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Some ladies can't take a full-sized Donkey dick. The shorter your strokes, the better. Punching a bladder must really hurt. So, I have been told.
Stick it in the ass, and it runs deep. So deep, up to the duodenum. The faster the stroke, the more she says, "Yeah. Yeah, baby. Right there. ".
Over and over.
To my anal deep, so deep, lover.
My 💓 beats for you.
💫🌟✌
[QUOTE=Christophe1;3140384]Close your eyes. Just for a moment and then the moments gone.
Life is short. But, really, who cares?
Everyday, my purple headed monster prick is seeking something new. Perhaps, to teach my bigger head?
I just wanted to capture a moment in time.
Share a gift with my brothers.
Smell the flowers.
Bring back the...
Puffy-snuffy-pussy-not-so-losey back.
That is what we lack.
If you dont get this, plot a new tack.
Another Polaroid moment.[/QUOTE]One word "WOW".
Good for you my man.
Get a real orgy in LA going. Gangbang or group play. Just some multiples fun in LA. Been there done that Riverside, but looking for that fun group in LA that actually gets off the ground and isn't open to just couples.
Guidance. Share away.
Morone.
Miss Thursdays is a horndog for the right guys as she requested the following pictures. She has good Kegels all be it not the most beautiful face. Titties look good. Body is okay tight, with Kegels. Plus she is a horny gal that wants to watch porn and will rub one out.
No dripping cumpies
Enjoy.
Yippie Yi Yoooo!!
[QUOTE=Christophe1;3265300]Miss Thursdays is a horndog for the right guys as she requested the following pictures. She has good Kegels all be it not the most beautiful face. Titties look good. Body is okay tight, with Kegels. Plus she is a horny gal that wants to watch porn and will rub one out.
No dripping cumpies
Enjoy.
Yippie Yi Yoooo!![/QUOTE]Damn I am soooo jealous!
TTM.
[QUOTE=Christophe1;3265300]Miss Thursdays is a horndog for the right guys as she requested the following pictures. She has good Kegels all be it not the most beautiful face. Titties look good. Body is okay tight, with Kegels. Plus she is a horny gal that wants to watch porn and will rub one out.
No dripping cumpies
Enjoy.
Yippie Yi Yoooo!![/QUOTE]Damn you always have best luck getting these girls.
Sixty Nine is mighty fine.
The more you lick that pussy, with great visuals, the more the pussy>>>> Responds.
Personally, I like 69. It is one of the best positions.
69.
69.
69.
😄.
Sorry. No midgets yet. Only sum cum sucking pussy 69. I slurp loudly without regrets.
Slurpy slurp.
Slurp.
Mighty fine in the 69.
[QUOTE=Christophe1;3285100]Sixty Nine is mighty fine.
The more you lick that pussy, with great visuals, the more the pussy>>>> Responds.
Personally, I like 69. It is one of the best positions.
69.
69.
69.
😄.
Sorry. No midgets yet. Only sum cum sucking pussy 69. I slurp loudly without regrets.
Slurpy slurp.
Slurp.
Mighty fine in the 69.[/QUOTE]Midget? Check.
Deaf girl (I don't know sign language)? Check.
Girl with no teeth? Check.
Girl behind the bushes at Cesars Palace? Check.
Girl in the shower after just walking into her apt and having never met her before? Check.
3 girls at once? Check.
Mother and daughter (separately)? Check.
Hot tub orgy? Check.
20 times in 6 days at a beach resort? Check.
Blowjob in the back seat of a police car from a female cop? Check.
On a tractor ambling thru a plowed up field? Check.
Might be more but I am going to have to give it some thought. This is a great thread Chris.
Definitely want to hear more about the last two items on your list.
[QUOTE=JohnnyTheWad;3285211]Midget? Check.
Deaf girl (I don't know sign language)? Check.
Girl with no teeth? Check.
Girl behind the bushes at Cesars Palace? Check.
Girl in the shower after just walking into her apt and having never met her before? Check.
3 girls at once? Check.
Mother and daughter (separately)? Check.
Hot tub orgy? Check.
20 times in 6 days at a beach resort? Check.
Blowjob in the back seat of a police car from a female cop? Check.
On a tractor ambling thru a plowed up field? Check.
Might be more but I am going to have to give it some thought. This is a great thread Chris.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=JohnnyTheWad;3285211]Midget? Check.
Deaf girl (I don't know sign language)? Check.
Girl with no teeth? Check.
Girl behind the bushes at Cesars Palace? Check.
Girl in the shower after just walking into her apt and having never met her before? Check.
3 girls at once? Check.
Mother and daughter (separately)? Check.
Hot tub orgy? Check.
20 times in 6 days at a beach resort? Check.
Blowjob in the back seat of a police car from a female cop? Check.
On a tractor ambling thru a plowed up field? Check.
Might be more but I am going to have to give it some thought. This is a great thread Chris.[/QUOTE]Wow. Very impressive curriculum vitae.
I just erased a whole diatribe of my deep thoughts expressed. Optimally, I find that women born in November, who are Scorpios, fill my fucket list up the most.
I have a short-term memory and the moment now is better than yesterday's year.
Recently, Scorpio women are the snizzle dizzles.
[QUOTE=Christophe1;2623886]The best thing about being with a nonprovider is that they still gots the horny. Even when I've spent the night with a provider girlfriend there's only an hour tops of sex. It seems like they just want a warm body to cuddle up with for the night.
A regular 20 something is like a little burning furnace of desire. The head of my penis is bruised from, and this is her count for the night, 7 times of sex. I had 3 shootings. She had 12. Got to love having a sex fiend pounce on the dick and pump out an O. Best minute of my life. It's just amazing witnessing them bang away, getting faster and faster, until they convulse to a spineless mass of flesh on top. Near the end all she had left were some convulsing silent queefs that I felt on my mouth and dick. Then she wanted to pull out the camera for some porn style action. I silently laughed as she came up with this idea on her own.
The flaccid dismount.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Christophe1;2592662]I was about to take her out to lunch and call off the sexual relationship and try to get things back to a platonic state. As she exited out from her apartment a big smile came across my face and from inside I heard, "Fuck it. Live for today. " And it was one of the best days of my life. Luckily she's a big girl and knows what's up, plus she's a sex fiend, and I'm going to play the part of her experimental guinea pig. Recently we went tripping staycation-style to the LBC to tour the Queen Mary. That ship must be an aphrodisiac as she wanted to FUCK me everywhere. Her personality type is about being fast and reckless. She made me finger or do her; next to the Captain's Quarters, in a nook in the middle of an alleyway, the men's restroom by the Tea Room. Just looking for ghosts. But the best spot was on one of the top floors where we did some standing MISH and I fingered her into gushing sexy stimulated lady juices out from all of her orifices. Her saliva was sticky and sugary and her eyes were glazed over she was really worked up. I didn't want to get caught by suprise so we turned around to do Standing Doggie, this way she could peak out from the triangle shaped metal thing that was concealing us and supporting her to watch out for other guests. Getting caught scared me so I stopped and she began protesting with a genuine WTF? She needs her O. LOL.
Finally got to the backseat of my ride where we proceeded to doing it every which way. Watching her little ass with that big Asian muff mufin peaking out from between her legs and that anus winking was inspirational. This time she said don't shoot up inside her, so I filled up her belly button instead.
Peace.[/QUOTE]
That girl made me fuck her in every nook and crannie up upon the Queen Marie. I'm sure I did some crazy fuck adventures in my youth that I may never recount, BUT, when you get those special influences in you life, don't balk, don't hesitate. Go For IT.
Live like you are the Big Pappa. Just because you are. Or will be.
White ladies have some tight BIG flowery pussies. I was with one lady that was soooo tight I had to shoot her tunnel full of cum in order to get all the way in.
Ding Dong! Sloppy seconds.
Got a freebie coming up tonight. Think afterward I'll fall asleep with a bruised Donkey Dick.
👻 Boozinga!
Help.
I think I need help. Sexual things are cool and all, but maybe, I am missing the things in life that.
Matter .
Truth is, I need a non-judgemental connection. I'm a loser baby, so.
I want to quit losing. Is this all a zero sum game? I really feel a personal responsibility to women I fornicate with. They are my HEROS. A love that is so strong that it defies the laws of thermodynamics & entropy.
Maybe I haved lived too much in a spiritual sense and have found partners to carry me up to the next level stars where we all belong. A fucking hippie.
Thus I say, ✌ 💘 & happiness.
Hopefully.
Einstein envisioned light passing those who were non-light as existing so fast. Like an instant. Poof!
If I could be a star? I gazed upon these things. Monumental. Past what we mortals could ever be. A star of life giving, light.
So enticing to see.
I want to be a beacon of inspiration. A beacon of light.
And to all the Niggas in the struggle.
You know what I'm sayin'?
It's all good.
Baby baby.
Life is too short. Born an animal. (Fill in the blank).
I pray to change myself. This world is a fucking dream come true and hopefully we all see that too.
Anyway.
My Donkey dick gets hard.
What a fucking sexual thing to do. Fucket List.
I can't see an end. I have no control and I don't think there's an escape. I don't even have a home anymore. Think it's time for a new keyboard.
In his "Humpty Dance" song. Once I got busy in a Burger King Bathroom. Hopefully, someday for me?
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y38Ec57yMG8[/URL]
Nothing would be more satisfying than impregnating a prostitute .
[QUOTE=Tjinla2001;3618597]Nothing would be more satisfying than impregnating a prostitute .[/QUOTE]Really? Child support for 18 years doesn't sound like a lot of fun. Having to introduce to your kids their new brother / sister.
Wow guys. I felt ashamed of my post and wanted to delete it but you guys shared a lot. Back in the day I was a Kosher kid. Not Jewish but my heart was true and I thought about that there was only one for me. There is a vicious circle going round. And round. And round.
My point is that one of my first girlfriends cheated on me. A love come true and it can't be true because well there wasn't really love there anyway? Too young too crazy. Boy was she crazy too.
Part of the answer is that there are spoilers among us. Follow your heart and know your compass. The EXPERIENCE of being cheated on for me was like a doorway I never imagined could exist. A Pandora's box!
What I wouldn't do to be that person before my world was turned upside down. I was a decent kid.
If you are someone with important people in your life, I pray you can chase the demons out. Once you fuck a million times it is so gratifying but don't create a circle to follow you and perpetuate. Gratifications are base and crude.
Okay there I said it. Maybe tomorrow I will go out and fuck a couple of women too. I love and can't resist the scents, the feel, the coitus act. In fact I like to be hot and desired and invited back. I wish these things would never end. But I need to control myself and make amends. Luckily for me I was able to climb a ladder although I can't forget what could of been.
There I wrote it. Maybe one day I'll follow this as a guiding rule.
Oh why oh why are there so many cuties. And why oh why are they so easy?
Lately I met a couple of good matches that were like Poof, I'm gone!They know where they are going and know where they are from. Very respectful and good educators. Lessons for me have been learned. Maybe one day I will disappear into an alternative reality of happiness, or maybe, succumb to an easier happiness led by my animal instincts. It's a high stakes game.
Thanks for participating.
Love you too much or love you not enough?
Say what...
[QUOTE=HapaBoy86;3618395]In his "Humpty Dance" song. Once I got busy in a Burger King Bathroom. Hopefully, someday for me?
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y38Ec57yMG8[/URL][/QUOTE]Yeah, back when rap was punk. I met some hookers off Fig at Burger King more than a couple of times.
Gosh gee, ToTo. Don't think we are in Kansas.
Oh, No. Gents. In Kansas, well, IDK. All I know, is that we are in the City of Angels. Let the angels fly. Or die. Been lucky enough to bring some ride or die beauty black women in to my tribe.
From my experience, A Black women always sheds the light, knows the know, has the medicine, and can enrich my life. Got to admit, I love a Fat Titty, and a shaved < Oh No".
Sugar daddy possibly.
Dorothy, just tap your heels together.
There is NO PLACE LIKE HOME.
[QUOTE=Tjinla2001;3618597]Nothing would be more satisfying than impregnating a prostitute .[/QUOTE]I will be pretty lucky to live two or three years. I'm not worried about child support. I think prostitutes can be great role models and with help from grandma, the kid can have a good, life.
[QUOTE=Tjinla2001;3641085]I will be pretty lucky to live two or three years. I'm not worried about child support. I think prostitutes can be great role models and with help from grandma, the kid can have a good, life.[/QUOTE]I got to I love your posts man. I know you have a passion for the dramatics and I love that direct style. But I for one want to see your guerilla posts for many many years to come!
[QUOTE=Christophe1;3645006]Hello, PUSSY LOVERS
I GOT WHITE PUSSY
E, er, some more,
White pussy pussy for 2 hours. At a hundred.
Did I say, she is a stripper 40 lesbian, with a lesbian partner around 20.[/QUOTE]Yeah, that White stuff is my cream.
Go and get it! The select brand
[QUOTE=Christophe1;3645006]Hello, PUSSY LOVERS
I GOT WHITE PUSSY
E, er, some more,
White pussy pussy for 2 hours. At a hundred.
Did I say, she is a stripper 40 lesbian, with a lesbian partner around 20.[/QUOTE]Been with a few lesbians myself, nice tight pussy. Don't get much dick so when you get its good. What was buzzing thing around my balls?!
I was told that the gates will open, once I fall in love.
Without that force, maybe, I am hamstrung?
Love?
What is it good for.
Hopefully, more than, absolutely Nothing.
Sometimes, I feel nostalgic. These are the best of times, maybe, they are the worse. What is a True of Heart to do?
I did some house cleaning and I saw some history. Wow. Gosh Gee. That was me?
Thankfully, I am even better now. Grown a couple days at light speed by going at a snail's pace.
Sometimes, I wonder.
What a wonder. Where am I going? What do I believe in? And what should I do?
20 years ago, I knew.
29 days ago, I knew.
What is this yearning all about? Where does it go?
I don't know.
I miss things that could of been. My dreams are unsurpassed with even real deadlines.
There is Nothing I can't do.
Screech... Wait a minute.
Who am I? What do I want? Where are my dreams?
Oh, shit guys!! My dogs need walked! Ahhh, they are so needy. So, freaking Cute.
Chick magnets.
Somewhere in the heavens there is a star calling out for me. Join us in creating enthusiasm.
A true of heart ❤️
For what it's worth. Happy holidays and much blessings.
One- True Hearted
Yearning
Life is honey.
Sweet nectar from the earth.
If we come from the earth, it must be all good.
Christophe1 say,
Read my fortune nookie!
It is blurry on purpose. There is no clarity. Only purpose.
Cum-christophe1-say.
Take a bite out of life. Roar like a lion, fuck like a champion. Be an animal that that that.
As an artist, a lover, a fighter, a user, an abuser, just me.
Here is a blurred picture.
I say, it says," fortune cookie, get lots of nookie. " And if you don't, be the best you can do."
Yeah, I am bored.
[URL]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SRcnnId15BA[/URL]
I just want to brag about all of us here that make me smile. Make me believe. Love with a freaking great spirit. Know the game. Make a tremble with an added fucking hardcore bass.
True great leaders in our society. Dictations extraordinaire.
Bright beautiful smiles. A love affair for this. Total candy.
Just saying.
When I get all hail praises for my hallelujah Donkey dick. I always say. Just average.
Yes. The ladies are rubbing their bellies like I just did a KO!
Whew!!
❤10084;10084;.
The pic gives new meaning to cum here. Filled that up on third rotation.
At the candy shop.
Aka the Fire Phoenix Born again. Thus, from the darkest of hours will soon come the light.
[QUOTE=Christophe1;3645006]Hello, PUSSY LOVERS
I GOT WHITE PUSSY
E, er, some more,
White pussy pussy for 2 hours. At a hundred.
Did I say, she is a stripper 40 lesbian, with a lesbian partner around 20.[/QUOTE]You always find gem. Never had threesome myself. Very tempted.
Some girls want to be dick **** slapped. Dick butthole abused. Talk about the crazy porn they be watching and try to resurrect the films with a trusted partner.
Howdy Ma'am.
My chaps have the crotch cut out for a reason. Think of the gal on the street wearing only a dress without briefs.
Kinky will pursue.
The donut man.
I want to do a preggi but this looks like spam lmfao!
[URL]https://www.yesbackpage.com/35/posts/8-Adult/122-Female-Escorts/618283--Six-Month-Pregnant-But-Unmarrid-Sexxy-Wet-Pusssy-.html[/URL]
It is one of the few things. And she is cute too. I wish I was closer.
[URL]https://backpage.com.sanfernandovalley.listcrawler.com/post/26838867/[/URL]
[QUOTE=PeachSkoal;3916449]It is one of the few things. And she is cute too. I wish I was closer.
[URL]https://backpage.com.sanfernandovalley.listcrawler.com/post/26838867/[/URL][/QUOTE]I might hit that one up tomorrow LOL. It looks legit. She has an eros page too. Expensive tho 300 for hour.
note: however i am suspicious, the eros ad is a different phone number.
[QUOTE=HowdyDoody32;3916867]I might hit that one up tomorrow LOL. It looks legit. She has an eros page too. Expensive tho 300 for hour.
note: however i am suspicious, the eros ad is a different phone number.[/QUOTE]If you do, you have to share how it was!
There are a lot of horny chicks out in the fly by areas. Really love to swallow dick and cum. I was at a bar in, IDK, maybe Idaho, and a lady I met was a sexaholic. One of many, previous one was in Reno. Not obscure and more rampant than I could imagine these sexy lustful ladies.
Long story made floppy dick is that they, crave some sexy Christophe1 dick.
Gosh gee. Me?
Yepers. Fingers in white farmer girls for days.
Past sunsets and the fun goes on.
Now, guys, get a suped up van. Fuck asia. We got some great stuff here and abouts.
Lots of swallow the cum too with my dick fuck facing. Amy my digits in a d ass.
Now that is really fun.
Van.
Travel.
Fuck.
Old school.
[QUOTE=Christophe1;3001564]Once, I had a dream. A dream to get called up by a girl.
"Oh Baby, I miss you. " Hearing her voice felt like sunshine's rays bursting thru the clouds. Like a dream catcher with chimes dancing and singing with the wind. My heart beat deeply while my breath became shallow. My dick cock aroused -chubbing up. Then began doing prefucking burpees & stretches to prepare for some pussy clubbing. No drugs, baby, only pure cacao highs.
My dream is to be surrounded by a woman. Tits in mouth, ass in hands. Just playing with her clitoris and fondling with her holes. Tongue to tongue. Finger to ass.
I have a dream to bang away, bang away, to bang away, any which way that I want to bang away.
A piece of the dream of having dreams.
Around the world we went in such a short half hour. My dick visited more holes than on a golf course. Back and forth we went.
I had a dream to do ATM. Ass to mouth the Donkey went.
While looking face to face with Donkey, she said, "I am so hungry. I want to eat all your cum, " Her tongue licked upon Donkey's head. She soon swallowed the Donkey whole, while she slobber covered, and stroked upon the perineum. I pulled her over into 69, above my head so I could bare witness to the carnage of how stretched out her asshole and vagina had become. I think I did a good job fucking her up deep. Fucking her up deep, all the way up to her deudenum.
Her pussy was really getting wet and juicy like a 20 year old's and her clit juice was becoming sweet like nectar.
I had a Dream that I shot forth the seed that impegnated more dreams of which I never dreamed of to come (or cum).
What good is a dream deferred?
Peace.[/QUOTE]
Anyone have any leads on a PSE midget?
That's been on my fuckitlist for decades.
I have no feelings one way or the other about being observed in flagrante delicto. Apparently this makes me rare? Most people would be horrified to be seen in the act, except for a subset who would get off on it. But I just. Don't. Care. Not on my "yes PLEASE" list but not on my "hell no" list either.
[QUOTE=Oglaf;4237910]I have no feelings one way or the other about being observed in flagrante delicto. Apparently this makes me rare? Most people would be horrified to be seen in the act, except for a subset who would get off on it. But I just. Don't. Care. Not on my "yes PLEASE" list but not on my "hell no" list either.[/QUOTE]Film it, share it. Easy. I got a million pages of story.
[QUOTE=MisterChango;4152012]Anyone have any leads on a PSE midget?
That's been on my fuckitlist for decades.[/QUOTE][URL]https://escortindex.com/ad/lakecharles/918-205-2532/1/112426[/URL]
That chick visited the inland empire last year, but I was too lazy to drive. I think she has an IG. Hit her up and ask if she's coming back soon.
[QUOTE=HowdyDoody32;4240150][URL]https://escortindex.com/ad/lakecharles/918-205-2532/1/112426[/URL]
That chick visited the inland empire last year, but I was too lazy to drive. I think she has an IG. Hit her up and ask if she's coming back soon.[/QUOTE]LOL I wonder what her rates would be like.
My reference to fat is not made in the good way. She had a pretty face, as they say.
I thought a fat chick would be amazingly skilled at sucking dick, not. She said a few things to me.
1. I am awesome at sucking meat.
2. I love my body.
3. You can do anything you want with me.
She was fat with a foopa on a foopa. She rode me and her fat ass and foopa were slapping around and making noises so that she had to hold it up towards her pendulos breasts. When the porker moved herself into mish I could see way deep up into her gaping fat pussy and below it her asshole looked pink and blown up. I couldn't help but to finger her pussy until I could get a fist up inside of her gaper. She was starting to feel tipsy from the shots she had earlier and was slurring stupid blah blah ahs. I replaced my fist with the Donky into her pussy and worked my hand into her ass just liked she begged.
After I had my fill of the fat heffer filly I spread her open and had open that fat gaper pussy and squirted inside and all over it.
I didn't do anything where I had to see her big fat ass tho or I would have certainly lost wood. Also don't think I will fuck a fat lady ever again. At least she had a pretty face.
Double the size of this one.
[URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?9922-Non-Pros-(Baldy-Cruiser-amp-BladeRunner556)&p=1492127&viewfull=1#post1492127[/URL]
Cannot un-see this.