Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=DelukaMcStuff;6730148]I'm sure a few of you may now know a new AMP has opened up on Mormon Coulee Road. I've checked it out a couple of times now, one older lady, not much to look at but a nice little body. She's open to DAY, CBJ, and anything up to actual "full" service. I have offered plenty but will not bite. Her name is Lucy. I asked how business has been (she actually does pretty well with English) and she said she was not very busy. So might need a few more people to visit her if she's going to stay in business.[/QUOTE]I've been to Always Sunny across from buzzard Billy's, Oriental AMP, and recently tried out the AMP on state road. State road the girls give nice massages and HE. Always Sunny has a cute 29 year old that will undress and you can play but no BJ or full service. Oriental I haven't been in awhile but didn't like the massage or HE. Had to finish myself.

[QUOTE=OldScavenger;6694089]I live in Indiana, and for most of this year I have known a lady and followed her at four AMPs in Central Indiana. She told me today that on the 30th of this month she will move to Sparta, but sadly I will not be visiting her there- an eight hour drive!

She goes by the name of Amy, wears either short white denim cutoff jeans, or very short cutoff denim skirt, with a decorative top, and unlike most of the ladies she shows almost no cleavage. Speaks English well enough to answer the shop phone, knows numbers, prices, etc. And menu- well I'll just say that money talks, but she definitely will not push any limits with someone who is not one of her regulars.

She's yours now, and giving her compliments will earn you extra brownie points![/QUOTE]Saw her. She is a solid provider. Great service DM for details.

Stopped in and saw a fairly attractive 30 ish massage provider. Took the hour. That was a mistake couldn't get out of there fast enough. Will never return. I wasn't sure at first but it became undeniable. She just kept belching and farting. I mean like in that men in black movie. Long loud disgusting burbs and farts. One time she sat down with her ass pressed against my leg and let loose a big ole fart. Like not trying to hold back at all. Didn't stay the full hour. I tipped only because I felt sorry for her. What ever medical issue she has, I hope she gets it dealt with. I've never run the fuck out of some place so fast. Will never return, really questioning my life choices at this point. I'm done with this hobby. Lag out.

[QUOTE=Lag80;6786721]Stopped in and saw a fairly attractive 30 ish massage provider. Took the hour. That was a mistake couldn't get out of there fast enough. Will never return. I wasn't sure at first but it became undeniable. She just kept belching and farting. I mean like in that men in black movie. Long loud disgusting burbs and farts. One time she sat down with her ass pressed against my leg and let loose a big ole fart. Like not trying to hold back at all. Didn't stay the full hour. I tipped only because I felt sorry for her. What ever medical issue she has, I hope she gets it dealt with. I've never run the fuck out of some place so fast. Will never return, really questioning my life choices at this point. I'm done with this hobby. Lag out.[/QUOTE]I truly appreciate the candid report, that level of honesty took alot or courage. Thank you.

You did have me ROFL, can't imagine being in your place.

Good luck.

So "relax" spa texted me to let me know a new girl was coming in. I figured, hey, it's worth another shot. Upon getting there the regular lady introduced me to the new lady. Absolutely nothing to look at. Told them I wanted the usual one hour and they both came in the room and kept trying to upsell a 4 hand massage. I didn't want the 4 hand, I already had massages from the original lady. After a while they gave up and realized I only wanted one. Massage was not good at all, one of the worst I've had. On the flip was awkward. She kept asking how much. I pushed back a bit and asked about FS, and there was absolutely no chance of that happening. So two ladies there, both stick strictly to no FS, neither are lookers, and both are older. I would strongly advise sticking to the other "known" good spots. I feel based on the last posts on the massage page about farting and belching masseuses, the parlors are really going downhill around here. I've never checked out the Sparta one, so maybe I'll give that a shot.

In the area in two weeks and looking for any recent intel in La Crosse or close by. Any info would be appreciated.

[QUOTE=Adam368;6821295]In the area in two weeks and looking for any recent intel in La Crosse or close by. Any info would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]Amy in Sparta. Worth the coin.

Has anyone been there yet?

[QUOTE=WisFunGuy;6862470]Has anyone been there yet?[/QUOTE]Many times. Older, and not very attractive, providers. Very little privacy outside (next to Chinese restaurant in busy shopping center) and inside (open spaces, curtains). However, generally a very good massage. Don't expect anything more.

Been to the AMP in Sparta a few times. I have always received a HE, and the girls are nice. Although one of the girls will try and upsell every time. Do what you will with that information.

Anyone try Star Spa lately? A good provider I knew from Eau Claire is there now and curious if there's any extras.

[QUOTE=Cattleman;6921013]Anyone try Star Spa lately? A good provider I knew from Eau Claire is there now and curious if there's any extras.[/QUOTE]So, I checked out Star Spa yesterday. My first impression was kind of crumby. Sat in waiting room for a good ten minutes before anyone came to greet me, and it was some old guy. The spa itself was uncomfortably hot, like 85 degrees. Finally, get roomed by the old guy (already apprehensive), who said I would need to wait about 15 minutes for a masseuse even though I called and made an appointment. The lady came in, fairly cute, with short shorts but nothing spectacular. Very broken English asked what type of massage I wanted, and told me the price. Gave me a very good massage, definitely one of the best massages I've had at an AMP. But that was all there was. Massage and nothing more. Not even a hand swipe grazed anything. On the flip, more of a good massage, but she made sure I stayed covered the whole time. I put the towel on myself and left a little of myself hanging out, she quickly adjusted that to ensure I was covered up. So. Overall, really good massage, but I didn't get the impression if I became a regular visitor, anything further would be offered. The bottom line is that the atmosphere was about a 2 out of 10. The massage therapist was aesthetically a 6 out of 10. The massage itself was an 8 out of 10. But as for anything further, 0 out of 10. Hope this helps others. Oh, one last thing, massage prices were higher than any others in the area. The one-hour massage was 90 bucks.

[QUOTE=DelukaMcStuff;6935998]So, I checked out Star Spa yesterday. My first impression was kind of crumby. Sat in waiting room for a good ten minutes before anyone came to greet me, and it was some old guy. The spa itself was uncomfortably hot, like 85 degrees. Finally, get roomed by the old guy (already apprehensive), who said I would need to wait about 15 minutes for a masseuse even though I called and made an appointment. The lady came in, fairly cute, with short shorts but nothing spectacular. Very broken English asked what type of massage I wanted, and told me the price. Gave me a very good massage, definitely one of the best massages I've had at an AMP. But that was all there was. Massage and nothing more. Not even a hand swipe grazed anything. On the flip, more of a good massage, but she made sure I stayed covered the whole time. I put the towel on myself and left a little of myself hanging out, she quickly adjusted that to ensure I was covered up. So. Overall, really good massage, but I didn't get the impression if I became a regular visitor, anything further would be offered. The bottom line is that the atmosphere was about a 2 out of 10. The massage therapist was aesthetically a 6 out of 10. The massage itself was an 8 out of 10. But as for anything further, 0 out of 10. Hope this helps others. Oh, one last thing, massage prices were higher than any others in the area. The one-hour massage was 90 bucks.[/QUOTE]I had a similar experience, except I saved some $$. I stopped to check it out this past Monday, but after waiting in the lobby for 10 minutes without anyone coming out to greet me, I walked out. Apparently, that was a wise move.

So, after several months, I tried Relax Spa again. Totally different massage therapists this time. I know they cycle in and out but usually have one that stays but this place doesn't. Anyway, new older lady, I'd be hard-pressed to think she was less than 45 years old. Not horrible looking, but absolutely nothing to write home about. Actually gave a good massage, was happy about that. On the flip, asked the usual if I wanted a HJ and I just hit her right away with wanting full-service. She came back with oh, too expensive. Explained that I had a lot of clams and wasn't an issue. Ended up settling on 2 clams. Was super laid back, door locked, no rush, just a casual transaction. I wore a raincoat, but I think if I had pushed the envelope at all, she would have been totally fine with me going BB. So anyway, if you like tiny asian ladies, and don't care if they're older and not much to look at, this place is now a legitimate option. Hope it helps some of you other mongers out there.

Any of the spots provide Nuru? Or is there someone independent that does?

[QUOTE=DelukaMcStuff;7006219]So, after several months, I tried Relax Spa again. Totally different massage therapists this time. I know they cycle in and out but usually have one that stays but this place doesn't. Anyway, new older lady, I'd be hard-pressed to think she was less than 45 years old. Not horrible looking, but absolutely nothing to write home about. Actually gave a good massage, was happy about that. On the flip, asked the usual if I wanted a HJ and I just hit her right away with wanting full-service. She came back with oh, too expensive. Explained that I had a lot of clams and wasn't an issue. Ended up settling on 2 clams. Was super laid back, door locked, no rush, just a casual transaction. I wore a raincoat, but I think if I had pushed the envelope at all, she would have been totally fine with me going BB. So anyway, if you like tiny asian ladies, and don't care if they're older and not much to look at, this place is now a legitimate option. Hope it helps some of you other mongers out there.[/QUOTE]Had good experiences? Will go back.

[QUOTE=Ggggy;7081532]Had good experiences? Will go back.[/QUOTE]That review was a couple of months ago. Things could have changed by then.

"Had good experiences?" Didn't you read what he wrote?

[QUOTE=Watson69;6770579]Saw her. She is a solid provider. Great service DM for details.[/QUOTE]Stopping in as I was passing through. Saw a girl named Apple. Cut off shorts and white top. Massage there is 45 for 1/2 hour or 60 for an hour. I am not a massage parlour guy, had a bad experience in Texas once and try to stick to escorts. But the local escorts have been flakey lately. She was nice, slender with B cups. Not sure the didn't switch me to a different girl when I went to the john but not complaining.

Has anyone been to Apple massage yet? Was wondering what kind of service one could get there.

[QUOTE=Richter3512;7113041]Has anyone been to Apple massage yet? Was wondering what kind of service one could get there.[/QUOTE]Stopped in there tonight. I had Linda. Paid 70 for an hour. Got a medium massage, and it was pretty good. Very minimal teasing while doing the massage, but when she was done with my back then the teasing picked up a lot. She had me roll over and asked if I wanted L1, I accepted. It was good, she would kiss and play with my nipples and pulled hers out for me to play with. Then she let me pull her pants down but not allowed to touch to much. I could touch her ass and kiss her hips but that was. I think if I see here again there will definitely be more on the table. But for a L1 it's was really good. Nice and slow and stroked perfectly. Total damage was 70 for the massage and 50 for the tip. No haggling or pressure for extra. Once she finished the HE, she massaged more for a good 30 minutes after. And even added some more teasing in the process. I will definitely go back.

[QUOTE=Richter3512;7113041]Has anyone been to Apple massage yet? Was wondering what kind of service one could get there.[/QUOTE]I've been to this one, service is good and you can get full service. Tracey is who I've gotten. Young 25 year old thin and pretty. I've also been to always Sunny across buzzard Billy's and can get decently good massages and bjs from a 28 year old. I don't remember her name but she is also pretty.

[QUOTE=Gariador;7124434]...I've also been to always Sunny across buzzard Billy's and can get decently good massages and bjs from a 28 year old. I don't remember her name but she is also pretty.[/QUOTE]Is her name Lala?

[QUOTE=Gariador;7124434]I've been to this one, service is good and you can get full service. Tracey is who I've gotten. Young 25 year old thin and pretty. I've also been to always Sunny across buzzard Billy's and can get decently good massages and bjs from a 28 year old. I don't remember her name but she is also pretty.[/QUOTE]Where is this place at.

[QUOTE=BadboyFun;7125135]Where is this place at.[/QUOTE]Apple Massage is on the main drag in Onalaska. On HWY 35, kind of across from the big log cabin businesses. Linda is the main (and usually the only) masseuse there. Tracey who was mentioned below was only a temporary masseuse. My experience with Tracey was the same as the other reviewer. Everything was on the massage table. Pun intended. Linda, however, generally doesn't offer FS. But she will do most anything else. She's good at what she does for sure, and very friendly.

Also, at "always sunny" there are usually two working, Lala is definitely one of them, a little shorter, but very very cute. Usually another younger one in there too, but doesn't seem to be as open to things as LaLa. But I've tried for FS with LaLa, and she flirts with the idea, but has never bit. I'd love to hear if anyone has ever gotten FS from LaLa or Linda.

Decided to go check out Relax Spa tonight. Amy answered the door and took care of me tonight. 7 roses for the hour and 180 FS. Amy was in her mid to late 30's. Nothing much but not bad either.

Anyone been their lately? Anyone new working? Thinking about making a trip down to LAX tommorrow and might hit up apple or relax.

Any suggestions would be appreciated.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=Crsm27;7163558]Anyone been their lately? Anyone new working? Thinking about making a trip down to LAX tommorrow and might hit up apple or relax.

Any suggestions would be appreciated.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Newer lady at Relax, same as previous posts, I think Pam is her name. She will do FS. Apple is still Linda, who used to work at the one on the south end of town when it was open, then she moved down to the one in the heart of down town, and now she works at apple. Believe she's the only one at apple. Hope that helps.

Stopped by Sunny awhile back and forgot to leave a report. It's right across from buzzard Billy's if someone's wondering. The service was pretty good. The lady who I got didn't bring up prices except for the 1 hour fee until the very end, so it felt more natural I guess. She was very pretty, younger than the usual older ladies you might get, and extremely easy to talk to. Playful as well. Left from there very happy. If why'all want more info about it pm me.

Do with that information what you will.

Haven't been to sunny in more than a year got BJ once but pricey.

How'd you fair what services still exist with prices. Thanks.

I mostly just do relax and apple now but curious about sunny again.

[QUOTE=Jaxgrif;7193864]Stopped by Sunny awhile back and forgot to leave a report. It's right across from buzzard Billy's if someone's wondering. The service was pretty good. The lady who I got didn't bring up prices except for the 1 hour fee until the very end, so it felt more natural I guess. She was very pretty, younger than the usual older ladies you might get, and extremely easy to talk to. Playful as well. Left from there very happy. If why'all want more info about it pm me.

Do with that information what you will.[/QUOTE]

I decided to check out Cozy Anina Massage in Sparta. It is a new spa that faces highway 16 on the north side of the strip mall.

They advertise on STG, so I was optimistic about my visit.

It is new and fresh inside, with several foot massage chairs out in the open to the left and a row of small massage rooms to the right. I nearly turned around and left as the rooms only had curtains covering the door, but I decided to TOFTT. I was greeted by a petite early 40-something women, who escorted me to the room. The house fee was $80, $20 higher than their local competition. But I took this as a good sign.

The table was a decent size, and rather than a small towel folded on the table, there was a folded large sheet there. Strange.

Another women came in the room to do the massage who was a bit larger, and looked to be early 40's as well. She did not bother covering me up, and when she started the massage at the head of the table, she did not shy away from me touching her. Her massage skills were excellent, better than most of her local competition. But I was only slightly interested in a massage. As the massage continued, a fair amount of teasing was introduced. As my gentle touching continued, I discovered she was not wearing a bra.

She finished my backside and then retrieved something to remove the oil. But instead of a hot, wet towel, she used paper towels! WTF!

She then asked me if I wanted L1, and I told her I was interested in L2 or L3. But she made it clear that was not on the table. At first she was asking for a lot for L1 with utc roaming, but we eventually came to a more reasonable agreement. The finish concluded as expected. I am not sure if the therapists are Chinese or Korean, but she did help me get dressed, which is typical of a Korean spa.

I like having options, and I do hope they improve and make a go of it. They seem to be a spa trying to figure out what they want to be. If their goal is to give foot massages to the local ladies while giving out an occasional L1 to their male patrons, why advertise on STG? Or perhaps you need to establish credibility over time for more of the menu to open up. As it is, with a much better options in town and in La Crosse, I don't plan to return.

Apple massage has a new girl. Petite little cutie. Nice massage and very happy ending.

[QUOTE=Gariador;7258539]Apple massage has a new girl. Petite little cutie. Nice massage and very happy ending.[/QUOTE]Any chance you got a name for the new MT at Apple? Level of service provided?

Was wondering if anyone had any expirence with the foot massage place next to Curves in Onanlaska, around the cornor from KT down from Coulee gols and Bowl?

[QUOTE=TantraGuyMn;7213354]I decided to check out Cozy Anina Massage in Sparta. It is a new spa that faces highway 16 on the north side of the strip mall.

They advertise on STG, so I was optimistic about my visit.

I am not sure if the therapists are Chinese or Korean, but she did help me get dressed, which is typical of a Korean spa.

I like having options, and I do hope they improve and make a go of it. They seem to be a spa trying to figure out what they want to be. If their goal is to give foot massages to the local ladies while giving out an occasional L1 to their male patrons, why advertise on STG? Or perhaps you need to establish credibility over time for more of the menu to open up. As it is, with a much better options in town and in La Crosse, I don't plan to return.[/QUOTE]

That's a great report, there's so many poorly written reports. This was a breath of fresh air. As far as it being a foot massage or a full-blown AMP with all the options, it's a matter of going there a few times. But if it's out of your way, why bother? There is a pretty good chance it will stay at L1. There's a girl that I really liked down here and it took me a lot of sessions and a lot of money before I finally got the prize. But she kept my interest. Small increments of better service. But she was within driving range and she was my best option at the time.
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I can add two comments.

#1 It doesn't matter if they're Chinese or Korean, it depends on the girl if she wants to dress you or not. I've had some dress me one time and not the next. It can depend on how busy they are or what mood they have. Recently I had a girl dress me all the while giving me shots of her pussy. That was the end of a great session.

#2 advertising an STG is really just the catalyst for numbers game. It's going to bring a certain number of guys in who will stick around. Others will be disappointed and never go back. But there will be at least a couple that will make return trips hoping for more. It's just like the photos they use in the advertisement. None of those girls are actually available, ever. Most of them are Chinese models who have never stepped off the Asian continent.

Some of the racier ads have Chinese and Korean pornstars. But it will make a few guys curious and possibly show up hoping for the best. I know I've walked into places and although I felt like I should have turned around I stuck around just to see what was going to happen. "Well, as long as I'm here". And I've been pleasantly surprised. Other times, I've walked out shaking my head. But either way, they got somebody in that they wouldn't have normally got in.

Anyways, I'm never up that way so I have no advice on where to go, but I hope you find what you're looking for! Hopefully you'll find one to dress you while she's showing off her Bush!

Gave it a try, but they are not even up for L1. Told me I could self service while she rubbed my legs. Massage was more expensive than other local places too.

[QUOTE=Gariador;7258539]Apple massage has a new girl. Petite little cutie. Nice massage and very happy ending.[/QUOTE]Description of the girls available here? Age, looks etc. Looking to visit next week.

Anyone been able to get L2 or L3 at relax spa recently?

I used to get decent L2 a few times but last 2 times only L1.

Anyone have better luck last few months.

Hey mongers.

Headed to town this weekend. Based on what I've read, sounds like relax is the best option for FS. So, plan to head there for sure. Any other place worth trying? Even if only L2 if there's some younger hotter ladies? Bonus if they'll show some skin and allow roaming.

Thanks in advance for any info. Pm ok.

3rd time here 1st time I got Tiffany. She is very cute and bubbly personality. Speaks enough English to carry on a conversation her massage technique is quite good. Deep tissue massage and a oil rub down following. A towards end on the back rub wasn't afraid to crawl all over and quite a bit of teasing. On the flip we negotiated a L2 which was very good, not just a jackhammer. I'll be returning!

3rd time here 1st time I got Tiffany. She is very cute and bubbly personality. Speaks enough english to carry on a conversation her massage technique is quite good. Deep tissue massage and a oil rub down following. A towards end on the back rub wasnt affraid to crawl all over and quite a bit of teasing. On the flip we negotiated a CBJ which was very good, not just a jackhammer. I'll be returning!