Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Grottos; 1470354]CrazyOld you basically wrote a review which stated you looked at the massage woman and decided she was too old for you so left.

Thats your right of course but has nothing to do with the quality of the massage or service.

Massages here are great, and service is standard.

To some of us thats well worth $110.[/QUOTE]Not really intended to be a review. More of a discussion or observation on the massages available in the area. I was one of the NYC AMP's operations would come to our area.

Please enjoy!

Yes unfortunately this is basically it for AMPs in this area.

But for what it is its good; its consistent and if your expectations are realistic its good.

I've been 4 or 5 times, never had a bad experience, always at least pretty good.

[QUOTE=Crazy Old; 1470900]Not really intended to be a review. More of a discussion or observation on the massages available in the area. I was one of the NYC AMP's operations would come to our area.

Please enjoy![/QUOTE]

She posts alot on CL Theraputic. $45 for 75 minutes. Always includes a picture, appears to be blonde woman around 50 slender.

Anyone ever see her? Whats the deal with her?

[QUOTE=Grottos; 1471479]She posts alot on CL Theraputic. $45 for 75 minutes. Always includes a picture, appears to be blonde woman around 50 slender.

Anyone ever see her? Whats the deal with her?[/QUOTE]Saw her, last year some time.

Nice massage, more pressure than most.

Admittedly, in the beginning, we were chatting so I guess she got comfortable with me, so comfortable, that she lit up a joint!

I'm not a smoker, but, I figured I'd let her be, and she get all mellllooow.

However, towards the end of the massage, after she'd made no attempt to fiddle with my pecker (doncha love euphemisms) , I started to play with myself, to gauge her reaction.

She continued for another minute or two, but then quickly left the room.

After I was dressed and ready to leave, she informed me that she "doesn't do that here", or some words to that effect.

All that said, I might still go back, because her ad now says something or other about a Jacuzzi.

Thanks for the info!

So can I ask were you totally naked with her? Or covered with a towel?

Former maybe a better chance of something happening.

That being said a great massage for $45 for 75 mins as she advertised is still a very good thing.

[QUOTE=Phaeque; 1472104]Saw her, last year some time.

Nice massage, more pressure than most.

Admittedly, in the beginning, we were chatting so I guess she got comfortable with me, so comfortable, that she lit up a joint!

I'm not a smoker, but, I figured I'd let her be, and she get all mellllooow.

However, towards the end of the massage, after she'd made no attempt to fiddle with my pecker (doncha love euphemisms) , I started to play with myself, to gauge her reaction.

She continued for another minute or two, but then quickly left the room.

After I was dressed and ready to leave, she informed me that she "doesn't do that here", or some words to that effect.

All that said, I might still go back, because her ad now says something or other about a Jacuzzi.[/QUOTE]

I'm very frustrated. I've read several positive reviews about Lilyanas Hands of Gold [url]http://albany.backpage.com/BodyRubs/lilyanas-hands-of-gold-full-body-massage-booking-fast-25/8228751[/url] And I've been trying for quite some time to set up an appointment with her. But what's her deal? She NEVER returns my calls! I don't get it. If she only calls back regulars then why does she advertise at all?

So I called her earlier today and, amazingly enough, somebody actually answered the phone. It was her secretary. I thought that this was great, that she was going be easier to make appointments with now. So I set up a time to come in. $90 for 90 minutes. I was really excited. I was given the address, which turned out to be about 5 minutes from my house. That's when the good news ended. I went to the address she gave me, and there was no house there. I was told to go to 10 $$ Street. But the first house was #6 and the second house was number 96. WTF? It was still a little less than 5 minutes before my appointment time, so I tried giving her a call. The phone was answered, but all I could hear was two woman having a conversation. It's like they couldn't hear me. So I hung up and called back. This time, right to voice mail. So I left a message. Guess what? She didn't call me back. I explained that I was her 6:45 and that I couldn't find the house. But she still didn't call me back. I tried several more times, from different phones, to get in touch with her. And she still has not picked up the phone or called me back.

Sorry, but at this point I don't know that I'd go to her if she were a nymphomaniac super-model.

If any of you happen to be lucky enough to have the keys to this kingdom. Please tell her my frustration.

Okay, vent over.

I've seen her a couple of times. She was strictly massage every time. The Jacuuzi was relaxing as it was outside on her deck. She can really work out the kinks and is 420 friendly but that's about it. Shower is included and she's very comfortable with nudity. Hope this helps.

[QUOTE=Phaeque; 1472104]Saw her, last year some time.

Nice massage, more pressure than most.

Admittedly, in the beginning, we were chatting so I guess she got comfortable with me, so comfortable, that she lit up a joint!

I'm not a smoker, but, I figured I'd let her be, and she get all mellllooow.

However, towards the end of the massage, after she'd made no attempt to fiddle with my pecker (doncha love euphemisms) , I started to play with myself, to gauge her reaction.

She continued for another minute or two, but then quickly left the room.

After I was dressed and ready to leave, she informed me that she "doesn't do that here", or some words to that effect.

All that said, I might still go back, because her ad now says something or other about a Jacuzzi.[/QUOTE]

As Will74 mentioned, she is indeed very comfortable with nudity, which lulls ya into that false sense that she'll be more playful.

In fact, before the massage began, I got fully undressed, and then walked naked through her house to get to the bathroom!

But, very true, it is a great price.

[QUOTE=Grottos; 1472248]Thanks for the info!

So can I ask were you totally naked with her? Or covered with a towel?

Former maybe a better chance of something happening.

That being said a great massage for $45 for 75 mins as she advertised is still a very good thing.[/QUOTE]

Super clean, quite and comfortable rooms, Professional Asian Bodywork, Special price for July only. 90 mins $100. 00 ($140. 00 ). Foot Relax Spa & Waxing Services for men. Cash or credit cards accepted. Open 7 days a week. 9.30 am. 10pm. Call for Appointment. (6-4-6-5-7-4- two. Two.two-8.)

Anyone know what this is?

[QUOTE=Grottos; 1481368]Super clean, quite and comfortable rooms, Professional Asian Bodywork, Special price for July only. 90 mins $100. 00 ($140. 00 ). Foot Relax Spa & Waxing Services for men. Cash or credit cards accepted. Open 7 days a week. 9.30 am. 10pm. Call for Appointment. (6-4-6-5-7-4- two. Two. Two-8.)

Anyone know what this is?[/QUOTE]If it is local I will TOFTT.

I have been visiting Valhalla in Kingston when I get work down that way. Great table shower, excellent massage, Ladeis are older but IMHO very lovely,

I have been to the Schenectady spa three times, been turned away twice with "too busy come back later" Third time was horrible, massage was poor, the masseuse was 50ish, nothing up top and a big but, had on an armor under-suit, didn't want to do HE and the whole place smelled moldy.

This place is centrally located downtown near the prime drag for bars. The lady or maybe ladies have been using the location for a few months now on and off. I only ever saw one masseuse there at a time.

It is a typical AMP set up, with more than one room, but again, I have only ever seen one person there at a time. It is a little cleaner than the State Street AMP in Schenectady. Last time I was there, back around March, it was a slightly overweight lady around 40 years old. She wore a t-shirt and black stretch pants. Good sized tits and a dumpy ass. Massage was decent and I asked for and received an HJ OTF. OTC roaming was allowed, but I was shot down cold when I asked for anything more.

Paid $.4 for 90mins at that time and was asked for and gave a. 4 tip.

Not sure why this place is so scattered in it's availability and advertising. I don't remember for sure, but I think the number is different this time.

I set up an appointment today to see what if anything has changed. Was all set and out front 2 minutes before the appointment time, when I got a call from her saying "Oh so sorry, have to cancel. Emergency so sorry. You try again another day. So sorry."

[QUOTE=Grottos; 1481368]Super clean, quite and comfortable rooms, Professional Asian Bodywork, Special price for July only. 90 mins $100. 00 ($140. 00 ). Foot Relax Spa & Waxing Services for men. Cash or credit cards accepted. Open 7 days a week. 9.30 am. 10pm. Call for Appointment. (6-4-6-5-7-4- two. Two. Two-8.)

Anyone know what this is?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Petetee;1481747].and received an HJ OTF. OTC roaming was allowed.[/QUOTE]I checked the abbreviation FAQ on the site, but it did not have OTF or OTC.

What do they mean?

Thanks

[QUOTE=Kkelly; 1481731]If it is local I will TOFTT.

I have been visiting Valhalla in Kingston when I get work down that way. Great table shower, excellent massage, Ladeis are older but IMHO very lovely,

I have been to the Schenectady spa three times, been turned away twice with "too busy come back later" Third time was horrible, massage was poor, the masseuse was 50ish, nothing up top and a big but, had on an armor under-suit, didn't want to do HE and the whole place smelled moldy.[/QUOTE]Golden sunny is usually avg to okay, rarely exceptional; and I would agree on the smell. I have seen when using bathroom once, a whole pile of used towels, standing water (use your imagination). But, an overall lack of cleanliness smell. I would take a odor of bleach and cleaner all day long over musty, dead, stale air.

I have to agree about vahalia, I have only been once; way nicer facility inside, lady I had was a bit older but, amazing massage IMHO.

I heard there is workings of possibly a new place on Union near Bruegers.

Thanks, but sounds pretty bad.

$180 for a HJ and cannot even utc.

Terrible.

[QUOTE=Petetee; 1481747]This place is centrally located downtown near the prime drag for bars. The lady or maybe ladies have been using the location for a few months now on and off. I only ever saw one masseuse there at a time.

It is a typical AMP set up, with more than one room, but again, I have only ever seen one person there at a time. It is a little cleaner than the State Street AMP in Schenectady. Last time I was there, back around March, it was a slightly overweight lady around 40 years old. She wore a t-shirt and black stretch pants. Good sized tits and a dumpy ass. Massage was decent and I asked for and received an HJ OTF. OTC roaming was allowed, but I was shot down cold when I asked for anything more.

Paid $.4 for 90mins at that time and was asked for and gave a. 4 tip.

Not sure why this place is so scattered in it's availability and advertising. I don't remember for sure, but I think the number is different this time.

I set up an appointment today to see what if anything has changed. Was all set and out front 2 minutes before the appointment time, when I got a call from her saying "Oh so sorry, have to cancel. Emergency so sorry. You try again another day. So sorry."[/QUOTE]

Grottos, yes, $.80 is a lot, but keep in mind it was for 90 minutes. The massage itself was decent, with adequate teasing thrown in. Given that the phone number is different now, I am hoping that more is on the menu. Hopefully more bang for the buck.

Phaeque, OTC is over-the-clothes and OTF is on-the-flip, as in when you're told "ok, U-turn over now."

[QUOTE=Grottos; 1483548]Thanks, but sounds pretty bad.

$180 for a HJ and cannot even utc.

Terrible.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Phaeque; 1482638]I checked the abbreviation FAQ on the site, but it did not have OTF or OTC.

What do they mean?

Thanks[/QUOTE]