clix loop? I recently had the pleasure of meeting brunette Rachel ;) Great hoover skills. Will repeat.
Trav:
Continue holding your breath, the research team is working on your research request. Our attention was diverted by the Prez's speech. We are now fully focused on finding you a fine AMP near the Verizon Center. Details to follow.
Lax
[QUOTE=Big Red50]Hey Bench:
Do I smell Napalm?
Just wondering
Big Red[/QUOTE]I give, you win Box.
I hereby send up the white flag cause pissing uphill only gets your feet wet.
I had a great trip in LA. Nice weather and all.
BTW, any of you goto AC, careful of a SW named Kerri off Tennesse Ave. She may an oral STD issue.
Peace
[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock]This time around it went something like: get dressed quickly and pretend it's your first massage ever and you are shocked and appalled at the insinuation that there is anything untoward happening at these places. An hour or so later you get to take off the handcuffs and sign a summons to appear in court. As for a refund, YMMV depending on if it really was your first time there and if you helped or hurt the AMP in your conversations with the fuzz.[/QUOTE]Never go at night is a good start. Daytime is the best, girls fresh and LE still eating donuts.
PC out
BTW, Bench, I have surrendered so where do you want the flag mailed to?
[QUOTE=Laxman #2]Continue holding your breath, the research team is working on your research request.
Lax[/QUOTE]Lax - thanks for the hint - i got it! Thanks!
[QUOTE=Double Nickle, highlight by LoveLOS] With that said, some of your posts have been quite good. I hope you will continue to post and even continue the humor. But be careful. BSR has inherited TM's crusade against uppity newbies. In time you may be admitted to Olympus where [b]thunderbolts are tossed back and forth with relative impunity[/b].[/quote]PCP, I have to agree with the learned 10¢ man. See, I fuck with screen names all the time, which is acutally in honor of Don Trashman, so even squeeky seats doesn't complain. Stick around, keep posting, don't let the roasting get under your panties, and your time of trust and acceptance will come. Uppity is a death knell. We pick our friends in the inner circle based first on their reliability of information recieved, lack of Bullshit smelling posts, and compatible/good attitudes. We pick our friends with thought to safety and security concerns as well as someone we might like to party with and/or do something illegal with, that kind of judgement call takes time.
[quote=RTFF request #4003]I used to go to DT. I believe this place is still close. Also, Washington Post does not carry any ads for DC places any more. So can anyone let me know what is available around the Verizon ctr? Or any place near the metro. Will much appreciated.[/quote]Just saw the emergency text message that Lax sent me to help you find the info. I think I found it:
[url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=3841&page=10&pp=15]Follow this link[/url], then read forward until I you read this post again... You will then know where to look.
As an alternative solution, just PM Box Springs Squeek and ask him to give you the address for Kinja Spa. I hear the place is really hot right now.
LoveLOS
BTW Squeeky, I see you really did pass my post count bigtime. Worthless bastard. Hope you get out of jail soon so you can find something to fuck besides newbies :cool:
[QUOTE=LoveLOS]As an alternative solution, just PM Box Springs Squeek and ask him to give you the address for Kinja Spa. I hear the place is really hot right now.
BTW Squeeky, I see you really did pass my post count bigtime. Worthless bastard. Hope you get out of jail soon so you can find something to fuck besides newbies :cool:[/QUOTE]
I give out phone numbers too. :D
I [i]am[/i] a bastard aren't I... lemme just say that you're taking it a lot better than I thought you would. As for fucking newbies, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Unless it gets posted about first...
[QUOTE=Laxman #2]Trav,
As an alternative you could read the last week to ten days of posts on this thread and I assure you you will find what you are looking for.[/QUOTE]Thanks LAX, I got the info!
[url]http://www.rasmus.com/auction_detail.php?ID=125044[/url]
Lax, Robux, LL, Bench, et al - - - Here is the opportunity of a monger lifetime. Own your own nude place! Stock it with now out-of-work AMP girls; install some VIP Suites for relaxation with your favorite "dancer"; And of course, consider the perks of being owner and operator!
Just a thought.
Drew
Hello,
My name is Lucky Luciano. I wanted to ask a few questions. I have not "seen any action" since July, so I've been outta the loop. Is cphc still open? Can you ask for a half hour session at an amp and still get "full service"? how much does it cost for fellatio?
Thank you for your time.
[QUOTE=Lucky Luciano]Hello,
My name is Lucky Luciano. I wanted to ask a few questions. I have not "seen any action" since July, so I've been outta the loop. Is cphc still open? Can you ask for a half hour session at an amp and still get "full service"? how much does it cost for fellatio?
Thank you for your time.[/QUOTE]
You poor soul, probably have blue balls by now. I would recomend going to CHPC and finding out if they are open, then reporting back to us. If they aren't open, go someplace else and try again until you find an open place. We have addresses on this board, but I can't remember the post number, maybe you could look that one up.
You can ask for anything, but what you get is a YMMV.
Full service? Is that like sex? YMMV
Fellicia left the place before Black Wednesday. Hope she shows up somewhere else. She charged $.60
YMMV stands for Your Mileage may vary
RTFF stands for Read the Fucking Forum
Your welcome for my time, leave the money in an envelope marked "LL" at TBWNN.
Have fun,
LL
[QUOTE=Lucky Luciano]Hello,
My name is Lucky Luciano. I wanted to ask a few questions. I have not "seen any action" since July, so I've been outta the loop. Is cphc still open? Can you ask for a half hour session at an amp and still get "full service"? how much does it cost for fellatio?
Thank you for your time.[/QUOTE]
I am not sure how much the Roman God, Fellatio, paid for his receipt of "full service"; but, I bet it was a fair price.
By the way, how did you know that Fellatio received "full service" without reading the forum?
Van
[QUOTE=Pcpc1688]I give, you win Box.
I hereby send up the white flag cause pissing uphill only gets your feet wet.
I had a great trip in LA. Nice weather and all.
BTW, any of you goto AC, careful of a SW named Kerri off Tennesse Ave. She may an oral STD issue.
Peace[/QUOTE]Hey Pcpc1688,
Good move, I got flamed as a newbie by like a dozen seniors, and I capitulated and changed my ways. Discretion is the better part of valor, you can't win them all. it is much easier to go with the flow a life lesson it took me way to long to learn. You show rare newbie wisdom and courage, welcome to the Forum.
Newbie for ever
Big Red
[QUOTE=Drew Park][url]http://www.rasmus.com/auction_detail.php?ID=125044[/url]
Lax, Robux, LL, Bench, et al - - - Here is the opportunity of a monger lifetime. Own your own nude place! Stock it with now out-of-work AMP girls; install some VIP Suites for relaxation with your favorite "dancer"; And of course, consider the perks of being owner and operator!
Just a thought.
Drew[/QUOTE]
That's a nice thought... we may just have to look into that.
[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/ers/261063613.html[/url]
[QUOTE=VanDriver]I am not sure how much the Roman God, Fellatio, paid for his receipt of "full service"; but, I bet it was a fair price.
[/QUOTE]
"...Interestingly, the practice of fellatio was said to have been introduced by the women of Lesbos, who used to whiten their lips as though with semen..."
[QUOTE=Jake Jj 1492][url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/ers/261063613.html[/url][/QUOTE]Jake,
This looks like someplace in Dtown. Call and ask as a last resort. LOL
PC out
[QUOTE=Big Red50]Hey Pcpc1688,
Good move, I got flamed as a newbie by like a dozen seniors, and I capitulated and changed my ways. Discretion is the better part of valor, you can't win them all. it is much easier to go with the flow a life lesson it took me way to long to learn. You show rare newbie wisdom and courage, welcome to the Forum.
Newbie for ever
Big Red[/QUOTE]Hey Red,
GO with the flow is ok. In business, there is always give and take. Chking out 1333 today and my little Lilly. Yummy.
PC out
[QUOTE=Lucky Luciano]Hello,
My name is Lucky Luciano. I wanted to ask a few questions. I have not "seen any action" since July, so I've been outta the loop. Is cphc still open? Can you ask for a half hour session at an amp and still get "full service"? how much does it cost for fellatio?
Thank you for your time.[/QUOTE]
What's up Lucky?
I know two AMPs that are open right now that give you a great half and half... blowjob and intercourse for $160. This also comes with a table shower and massage.
OK on Wisconsin above the Video shop and a place above the Eye Bar on I street. The house fee for both places is $60 and you need to leave a solid $100 for a tip to get the works. Leave it on the table or bed before the table shower so the girl knows you are legit.
Of course, YMMV, in terms of quality of service but the $160 payout will guarantee table shower, massage, fellatio and intercourse.
[QUOTE=LoveLOS]PCP, I have to agree with the learned 10¢ man. See, I fuck with screen names all the time, which is acutally in honor of Don Trashman, so even squeeky seats doesn't complain. Stick around, keep posting, don't let the roasting get under your panties, and your time of trust and acceptance will come. Uppity is a death knell. We pick our friends in the inner circle based first on their reliability of information recieved, lack of Bullshit smelling posts, and compatible/good attitudes. We pick our friends with thought to safety and security concerns as well as someone we might like to party with and/or do something illegal with, that kind of judgement call takes time.
Just saw the emergency text message that Lax sent me to help you find the info. I think I found it:
[url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=3841&page=10&pp=15]Follow this link[/url], then read forward until I you read this post again... You will then know where to look.
As an alternative solution, just PM Box Springs Squeek and ask him to give you the address for Kinja Spa. I hear the place is really hot right now.
LoveLOS
BTW Squeeky, I see you really did pass my post count bigtime. Worthless bastard. Hope you get out of jail soon so you can find something to fuck besides newbies :cool:[/QUOTE]LL,
Good words from you. Although I am suffering from mid life crisis, LOL, I will keep posting all my experience, strength, and hope. I pray that Swueeky wins the Oscar and RTFF for Vegas. I left some leads for him.
Peace
[QUOTE=Vice Squad]What's up Lucky?
I know two AMPs that are open right now that give you a great half and half... blowjob and intercourse for $160. This also comes with a table shower and massage.
OK on Wisconsin above the Video shop and a place above the Eye Bar on I street. The house fee for both places is $60 and you need to leave a solid $100 for a tip to get the works. Leave it on the table or bed before the table shower so the girl knows you are legit.
Of course, YMMV, in terms of quality of service but the $160 payout will guarantee table shower, massage, fellatio and intercourse.[/QUOTE]
Really? Are you kidding me?
Van
[QUOTE=Vice Squad]Of course, YMMV, in terms of quality of service but the $160 payout will guarantee table shower, massage, fellatio and intercourse.[/QUOTE]Be sure to put that on your Visa.
[QUOTE=Lucky Luciano]Hello,
My name is Lucky Luciano. I wanted to ask a few questions. I have not "seen any action" since July, so I've been outta the loop. Is cphc still open? Can you ask for a half hour session at an amp and still get "full service"? how much does it cost for fellatio?
Thank you for your time.[/QUOTE]Lucky,
It's people like you who make us "newbies" look bad.
This is just disgraceful! Our nation's capital city tainted with such hints of prostitution!!!
What is this world coming to?!
Both of those places used to be theraputic treatment centers doing excellent work
I am crushed...saddened...
JJ
[QUOTE=VanDriver]Really? Are you kidding me?
Van[/QUOTE]
I wasn't aware people still said intercourse.
LOL
As for this funds are tight and I cant be donating anything anytime soon. Hit the bar last night (no success but did have a good time) but to much work and effort. Plus no cute Korean girls :(
Not sure if this is where I should post this PM, but did anybody else get this from Tom Thumbs? I have no idea what the hell he is talking about.
Van
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In a PM from Tom Thumbs, he wrote:
fuck it! let's just do the "BIG KAHUNA"
we'll all meet at the manassas courthouse at 10 am and we'll go into the courtroom and as soon as the judges tries to say anything other then to get a jury to make decisions
we'll arrest the judge and bring them into federal court [that's why we have federal court a place to bring the states into court] charge the judge with treason and demand they be put to death
[QUOTE=VanDriver]Not sure if this is where I should post this PM, but did anybody else get this from Tom Thumbs? I have no idea what the hell he is talking about.
Van
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In a PM from Tom Thumbs, he wrote:
fuck it! let's just do the "BIG KAHUNA"
we'll all meet at the manassas courthouse at 10 am and we'll go into the courtroom and as soon as the judges tries to say anything other then to get a jury to make decisions
we'll arrest the judge and bring them into federal court [that's why we have federal court a place to bring the states into court] charge the judge with treason and demand they be put to death[/QUOTE]Crystal Methamphetamine, causes Delusional Paranoia,
If you have any other questions,
Just ass hole Red
[QUOTE=Haywoo Jablome]DC, Capitol of Whoredom
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Originally Posted by Sleazebum
This is just disgraceful! Our nation's capital city tainted with such hints of prostitution
This is where it all began, and continues to this very day.[/QUOTE]Actually, the first brothel in the lands now encompassed by the USA was in Boston, Massachusetts about 1660. However, today Bostonians go to Providence, Rhode Island for sex. DC can take pride in over 1800 Massage Parlor Reports for 2006, highest in the USA Sex Guide, I believe.
Double Nickle
[QUOTE=Big Red50]Crystal Methamphetamine, causes Delusional Paranoia,
If you have any other questions,
Just ass hole Red[/QUOTE]
Careful of what ye ask, somebody wanting to take down the whole corrupt legal system by USING the corrupt legal system may just take you literally!!! :eek:
[QUOTE=Vice Squad]I know two AMPs that are open right now that give you a great half and half... blowjob and intercourse for $160. This also comes with a table shower and massage.[/QUOTE]Vice,
I know that it may be your fucking JOB to investigate houses of prostitution, but offering Lucky that advice is questionable behavior for a LEO. It is no surprise that sex is for sale in DC (we have politicians here) but it is shocking when one of 'DC's finest would post misleading information on a public internet site.
Careful out there.
LL
Thank you so much vice squad. I really appreciate it.
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WENT BY GOT K GIRL WITH BOLT ON'S rock hard, injected lips, acted like I was a abusing her, no enjoyment for me. No DATY on menu, when it is refused, never press the point? Very dissapointing.
Sun closed, looking forward to trying 1333/ would love anyone who knows where Happy from Sun went was my Karma be safe.
So glad you guys moved on from this topic, I wanted to recomend Beano for the latter, and as for the european Chochalet wow, I thougt a clean bod, and fresh breath was enough. I gues diversity is what makes the world spin. K-Pus. Y is what makes my world spin. Lets stick to this.
Now that Sun in gone, what is the new hot spot. Can pm if le iss a concern.
Sun is gone? WTF happened?
[QUOTE=VanDriver]Not sure if this is where I should post this PM, but did anybody else get this from Tom Thumbs? I have no idea what the hell he is talking about.
Van
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In a PM from Tom Thumbs, he wrote:
fuck it! let's just do the "BIG KAHUNA"
we'll all meet at the manassas courthouse at 10 am and we'll go into the courtroom and as soon as the judges tries to say anything other then to get a jury to make decisions
we'll arrest the judge and bring them into federal court [that's why we have federal court a place to bring the states into court] charge the judge with treason and demand they be put to death[/QUOTE]
I have a feeling he sent this to the AMP "experts". My guess is that; in a facetious way; he feels we're upset enough to want the legal system changed as it pertains to AMPs. At the bottom of my PM from him was a list of those to whom he sent same. I promptly took a look at his posts; then promptly deleted the PM. His statements are "full of sound and fury signifying nothing". (not unlike my own)
[QUOTE=Haywoo Jablome]Good history review agent 55, I actually was referring to the hoors located in the Big white building with the dome on top. I believe that is the largest brothel in this fine nation. Hj[/QUOTE]
Why do you think they call it 'congress'?
[QUOTE=Double Nickle]Actually, the first brothel in the lands now encompassed by the USA was in Boston, Massachusetts about 1660. However, today Bostonians go to Providence, Rhode Island for sex. DC can take pride in over 1800 Massage Parlor Reports for 2006, highest in the USA Sex Guide, I believe.
Double Nickle[/QUOTE]
Anyone ever visit Black Angus in Puerto Rico? It was over 200 years old! It was just like that place in the movie 'From Dusk till Dawn' but without the vampires. The place was shut down a few years ago by a feminist movement down there.
[QUOTE=Navy One]WENT BY GOT K GIRL WITH BOLT ON'S rock hard, injected lips, acted like I was a abusing her, no enjoyment for me. No DATY on menu, when it is refused, never press the point? Very dissapointing.
Sun closed, looking forward to trying 1333/ would love anyone who knows where Happy from Sun went was my Karma be safe.[/QUOTE]
My last visit to 1818 was also disappointing.
Sun closed??? Is this true?
[QUOTE=Junky11]Anyone ever visit Black Angus in Puerto Rico? It was over 200 years old! It was just like that place in the movie 'From Dusk till Dawn' but without the vampires. The place was shut down a few years ago by a feminist movement down there.[/QUOTE]Damn, that takes all the adventure out of it! Especially if Salma Hayek is there!